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the.unintended Escapee

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When Matt Bellamy looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters- because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Matt Bellamy and Matt Bellamy

 

WIN!

 

When Matt Bellamy sings falsetto, glass shatters, not because he cant sing, because that's how glass has orgasms.

 

Matt Bellamy never sings off key, he just makes up new ones sometimes.

 

Whay are glaciers melting in the dead of night? Matt fucking Bellamy, thats why.

:LOL:

 

Matt Bellamy can build a snowman out of rain.

 

Matt Bellamy can play the violin with a piano.

 

There is no such thing as global warming. Matt Bellamy was cold so he turned the sun up.

 

Matt Bellamy can milk a bull.

 

Matt Bellamy can buy a beer at the pharmacy,

 

Matt Bellamy never received an error message on his computer. Ever.

 

Matt Bellamy can see colour in black and white movies.

 

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Matt Bellamy

 

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Matt Bellamy.

 

Matt Bellamy does not fear fear. Fear fears Matt Bellamy.

 

Matt Bellamy never mows his lawn. He decides how high the grass can grow and that's where it stops

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Elise<3sMuse Escapee

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I thought about something like that yesterday!

Like, Copernicus was wrong, the solar system revolves around Matt...good one anyway!;)

 

yeah, or 'the Milky Way galaxy doesn't circle around a supermassive black hole ( :awesome: ) -it in fact circles around Matt Bellamy'

fail

thanks :happy:

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these arent mine :$

 

When Matt Bellamy answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

 

Matt Bellamy didnt lose his virginity, he hunted it down and destroyed it.

 

Matt Bellamy can kill two stones with one bird.

 

and mine:$

Waldo plays "Where's Matthew"

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Zetas exist, but they never visit Earth because Matt Bellamy is on it.

 

When God said "Let there be light", nothing happened. When Matt Bellamy sang Starlight, galaxies of suns were created instantly.

 

Every time Matt Bellamy smiles, an angel gets its wings.

 

Ask Matt Bellamy for a light, and he'll touch your cigarette, setting it on fire.

 

Matt Bellamy doesn't like bananas, the bananas like Matt Bellamy.

 

Pasta was created after Matt Bellamy grabbed a piece of heaven.

 

Matt Bellamy's beard is so manly that every time he shaves it, the clippings become a full sized bodybuilder.

 

Matt Bellamy's shiny suit is made out of skinned zetas he hunted.

 

The original lyric to Plug In Baby "God was in me" didn't work, because Matt Bellamy cannot be in himself.

 

The Seattlecaster was originally white; but turned black after being charred from Matt Bellamy's flaming fingers.

 

Hugh Manson was physically unable to recreate Matt Bellamy's face onto a guitar, thus, the Mirror Manson was made.

 

Once, Matt Bellamy smiled at a girl. Nine months later, Chuck Norris was born.

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Matt Bellamy rarely flies anymore. His body and all the awesomeness within are on the 'restricted items' list.

 

Matt Bellamy runs with scissors because only he can.

 

God decided to create the universe then Matt Bellamy came out of a dark corner out of no where and said too bad I thought of it first.

 

Matt Bellamy's computer doesn't lag or run slowly because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

 

MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Matt Bellamy's (he just lets you use it)

 

When Matt Bellamy is surfing the net, the websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”

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Matt isn't short. Earth loves him more and wanted to keep him close.

 

Can't come up with others, argh....

 

Aw, that's so cute. :happy:

 

um....

Matt Bellamy doesn't get drunk on red wine, red wine gets drunk on Matt Bellamy.

/lame

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