wildwilly Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 If he disagrees with music producers, it is because they are wrong. He once was accused of harassing a female fan who was upset because he would not keep harassing her. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a rocker, so don’t get any ideas. Even his parents’ advice is insightful. The Muse fan shirts with him on the front never wrinkle. The sold out stadiums where he performs can be seen from outer space and aliens often tune in. He once spanked a female magician on stage. That’s right. You heard me. If a monument was built in his honor, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would close, due to poor attendance. His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time. The toughest rock-stars in the business have been offered to fight him and all flat out refuse. He has only fallen off of stage to dismount. He has been known to cure women of frigidness, just by walking into the room. When it is raining at his concerts, it is because he is sad. Even if he forgets to put postage on fan mail, it gets there. He once had an uncomfortable moment at a concert, just to see what it was like. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. Women want him; men want to be him. He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasingDreams Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Wish my cereal would do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namey Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I like soggy cereal. Sometimes I let it sit on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighRevoltage Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Mett Bellamy and Muse once did a show in the Virgin Islands. Now they're just "The Islands." Great post!! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfloyddsotm Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest QueenOfNerds Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I like soggy cereal. Sometimes I let it sit on purpose. Ohh yeah I like that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy W Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I like soggy cereal. Sometimes I let it sit on purpose. Mett Bellamy and Muse once did a show in the Virgin Islands. Now they're just "The Islands." Great post!! Cheers! I like this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Phasers Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Women want him; men want to be him. ...actually, I think a lot of men want him as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zdarlight Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Mett Bellamy and Muse once did a show in the Virgin Islands. Now they're just "The Islands." Great post!! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenpoetry Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 oh gawd, how i LOLed ! thank you, i really needed this today so...... how about chuck norris versus the bellamy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I like this bit: When it is raining at his concerts, it is because he is sad. Talk about megalomaniacal! Well if he was posting it, it would be, which of course he wouldn't because in reality he's just a normal, ordinary guy with a lot of talent. If he disagrees with music producers, it is because they are wrong. This bit too which is probably true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenor. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocksROCK! Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 He has only fallen off of stage to dismount. :LOL: I could imagine him claiming that XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Hey, you're that U2 fan that's been converted! Man, you've got it bad. I hate soggy cereal. If only Matt could come visit me so it would stay nice and crispy. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyche Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 If He has been known to cure women of frigidness, just by walking into the room. .. well I have heard rumours ... Mett Bellamy and Muse once did a show in the Virgin Islands. Now they're just "The Islands." Great post!! Cheers! Matthew Bellamy doesn't need a watch... he decides what time it is ... am I doing this right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonpiepie Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 .. well I have heard rumours ... Matthew Bellamy doesn't need a watch... he decides what time it is ... am I doing this right? Yes! thats great : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shining_dark Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 If Matt Bellamy orders one beer - he gets two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KockAnders Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When Matt does his jumping turn arounds or his shuffle, it is actually the earth spinning beneath him, not the other way around. Matt only sings about aliens because he keeps regular contact with them through his extremely high-pitched voice, which mimics the frequencies alien radio is kept on. He can also communicate with dogs and dolphins this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocksROCK! Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When Matt does his jumping turn arounds or his shuffle, it is actually the earth spinning beneath him, not the other way around. Matt only sings about aliens because he keeps regular contact with them through his extremely high-pitched voice, which mimics the frequencies alien radio is kept on. He can also communicate with dogs and dolphins this way. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtrish Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When Matt Bellamy passes a mirror, there is no reflection: there is only one Matt Bellamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KockAnders Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When Matt does his jumping turn arounds or his shuffle, it is actually the earth spinning beneath him, not the other way around. A little addition to this one: When Chris Wolstenholme stomps, it is only to ensure the earth remains in its correct orbital pattern, instead of flying out of control if left to Bellamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shining_dark Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When Matt Bellamy passes a mirror, there is no reflection: there is only one Matt Bellamy ohh very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMMAlovesMUSE Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Matthew Bellamy does not follow the rules... the rules follow him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMMAlovesMUSE Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When Matt Bellamy passes a mirror, there is no reflection: there is only one Matt Bellamy :chuckle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shining_dark Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Matt doesn't play out of time - time goes out of sync with matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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