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You win this thread!

 

:awesome:

 

Moar!

 

Matt Bellamy has made fire in space.

 

Not even Ke$ha can wake up in the morning feeling like Matt Bellamy.

 

Once, Matt Bellamy shed a tear. That tear is now known as the Pacific Ocean.

 

Matt Bellamy no longer uses his falsetto like he used to because the people in the crowd were too busy orgasming to listen to the music.

 

The legendary face on Cydonia, Mars was really just Matt Bellamy.

 

Matt Bellamy causes all traffic.

 

They say that the center of the sun is the hottest thing known to man. That was before they encountered Matt Bellamy.

 

The song Dead Star was named after Matt's falsetto caused a star to explode.

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Love 'em all! in particular:

 

 

When Matt moved to lake Como, his eyes gave the lake an inferiority complex

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Nice!

 

 

 

When Matt Bellamy claps to the beat of Starlight, the sun rises and sets accordingly.

 

Once, Matt sang Unintended and all the women in the crowd lost their virginity.

 

Matt Bellamy isn't a droplet in the ocean; he is the ocean.

 

When the rovers landed on Mars, Matt Bellamy said "Dammit, there goes my summer home."

 

When Matt Bellamy was just a New Born, he got trapped in God's program (Unintended, of course) but soon saw that God fell asleep on the job. Now, Matt's riding through the veins of history blissfully, too cool to even care that the end is all that he can see.

 

Gravity was invented because Matt Bellamy was getting pissed off at the amounts of people that flew into his spaceship.

 

When Matt Bellamy wants cheese to put on his pasta, he flies up to the moon with a cheese grater.

 

brrhhhbahhhhaa! Golden! Agree with Calliope you are full of win!

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't perform on radio much anymore. Why? His voice is so sexy, it caused traffic accidents, pregnanices and widespread orgies amongst listeners.

 

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Tee hee!

 

The only reason the fish was pwoper is because Matt Bellamy caught it.

 

Perfect!

 

 

 

>Matt Bellamy actually built the stairway to heaven.

 

>Matt Bellamy sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Bellamy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Bellamy.

 

>Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Matt Bellamy can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

 

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Brill!!!

 

 

Once, Matt Bellamy shed a tear. That tear is now known as the Pacific Ocean.

 

The legendary face on Cydonia, Mars was really just Matt Bellamy.

 

They say that the center of the sun is the hottest thing known to man. That was before they encountered Matt Bellamy.

 

Sweet!

 

 

Sorry I don't have anything to contribute at the mo...fried...my brain is fried!

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Matt Bellamy counted to infinity. Twice.

 

When Matt Bellamy calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out

 

Matt Bellamy can divide by zero.

 

Matt Bellamy always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him.

 

Matt Bellamy has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

When Matt Bellamy plays Monopoly, it actually effects the worlds economy.

 

Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty.

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Matt Bellamy counted to infinity. Twice.

 

When Matt Bellamy calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out

 

Matt Bellamy can divide by zero.

 

Matt Bellamy always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him.

 

Matt Bellamy has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

When Matt Bellamy plays Monopoly, it actually effects the worlds economy.

 

Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty.

 

OMG I can't stop laughing :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

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I love this thread. :LOL:

 

x. A tsunami is water running after Matt Bellamy.

x. Matt Bellamy can speak braille.

x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."

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Matt Bellamy can divide by zero.

 

Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him.

 

Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty.

 

x. Matt Bellamy can speak braille.

 

x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now."

 

:LOL::LOL: zomg.

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Matt Bellamy gave Mona Lisa that smile. :eyebrows:

 

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Matt Bellamy does both legs at once.

 

There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Matt Bellamy is 4 of those.

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Matt Bellamy

 

Matt Bellamy can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

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There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Matt Bellamy is 4 of those.

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him.

 

When Matt Bellamy plays Monopoly, it actually effects the worlds economy.

 

Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty.

 

:LOL: you win at these! These. are. HILARIOUS. :LOL:

 

x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

:LOL:

TWUTH!!

 

 

 

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are actually held by Matt Bellamy, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

Superman secretly owns a pair of Matt Bellamy pyjamas.

 

When Matt Bellamy looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters- because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Matt Bellamy and Matt Bellamy

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't listen to music; music listens to Matt Bellamy

 

Matt Bellamy once won a game of Jumanji without ever saying the word. Most things in the game died in sheer amazement at the sight of him. The survivors fainted at the sound of his stunning falsetto, as well as his amazing virtuosity & hotness. The game then forfeited in utter defeat.

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Matt Bellamy, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

When Matt Bellamy looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters- because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Matt Bellamy and Matt Bellamy

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't listen to music; music listens to Matt Bellamy

 

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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When Matt Bellamy sings falsetto, glass shatters, not because he cant sing, because that's how glass has orgasms.

 

Matt Bellamy is so hot, even straight men find him attractive.

 

Matt Bellamy knows Victoria's secret.

 

Matt Bellamy never sings off key, he just makes up new ones sometimes.

 

Whay are glaciers melting in the dead of night? Matt fucking Bellamy, thats why.

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When Matt Bellamy sings falsetto, glass shatters, not because he cant sing, because that's how glass has orgasms.

 

Matt Bellamy is so hot, even straight men find him attractive.

 

Whay are glaciers melting in the dead of night? Matt fucking Bellamy, thats why.

 

*worships*

:LOL: Holy shit! :LOL: words cannot express the awesomness of those

 

the 2nd one is pretty twuthful

 

 

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Matt Bellamy outshines the sun

scientists have recently concluded that global warming is most certainly hapening- the reason: Matt f***ing Bellamy

:pimp:

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With a quick, yet subtle eyebrow raise and wink followed by a pelvic thrust, Matt Bellamy cam start an orgy including every person within a 5 kilometre radius.

 

+12765457009870

Best ever, the twuth.

 

On Facebook, Matt doesn't have friends. He has worsshippers.

 

When it rains outside it's because Matt doesn't want to go out.

 

 

The eighth day Matt created the guitar

 

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