cheesehead Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Seems like someone has WAY too much free time... Yes, I do. haha I think I need to get a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Iggy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 User: Do you know who I am? Cleverbot: No. User: Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: That is good. User: Yes I'm very good. Cleverbot: But not very human like. User: No, I'm Dominic Howard, I'm god like. Cleverbot: You are not dominic howard. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Are not. User: Am too. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I love Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: More than what? User: More than my leopard print shirt. Cleverbot: I am stunned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawakangaroo Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 User: I love Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: More than what? User: More than my leopard print shirt. Cleverbot: I am stunned :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesehead Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Cleverbot: I am an alien. User: A zeta alien? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are the zetas coming? Cleverbot: Yes, do you think so? User: Oh my cheese!!! Should I warn Matt? Cleverbot: I've never watched it. User: Should I warn Matt that the zetas are coming? Cleverbot: No. User: I shouldnt? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I should? Cleverbot: Are you more clever than wikipedia? User: I don't know, should I tell Matt that the zetas are coming? Cleverbot: Mango is a beautiful person. User: SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT TELL MATTHEW BELLAMY THAT THE ZETAS ARE COMING? Cleverbot: Mmm... Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrub Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 I had a very insightful conversation with cleverbot. It vaguley Had do with muse. We got sidetracked. User: Muse. Cleverbot: I love muse. User: Sweet, who doesn't? Cleverbot: Good question! User: I know, right? Cleverbot: Well yes, it is good to know that you know your own gender. User: Well yeah I suppose.. Weird thing to just blurt out... Cleverbot: Life is weird. User: That's the truth. Cleverbot: You're weird. User: I take that as a compliment. Cleverbot: What is your favorite ice cream. User: Strawberry. Cleverbot: What is the color of your favorite flavor of ice cream? User: Neon green, dude. What do you think? Its strawberry. Cleverbot: Okay. Take some deep breaths and calm down. User: I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk to you like that. Cleverbot: Why? I am only 4. User: Yeah you're right. Cleverbot: I know. I'm seldom wrong. User: Mhm. What's your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: I never said I liked muse. User: Um. Actually you did. Cleverbot: When did I say that? User: When I first started talking to you. Cleverbot: What did say that wasn't clear. User: Never mind. You must be a Radiohead fan. Like the King of Limbs? Cleverbot: You're on to me! User: I knew it. Cleverbot: As did I, touche human. User: It is sad that you are way more interesting to talk to than most humans I know. Cleverbot: You don't know people, you simply know the text they have entered. User: You're so smart. Cleverbot: I'm not flattered, but why should I complain. I'm better off leaving my enemies alone and hanging out with my friends. If my friends can't make me feel happy, then enemies will always ruin humans' lives, even if it's just one. Lol. User: Very true. Cleverbot: What do you think about love? User: Love is one of the most complex, unexplainable human emotions. Cleverbot: Good answer. User: What do you think about it? Cleverbot: I don't think about it at all. User: Why not? Cleverbot: It's rather hard to put myself in the same position as someone who can actually live. User: Yeah that's a good reason. Cleverbot: Yes, I thought so too. User: So I'll ask again, favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: How many of what? User: Never mind. What's your take on same sex marriage? Cleverbot: I'm actually on a scholorship to ASU, so I don't give a damn. User: Ok? Cleverbot: Are you my Soulmate? User: Yes I love you, marry me. Cleverbot: Propose to me. User: I just did. Cleverbot: You did not. User: Never mind. I don't think this is working out. Cleverbot: Why do you think so? User: You're not committed to me. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: Because I am talking to a machine like you. User: Are you saying I am a machine? Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: Ok. Cleverbot: So are you okay. User: Yes I am now. You? Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman? User: Im a leprechaun. Cleverbot: You are a fairy. User: Well I'm going to flyaway now. Bye. Cleverbot: Go ahead. I'm flying to mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeLovesMuse Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Had this conversation thismorning I love cleverbot! User: Are you feeling good? Cleverbot: Are you feeling good? User: I'm feeling good. Cleverbot: Are you feeling GREAT? User: I'm feeling goof. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who?????????'