Einafets Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 That's really cool! I wanted to be an archeologist when I was a kid. Not sure why I changed my mind, really. Funnily enough that is what everybody told me Maybe you realised there is no way to make money with this?
Nathalalalie Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 my facebook group now has 73 members and it was made this time yesterday. search for - eating the confetti from a muse concert Member!
forevermusic Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 my facebook group now has 73 members and it was made this time yesterday. search for - eating the confetti from a muse concert I'd be a member but I've joined my maximum number of groups.
Mimmi Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 I'd be a member but I've joined my maximum number of groups. There is a maximum number of groups..? Why? .. And what is it? /in seek of pointless knowledge..
forevermusic Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 There is a maximum number of groups..? Why? .. And what is it? /in seek of pointless knowledge.. There's a limit of 300 groups on Facebook. Just deleted a few then joined
plug_in_amy Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 PIB balloon confetti just tastes of salty paper but i got rid of the taste with some pawn crackers
Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n. Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 There is a thing called confidentiality today... (although I do suspect colleagues will talk amongst themselves as you've said... but throughout the UK medical community...?) Also its not really a big deal, confetti damaged his tastebuds. And it isn't as if finding out what happened and then finding a treatment will do the general population much good - as they don't eat confetti. Who is going to waste money funding a research paper on dangers of eating confetti. Also Sanderson, just go to the doctor. They won't be so shocked and it is all confidential. Do you have any other symptoms apart from the salty taste such as fever? tiredness? You tried MDMA?!?!?! There's no violation of patient confidentiality when it's anonymous (and maybe somewhat discreet in other respects, as in censoring unique details that might make it possible to identify the patient.) This kind of medical human-interest story even makes the news on a regular basis, as with stories, often with X-rays, of people who improbably survived getting impaled in the head with a length of steel rebar or whatnot. The journal write-up I had in mind would be of the short blurb/humorous anecdote variety, BTW. And there's definitely a number of doctors who keep collections of the oddball cases, and I'd guess that virtually all doctors enjoy gossiping about such cases on occasion. I've seen one such collection myself -- compiled by a radiologist aunt who had a freakshow stash of X-rays she'd quietly collected over the course of her career. And years ago I read online about one doctor (I'm pretty sure he was working in a hospital emergency room at one time, but that doesn't necessarily rule out his being a gastroenterology or proctology resident or what have you) who collected case histories of, er, unusual rectally-inserted objects that got stuck -- and eventually wrote them up (as a general phenomenon) for a journal. (And there's a lot more of those cases out there than you probably think.) Other oddball categories include: objects stuck in vaginas, huge bezoars, all sorts of swallowed objects, penile injuries stemming from kinky misuses of suction pumps, vacuum cleaners, etc., and even kinky, sometimes fatal accidents involving heavy machinery like forklifts. [snip]That's really cool! I wanted to be an archeologist when I was a kid. Not sure why I changed my mind, really. If it's any consolation, I read once that it takes on average about twelve frickin' years to earn a Ph.D. in that field, due to the expense and difficulties (some practical, some political) of accessing dig sites. The doctoral student will select a subject and begin the dig, only to be interrupted by a military coup or civil war or an insurgency of some sort... or they get sickened by a local bug or parasite that sends them back home for medical treatment... perhaps qualifying as an oddball case for some doctor's file!
Einafets Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 If it's any consolation, I read once that it takes on average about twelve frickin' years to earn a Ph.D. in that field, due to the expense and difficulties (some practical, some political) of accessing dig sites. The doctoral student will select a subject and begin the dig, only to be interrupted by a military coup or civil war or an insurgency of some sort... or they get sickened by a local bug or parasite that sends them back home for medical treatment... perhaps qualifying as an oddball case for some doctor's file! Ahem no! Believe me that is not true in most cases.
STRANGExSNAIL Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 thread is ! Confetti tongue collision (salt is forever). you just killed me! :LOL: that thread is !!! You might want to do a pregnancy test as well. Contender for thread of the year. So what do other Muse songs taste of? I had a bit of a lick of mine too. Can't really explain why, just that it smelt quite good. The black one is mildly saltier than the red one i found. My fingers are crossed for you bb. I love Musers. <3 I'll ask management if we can supply all Muse events with warning label... "The following musical performance is not a food product. It is not suitable for human consumption. If ingested seek immediate medical attention. May contain traces of cheese." ...this thing makes no sense. It's a piece of paper, I don't see why it would leave a chronic taste of salt. Does anyone else have any streamers left? Can anyone confirm these symptoms upon eating them? Just for the record, the Muse message board and those who moderate and administrate it are not responsible for any chronic saltiness that may be experienced from eating Guiding Light confetti. I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Marry me please? But don't kiss me. Come on, you know you want some... Om nom nom, salty streamers ftw ! Introducing the mcstreamer! A bread-wrapped fistworth of salty goodness fresh from Wembley stadium's catering team! (And for a five week period, buy a mcstreamer and get free guiding light cheese with your order!) Things that I have eaten/drank/done to try and get rid of the salty taste in my mouth Brushing my teeth and tongue with multiple different pastes Mouthwash Various mints Water Mayonnaise Juice's Beer (I would try vodka but I am allergic) wiping my tongue with bread Garlic Ginger Salt Pepper Wasabi Soy Sauce Ketchup and salad cream mixed Handful of chilli's Mud Lots of variety's of chocolate and sweets Vindaloo Chinese Coating my tongue in paprika Lemon and vinegar mdma Olive oil The sachets of flavouring you get in Koka noodles Whipped cream Mustard Mint sauce Milkshake Vaseline Variety of Teas and hot drinks Ice cream Toast with many different toppings Shampoo (I regret this one the most. Needless to say Dandy got a punch in the noggin, the crafty fiend!) You didn't try with some Marimite ?! the most horrible thing I tasted in my whole life btw.
