He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[micaelams]

Matt: What? I never loved you. I love a certain crazy obsessed fangirl who frequents the boards often and likes me in my red suit. Museisbliss10, I'm coming for you!

 

Museisbliss10: Yay, Matteh!

 

The Plot: @ museisbliss10

 

BEWARE MUSEISBLISS!!! OH NOOOOO HERE IT COMES!!

the plot: TAKE THIS MUSEISBLSS

museisbliss:

micaelams: nooooo WHYYYY WHYY??? WHY DO INNOCENT PEOPLE DIE FIRST???:'(:'(

smiley: WHY CANT I F:rolleyes: DIE?

micaelams:because IM YOUR MASTER!!!

 

<--- KILL ME PLEASEEE!

[micaelams]

@museisbliss : do you know how to put a link but like.... you put a word like :here and when you clik ´´here´´ it takes you to the link? cuz i dont want to put ALL the link of my group of in my sig... cuz its gonna be f:rolleyes: cropped!

 

please? does anybody know how?

[museisbliss10]

BEWARE MUSEISBLISS!!! OH NOOOOO HERE IT COMES!!

the plot: TAKE THIS MUSEISBLSS

museisbliss:

micaelams: nooooo WHYYYY WHYY??? WHY DO INNOCENT PEOPLE DIE FIRST???:'(:'(

smiley: WHY CANT I F:rolleyes: DIE?

micaelams:because IM YOUR MASTER!!!

 

<--- KILL ME PLEASEEE!

 

HAHA!

 

I love it. Made me laugh, as you can see.

 

Matt: No! Museisbliss10! My love is gone!

The Plot: No, I'm right here, Matteh!

: No, I'm HERE, Matt! I'm your true love!

Matt: Oh, Awesome Smiley! I'm so happy you've come into my life!

 

Matt :kiss:

[museisbliss10]

@museisbliss : do you know how to put a link but like.... you put a word like :here and when you clik ´´here´´ it takes you to the link? cuz i dont want to put ALL the link of my group of in my sig... cuz its gonna be f:rolleyes: cropped!

 

please? does anybody know how?

 

Sorry Mica, I don't. I can try and figure it out for you, though!

[micaelams]

HAHA!

 

I love it. Made me laugh, as you can see.

 

Matt: No! Museisbliss10! My love is gone!

The Plot: No, I'm right here, Matteh!

: No, I'm HERE, Matt! I'm your true love!

Matt: Oh, Awesome Smiley! I'm so happy you've come into my life!

 

Matt :kiss:

 

: NOW i have a reason t live.. but i still hate beign all the time f:rolleyes: excited!

matt:i dont care you are suicidal! i could kill you in one orgasm!

:really?

matt: yes!

: do it!

matt: i wont

:WHY?

matt:CAUSE I LOVE YOU!

:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[micaelams]

Sorry Mica, I don't. I can try and figure it out for you, though!

 

thanks .. manwhile ill just put the full link

[micaelams]

ewww... i cant even put the link cuz its too f:rolleyes: LONG! ill just put ´´join the :awesome:group...

[museisbliss10]

: NOW i have a reason t live.. but i still hate beign all the time f:rolleyes: excited!

matt:i dont care you are suicidal! i could kill you in one orgasm!

:really?

matt: yes!

: do it!

matt: i wont

:WHY?

matt:CAUSE I LOVE YOU!

:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

I'm in the mood, Matteh...

Matt: I'd love to, but I can't.

What's wrong, Matt? Can't find your sunglasses?

Matt: No, I can't hurt you!

I want you to die!

Matt: What?!

I mean I want to die... no one wants to kill me!

Matt: It's because you're awesome, my love. I've already lost museisbliss10... I can't lose you, too!

[beatlesmaniac98]

I'm in the mood, Matteh...

Matt: I'd love to, but I can't.

What's wrong, Matt? Can't find your sunglasses?

Matt: No, I can't hurt you!

I want you to die!

