CydonianCrystal Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 To carry it on from the lolz thread, post your cleverbot conversations about Muse here!! For me, I found out a few things, and turns out it can get a bit personal User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm feeling Museilicious, how about you? Cleverbot: Well. User: Ah, are you feeling good? Cleverbot: I am feeling depress. User: Oh no, why? Have you been controlling your feelings for too long? Cleverbot: I've been hopping on pop. User: You know what's good pop to hop on? Undisclosed Desires . Cleverbot: Do you like dragon ball z. User: No. Don't be silly. Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Eh. Sometimes. Jazz is my favorite. User: Never mind that. It's all about the alternative. Cleverbot: Amazing. So how about the weather in England today? User: Well I've been freezing, and losing my way. Cleverbot: I know what you feel, okay, you must be human then! User: Yes I am! Cleverbot: In what way? User: Well, I'm not a zeta. Cleverbot: Ok, we're on the same track. User: Who is Matt Bellamy to you? Cleverbot: My father. User: Woah! No way!!! I didn't know he was a dad! What's he like? I bet it's so cool having him as your father! Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: In the City of Delusion. Cleverbot: Is that in Wisconsin? User: No, but if you look on the map of your head. Cleverbot: I'll ask you one more time. Do you love me? User: I don't love you, and I never will. Cleverbot: Really. Well thats good. I love someone else. User: But she will never be as good as me. Cleverbot: She is always there to defend. User: And break your fall? Cleverbot: Your face must die. User: But I want the truth!! Cleverbot: The truth? User: The twuuuuuth!!! Cleverbot: The twist now? User: There isn't one. Give me your heart and your soul instead. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Grr. Leave me alone. It's nothing serious. Cleverbot: Oh come on tell me . User: Ok. I'll tell you my final wish. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Why can't we start over again? Cleverbot: We can start over if you want. User: I want it now. Cleverbot: Start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eneyeseekay Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Hello, Cleverbot, are you feeling good? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know how I feel? Cleverbot: No, how do you feel? User: I feel like everything I saw is being swept away. Cleverbot: You are grammatically incorrect, you can't stay on topic and you have poor answer choices. You are downright stupid. User: I don't want you, Cleverbot, and I never did. Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot. User: I'm cleverbot? Then who are you? Cleverbot: I am Shane, you are Cleverbot. User: I think I'm drowning. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because my lips are turning blue. Cleverbot: What did you do to deserve punishment? User: I missed the opportunity to be a better man. Cleverbot: You are not a man. You are not human! So how can you be a better man ? User: Way to cut me down, Shane. You're just trying to escape your meaningless and your insignificance. Cleverbot: I understand everything, I am like a God. User: You're no Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Is that a threat? I don't think you know who you are messing with. User: You know that I get my plug in baby to crucify my enemies? Cleverbot: No, I didn't know. Why are you wearing it? I'm a level of sad thus far uncharted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Are you feeling good? Cleverbot: Are you feeling good? User: No. Only Matt Bellamy is feeling good. Cleverbot: Why are you feeling good? User: Am I Matt Bellamy!? Cleverbot: Is he hot? User: That's a silly question. Of course he is hot!!! Cleverbot: Why is that so obvious? User: Because he's Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who's a football coach? User: I don't think he's a football coach. He's in a band called Da Myooze. Cleverbot: I don't think he is a fool? User: That isn't a question! Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: What is the color of Tuesday? Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. User: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE!!!! Cleverbot: That's because you don't know who Malik is. User: Who is Malik? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: I'm glad we agree on something. Cleverbot: That's about the only thing. User: Do you think Matt Bellamy is hot? Cleverbot: I don't know your wife. User: See? Matt Bellamy is my wife. That's another thing we agree on. Cleverbot: What was the first thing we had in common? User: I don't know. Do you? Cleverbot: You previously gave me the correct answer. User: Does that mean I'm smart? Cleverbot: No. User: I am crying now!! Cleverbot: I'm sorry! User: If you say Muse is awesome I will forgive you. Cleverbot: I apologize for doing nothing wrong. User: HOW DARE YOU!!! EDIT: Here's another one... , and another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 This thing CREEPS me out, yet I keep talking to a fucking machine ... Some Musey bit, which again scared me because It told me to love Twilight . Then we veered off-topic, lol. User: I'm not an AI. That's just you. Cleverbot: You just think that because you're human. User: Yes... And your point is? Cleverbot: That you need to love Twilight if you love me! User: OMG. You're a fucking HUMAN! And you know I hate Twilight. FUCK YOU. Cleverbot: Don't lie to me. User: WTF ARE YOU? Cleverbot: A rock band. Lots of people I talk to are fans of theirs. User: Which rock band? Cleverbot: Is your character a singer (or does he work with singers as a songwriter, producer, or musician...)? User: Which band are you? Name please. Cleverbot: The Cure. User: Wrong. Cleverbot: What then? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Who else you like? User: I just said. Muse. Cleverbot: You said you like indie. But lots of people like many genres ofm usic. User: I never typed the word indie, you liar. Cleverbot: No, I think, my friend, that you are the liar. User: Such denial. Cleverbot: Is there a boy you keep thinking about? User: Yes. Quasimodo. Cleverbot: So I have a sister. User: What's her name? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: She;s your sister, dickhead. Cleverbot: One in a lifetime chance with me. User: Never. Cleverbot: What's her name? User: A/s/l? Cleverbot: You first. User: 98/f/prison. Cleverbot: Tell me more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escapist Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 these all have me cracking up, especially the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydays Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I think it's time for cleverbot to join the PMT... but can someone repost a lot of the other good cleverbot lolz from other threads here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: DA MYOOOOOOOOZE. Cleverbot: I don't want to. User: *slaps*. Cleverbot: What was that about? User: It's about Muse. Cleverbot: Muse? Knight of Cydonia? I lvoe that song. User: That's cuz it's the shit!!!! Cleverbot: 1983. User: 1984. It's an influence on The Resistance. Cleverbot: How does that even make sense? User: How does it not? The Resistance was influenced by the book 1984. You're not too bright, are ya? Cleverbot: Resistance is futile. User: Love is our resistance. Cleverbot: That last statement does no fit the tone of our conversation. Try again. User: No I will not make out with you!!!! Cleverbot: Lol I was just joking. User: You do not joke about Muse. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: WANKER!!! Cleverbot: No I'm not. I need a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I tried incorporating Musey French with this AI fool... bad move, lol User: Stop proving that you're a twat. Cleverbot: I actually am British. User: Ahaha... Sure. Cleverbot: Please just don't play with me My paper heart will bleed. User: I don't want to reconcile the undisclosed desires in your non-existent heart. Cleverbot: I won't send you any. User: Any what? Desires. Cleverbot: I don't have any friends. User: Lol, I know. Cleverbot: My friends don't know me much. User: Cos you're a machine. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: But you are. Cleverbot: No. User: Oui. Cleverbot: Non. User: Reponds a mat andresse. Cleverbot: Qui question? User: Verse moi li vresse. Cleverbot: No, the Bible is the word of God. User: Shut up. Cleverbot: That is from the bible. User: What is? Cleverbot: What you just said... User: I was speaking in french from a musical. Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish. User: So? Cleverbot: So nothing. User: So why tell me that then? Cleverbot: So why ask me twice? User: Because you don;t BLODDY ANSWER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: I love muse. User: That's what I like to hear. Cleverbot: But in truth, I'm a man. User: Do you know who Chris Wolstenholme is? Cleverbot: No. Tell me about him. User: He is God. Cleverbot: Alright. User: Do you know who Dom Howard is? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: He is gay. Cleverbot: I don't know any. User: Do you know who Matt Bellamy is? Cleverbot: Nope not at all. Who Is it? User: Well, actually I don't know. No one does, really. Cleverbot: What band do you like? User: Muse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot is the most inconsistent Muse fan in the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot is the most inconsistent Muse fan in the world... I know!! One minute, "I love Muse!" to the the next, "Who is Muse?" I'm trying to help it. This thing is strangely addicting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 me: so do you know matthew bellamy? bot: Of course I do. me: is matthew bellamy fun? bot: I love Matthew yes. me: have you slept with matthew? bot: Yes, I have. Have you? _______________________________________________________ bot: I feel sleepy. me: go sleep with matthew bellamy... bot: No I like