He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[Cosmo57]

Matt Bellamy can swim through land.

[pwoper_muse_lover]

 

Matt Bellamy communicates with the zetas by a combination of eyebrow movements and highpitched squeaks

[Elise<3sMuse]

Matt Bellamy isn't from the UK, the UK is from Matt Bellamy.

 

A single grain of glitter from Matt Bellamy's Glitterati embodies more talent than Justin Bieber, Fall Out Boy, Coldplay, and Stephanie Meyers combined.

 

They both win on so many levels! *wipes away tear*

 

Matt Bellamy can speak braille.

 

Matt Bellamy once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

LOOOOOOOL

Love the 2nd one in particular

 

If you spell Matt Bellamy wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Matt Bellamy?" It simply slaps you in the face. Yes. It can do that.

 

Matt Bellamy can play the violin with a piano.

 

HAHAHA

& that 2nd one.... ....lacking sense.... which is why its awesome

[Elise<3sMuse]

Matt Bellamy isn't from the UK, the UK is from Matt Bellamy.

 

A single grain of glitter from Matt Bellamy's Glitterati embodies more talent than Justin Bieber, Fall Out Boy, Coldplay, and Stephanie Meyers combined.

 

They both win on so many levels! *wipes away tear*

 

Matt Bellamy can speak braille.

 

Matt Bellamy once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

LOOOOOOOL

Love the 2nd one in particular

 

If you spell Matt Bellamy wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Matt Bellamy?" It simply slaps you in the face. Yes. It can do that.

 

Matt Bellamy can play the violin with a piano.

 

HAHAHA

& that 2nd one.... ....lacking sense.... which is why its awesome

[xbroken_ideals]

Doris fail

 

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When Doris is playing up, it means Matt Bellamy is raping her.

[BOD]

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

 

Sorry but what the fuck?

[Elise<3sMuse]

Doris fail

 

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When Doris is playing up, it means Matt Bellamy is raping her.

 

 

 

 

Doris failed me just a minute ago........yet again

[notyounaanbread]

 

Matt Bellamy let the dogs out.

 

Fail...

 

Its as if thats all Ive ever wanted to know! Im now very content, i could die happy.

[Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n.]

Sorry but what the fuck?

 

A hint to the clueless snarker: this thread is all about hyperbole, which is a form of humor.

 

Hint #2: this thread is for making up wild-ass accomplishments and imputing them to Matt Bellamy -- as opposed to making up lame quotes and attributing them to him.

 

Hint #3: when you don't understand a thread, try reading a few pages of it first, and see if that helps.

[pluginstarlight]

Awesome thread!

 

I don't know if it's already been done, but here's one

 

When Matt moved to lake Como, his eyes gave the lake an inferiority complex

 

 

and all the others I had are already posted...

[HeavenlyAlchemy]

hahaha!

 

Niiiiiccceee!

 

The police and airport security often question him, just because they find him interesting.

 

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

 

His mother has a tattoo that reads… son

 

He once paid for dinner with a wink and a smile...and got $40 in change.

 

You cannot buy him, but occasionally trimmings from his beard come up in auctions.

 

He lives vicariously through himself

 

If he punched you in the face you would fight the urge to say 'thank you'

 

The Dalai Lama made a pilgrimage to see him.

 

When aliens abduct him it's so that he can probe them.

 

He once called a wrong number, though the other person insisted it wasn't.

 

Hehe I love these types of things! Thread is win!

[Mizutsu]

Matt Bellamy can count to infinity.

 

When Matt Bellamy claps to the beat of Starlight, the sun rises and sets accordingly.

 

Once, Matt sang Unintended and all the women in the crowd lost their virginity.

 

Matt Bellamy isn't a droplet in the ocean; he is the ocean.

 

The atomic bombs didn't end WWII: Matt just raised a hand and said "Stop".

 

When the rovers landed on Mars, Matt Bellamy said "Dammit, there goes my summer home."

 

When Matt Bellamy was just a New Born, he got trapped in God's program (Unintended, of course) but soon saw that God fell asleep on the job. Now, Matt's riding through the veins of history blissfully, too cool to even care that the end is all that he can see.

 

Gravity was invented because Matt Bellamy was getting pissed off at the amounts of people that flew into his spaceship.

 

When Matt Bellamy wants cheese to put on his pasta, he flies up to the moon with a cheese grater.

[musse]

 

Once, Matt sang Unintended and all the women in the crowd lost their virginity.

 

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LOL :matt:

[Tofu]

Matt Bellamy can't rape people. They just say yes.

[Calliope.]

He once paid for dinner with a wink and a smile...and got $40 in change.

 

If he punched you in the face you would fight the urge to say 'thank you'

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He once called a wrong number, though the other person insisted it wasn't.

 

 

Matt Bellamy can count to infinity.

 

When Matt Bellamy claps to the beat of Starlight, the sun rises and sets accordingly.

 

Once, Matt sang Unintended and all the women in the crowd lost their virginity.

 

Matt Bellamy isn't a droplet in the ocean; he is the ocean.

 

The atomic bombs didn't end WWII: Matt just raised a hand and said "Stop".

 

When the rovers landed on Mars, Matt Bellamy said "Dammit, there goes my summer home."

 

When Matt Bellamy was just a New Born, he got trapped in God's program (Unintended, of course) but soon saw that God fell asleep on the job. Now, Matt's riding through the veins of history blissfully, too cool to even care that the end is all that he can see.

 

Gravity was invented because Matt Bellamy was getting pissed off at the amounts of people that flew into his spaceship.

 

When Matt Bellamy wants cheese to put on his pasta, he flies up to the moon with a cheese grater.

 

You win this thread!

[CydonianCrystal]

Matt Bellamy would have beaten Germany.

 

[Jungle Fish]

^^^^^ Pshhhhh

[CydonianCrystal]

[the.unintended]

Matt Bellamy can't rape people. They just say yes.

 

True! It's physically impossible to not consent!

 

I love this thread

[Calliope.]

Matt Bellamy perform on radio much anymore. Why? His voice is so sexy, it caused traffic accidents, pregnanices and widespread orgies amongst listeners.

 

[the.unintended]

Matt Bellamy perform on radio much anymore. Why? His voice is so sexy, it caused traffic accidents, pregnanices and widespread orgies amongst listeners.

 

 

 

Matt Bellamy has eight days in a week. Just because he can.

 

Matt Bellamy can do the chicken dance and not look like an idiot.

[xbroken_ideals]

The only reason the fish was pwoper is because Matt Bellamy caught it.

[Cosmo57]

When Matt Bellamy claps to the beat of Starlight, the sun rises and sets accordingly.

 

The clapping.drum beat during the intro of Starlight is Morse code for "TITS"

 

It doesn't surprise me

[Megan.]

>Matt Bellamy actually built the stairway to heaven.

>Matt Bellamy sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Bellamy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Bellamy.

>Matt Bellamy doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

>Matt Bellamy doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

>Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Matt Bellamy can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

>Matt Bellamy cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Matt Bellamy says.

>Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim " "as one who has encountered Matt Bellamy"

 

This thread is great!

[jemzaza]

The only reason the fish was pwoper is because Matt Bellamy caught it.

 

This is one of the best ones in here, ahahahaha