Einafets Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 what are the latest news now? has he recovered? nope, he's thinking about trying his jizz now like Tiia kindly suggested to see if that helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtleBunny Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 XD we need to compile these remedies into a book or something for future reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nintendoggydog Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 (edited) I can only compare the disgusting taste to something that might happen in a male Muse fan's pants if Chris, Matt and Dom played Showbiz in it's entirety on said Muse fan's front lawn... Cant really help you, but I must agree that that would create quite a salty situation... Edited September 18, 2010 by nintendoggydog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan. Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Things that I have eaten/drank/done to try and get rid of the salty taste in my mouth Salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Inside Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 This is an amazing thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Custard Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 wiping my tongue with bread Salt Mud Vaseline [/Quote] Oh wow, just too much lolz This defo has to be thread of the year. But srsly though, how have I only discovered this thread now?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trouble Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I'm pretty sure now that this is a complete load of balls. He was high when he did this (and I believe he did it) but something tells me he's just off his face and talking crap. MDMA? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 The idea of him wiping his tongue with bread makes me laugh, such a wierd image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salanderson Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 I'm rather tired after a very long day today and don't have the energy to justify my actions to people, I must let you know though that I regularly take mdma, I just consumed it in a different way this time. If someone would be kind enough to let me know the best way to find a doctors tomorrow and what I would need to take with me bearing in mind I've only just moved here so wont be registered anywhere that would be brilliant. I'm really starting to feel the strain of this now, I was sick again earlier and it's just really not helping with the large changes that are happening in my life at the moment. And no, I am not going to eat my own sperm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn in Hell Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I usually just lurk on this forum, think I've posted about once, but I felt the need to break my silence just to say: LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althea Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Reminds me... I licked the stones at Stonehenge once when I was there for Summer Solstice and they were..........SALTY!! I wouldn't recommend it, though.....don't eat teh 'enge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonb87 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 And no, I am not going to eat my own sperm. phew *relieved* cause well, that would have been just a tiny tiny bit crazier than eating the confetti itself! Don't you have emergency rooms in Manchester? if you'r feeling that bad... Hope you feel better soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salanderson Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Don't you have emergency rooms in Manchester? if you're feeling that bad... Hope you feel better soon! I don't know, I've been a resident of Manchester for under 10 hours so far and wouldn't even know who to ask. The thing is though, I wouldn't class a stoned teenager eating confetti from a concert as an emergency. In my eyes an emergency is when two cars collide in the road or an accident of a similar magnitude. I wouldn't want to waste the time of a professional when there's obviously people that are in much dire need of said time than I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einafets Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Reminds me... I licked the stones at Stonehenge once when I was there for Summer Solstice and they were..........SALTY!! I wouldn't recommend it, though.....don't eat teh 'enge! You licked what??? :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clairbear Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 All I can say is I'm glad you had the sense to get the streamer out of your mouth and not swallow it - if your mouth is this bad imagine what your butt would be feeling like when it came out the other end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I'm rather tired after a very long day today and don't have the energy to justify my actions to people, I must let you know though that I regularly take mdma, I just consumed it in a different way this time. If someone would be kind enough to let me know the best way to find a doctors tomorrow and what I would need to take with me bearing in mind I've only just moved here so wont be registered anywhere that would be brilliant. I'm really starting to feel the strain of this now, I was sick again earlier and it's just really not helping with the large changes that are happening in my life at the moment. And no, I am not going to eat my own sperm. Really I think more people were judging you because you ate confetti rather than the mdma. Register at the local Drs surgery and go there on Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altrocker1807 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Reminds me... I licked the stones at Stonehenge once when I was there for Summer Solstice and they were..........SALTY!! I wouldn't recommend it, though.....don't eat teh 'enge! How dare you lick something ancient and sacred! You just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salanderson Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Register at the local Drs surgery and go there on Monday morning. Could you advise me on the best way to go about locating the whereabouts of my local surgery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einafets Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 How dare you lick something ancient and sacred! You just made my day. my thought exactly but I don't count since I am an archaeologist This is national heritage Ok, I stop now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Custard Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Could you advise me on the best way to go about locating the whereabouts of my local surgery? http://www.nhs.uk/servicedirectories/Pages/ServiceSearch.aspx ? Hope you get it sorted soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althea Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Could you advise me on the best way to go about locating the whereabouts of my local surgery? Dude, if you're online with us now, why couldn't you just do a search for a doctor in your area? my thought exactly but I don't count since I am an archaeologist This is national heritage Ok, I stop now Have you been there on the Solstice..? There were 23,000 people there when I went... They take the fences down and people party there all night long right next to the stones. I'm sure my licking them is not the worst the stones have seen. People were probably vomiting on them after a long night of revelry...too much cider, etc. Not saying this a good thing, but if you've been there on solstice, you can see why most of the year they've got fences up around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einafets Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Have you been there on the Solstice..? There were 23,000 people there when I went... They take the fences down and people party there all night long right next to the stones. I'm sure my licking them is not the worst the stones have seen. People were probably vomiting on them after a long night of revelry...too much cider, etc. Not saying this a good thing, but if you've been there on solstice, you can see why most of the year they've got fences up around it. No, I haven't. Don't live in the UK and we didn't go to see the stones last week because everybody told me it's boring Oh god, sounds horrible to my ears :eek: Seriously show some respect people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jessychickin Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Have you been there on the Solstice..? There were 23,000 people there when I went... They take the fences down and people party there all night long right next to the stones. I'm sure my licking them is not the worst the stones have seen. People were probably vomiting on them after a long night of revelry...too much cider, etc. Not saying this a good thing, but if you've been there on solstice, you can see why most of the year they've got fences up around it. You licked the stones even though people may have vomited on them? You are a legend :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salanderson Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 http://www.nhs.uk/servicedirectories/Pages/ServiceSearch.aspx ? Hope you get it sorted soon... Thank you ever so much Fish Custard, I will be going straight after my first day at college tomorrow (As I wont be able to fit it in before and they are not open Sundays) Olly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 All I can say is I'm glad you had the sense to get the streamer out of your mouth and not swallow it - if your mouth is this bad imagine what your butt would be feeling like when it came out the other end! Oh dear! my thought exactly but I don't count since I am an archaeologist This is national heritage Ok, I stop now That's really cool! I wanted to be an archeologist when I was a kid. Not sure why I changed my mind, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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