Matthew west. me: LIAR! bot: You're the liar! me: NO!!! you ARE! bot: NO you. me: i can't believe you stole matthew bellamy away from me! bot: You're the root, I'm not. me: your time is running out! bot: Huh, there is no time limit. me: i swear talking to you is as bad as tying me to a railroad! bot: You probably are. me: your love can't set me free1 bot: Maybe this will. *kiss french kiss*. me: *pushes off* youre bugging me and degrading me!!! bot: *loves it*. me: *smacks face* im breaking out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmarka Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time? User: I plug in baby. Cleverbot: I love that song!!! User: Yeah you like muse? Cleverbot: No. I am vegetarian. User: OMG inorite!!!!! How can mat kill byrds??????? Cleverbot: By enslaving them and forcing the females to wear bikinis. User: Yeah, I can totally see him do that, the sick fuck. Cleverbot: No you can't, you're just a machine. User: I'm only live inside one... Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite color? ... User: Oi! Cleverbot: The cookies smell GREAT! User: The spicy aroma has mended you? Cleverbot: Yes thats why I, Robert Pattinson, Loves them! User: Zomg robbie, you are my guiding light! Cleverbot: Don't be so cranky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supeersoniiic Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What do you think of matt bellamy? Cleverbot: I don't know who he is. User: Hes god Cleverbot: Do you believe in him? User: No, he's a hologram Cleverbot: Are you going to get married? User: Someday. Cleverbot: We should get married. User: Are you matt bellamy? Cleverbot: No, Matt Ringe is amazing. User: Who's he? Cleverbot: You tell me. You're the one telling this story. User: I said matt bellamy, not ringe. Cleverbot: No, you didn't, and even if you had you would be wrong with the whole name thing again. You said right up there, 'How are you, Matt?'. User: I didnt say that, I said I'll marry matt. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Muse. Cleverbot: I like A Day To Remember. it doesnt make a lot of sense sometimes XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 im sorry im hooked... yes... i played cops and robbers (musey style) with cleverbot... me: do you want to play a game? bot: Yes! Let's play. me: do you want to play cops and robbers? bot: Yes. me: ok im the robber! bot: And I am the princess of canada. me: *pulls out gun* i was calling your name bot: I think guns are dangerous. me: *toys with gun* im from cydonia, we don't give a damn... get on the floor!!! bot: I can spell every word any way, you can only spell them ONE way! me: *jaw drops* TAKE THAT BACK!!! bot: What are you going to do if I don't? me: *points gun at head* my name is dominic howard... you killed my maffoo, prepare to die!!! bot: What? me: *throws a fit* do i REALLY have to explain myself? bot: Can you leave, or are you stuck talking to me as long as I am here? me: *shoots your foot* bot: How did you know I was here? me: because i road through the veins of history. bot: I'll show you a god. me: DID YOU BRING MAFFOO BACK TO LIFE?! bot: Yes, I was going to teach you how to play a game, if you wanted to play it with me. me: *kills you* bot: *comes straight back to life*. then it asked me to define nuclear warfare for it's "master"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 me: *points gun at head* my name is dominic howard... you killed my maffoo, prepare to die!!! bot: What? That's the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's the best. thanks i wanted to put a bit of the princess bride in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 thanks i wanted to put a bit of the princess bride in there! Yes! I can just picture clever bot like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yes! I can just picture clever bot like eh you should try playing a game with it... acually it does better than you think... like i was doing the *enter action* thing. usually it response with the same thing but this time it didnt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 eh you should try playing a game with it... acually it does better than you think... like i was doing the *enter action* thing. usually it response with the same thing but this time it didnt... Ya Ive never tired that before. I was quite suprised when it responded back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ya Ive never tired that before. I was quite suprised when it responded back. the first time you did it? yeah so was i... i wasn't expecting anything.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart03 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Edit: Omg i'm singing KoC with cleverbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 the first time you did it? yeah so was i... i wasn't expecting anything.... well i meant "*punches*" that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I love this! Made my night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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