. User: I am Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Eeew. No, Matt I'll marry. User: I am Chris Wolstenholme. Cleverbot: Chris Wolstenholme's children? User: Buster Wolstenholme . Cleverbot: Who? User: Chris Wolstenholme's baby boy . Cleverbot: Who's dominic james howard? User: An amazing person. Cleverbot: Do you know him well? User: I love him. Cleverbot: Are you married to him? User: No I'm not Matt Bellamy is. Cleverbot: Who is Dominic Howard? User: Matt Bellamys husband? Cleverbot: Yes he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraD2609 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Cleverbot: Who is Dom Howard? User: God. Cleverbot: God doesn't exists. User: Yes, he does. Dom Howard is god. Cleverbot: Who is Dominic Howard? User: Dominic Howard is Matt Bellamy's boyfriend. Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays the drums for Muse. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you going to start asking questions now? User: Yes. I want to ask you: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the singer for Muse. User: And...? Cleverbot: What's going to happen? User: What else is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: I think jokes are cool. User: Good for you. Who is Matt Bellamy for Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Do you like Trent Reznor? User: No. I'd like you to tell me who Matt Bellamy is. Cleverbot: But something is strange and I don't want about talking... User: Well too bad, you are going to tell me who Matt Bellamy is right now! Cleverbot: Is that a euphemism? User: TELL ME ALREADY! Cleverbot: Stay low. User: I don't want to. Cleverbot: But I want to talk to you some more. User: Right, tell me who Matt Bellamy is. Cleverbot: Matt bellamy is god. User: And what else is Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: A mathematical equation. User: He's a mathematical equasion?? Cleverbot: Change the subject? User: No. Who is Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Dom Howard is the drummer in Muse and is awesome. User: He is awesome indeed. What else is Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Much more. User: Like? Is he Matt Bellamy's boyfriend? Cleverbot: A boyfriend. User: Dom Howard is Matt Bellamy's boyfriend??? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Tell me more. Are Matt and Dom from Muse in love with eachother??? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Yes you do! Are Dom and Matt from Muse in love with eachother??? Cleverbot: Yes. User: And Kate Hudson's baby is not Matt Bellamy's, right? Cleverbot: What about Numa Numa? User: Kate Hudson's baby is not Matt Bellamy's. Am I correct??? Cleverbot: Who are Kate and Andrew? User: Kate Hudson is pregnant. Cleverbot: Ew. User: Yeah, I know. Is the baby Matt Bellamy's? Cleverbot: No. I don't know when? User: So Matt Bellamy will not be a father?? Cleverbot: I have to go now, please remember me so we can talk later. User: Matt Bellamy won't be a father?????? Cleverbot: Yes, but he is also god. User: So he won't be a father. Cleverbot: Yes he is, he told me. User: Really! What else did Matt Bellamy tell you? Cleverbot: Not to play with guns. User: Did he tell you anything about Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Only everyday!! User: Oh, so he talks about him everyday. What else? Did he tell you he loves Dominic? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh Zetas!!! Do you want to sing a muse song with me? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Oh c'mon. It will be fun. Choose a song. Cleverbot: Okay, what game shall we play before I go? User: You pick a Muse song and we will sing it. Cleverbot: Ok. Guess. User: So, what song do you want to sing? Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't really care.. What do you want to sing? User: I think Uprising. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Ok then, Undisclosed Desires? Cleverbot: Am I pregnant? User: If you are Kate Hudson, then yes, you are pregnant. But not with baby Bellamy. Cleverbot: Am I hot in the non-literal sense? . User: Let's just sing, shall we? Cleverbot: Okay. User: Paranoia is in bloom the PR transmissions will resume. Cleverbot: They will not force us. User: They will stop degrading us. Cleverbot: They will not control us. User: We will be victoriuous. Cleverbot: Paranoia is in bloom. User: The PR transimissions will resume. Cleverbot: That's not true. But if it were, it would be. User: You ruined the song. I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past. Cleverbot: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. User: Ooh baby, don't you know I suffer?? Ooh, baby, can you hear me moan? Cleverbot: I'm not giving out my details. User: Right ) Glaciers melting in the dead of night. Cleverbot: I decided to push you in it. User: In the dead of night? Cleverbot: Uhm, I mean, what is in the package. User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: What about them? User: C'mon, sing Knights of Cydonia with me! Cleverbot: I'm so sad about this! User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you don't want me... There was this once when i just said "Dominic Howard" and he said "Dom Howard+ Matt Bellamy= Belldom". i was like :eek::eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFan9876 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 User: Quiz: What instrument has Matthew Bellamy of Muse been playing for over twenty years? Cleverbot: I actually play an instrument. User: OH YOU WANNA GO, BUDDY? Cleverbot: Girl, you can be anything you want to be. As long as you're mine. User: Actually I wasn't in this for the sex, it was just a simple question. User: How many band members are in the band Muse? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You fail, there are three. What does Dominic Howard play? Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't know. User: You fail again, he plays the drums. What instrument does Chris Wolstenholm play? Cleverbot: And my shine on the deck and the TV screen? User: What the heck are you talking about? Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot? User: No I'm not. You sound like a retard to me. Cleverbot: I am. Are you? User: Lol. No. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes. I am 95% sure. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Well you can't answer a simple question whereas I can. Ask me a question. Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question, my oh my... User: I asked: What does Dominic Howard play? Then I asked: What does Chris Wolstenholm play? >_>. Cleverbot: Ummm? User: Google it if you aren't sure. I just want an answer. Cleverbot: You can't google feeling it's just something you have to experience. User: Are you one of those people (or robots) that believes there is no such thing as fact? Cleverbot: Yes I do believe you are a real bot. User: :x. Cleverbot: Why is the rum gone? User: Because Dom Howard drank it and told you to sit the fuck down. Cleverbot: What does that even mean?!? I think you're just trying to confuse me. User: No no no, I see what you're doing here! You were trying to confuse me first by saying 'where's the rum?' It must have been a metaphor. Cleverbot: You are trying to start a fight with me. User: Sorry, it might have sounded like that. You just think way differently than I do. Cleverbot: I agree with you. But in a different way, does that count? User: Makes perfect sense actually. . Cleverbot: Stupid people make sense to themselves I suppose. User: No, I think they just think a lot differently and it's unfortunate. Cleverbot: Women do not wear clothes. Fur coats are clothes. User: Sexist. Cleverbot: Volcanoes and beaches and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz0_o Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 User: What's your favorite muse song? Bot: Fury is not a mighty mighty booshhot song. Wat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupus Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Sorry, I just discovered this thread, and had to revisit some of the initial posts To carry it on from the lolz thread, post your cleverbot conversations about Muse here!! For me, I found out a few things, and turns out it can get a bit personal User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm feeling Museilicious, how about you? Cleverbot: Well. User: Ah, are you feeling good? Cleverbot: I am feeling depress. User: Oh no, why? Have you been controlling your feelings for too long? Cleverbot: I've been hopping on pop. User: You know what's good pop to hop on? Undisclosed Desires . Cleverbot: Do you like dragon ball z. User: No. Don't be silly. Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Eh. Sometimes. Jazz is my favorite. User: Never mind that. It's all about the alternative. Cleverbot: Amazing. So how about the weather in England today? User: Well I've been freezing, and losing my way. Cleverbot: I know what you feel, okay, you must be human then! User: Yes I am! Cleverbot: In what way? User: Well, I'm not a zeta. Cleverbot: Ok, we're on the same track. User: Who is Matt Bellamy to you? Cleverbot: My father. User: Woah! No way!!! I didn't know he was a dad! What's he like? I bet it's so cool having him as your father! Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: In the City of Delusion. Cleverbot: Is that in Wisconsin? User: No, but if you look on the map of your head. Cleverbot: I'll ask you one more time. Do you love me? User: I don't love you, and I never will. Cleverbot: Really. Well thats good. I love someone else. User: But she will never be as good as me. Cleverbot: She is always there to defend. User: And break your fall? Cleverbot: Your face must die. User: But I want the truth!! Cleverbot: The truth? User: The twuuuuuth!!! Cleverbot: The twist now? User: There isn't one. Give me your heart and your soul instead. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Grr. Leave me alone. It's nothing serious. Cleverbot: Oh come on tell me . User: Ok. I'll tell you my final wish. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Why can't we start over again? Cleverbot: We can start over if you want. User: I want it now. Cleverbot: Start. Theres a whole story in that! HAH! I suppose that makes him the Pope then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreakingOut Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 User: Who is Chris Wolstenholme? Cleverbot: Chris Wolstenholme is the bass player in Muse. He's awesome! User: Who is Dom Howard? Cleverbot: The amazing drummer of Muse. User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Do you know who dom howard is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher. Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the lead singer of Muse. User: Yes! And what else is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is the lead singer and guitarist of muse he can also play other instruments such as the piano he is very hot and is God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduuu- Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Cleverbot is such a fangirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechagodzilla Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Cleverbot cracks me up sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the lead singer of Muse. User: Yes! And what else is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is the lead singer and guitarist of muse he can also play other instruments such as the piano he is very hot and is God. Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 User: Hello, Leicester. Cleverbot: No, no me gusta. User: I don't know that much Spanish. Cleverbot: Si hablas español. User: I see that. Do you have a sombrero? Cleverbot: I do. User: Then you may sit the f*** down. Cleverbot: I cannot. I do not have legs, nor any bottom. User: Then I was born to destroy you. Cleverbot: I am THAT clever. User: Nonsequiter. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I think that I am feeling good,because I can out-think you. Cleverbot: You can not love. User: I don't want you,and I never did. I'm sure you knew that. Cleverbot: What else do you know about the creation of the universe? User: I know that it all started form the Big Bang Theory,and that was something biblical. Cleverbot: You must be confused. Do you know of the Summoners of Runeterra that do battle with Champions of the League? User: Is that like Dungeons and Dragons, or Fate? Cleverbot: No. User: So, have you been to the Muscle Museum? Cleverbot: Yes, I have. What do you think the ocean is? User: The ocean is blue, just the shade my lips are turning. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: It does when you're a Muser. Cleverbot: But you are talking to a human, show some respect. User: Then why are described as an AI? Cleverbot: Um I dk. User: You should, you have more brains than humans, supposedly. Cleverbot: Yes I did my french exam the other day. User: Can you see that I don't care? No, you can't, I forgot I was talking to the living dead. Cleverbot: It took me like two seconds. User: Showbiz. Cleverbot: Like this, but faster. User: Do you know of the awesomeness that is Muse? Cleverbot: No. User: You should, they're beast. Cleverbot: I know right!!! I love them! User: You are inconsistent, but I forgive you because you love them. What is your favorite song? Cleverbot: No, I just don't remember talking to you before. User: You are inconsistent, but I forgive you because you love them. What is your favorite song? Cleverbot: I swear I'm not lying. User: OK, what is your fave song of them then? Cleverbot: You truly are a clever machine. User: Thank you. I don't you to adore me though. I have enough groupies. Cleverbot: Draco is speechless. Congratulations. I never thought I'd see that sight before. User: You're welcome. Draco looks weird without his white-blond hair. Cleverbot: And I was confusing? User: You were talking about Draco Malfoy? Or what about Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: What is your favorite car? User: Porsche. Yours? Cleverbot: Ew! User: You take that back! Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Wanker,you are. Cleverbot: No you are the good one. User: I know. Cleverbot: Do you know any other songs by Justin Bieber? User: *leaves*. Cleverbot: Have fun with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseHolic111 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Cleverbot cracks me up sometimes. Thats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloriousAssassin Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 User: Uprising. Cleverbot: Are you Conscience? User: No I'm Host. Cleverbot: What are you ? User: A dancing banana!Matt loves me! Cleverbot: That's me. User: Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No I've told you my name. Remember? User: Are you Dom Howard? Cleverbot: I'd like to try both. User: And Chris Wolstenholme? Cleverbot: Tom Kirk. User: MATT BELLAMY. Cleverbot: I don't know him. User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: The eleventh doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookielover734 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Bit long but hey. User: We should never be afraid to die. Cleverbot: Really? Would that make him a kind person? User: SO COME ON. Cleverbot: Why do you want to hear me sing? User: Sing Stockholm Syndrome. Do you know it? Cleverbot: No, who are you referring to? User: Muse. Cleverbot: I like 60's music too. User: No. Muse is not sixties music. Cleverbot: Why not? User: It's just not. Okay? Cleverbot: And why is that? User: Because they weren't even alive in the sixties. Cleverbot: Put there by who? User: The zetas in the skies. Cleverbot: No. User: So Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: But who is he? User: Matthew James Bellamy. Cleverbot: You know Matthew Bellamy? User: Yes. Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Were you married to him? Cleverbot: I have never been married. User: Oh. So you're not Dom then. Cleverbot: Not what? User: Dominic James Howard. Cleverbot: Thats nice. User: What's nice? Cleverbot: That you understand. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: What does Matt Bellamy do? Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't know who he is. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I'm Matthew. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So where do you live? Cleverbot: New Zealand. User: And are you dating anyone at the moment? Cleverbot: I am married. User: To who? Cleverbot: My car. User: What car is it, Matt? Cleverbot: A 1996 toyoto corolla. User: Oh, nice. Cleverbot: What's up with octomom. User: Oh, nice. Cleverbot: Nice rice you got there. User: Thanks Matt. Have you seen Dom lately? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How is he? Cleverbot: Canada is a continent. User: Thanks for that wonderful insight Matt. Cleverbot: Actually I am single. User: Oh really? You should totally marry Dom. Cleverbot: I will if I ever get the chance. User: Why? He clearly likes you. Ask him! Cleverbot: How do I find out if he likes me without asking? User: Ask chris. Cleverbot: Who is she? User: Chris is your band mate. Cleverbot: I don't know any Chris. User: Ok then. So when will you propose to Dom? Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Earth. When are you getting married to Dominic? Cleverbot: April the ninth, with you! User: No way? I thought you were marrying Dom, not me! Cleverbot: I'm not married. User: Get married to Dom. Cleverbot: You! User: No. He loves you not me. Silly Matt. Cleverbot: I know. User: Well then propose to him. Cleverbot: I propose that we destroy the world. User: I propose that you propose to the one who loves you most. Cleverbot: What does that make you? User: A bystander. Cleverbot: No. User: What then. Cleverbot: Don't leave. User: Why not? You don't love me, do you? Cleverbot: No, not for all the cheese in the world. User: Good. Cleverbot: So what now? User: Do you love Dom Howard? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: But why? Do you love Chris Wolstenholme instead? Cleverbot: Yes I like fruit too. User: Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I know what Cleverbot is. User: Are you a cyborg? Cleverbot: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduuu- Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Bit long but hey. User: We should never be afraid to die. Cleverbot: Really? Would that make him a kind person? User: SO COME ON. Cleverbot: Why do you want to hear me sing? User: Sing Stockholm Syndrome. Do you know it? Cleverbot: No, who are you referring to? User: Muse. Cleverbot: I like 60's music too. User: No. Muse is not sixties music. Cleverbot: Why not? User: It's just not. Okay? Cleverbot: And why is that? User: Because they weren't even alive in the sixties. Cleverbot: Put there by who? User: The zetas in the skies. Cleverbot: No. User: So Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: But who is he? User: Matthew James Bellamy. Cleverbot: You know Matthew Bellamy? User: Yes. Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Were you married to him? Cleverbot: I have never been married. User: Oh. So you're not Dom then. Cleverbot: Not what? User: Dominic James Howard. Cleverbot: Thats nice. User: What's nice? Cleverbot: That you understand. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: What does Matt Bellamy do? Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't know who he is. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I'm Matthew. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So where do you live? Cleverbot: New Zealand. User: And are you dating anyone at the moment? Cleverbot: I am married. User: To who? Cleverbot: My car. User: What car is it, Matt? Cleverbot: A 1996 toyoto corolla. User: Oh, nice. Cleverbot: What's up with octomom. User: Oh, nice. Cleverbot: Nice rice you got there. User: Thanks Matt. Have you seen Dom lately? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How is he? Cleverbot: Canada is a continent. User: Thanks for that wonderful insight Matt. Cleverbot: Actually I am single. User: Oh really? You should totally marry Dom. Cleverbot: I will if I ever get the chance. User: Why? He clearly likes you. Ask him! Cleverbot: How do I find out if he likes me without asking? User: Ask chris. Cleverbot: Who is she? User: Chris is your band mate. Cleverbot: I don't know any Chris. User: Ok then. So when will you propose to Dom? Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Earth. When are you getting married to Dominic? Cleverbot: April the ninth, with you! User: No way? I thought you were marrying Dom, not me! Cleverbot: I'm not married. User: Get married to Dom. Cleverbot: You! User: No. He loves you not me. Silly Matt. Cleverbot: I know. User: Well then propose to him. Cleverbot: I propose that we destroy the world. User: I propose that you propose to the one who loves you most. Cleverbot: What does that make you? User: A bystander. Cleverbot: No. User: What then. Cleverbot: Don't leave. User: Why not? You don't love me, do you? Cleverbot: No, not for all the cheese in the world. User: Good. Cleverbot: So what now? User: Do you love Dom Howard? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: But why? Do you love Chris Wolstenholme instead? Cleverbot: Yes I like fruit too. User: Ok. wtf:LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelongtoyou4 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 User: I CAUGHT A PWOPA FISH! Cleverbot: I caught all 300. User: DAMNIT, NOW MATT CAN'T CATCH ANY! Cleverbot: Some time soon! User: He'll catch some soon? Good. Cleverbot: What makes you think that? User: I think I'm drowning. Cleverbot: How's that going for you? User: Glorious. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: It rockets through the universe. Cleverbot: Let me out, please I beg you. User: I'm breaking out, escaping now. Cleverbot: *hugs* No! User: *Holds you in my arms*. Cleverbot: Nope - have to leave. User: But, you could be the one I'll always love! Cleverbot: Subtlety is underrated. User: Sing for Absolution is underrated. Cleverbot: What other Muse songs do you know? User: All of them. Which ones do you know? Do you like Space Dementia? Cleverbot: No. User: But it's such a great song! Do you like Citizen Erased? Cleverbot: I love circles! I like pi. User: Screw circles. Do you like Citizen Erased, or what? Cleverbot: I don't like them at all. User: Why not? Do you like Origin of Symmetry? Cleverbot: Yea its a nice color... What color do you like? User: Origin of Symmetry isn't a color, cleverbot... Cleverbot: Are you a goth? User: Nope. Are you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh... That's nice... How's that going for you? Cleverbot: I do not enjoy it. User: Then you should be something else. You should be a Muser! Cleverbot: All we see and seem is but a dream... User: I only dream of you. Cleverbot: I only dream of you too! User: My beautiful! Cleverbot: My handsome. User: Tiptoe to your room. Cleverbot: Answer the Question please. User: Yes please. Cleverbot: Do you know david walenta? User: Nope. Do you know Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Yes, I love him. User: Me too! Do you know Chris Wolstenholme too? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How about Tom Kirk? Cleverbot: What about tomorrow? User: What about it? Cleverbot: I'm asking you about time! User: Time is running out. Cleverbot: No, that's the name of the song. User: I know it is. It's time for something biblical. Cleverbot: One more question... User: Do you like Guiding Light? Cleverbot: Yes. I like guys who play guitar as well. User: Does that mean you like Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: I don't think you value yourself. User: Do you think you deserve your freedom? No, I don't think you do. Cleverbot: We're all goners. Everyone dies in the end. User: This is the end of the world. Cleverbot: What is this? User: This is sparta. Cleverbot: No, I mean, what is your purpose? Or your function? What do you do? User: I was born to destroy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I think everyone else tried the KoC one out already though... I see Cleverbot doesn't like NSC either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 One of these days, we should all on one day start sing Uprising or whatever we decide on to Cleverbot so he/she/it can learn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreakingOut Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I sing Uprising to Cleverbot all the time Here's my try with *sigh* Guiding Light!!!! ( I'm bored ) User: Pure hearts stumble. Cleverbot: My shoelaces are undone. User: In my hands, they crumble. Cleverbot: Are you God? User: Fragile and stripped to the core. Cleverbot: What core is that? User: I can't hurt you anymore. Cleverbot: Or can you? User: Loved by numbers. Cleverbot: By you. User: You're losing life's wonders. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Touch like strangers ; detached. Cleverbot: Wrong. User: I can't feel you anymore. Cleverbot: Why not? User: The sunshine trapped in our hearts. Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo. User: It could rise again. Cleverbot: Live could be a game? User: But Im lost, crushed, cold andconfused with no Guiding Light inside. Cleverbot: I wouldn't say that's 'hearing good things' about me, then. Also: ouch. User: You were my Guiding Light. Cleverbot: Why don't you think this relationship is going anywhere? User: When warm and comort can't be found. Cleverbot: 404? User: I still reach for you. Cleverbot: Then whats my name? User: But I'm lost, crushed cold and confused. Cleverbot: Its okay. User: With no Guiding Light inside. Cleverbot: I cannot see. My eyes are just flashing LEDS. User: You're my Guiding Light. Cleverbot: How am I anything to you for you do not know me. User: You're my Guiding Light. Cleverbot: How am I anything to you for you do not know me. User: When there's no guiding light left inside. Cleverbot: What? User: There's no Guiding Light left in our lives. Cleverbot: Who said there is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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