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If he disagrees with music producers, it is because they are wrong.

He once was accused of harassing a female fan who was upset because he would not keep harassing her.

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a rocker, so don’t get any ideas.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

The Muse fan shirts with him on the front never wrinkle.

The sold out stadiums where he performs can be seen from outer space and aliens often tune in.

He once spanked a female magician on stage. That’s right. You heard me.

If a monument was built in his honor, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would close, due to poor attendance.

His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

The toughest rock-stars in the business have been offered to fight him and all flat out refuse.

He has only fallen off of stage to dismount.

He has been known to cure women of frigidness, just by walking into the room.

When it is raining at his concerts, it is because he is sad.

Even if he forgets to put postage on fan mail, it gets there.

He once had an uncomfortable moment at a concert, just to see what it was like.

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Women want him; men want to be him.

 

He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

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:LOL:

 

I like this bit:

 

When it is raining at his concerts, it is because he is sad.

 

:LOL:

 

Talk about megalomaniacal! Well if he was posting it, it would be, which of course he wouldn't because in reality he's just a normal, ordinary guy with a lot of talent.:p

 

If he disagrees with music producers, it is because they are wrong.

 

This bit too which is probably true! :D

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If He has been known to cure women of frigidness, just by walking into the room.

 

.. well I have heard rumours :erm:... :chuckle:

 

Mett Bellamy and Muse once did a show in the Virgin Islands. Now they're just "The Islands." :LOL:

 

Great post!! Cheers!

 

:LOL:

 

Matthew Bellamy doesn't need a watch... he decides what time it is :yesey:

 

 

... am I doing this right? :p

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When Matt does his jumping turn arounds or his shuffle, it is actually the earth spinning beneath him, not the other way around.

 

Matt only sings about aliens because he keeps regular contact with them through his extremely high-pitched voice, which mimics the frequencies alien radio is kept on. He can also communicate with dogs and dolphins this way.

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When Matt does his jumping turn arounds or his shuffle, it is actually the earth spinning beneath him, not the other way around.

 

Matt only sings about aliens because he keeps regular contact with them through his extremely high-pitched voice, which mimics the frequencies alien radio is kept on. He can also communicate with dogs and dolphins this way.

 

:LOL::LOL:

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When Matt does his jumping turn arounds or his shuffle, it is actually the earth spinning beneath him, not the other way around.

 

A little addition to this one:

 

When Chris Wolstenholme stomps, it is only to ensure the earth remains in its correct orbital pattern, instead of flying out of control if left to Bellamy.

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