He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[micaelams]

matthew bellamy can make board.muse.mu autodestruct itself... and make itself disappear just looking at the link

matt+computer=disaster for any blog/page/board ... even youtube!!!

and he made google have an orgasm, when he became famous...the first photo in google of him did it...

[Linn91]

love this thread!

[weird cOokie]

i loooove this thread too!

 

It's not Matt Bellamy who looses hairs. Hairs loose Matt Bellamy.

[museisbliss10]

Matt Bellamy did not mess up in 3:19 of Ruled By Secrecy... the piano was just so distracted by Matt's sheer genius that it failed to play the right note.

[Nutmegs]

When Matt Bellamy does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

[CydonianCrystal]

Matt Bellamy did not mess up in 3:19 of Ruled By Secrecy... the piano was just so distracted by Matt's sheer genius that it failed to play the right note.

 

Win!

[supermassive_cave]

hai new to this thread

first one (lame one ) so dont be too harsh on me:facepalm:

 

Matt Bellamy didnt get the idea for his nickname from bells. Bells were inspired by him.

 

[museisbliss10]

Win!

 

Thanks! I think any of the CN jokes sound much better with Matt's name in it... guess I'm biased!

[supermassive_cave]

Thanks! I think any of the CN jokes sound much better with Matt's name in it... guess I'm biased!

but they do actually sound better

because, i mean duh, he is matthew bellamy, the most interesting wock star in the world!!!!!!

[HighRevoltage]

When Matt Bellamy does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

nice one!

[the.unintended]

Chuck Norris jokes do not inspire Matt Bellamy jokes. Matt Bellamy facts inspire Chuck Norris Jokes.

 

Matt Bellamy does not cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

Matt Bellamy's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Matt Bellamy.

 

If you spell Matt Bellamy wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Matt Bellamy?" It simply slaps you in the face. Yes. It can do that.

 

Matt Bellamy runs Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch.

 

Matt Bellamy can play the violin with a piano.

 

Matt Bellamy eats the for of an apple first,

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

 

Matt Bellamy can make a female paraplegic (or male for that matter) run towards him simply by smiling at them.

 

Matt Bellamy is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

[catinthehat]

 

If you spell Matt Bellamy wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Matt Bellamy?" It simply slaps you in the face. Yes. It can do that.

 

Matt Bellamy runs Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch.

 

 

[Maa.]

Chuck Norris jokes do not inspire Matt Bellamy jokes. Matt Bellamy facts inspire Chuck Norris Jokes.

 

Matt Bellamy does not cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

Matt Bellamy's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Matt Bellamy.

 

If you spell Matt Bellamy wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Matt Bellamy?" It simply slaps you in the face. Yes. It can do that.

 

Matt Bellamy runs Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch.

 

Matt Bellamy can play the violin with a piano.

 

Matt Bellamy eats the for of an apple first,

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

 

Matt Bellamy can make a female paraplegic (or male for that matter) run towards him simply by smiling at them.

 

Matt Bellamy is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

The twuth

[CydonianCrystal]

No matter how little service you have, this is Matt Bellamy. He IS going to reach your telephone

[Elise<3sMuse]

When Muse perform live, they do not use any lighting or light effects whatsoever. Matt Bellamy simply shines and radiates light onstage.

 

 

sorry, kinda lame

[the.unintended]

Matt does not spike up his hair. His hair is constantly standing up in ovation because Matt is so awesome.

[Killer Rabbit]

From Uncyclopedia:

 

Matt admitted to finding Dom's yellow trousers, "a bit gay," but would still let Dom do him.

[seraphrevan]

It's true! I DO want to be him!

[Tofu]

Matt does not spike up his hair. His hair is constantly standing up in ovation because Matt is so awesome.

 

I don't know why I found this one so funny.

[MisfitSpazz01]

Matt Bellamy sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Bellamy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Bellamy.

 

When Matt Bellamy was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Matt Bellamy isn't afraid of small children.

 

These two totally cracked me up. Can I sig them?

[the.unintended]

These two totally cracked me up. Can I sig them?

 

I'm happy 4 u 2 sig mine

 

I'll think of some more today.

[_silverrose_]

Ok I'm going to try one... sorry if it's been done, or if it's bad

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't want the truth, he IS the truth!

 

 

[madzip]

It is currently unknown to whom Matthew Bellamy wrote the lyrics of "Bliss" for: "Everything about you is how I'd want to be/I want the peace and joy in your mind".

 

So far the most accepted guesses are that Matthew Bellamy wrote them while looking in a mirror, or that he was simply roleplaying a mortal.

 

Or he thought he was Noel Gallagher...

[MK Soultra]

Or he thought he was Noel Gallagher...

 

[Originally_Symmetrical]

Matt does not spike up his hair. His hair is constantly standing up in ovation because Matt is so awesome.

 

:LOL: