Tintin Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I just knew Dom is gonna explode at some point when being restraint by this I don't know what went through his head when he decided the confetti was the best place to get rid of the frustration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einafets Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I don't know what went through his head when he decided the confetti was the best place to get rid of the frustration.  and we all licked it  And we killed the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Regret Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 ok. A) WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK ITD BE A GOOD IDEA TO EAT SOME THING THAT FELL FROM THE SKY AT A MUSE CONCERT  B) Have you tried eating something gooey sticky and sweet. '   A certain actress has a great way of combining the two. /lame/sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExogenesisP1 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Thread of the Year? Â Haha I want to taste some. You said you cleaned your teeth afterwards. But did you clean you tongue? I suggest allot of tongue cleaning followed by a large amount mint eating. Polo mints, tic-tacs, Foxs glacier mints. Beta get to the shop mate . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bliss~ Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever ROTF! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althea Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 maybe in the next tour the Muse polls should consist of what taste confetti would fans want... not that it matters because they won't listen to the results anyway and just think everyone voted for Citizen Erased again. I vote to soak the streamers in LSD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Actual legendddd <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deborafraga Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Just read the thread since the first page it's a shame a certain female movie star isn't a member here, i'm sure they could give you tips on how to remove the salty taste of muse I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever and the tags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hysteria87 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Officially the best thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat_714 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 it's a shame a certain female movie star isn't a member here, i'm sure they could give you tips on how to remove the salty taste of muse I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever :LOL: :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrinking Universe Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Can't help but feel the need to post something serious. There was likely a substance in the confetti that damaged the tastebuds for tasting other things than salt, to the extent they stopped functioning. This means that you can now (almost) only taste salt, and that the other tastes will return once new tastebuds have replaced the damaged/malfunctioning ones. No need to worry though, even on perfectly healthy tongues the tastebuds are lost and replaced once per week. So in a couple of days from now you should be cured. Don't laugh people, the above is most likely true, and can even happen when eating biological substances, like pine nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrierka Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 All this thread is a great lol!!! But I feel sorry for salanderson:( Can't help but feel the need to post something serious. There was likely a substance in the confetti that damaged the tastebuds for tasting other things than salt, to the extent they stopped functioning. This means that you can now (almost) only taste salt, and that the other tastes will return once new tastebuds have replaced the damaged/malfunctioning ones. No need to worry though, even on perfectly healthy tongues the tastebuds are lost and replaced once per week. So in a couple of days from now you should be cured. Don't laugh people, the above is most likely true, and can even happen when eating biological substances, like pine nuts. That sounds serious and reasonable. Salanderson, how are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtleBunny Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 A certain actress has a great way of combining the two. /lame/sick I reckons shes either A) a Zeta or B) Dom in discuise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtleBunny Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 ROTF! Love it! aww man thats going on the facebook group XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pythagorus Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 maybe in the next tour the Muse polls should consist of what taste confetti would fans want... not that it matters because they won't listen to the results anyway and just think everyone voted for Citizen Erased again. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don'tPostThePear Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 so guiding light is not that tasteless after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtleBunny Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Maybe it should be colour coded. like red for strawberry. Orange for Orange. and White for amazingly stupid amount of salty crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermusic Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Maybe it should be colour coded. like red for strawberry. Orange for Orange. and White for amazingly stupid amount of salty crap. You should perfect a recipe then go on Dragon's Den and ask for investment. Even if Duncan Bannatyne probably will say "I'm out" the moment you walk in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spark_ Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 ...you what? thread of the decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livs Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 it's a shame a certain female movie star isn't a member here, i'm sure they could give you tips on how to remove the salty taste of muse HAHA! That made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clairbear Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 VEGEMITE flavoured streamers for Australia please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futurophu Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 omg this thread the tags <3 'you licked what?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathalalalie Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 This thread has really helped me. I was just getting hungry and planning to eat the black confetti I have from the 11th. Instead I'm now going to eat my ticket for Wembley. Is your taste back again, btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralucky Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever LMFAO!!!!!!! :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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