Matt: What?!

I mean I want to die... no one wants to kill me!

Matt: It's because you're awesome, my love. I've already lost museisbliss10... I can't lose you, too!

 

HEY home come im not part of the party!()

[the.unintended]

Sarah, you're a genious

 

Aww shucks

 

If you have £5 and Matt Bellamy has £5, Matt Bellamy has more money than you.

 

Apple pays Matt Bellamy 99p everytime

he listens to a song.

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Matt Bellamy has allowed to live.

 

Matt Bellamy counted to infinity - twice.

 

Matt Bellamy can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

Matt Bellamy doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

 

And one for Chris

 

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chris Wolstenholme turned that wine into beer.

 

LOL

 

Matt Bellamy bla bla bla

 

I love every single one of yours. They are wicked cool

[museisbliss10]

Aww shucks

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

I love every single one of yours. They are wicked cool

 

Thank you very much!

[beatlesmaniac98]

matt bellamy can kill chickens with his nipples:ninja:

 

now isn't that interesting

 

i like this one gives me a sense of pride

[micaelams]

I'm in the mood, Matteh...

Matt: I'd love to, but I can't.

What's wrong, Matt? Can't find your sunglasses?

Matt: No, I can't hurt you!

I want you to die!

Matt: What?!

I mean I want to die... no one wants to kill me!

Matt: It's because you're awesome, my love. I've already lost museisbliss10... I can't lose you, too!

 

:'( IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING F... SET IT FREE!!!

matt: i wont!!! you are the only thing i have in this world!

dom: AND ME????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cries*

matt:what th---??

and dom: :WHY MATT WHYY???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

matt: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!

and dom: TAKE THIS !

matt: NO ONE kills matt bellamy...

dom: WHAT WAS I THINKING?????????????? NOOOOO *cries*

:yes!!! what was I thinking?? you are the only one that can kill me!!!

matt: what??

:NOTHING! i mean... i love you...

matt:

: ... ¨hm....

[beatlesmaniac98]

mica................................................you there

[micaelams]

mica................................................you there

 

yes! im here i replied you

[museisbliss10]

:'( IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING F... SET IT FREE!!!

matt: i wont!!! you are the only thing i have in this world!

dom: AND ME????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cries*

matt:what th---??

and dom: :WHY MATT WHYY???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

matt: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!

and dom: TAKE THIS !

matt: NO ONE kills matt bellamy...

dom: WHAT WAS I THINKING?????????????? NOOOOO *cries*

:yes!!! what was I thinking?? you are the only one that can kill me!!!

matt: what??

:NOTHING! i mean... i love you...

matt:

: ... ¨hm....

 

Dom: You can NEVER hurt my Maffoo! He is mine!!!

No, he is mine. Can't you tell? He wants to kill me! Does he want to kill YOU? Nope!

Dom: Matt? Is... is this true?

Matt: Dom, come on, man. You know you're my number one. It's just, this Awesome wants me to kill him...

yes! By giving me an earth-shattering orgasm!

Matt: Haven't I made myself clear? The only orgasms here belong to Dom! I mean... I mean... oh hell, I've lost the plot.

Dom: I'll help you find it!

NO! BACK OFF, DOM. Matteh is mine!

[micaelams]

Dom: You can NEVER hurt my Maffoo! He is mine!!!

No, he is mine. Can't you tell? He wants to kill me! Does he want to kill YOU? Nope!

Dom: Matt? Is... is this true?

Matt: Dom, come on, man. You know you're my number one. It's just, this Awesome wants me to kill him...

yes! By giving me an earth-shattering orgasm!

Matt: Haven't I made myself clear? The only orgasms here belong to Dom! I mean... I mean... oh hell, I've lost the plot.

Dom: I'll help you find it!

NO! BACK OFF, DOM. Matteh is mine!

 

dom: NO HE IS MINE!

matt:

:well... cant you see??? he's lost the plot for your fault!!!

plot: HERE I AM!!!

awesome: : I GOT IT!

dom: NO! I got it !!!

matt: I GOT IT AND THIS IS OVER!!! cant you undesrtand mrs. ... i can only give orgasms to dom... i belong to you dom...

chris: WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , and all this years.. ME thinking you guys where straight!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD! this is sooooo gonna be on facebook, twitter, google, magazines and.... THE MUSE BOARDS!! EVEN TOM MORELLO IS GONNA KNOW MATT! TOOOOMMM MORRREEEEELLLLLOOOO!!

dom: YAY

matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok... ill make a deal with you guys... ill give you ALL an orgasm if you SHUT UP about this...

dom: NO! THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! FINALLY, THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED (i bet nataly will be really happy)

NO! I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chirs: NO WAY!! IM NOT ACCEPTING THIS OFFER! EWWWWW ----chris wife in the background shouting: I WILL! I WANT YOU MATT---

chris: , OK. NOW I WILL TOTALLY POST THIS! *clik clik, blackberry*

matt: NOOOOOOO TOM MORELLO! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! I SWEAR IM NOT GAY

spiritual tom morello: yes you are matt... i cant belive a gay is fan of rage against the machine

dom: yes he is! *hmph* you homophobic

 

*meanwhile ´´awesome´´ smiley is trying to look in matt´s eyes so she can get an orgasm

matt: ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ALL FOR THIS!

 

*suddenly matt realises awesome wants to look into his eyes and rapidly shifts them to other side*

 

continue plis museisbliss

[museisbliss10]

dom: NO HE IS MINE!

matt:

:well... cant you see??? he's lost the plot for your fault!!!

plot: HERE I AM!!!

awesome: : I GOT IT!

dom: NO! I got it !!!

matt: I GOT IT AND THIS IS OVER!!! cant you undesrtand mrs. ... i can only give orgasms to dom... i belong to you dom...

chris: WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , and all this years.. ME thinking you guys where straight!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD! this is sooooo gonna be on facebook, twitter, google, magazines and.... THE MUSE BOARDS!! EVEN TOM MORELLO IS GONNA KNOW MATT! TOOOOMMM MORRREEEEELLLLLOOOO!!

dom: YAY

matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok... ill make a deal with you guys... ill give you ALL an orgasm if you SHUT UP about this...

dom: NO! THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! FINALLY, THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED (i bet nataly will be really happy)

: NO! I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chirs: NO WAY!! IM NOT ACCEPTING THIS OFFER! EWWWWW ----chris wife in the background shouting: I WILL! I WANT YOU MATT---

chris: , OK. NOW I WILL TOTALLY POST THIS! *clik clik, blackberry*

matt: NOOOOOOO TOM MORELLO! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! I SWEAR IM NOT GAY

spiritual tom morello: yes you are matt... i cant belive a gay is fan of rage against the machine

dom: yes he is! *hmph* you homophobic

 

*meanwhile ´´awesome´´ smiley is trying to look in matt´s eyes so she can get an orgasm

matt: ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ALL FOR THIS!

 

*suddenly matt realises awesome wants to look into his eyes and rapidly shifts them to other side*

 

continue plis museisbliss

 

Oh my... this will be tough to follow.

 

Chris: The truth is finally revealed! I can't believe this, we used to all sleep in the same bed, like pals!

Matt: You actually slept through all of that?

Dom: I always thought we were pretty loud, actually...

Mrs. W: Loud? How loud, Matt? Show me, please...

CAN WE JUST STOP THIS?! YOU! (looking at Dom) You took the plot away from MY Matteh. Matt, if I kill Dom and get the plot back for you, will you please, PLEASE, kill me with your loving?

Mrs. W: Back off, I'm next in line.

Chris: WTF? What are you doing?

Mrs. W: Securing my place in line! Matt promised orgasms for all.

The Plot: Even me?! Oh Matt! I'll come back to you! (plot runs to Matt's arms)

Dom: *cries* NOOOOOOOO! Why? The plot was all I had...

Matt: What about me, Dommy?

you can't have what belongs to someone else! Come on Matt, let's get busy.

Chris: Too late, Miss . It is now official on MYSPACE (GASPS all around!) that Matt and Dom have relations.

Dom: Not anymore. Matt's got the damn plot, he doesn't need me anymore.

The Plot: I love you, Maffoo!

and Dom: (CRIESSSSS)... WHY?! What did I do to deserve this?

 

They pause, look into each other's eyes, and...

 

Dom: ... I know you're hurting right now, but I want you to know... I know you suffered

But I don't want you to hide

It's cold and loveless

I won't let you be denied

 

Soothe me

I'll make you feel pure

Trust me

You can be sure

 

I want to reconcile the violence in your heart

I want to recognize your beauty is not just a mask

I want to exorcise the demons from your past

I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart

 

AH! Spider Dom, I'm in love!

 

Matt: Finally! You and I can be together!

Plot: YAY!!! *kisses Maffoo*

 

Mrs. W: What about me, Matty? You promised!

 

Kill me, Dom! Kill me!

Dom: No, I could never, I love you too much!

NOT THIS AGAIN!

[museisbliss10]

looks into Dom's eyes, trying to have an orgasm, but can't because his eyes aren't Matt's eyes. Meanwhile, matt is busy trying to pleasure both Mrs. W and the plot while Chris watches, intrigued.

 

And then... their eyes met. Blue eyes met the eyes of and...

 

Continue, Mica!

[micaelams]

Oh my... this will be tough to follow.

 

Chris: The truth is finally revealed! I can't believe this, we used to all sleep in the same bed, like pals!

Matt: You actually slept through all of that?

Dom: I always thought we were pretty loud, actually...

Mrs. W: Loud? How loud, Matt? Show me, please...

CAN WE JUST STOP THIS?! YOU! (looking at Dom) You took the plot away from MY Matteh. Matt, if I kill Dom and get the plot back for you, will you please, PLEASE, kill me with your loving?

Mrs. W: Back off, I'm next in line.

Chris: WTF? What are you doing?

Mrs. W: Securing my place in line! Matt promised orgasms for all.

The Plot: Even me?! Oh Matt! I'll come back to you! (plot runs to Matt's arms)

Dom: *cries* NOOOOOOOO! Why? The plot was all I had...

Matt: What about me, Dommy?

:awesome : you can't have what belongs to someone else! Come on Matt, let's get busy.

Chris: Too late, Miss . It is now official on MYSPACE (GASPS all around!) that Matt and Dom have relations.

Dom: Not anymore. Matt's got the damn plot, he doesn't need me anymore.

The Plot: I love you, Maffoo!

and Dom: (CRIESSSSS)... WHY?! What did I do to deserve this?

 

They pause, look into each other's eyes, and...

 

Dom: ... I know you're hurting right now, but I want you to know... I know you suffered

But I don't want you to hide

It's cold and loveless

I won't let you be denied

 

Soothe me

I'll make you feel pure

Trust me

You can be sure

 

I want to reconcile the violence in your heart

I want to recognize your beauty is not just a mask

I want to exorcise the demons from your past

I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart

 

AH! Spider Dom, I'm in love!

 

Matt: Finally! You and I can be together!

Plot: YAY!!! *kisses Maffoo*

 

Mrs. W: What about me, Matty? You promised!

 

:awesome : Kill me, Dom! Kill me!

Dom: No, I could never, I love you too much!

NOT THIS AGAIN!

 

...and disfortunetly awesome swithches back her eyes

 

awesome: nooo!!!!

chris: LEAVE ALOVE MY WIFE!

mrs.W: :'( NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME... i wanted to f:rolleyes: matt so badly... now i will nev---

chris:... im tired of this *walks away*

matt:wait-dom? you could sing?

dom:yess.... why?? ARE YOU JEALOUS?

matt... no... it was so.... beautiful...

plot and WHAT NOW?

dom:oh matt... matt.... i love you... i cant belive i left you for ...

:awesome : TELL ME GOD! WHAT THE F...: DID I DID WRONG????????

plot: :'(

mrs W: hey plot... since you are MATT´S PLOT.. will YOU do me?

plot: im so sad now i could do anyone...

mrs W: YAY !!! wooohoooo

*dom and matt hide somewhere else to do ´´stuff´´*

:awesome : now... im left alone...

chirs: NO! YOU ARE NOT! come on mrs lets tell everyone this impostors-wife-stealers-with-plots are gay

awesome : well... at least ill have a reason lo live for a day...

*you could hear mrs.W. , the plot, matt, and dom´s moans that day, ALL over the city*

 

 

*now if you want muse is bliss... continue it, if you dont want to make an end or a dramatic turn of the situation, tell me and ill just put ´´the end´´*

 

(please... try to continue it its so fun!!! )

[museisbliss10]

...and disfortunetly awesome swithches back her eyes

 

awesome: nooo!!!!

chris: LEAVE ALOVE MY WIFE!

mrs.W: :'( NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME... i wanted to f:rolleyes: matt so badly... now i will nev---

chris:... im tired of this *walks away*

matt:wait-dom? you could sing?

dom:yess.... why?? ARE YOU JEALOUS?

matt... no... it was so.... beautiful...

plot and WHAT NOW?

dom:oh matt... matt.... i love you... i cant belive i left you for ...

:awesome : TELL ME GOD! WHAT THE F...: DID I DID WRONG????????

plot: :'(

mrs W: hey plot... since you are MATT´S PLOT.. will YOU do me?

plot: im so sad now i could do anyone...

mrs W: YAY !!! wooohoooo

*dom and matt hide somewhere else to do ´´stuff´´*

:awesome : now... im left alone...

chirs: NO! YOU ARE NOT! come on mrs lets tell everyone this impostors-wife-stealers-with-plots are gay

awesome : well... at least ill have a reason lo live for a day...

*you could hear mrs.W. , the plot, matt, and dom´s moans that day, ALL over the city*QUOTE]

 

Mrs. W: Oh, Plot! You're SO much better than Chris. Probably because you're Matt's. Anything of Matt's is great...

Plot: Is that the only reason you wanted to F me? You... you... you maneater!

Mrs. W: I left my HUSBAND for you! I love you, Plotty...

Plot: I believe you, my love.

Chris watches, feeling like shit because now he has to take care of the 27 children he had with his ex-Greek-Sex-Goddess Wife who left him for an F-ing plot.

 

Matt: Oh, Dom... I've missed you so much.

Dom: Would you like me to sing you a lullaby?

Matt's eyes perk up and he looks strangely like a meerkat!: Dommy... I would love nothing more... sing me something romantic...

Dom: I traveled half the world to say... I belong to you.

Matt: I'd attack you like a leo but is watching... I don't want to break her heart more than it already is.

Dom: I understand. I'll never leave you again, Matteh. I love you,.

Matt: I love you too, Dom.

 

This is SO not awesome! WTF do I have to do around here to find someone?! I don't want to hurt my Matteh and tell the world about his tendencies... I still... I still love him!

 

Dom glares at Leave my Matteh alone! As you have seen, or heard, rather, he is mine and he knows it, don't you Matt?

Matt: Of course, Dom. I'm yours. Sing me another song?

Dom: *proceeds to sing him his version of Starlight*

 

Chris, since you are now wifeless and I am... am... Mattless, I was just wondering...

Chris: I'd F you, , but I can't... I don't want to lose you...

[micaelams]

 

 

 

Mrs. W: Oh, Plot! You're SO much better than Chris. Probably because you're Matt's. Anything of Matt's is great...

Plot: Is that the only reason you wanted to F me? You... you... you maneater!

Mrs. W: I left my HUSBAND for you! I love you, Plotty...