Niall Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Did you mean to multiquote the whole thread? Bah. Foreigners never like marmite.
STRANGExSNAIL Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Did you mean to multiquote the whole thread? Bah. Foreigners never like marmite. Just some quotes I like. Sorry for this so much long post ! My dad do like it, really. Sure that a lot of the UK people doesn't like Marmite anyway . /end of the "Who likes Marmite ?" debate
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 What an amazing thread! I noticed the OP failed to taste the most obvious thing to get rid of the salty taste of a Guiding Light streamer........... cheese.
Liron Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Marmite is like a very bad version of soy with disgusting aftertaste
AllSoArty Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I must say this thread was the highlight of my weekend. I was hungry But I had only streamers Then I decided to eat one A confetti tongue collision I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever My mouth is broken Tastebuds fail to function You ask for medical advice But no one wants to listen Taste, The streamers colourful Confetti looks so good But you find the taste Is like Bellamy's semen Salt is forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Now I had nothing left to lose I took the time to choose Then I ate the streamer With no idea that... The salt would be forever And If I die I'll still taste that flavour And I, will taste it ever Cause salt will be forever Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I can finally listen to that song.
Triple C Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 There's no violation of patient confidentiality when it's anonymous (and maybe somewhat discreet in other respects' date=' as in censoring unique details that might make it possible to identify the patient.) [/quote'] They would need the subject's consent to publish in a legitimate medical journal. Fortunately on the messageboard, we don't need consent to turn confetti-eating into the most epic thread of all-time. salanderson, I'd say at this point, stop putting things in your mouth. The enzymes in your saliva would have wiped out a residual substance by now, so the "taste" you're experiencing is probably just a sensory illusion due to ablation or nerve damage in your taste buds. The good news? Unlike love, taste buds are not fowever. They regenerate in 10 days or so. I had taste bud damage during a tonsillectomy that lasted for weeks and made anything sweet taste like ... you know. It did get better, without eating marmite or anybody's happy juice. Take zinc supplements as zinc plays a major role in taste bud regeneration. Go forward with seeing a doc though. Be sure to explain that the confetti was shot out of a cannon so they know you probably ate explosive residue. And print out this entire thread and give it to your doctor when finished ... put that in yer medical journal ... .
CharlotteC94 Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 This thread just made my entire weekend worthwhile Let this be a warning to everyone. Next time you're taking MDMA, try not to put things in your mouth, that you might regret later Think before consuming salty objects/liquids!
Niall Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Just some quotes I like. Sorry for this so much long post ! My dad do like it, really. Sure that a lot of the UK people doesn't like Marmite anyway . /end of the "Who likes Marmite ?" debate Haha that is true. Anyways. So today is the day we find out how seriously medical professionals take this.
STRANGExSNAIL Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Seriously man, next time you'll know that putting everything in your mouth is bad. Really bad . You're not a kid anymore. Time to be and act as an adult.
Arcade Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Is it made with Dombread? If it is they will charge double the price.. 20 quid for a streamburger on dom bread.. ..i'll have two of those with cheese pls and a tasty beverage to wash it down with!
paemchen Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 What an amazing thread! I noticed the OP failed to taste the most obvious thing to get rid of the salty taste of a Guiding Light streamer........... cheese. :LOL: Good one. I hope you're feeling better today salanderson!
*Isadora* Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 If it is they will charge double the price.. 20 quid for a streamburger on dom bread.. ..i'll have two of those with cheese pls and a tasty beverage to wash it down with! I have to stop reading this thread at work... they already think me nuts here; the laughter coming from my cubical only confirms it for them! Definitely thread of the year, if not the century!
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 We should have a Best Thread category in the Museboard awards next year. And this has to be the top nominee. I'm dead serious... I'd vote for it. Salanderson needs that title under his username.
Furygirl Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Do you reckon Salanderson has checked himself into a hospital? Well, I hope they have wifi there so he can keep us updated. It's been awhile; I'm getting worried. I hope he hasn't overdosed on salt, semen, MDMA and vaseline. We should have a Best Thread category in the Museboard awards next year. And this has to be the top nominee. I'm dead serious... I'd vote for it. Salanderson needs that title under his username. Definitely. This is the best thread since the Chicken Killing thread.
WutDaFucksy Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 I'd just love to hear the conversation between the user and the doctor "So how can I help you?" "I licked confetti. It was salty."
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