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I was hungry

But I had only streamers

Then I decided to eat one

A confetti tongue collision

 

I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

My mouth is broken

Tastebuds fail to function

You ask for medical advice

But no one wants to listen

 

Taste,

The streamers colourful

Confetti looks so good

But you find the taste

Is like Bellamy's semen

 

Salt is forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

Now I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

ROTF! :LOL: Love it!

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maybe in the next tour the Muse polls should consist of what taste confetti would fans want... not that it matters because they won't listen to the results anyway and just think everyone voted for Citizen Erased again.

 

 

I vote to soak the streamers in LSD! :p

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I was hungry

But I had only streamers

Then I decided to eat one

A confetti tongue collision

 

I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

My mouth is broken

Tastebuds fail to function

You ask for medical advice

But no one wants to listen

 

Taste,

The streamers colourful

Confetti looks so good

But you find the taste

Is like Bellamy's semen

 

Salt is forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

Now I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

Actual legendddd <3 :LOL:

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Just read the thread since the first page :LOL:

 

it's a shame a certain female movie star isn't a member here, i'm sure they could give you tips on how to remove the salty taste of muse

 

I was hungry

But I had only streamers

Then I decided to eat one

A confetti tongue collision

 

I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

My mouth is broken

Tastebuds fail to function

You ask for medical advice

But no one wants to listen

 

Taste,

The streamers colourful

Confetti looks so good

But you find the taste

Is like Bellamy's semen

 

Salt is forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

Now I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

:LOL:

 

and the tags :LOL:

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it's a shame a certain female movie star isn't a member here, i'm sure they could give you tips on how to remove the salty taste of muse

 

I was hungry

But I had only streamers

Then I decided to eat one

A confetti tongue collision

 

I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

My mouth is broken

Tastebuds fail to function

You ask for medical advice

But no one wants to listen

 

Taste,

The streamers colourful

Confetti looks so good

But you find the taste

Is like Bellamy's semen

 

Salt is forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

Now I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

:eek::LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

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Can't help but feel the need to post something serious.

 

There was likely a substance in the confetti that damaged the tastebuds for tasting other things than salt, to the extent they stopped functioning. This means that you can now (almost) only taste salt, and that the other tastes will return once new tastebuds have replaced the damaged/malfunctioning ones.

 

No need to worry though, even on perfectly healthy tongues the tastebuds are lost and replaced once per week. So in a couple of days from now you should be cured.

 

Don't laugh people, the above is most likely true, and can even happen when eating biological substances, like pine nuts.

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All this thread is a great lol!!! But I feel sorry for salanderson:(

 

Can't help but feel the need to post something serious.

 

There was likely a substance in the confetti that damaged the tastebuds for tasting other things than salt, to the extent they stopped functioning. This means that you can now (almost) only taste salt, and that the other tastes will return once new tastebuds have replaced the damaged/malfunctioning ones.

 

No need to worry though, even on perfectly healthy tongues the tastebuds are lost and replaced once per week. So in a couple of days from now you should be cured.

 

Don't laugh people, the above is most likely true, and can even happen when eating biological substances, like pine nuts.

 

That sounds serious and reasonable.

Salanderson, how are you?

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I was hungry

But I had only streamers

Then I decided to eat one

A confetti tongue collision

 

I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

My mouth is broken

Tastebuds fail to function

You ask for medical advice

But no one wants to listen

 

Taste,

The streamers colourful

Confetti looks so good

But you find the taste

Is like Bellamy's semen

 

Salt is forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

Now I had nothing left to lose

I took the time to choose

Then I ate the streamer

With no idea that...

 

The salt would be forever

And If I die

I'll still taste that flavour

And I, will taste it ever

Cause salt will be forever

 

LMFAO!!!!!!! :LOL::LOL:

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