Mizutsu Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You win this thread! Moar! Matt Bellamy has made fire in space. Not even Ke$ha can wake up in the morning feeling like Matt Bellamy. Once, Matt Bellamy shed a tear. That tear is now known as the Pacific Ocean. Matt Bellamy no longer uses his falsetto like he used to because the people in the crowd were too busy orgasming to listen to the music. The legendary face on Cydonia, Mars was really just Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy causes all traffic. They say that the center of the sun is the hottest thing known to man. That was before they encountered Matt Bellamy. The song Dead Star was named after Matt's falsetto caused a star to explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavenlyAlchemy Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Love 'em all! in particular: When Matt moved to lake Como, his eyes gave the lake an inferiority complex : Nice! When Matt Bellamy claps to the beat of Starlight, the sun rises and sets accordingly. Once, Matt sang Unintended and all the women in the crowd lost their virginity. Matt Bellamy isn't a droplet in the ocean; he is the ocean. When the rovers landed on Mars, Matt Bellamy said "Dammit, there goes my summer home." When Matt Bellamy was just a New Born, he got trapped in God's program (Unintended, of course) but soon saw that God fell asleep on the job. Now, Matt's riding through the veins of history blissfully, too cool to even care that the end is all that he can see. Gravity was invented because Matt Bellamy was getting pissed off at the amounts of people that flew into his spaceship. When Matt Bellamy wants cheese to put on his pasta, he flies up to the moon with a cheese grater. brrhhhbahhhhaa! Golden! Agree with Calliope you are full of win! Matt Bellamy doesn't perform on radio much anymore. Why? His voice is so sexy, it caused traffic accidents, pregnanices and widespread orgies amongst listeners. Tee hee! The only reason the fish was pwoper is because Matt Bellamy caught it. Perfect! >Matt Bellamy actually built the stairway to heaven. >Matt Bellamy sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Bellamy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Bellamy. >Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Matt Bellamy can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants. : Brill!!! Once, Matt Bellamy shed a tear. That tear is now known as the Pacific Ocean. The legendary face on Cydonia, Mars was really just Matt Bellamy. They say that the center of the sun is the hottest thing known to man. That was before they encountered Matt Bellamy. Sweet! Sorry I don't have anything to contribute at the mo...fried...my brain is fried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluginstarlight Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Total, epic win.... Matt can understand the concept of infinity: infact, he can understand himself. Humans descend from monkeys, Matt descends from a unicorn. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohopeinfear Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 If God created the Universe, who created God? Matt Bellamy, just so he could have someone to be better than Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.unintended Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Matt Bellamy counted to infinity. Twice. When Matt Bellamy calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out Matt Bellamy can divide by zero. Matt Bellamy always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego. Matt Bellamy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him. Matt Bellamy has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. When Matt Bellamy plays Monopoly, it actually effects the worlds economy. Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjoie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Matt Bellamy counted to infinity. Twice. When Matt Bellamy calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out Matt Bellamy can divide by zero. Matt Bellamy always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego. Matt Bellamy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him. Matt Bellamy has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. When Matt Bellamy plays Monopoly, it actually effects the worlds economy. Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty. OMG I can't stop laughing :LOL::LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaris Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Matt Bellamy can do the chicken dance and not look like an idiot. This immediately made me think of this pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slightly sane. Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I love this thread. x. A tsunami is water running after Matt Bellamy. x. Matt Bellamy can speak braille. x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 humans descend from monkeys, matt descends from a unicorn. :lol: :LOL::LOL: omg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.unintended Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now." :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now." :LOL: Damn, I love this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fish Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Matt Bellamy can divide by zero. Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him. Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty. x. Matt Bellamy can speak braille. x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now." :LOL: zomg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluginstarlight Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 x. Matt Bellmay doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says "Now." roflmao, one of the best! I've got some, but they're all towards blasphemy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Matt Bellamy's falsetto is so powerful, it manipulates sound waves and morphs them into a wave of pure sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Matt Bellamy can impregnate women by travelling to the future and coming out of the radio in audio format. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.unintended Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Matt Bellamy gave Mona Lisa that smile. Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Matt Bellamy does both legs at once. There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Matt Bellamy is 4 of those. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Matt Bellamy Matt Bellamy can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwoper_muse_lover Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 With a quick, yet subtle eyebrow raise and wink followed by a pelvic thrust, Matt Bellamy cam start an orgy including every person within a 5 kilometre radius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Matt Bellamy is 4 of those. :LOL: Matt Bellamy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Matt Bellamy will never have a heart attack. It isn't foolish enough to attack him. When Matt Bellamy plays Monopoly, it actually effects the worlds economy. Matt Bellamy can make a woman climax by simply looking at her and saying Bomb Digitty. you win at these! These. are. HILARIOUS. x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" TWUTH!! In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are actually held by Matt Bellamy, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Superman secretly owns a pair of Matt Bellamy pyjamas. When Matt Bellamy looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters- because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Matt Bellamy and Matt Bellamy Matt Bellamy doesn't listen to music; music listens to Matt Bellamy Matt Bellamy once won a game of Jumanji without ever saying the word. Most things in the game died in sheer amazement at the sight of him. The survivors fainted at the sound of his stunning falsetto, as well as his amazing virtuosity & hotness. The game then forfeited in utter defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Matt Bellamy, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. When Matt Bellamy looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters- because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Matt Bellamy and Matt Bellamy Matt Bellamy doesn't listen to music; music listens to Matt Bellamy :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mon_coeur_s'ouvre Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 i love this thread! matt bellamy can sneeze with eyes open. when matt bellamy falls into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets matt bellamy. matt bellamy knows the real name of the janitor (Scrubs) matt bellamy makes onions cry matt bellamy taught yoda his grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 When Matt Bellamy sings falsetto, glass shatters, not because he cant sing, because that's how glass has orgasms. Matt Bellamy is so hot, even straight men find him attractive. Matt Bellamy knows Victoria's secret. Matt Bellamy never sings off key, he just makes up new ones sometimes. Whay are glaciers melting in the dead of night? Matt fucking Bellamy, thats why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxoxi Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 x. The most effective form of pregnancy known to mankind is to type "Matt Bellamy" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" this is the best!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Matt Bellamy is not a short, pale, skinny, ratty-looking man- He's awesome, that's what- And the rest of us cannot accept it. Matt Bellamy is so humble, he insists that he is too old to dream- Even though he knows full well that he does not age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 When Matt Bellamy sings falsetto, glass shatters, not because he cant sing, because that's how glass has orgasms. Matt Bellamy is so hot, even straight men find him attractive. Whay are glaciers melting in the dead of night? Matt fucking Bellamy, thats why. *worships* Holy shit! words cannot express the awesomness of those the 2nd one is pretty twuthful ps Matt Bellamy outshines the sun scientists have recently concluded that global warming is most certainly hapening- the reason: Matt f***ing Bellamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluginstarlight Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 With a quick, yet subtle eyebrow raise and wink followed by a pelvic thrust, Matt Bellamy cam start an orgy including every person within a 5 kilometre radius. +12765457009870 Best ever, the twuth. On Facebook, Matt doesn't have friends. He has worsshippers. When it rains outside it's because Matt doesn't want to go out. The eighth day Matt created the guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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