Plot: I believe you, my love.

Chris watches, feeling like shit because now he has to take care of the 27 children he had with his ex-Greek-Sex-Goddess Wife who left him for an F-ing plot.

 

Matt: Oh, Dom... I've missed you so much.

Dom: Would you like me to sing you a lullaby?

Matt's eyes perk up and he looks strangely like a meerkat!: Dommy... I would love nothing more... sing me something romantic...

Dom: I traveled half the world to say... I belong to you.

Matt: I'd attack you like a leo but is watching... I don't want to break her heart more than it already is.

Dom: I understand. I'll never leave you again, Matteh. I love you,.

Matt: I love you too, Dom.

 

This is SO not awesome! WTF do I have to do around here to find someone?! I don't want to hurt my Matteh and tell the world about his tendencies... I still... I still love him!

 

Dom glares at Leave my Matteh alone! As you have seen, or heard, rather, he is mine and he knows it, don't you Matt?

Matt: Of course, Dom. I'm yours. Sing me another song?

Dom: *proceeds to sing him his version of Starlight*

 

Chris, since you are now wifeless and I am... am... Mattless, I was just wondering...

Chris: I'd F you, , but I can't... I don't want to lose you...

 

awesome: dont worry! youre not matt! you can f... me! ill have at least a good thing in my life!(thinks to herself:fu fu fuuuu he is as great as matt... NOW I WILL DIE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

*chris proceeds to f... awesome , but suddenly awesome receives a b1tch slap from mrs.W.*

awesome: WHAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW????????

mrs W: while f... the plot i really missed you...you are better than the plot...

plot (far away): she's lying to you!!! i just realised she loved me because im from matt, and like she cant have matt she is lying to get you!!!!

chris: oh... my greek-goddes... i love you!!! you and dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave and dave....

mrsW:oh yeah...our children... 3 of them love to eat bananas .... but i still love you...

matt: WHAT? CHRIS! YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WAS HERS!!!

mrsW: the what?

Matt: my babies!!!! WHAT THE??? YOU NAMED THEM ALL DAVE???

chris: ok... now im surely gonna die...

awesome: why isnt that my situation!!!

*everyone gathers toghether*

plot: hey.... did you realized that because chris publicated matt and dom's secret, that was one the reasons matt lost me?

mrs W: and then i broke your heart plotty...

matt: AND THAT HE F... NAMED MY CHILDREN DAVE

dom: AND THAT YOU CHRIS... YOU F.. MATT!

everyone except chris: ................. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

chris: wait... WHAT????????????????????

micaelams and museisblis: this is turning f... hilarious..

awesome: back off!! musers!! we´re trying to kill an impostor here!!!

*everyone starts following with fire torches chris, when suddenly someone appears... and that someone is:

 

*proceed museisbliss ...oh geez... we should turn this into a book...

 

edit: i have 2 go museisblis... please leave it uncomplete and tomorrow we'll proceed, cheers!

[museisbliss10]

awesome: dont worry! youre not matt! you can f... me! ill have at least a good thing in my life!(thinks to herself:fu fu fuuuu he is as great as matt... NOW I WILL DIE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

*chris proceeds to f... awesome , but suddenly awesome receives a bitch slap from mrs.W.*

awesome: WHAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW????????

mrs W: while f... the plot i really missed you...you are better than the plot...

plot (far away): she's lying to you!!! i just realised she loved me because im from matt, and like she cant have matt she is lying to get you!!!!

chris: oh... my greek-goddes... i love you!!! you and dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave,dave and dave....

mrsW:oh yeah...our children... 3 of them love to eat bananas .... but i still love you...

matt: WHAT? CHRIS! YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WAS HERS!!!

mrsW: the what?

Matt: my babies!!!! WHAT THE??? YOU NAMED THEM ALL DAVE???

chris: ok... now im surely gonna die...

awesome: why isnt that my situation!!!

*everyone gathers toghether*

plot: hey.... did you realized that because chris publicated matt and dom's secret, that was one the reasons matt lost me?

mrs W: and then i broke your heart plotty...

matt: AND THAT HE F... NAMED MY CHILDREN DAVE

dom: AND THAT YOU CHRIS... YOU F.. MATT!

everyone except chris: ................. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

chris: wait... WHAT????????????????????

micaelams and museisblis: this is turning f... hilarious..

awesome: back off!! musers!! we´re trying to kill an impostor here!!!

*everyone starts following with fire torches chris, when suddenly someone appears... and that someone is:

 

*proceed museisbliss ...oh geez... we should turn this into a book...

 

 

Chris: Dave # 4. What are you doing in here?

Mrs. W: Come to mommy, Baby.

Dave #4: You're NOT my MOMMY! *stops and turns to look at Dom and Dom sees the blue eyes of Dave # 4... blue like his eyes... and blue like Matt's*

Dom: (tears in his eyes) Davey? Are you really mine? *Dave nods*

Matt: Bloody hell. I'm a dad with Dom? *eyes shine with love at Dom*

Chris: DOn't you go forgetting about the 23 other Daves. Just because this one is Dom's...

Matt: *recalls the brown eyes of all the other Daves* No, Chris. You can't fool me anymore! These children don't belong to me, only Davey # 4 does... they belong to... to...

WHAT?! Lies! If I'd been F'ed by someone, I wouldn't be here which is exactly what I want!

Mrs. W: Don't worry, dear. An F from Chris is like a kiss from anyone else. Why do you think I never had any of his children? The man's a stiff.

But... but... of course! It makes sense now. Only Matteh's love could kill me... Matt... these kids, they were ONCE yours... I'll take them from Chris and give them to you if you'll just do me this last favor...

Matt: No, , I don't love you. Can't you see I'm finally happy? I have Dom and Davey... who I might rename after his mother, Dommy. I'm happy. Please, leave me be. I haven't felt like this since museisbliss10.

I'm sorry I killed her! I was hoping you'd take revenge and kill ME!

Chris: I F... you? I think I'd remember that... *looks at passionately*

No, only Matteh's eyes can do that. You mean nothing to me! 23 children... when did this happen? Now I really want someone to kill me!

Chris: I've lost everything... it's all over for me.

Mrs W: Me, too.

Chirs: Baby? I miss you.

Mrs. W: Me too!

 

Mrs. W and Chris proceed to kiss (F...)

 

Plot: Usually people lose me... I've never lost anyone before. Mrs. W broke my heart! No one can mend it...

*looks at Plooty* You could be my unintended choice to live my extended*

Plot: Really? You don't want to kill yourself anymore?

*through clenched teeth* of course not. *thinking mwahaha one F from Plotty and I'm done for! I heard him and Mrs. W...*

Dom: I'm sorry, Davey... If I'd known... your father and I love you, alright?

Davey: Of course! I understand. First, I have a normal family with 23 brothers and sisters named Dave. Then, my parents are MAtt bellamy and Dom Howard... so wait, what's my last name?

Matt looks into Dom's eyes, the same eyes of their son. Matt: I've been meaning to ask you...

Dom: Yes?

Matt: Will you marry me?

 

Go on ahead, Mica! I know, it'd be a bestseller for sure!

[the.unintended]

When Matt Bellamy works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

 

Matt Bellamy taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk.

 

Matt Bellamy knows Victoria's secret.

 

Matt Bellamy can drown a fish.

 

Matt Bellamy can strangle you with a cordless phone.

 

Matt Bellamy can delete the recycling bin.

 

Jesus can walk on water, but Matt Bellamy can swim through land.

 

God said let there be light. Matt Bellamy said say please.

 

Matt Bellamy can get a Black-Jack with one card.

 

It takes Matt Bellamy 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

Matt Bellamy can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

[museisbliss10]

Oh alright, Cheers! I love the interesting direction this thread has taken... very PMT-ish but with words, not pictures...