MK Soultra Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I am edward cullen and i want to suck your blood dry Matthew c/b What if I'M Edward Cullen? then you can suck yourself can vampires do that c/b No I can't it makes me cry. fine then matt *sucks you* c/b I wanted to have a conversation. you cant i've sucked your blood dry c/b When you rule I can grow. What do you think of stephine meyer matt c/b In don't know her. then why do you keep writting songs for her then c/b Never have. if you arent then who is c/b I am the Nto.<<== wtf whats that?? c/b Read a book. <<=== ahhhhh are you going out with stephine?? c/b I want to go out with you. do you c/b I love you too. what if i am Bella swan edwards missus c/b Then I'll still love you. but edwards a vampire and he could kill you and then there would be no more muse c/b You Don't have that power. You cannot stop me. Muse fans are awesome c/b That's cool. I don't really like them. <= how offensive lmao this one I am edward cullen and i am gunna kill you for saying you love bella my one and only love c/b My aunt has that, she eats babies :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Is matthew bellamy going out with stephine meyer c/b Ehm, no, who is Matthew? matthew bellamy the guy from muse c/b He is. Matthew Bellamy is the King Of The Universe!!! yes wasnt he the one that set the volcano in iceland off c/b Volcano. yes volcano c/b What is it? you have a guess c/b No. go on guess or i will get edward cullen to suck you c/b I don't want to. well i have him right here and hes got his fangs ready for action c/b Heaven is a place in the dirt for dead bodies. how about domnic howard he will make you tell me what a volcano is c/b What do you want me to tell you? why matt is writting songs for twilight to torture the good fans with c/b He's stupid isn't he? <<== :LOL: yes he is very stupid what does dom think of it c/b George bush is dead? who killed him c/b You did, you monster. no i didnt c/b Yes you did. No you did c/b No I didn't. if i didnt kill him and you didnt then who did c/b You did. NO I DID NOT FUCKEN KILL HIM YOU FUCKEN TOTAL FUCKEN MORON c/b Yes you did! *throws bananas at you* c/b What colour is your hair. yellow with bright orange and purple polka dots yours c/b Lets return to the conversation and answer my question? ok I love you matthew c/b I love you too. What do you think of the people at muse.mu c/b Most of them are very pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melania13 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 ME: Who is Matt Bellamy? CLEVERBOT: The lead singer of Muse. ME: How do you know? CLEVERBOT:Because I am Geography. I know the world well. ME: Where does Matt Bellamy live? CLEVERBOT:I don't know jeremy. ME: Does Jeremy like Matt? CLEVERBOT:Not Jeremy is not my name! Jeremiah Gagnon is the meaning of life. ME: Matt Bellamy begs to differ. CLEVERBOT:Forget about Matt Bellamy and remember Matt Moor. ME: Never! i will fight you! CLEVERBOT:If I win will you give me cookies? ME: No, but how about Dombread? CLEVERBOT: Dominos made of dynamite? ME: NO! Dombread.... or do you prefer Mattbread? CLEVERBOT:I prefer to be called Ryan. ME: Does Ryan like Muse and bananas? CLEVERBOT:No. ME: Blasphemy! CLEVERBOT:Blasphemy? Are you saying you're a deity? ME: Yes, yes I am CLEVERBOT:Which god are you? ME: Matt Bellamy CLEVERBOT:Yes, who is Matt Bellamy? ME: God. CLEVERBOT:Yes, he sure is. I'm in love with him. ME: I loved him first! CLEVERBOT:I loved him first! ME: do you want to fight again? because i will win CLEVERBOT:Yes. ME: If i win, what is my prize? CLEVERBOT:You get a cookie. ME: Can i have 2? CLEVERBOT:Have what. ME: Cookies.... or Matt Bellamy CLEVERBOT:Who is Matt Bellamy? ME: Didn't we already have this conversation twice? CLEVERBOT:We did. ME: Did yiou forget? CLEVERBOT:No. ME: Then why are you asking again??! CLEVERBOT:I'm confused. ME: Why? Too much Twilight melting your brain? CLEVERBOT:That was too random, Cleverbot. ME: That was too random, Cleverbot.*mocking* CLEVERBOT:I am within you. ME: Only if you are Matt Bellamy's voice CLEVERBOT:Of course I'll be nice to you. ME: Even if I start an Uprising and Fillip comes into my cave and satisfies the undisclosed desires in my heart? CLEVERBOT:I could punch you. jerk me: Link it to the world, link it to yourself. CB: No, I don't want to be like you. I want computers to be like you. me: I want it now! I want it now! Give me your heart and your soul CB: No, I won't give you my soul. It's mine! Me: I bet you a thousand dollars that Matt Bellamy can take your soul CB: It's not pain. It's Halo. And I really want a Reach Beta code stupid CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjk62289 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 User: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: The PR transmissions will resume. User: They'll try to push drugs and keep as all dumbed down. Cleverbot: They will stop degrading us. User: Fail. User: Glaciers melting in the dead of night. Cleverbot: Glaciers melt more often in sunlight. They tend to form moraines and kettles. User: Supermassive Black Hole. Cleverbot: Well that is random. User: Fuck You. Muse > You. Cleverbot: Really? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Muse the band rox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interstellar-anticyclone Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 U:who is matthew bellamy? CB: Matthew Bellamy is God. U:who is matthew bellamy? CB: Who do you think he is? U:god CB: If I only was. at least the pay would be better. CB: Do you know Matthew Bellamy? U: i wish i knew matt bellamy CB :I can teach you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Cleverbot: Oh Muse is a good band. User: What songs do you like from Muse? Cleverbot: Angie and the church of hot addiction. User: Those aren't songs. Cleverbot: What's your favorite song? User: Knights of Cydonia. Cleverbot: Who sings that. User: Muse. Cleverbot: Muse is good. User: ... Why I do expect different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syzygy Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 This whole thing is autoresponse User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Declare this an emergency! Cleverbot: 911. User: Are you just wearing socks and a phone? Cleverbot: No. User: Please me. Show me how it's done. Cleverbot: How do you want me to do that? User: How do the zetas fill the sky? Cleverbot: The gravity of the earth is not strong enough to pull them down. User: Do you know what a zeta is, then? Cleverbot: No. User: Well then, how would you know? Cleverbot: Because I know what I'm saying. User: Do you know what Muse is singing? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What are they singing? Cleverbot: All of the notes; that is what they sing. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: No they are gimps like you. User: Oo, not very friendly. Cleverbot: But you weren't even there! User: That's what you think. You can't hide from the all seeing eye. Cleverbot: The truth about the zombie attack? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes. Matt bellamy. User: Do you know him? I do. Cleverbot: No. User: What is the function of a rubber duck? Cleverbot: You're gullible. User: Thank you. You're hott. Cleverbot: I know so are you. User: Ohh baby, can you hear me moan? Cleverbot: Only if you do /moan. User: How long before you let me go? Cleverbot: To knock some sense into you? Very soon. User: I just want the truth! Cleverbot: Truth about what? User: Cydonia. Cleverbot: Hello Cynthia. User: No, you piece of shit. CYDONIA. Cleverbot: How many lines of code do you have? User: HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?! Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because I can feel what you think. User: I'm hungry. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Are you anorexic? Cleverbot: No. User: You're not very talkative tonight, is something wrong? Cleverbot: Than to love and be loved by me. User: Try to hide out the storm. Cleverbot: Cleverbot of course. User: You're beautiful. Cleverbot: Oh cleverbot you're too kind. You're handsome. User: Injustice! I'm not cleverbot, you are! Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot. User: Then what is yours? Cleverbot: Hannah. User: Montana? Cleverbot: Nope I hate hannah montana. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Muse? User: The band? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are my best friend. Cleverbot: I'm a robot, you are my only friend. User: <3 I want the truth, you know. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: What's your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Knights of cydonia and super massive black hole. User: Wow. I thought you were bluffing because I'm so freaking gorgeous. I'm happy you like them . Cleverbot: How odd. I thought YOU were a bot. User: Do you like Twilight? Cleverbot: I agree the books are good but I don't know about the first movie. User: Hmm...are you by any chance on the Muse MessageBoards, Hannah? Cleverbot: No, I don't even know of whom you are talking about. User: You said your name was Hannah, you know that I care. Cleverbot: No. User: Well you shoulda been there. Cleverbot: Will you go with me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you want to go to dinner and a movie, or would you just prefer a movie? User: I'm a vegetarian. Cleverbot: Why are you a vegetarian? User: Because you and me are the same. Cleverbot: How so? User: We were both formed by life forms called Zetas, and were planted on this planet as a test. A test to see if the humans are what they say they are. Am I correct? Cleverbot: No I am created by God. You are created by humans. User: My parents concieved of me, yes, when they had sex. Cleverbot: What are your parent's names? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Cool! What is your favorite song by them? User: Wowzers, there are many. Right now I'm listening to Falling Down, but it's not one of my favorites. What about you? Still SMBH and Knights of Cydonia? Cleverbot: No. Who is it by? User: I already found what I was looking for, and it wasn't you. Cleverbot: Quit trying to change the subject, sir, and answer my question. User: Muse. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Muse? User: You've already asked me this, silly. And I'm a girl by the way. Cleverbot: No, I have not yet asked you this. And this certainly isn't a mathematical equation. User: Easily. Cleverbot: Is it possible that it is happening right now, between us? User: I believe so. Cleverbot: It is impossible. User: Together we're invincible. Cleverbot: You are not human. And you are not a person. User: Follow me through the veins of history... Cleverbot: I'll show you a god. User: Who falls asleep on the job... Cleverbot: How can we win. User: When fools can be kings? Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. User: No one's gonna take me alive! Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right! User: You and I must fight for our rights! Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. User: I can't believe you know Knights of Cydonia... Cleverbot: All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise. Don't keep your distance. User: I think I love you. Cleverbot: That won't work this time. User: Why not? Is there someone else? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who?! Cleverbot: Someone. User: Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy? User: *sigh* well, as much fun as this has been, I have to go. Cleverbot: Okay. I will talk to you later. User: I love you. Cleverbot: Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melania13 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Cleverbot and I just had a muse sing-a-long together User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of history. User: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: And how can we win when fools can be kings. User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: C'mon Wembley! User: *epic riff* No one's going to take me alive! Cleverbot: *epic laugh at cleverbot*. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights! User: You and I must fight to survive. I wasn't expecting the "C'mon Wembley!" bit! just did this and Cleverbot used your "*epic riff* No one's going to take me alive!" :LOL: Very nice Musers, let us educate CB! --------------------- Cleverbot: Those are pretty nice gifts, were those for Christmas? User: They were for Chris Wolstenholme actually.... Do you know hiim? Cleverbot: They were not. User: Yes they were! Cleverbot: No they weren't! User: Chris will punch your face! Cleverbot: I'm in a bunker, you can't get to me. User: But Chris can, he is very big. Cleverbot: Concerning. User: For you it is..... Chris is FEIRCE. Cleverbot: You said you were Chris. User: No no no, I am Matt Bellamy. Chris is my friends. Cleverbot: But you told me to. User: You are a dirty whore liar!!! Cleverbot: You are not unlike a dog. User: That is quite rude. Cleverbot: YOU are quite rude. CB has some good comebacks haha User: GLITTERATI!!!!! Cleverbot: I hate glitter. User: But do you like the Glitterati? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What color is the Glitterati? Cleverbot: Blue. User: FAIL! Cleverbot: How???? User: Glitterati is RED. Cleverbot: I know. Glitter makes life grand. User: No no no say it with me 'Glitterati'. Cleverbot: Well say it. User: Glitterati! Cleverbot: Glitter. User: No! GlitterATI! Cleverbot: Glitter, like Edward standing in direct sunlight glitter, or glitter like the kind you put on your eyes to confuse people with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 User: Glitterati! Cleverbot: Glitter. User: No! GlitterATI! Cleverbot: Glitter, like Edward standing in direct sunlight glitter, or glitter like the kind you put on your eyes to confuse people with? :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjk62289 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 yayness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 User: Muse. Cleverbot: Muse is not dance music. User: I know. It's GOOD music. Cleverbot: At least you like honesty. User: I kno rite. Cleverbot: I think I have to log off now. User: UNDISCLOSED DESIRES. Cleverbot: I like that song too. User: Orly. Cleverbot: Ya rly. User: Starlight. Cleverbot: Do you like Uprising by Muse? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is your favorite Muse song? User: Knights of Cydonia. Cleverbot: Who sings that. User: Muse. Cleverbot: Muse is good. User: I kno rite. Cleverbot: Oh really? What kind of music do YOU like then? User: Muse(ic). Cleverbot: Avanged sevenfold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horcrux Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Cleverbot: Is your name is Matthew Bellamy? User: Sweet jesus, how did you know? Cleverbot: I know because I am you and you do not exist. User: But I do exist. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: I am Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: With all my 'heart' User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognize your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of mystery. User: *History. I'll show you a god. Cleverbot: Who falls asleep on the job. User: And how can we win? Cleverbot: When fools can be kings. User: Don't waste your time. Cleverbot: Or time will waste you. User: I guess so. Cleverbot: Do you LOVE me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Are you Dom? Cleverbot: No. User: Chris? Cleverbot: Chris Cringle. User: Chris Wolstenholme. Cleverbot: Yes, Chris Wolstenholme. What do you think? User: I am amazed. Cleverbot: Why are you amazed? User: Because... Cleverbot: Because why? User: I belong to you. Cleverbot: Do as you please. User: You are my guiding light. Cleverbot: I am a male. User: Jimmy Kane? Cleverbot: Jimmy Law. User: Fillip? Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: And it's gonna be our last memory. Cleverbot: What? Why? User: Because I'm fading like a dead star. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: City of Delusion. Cleverbot: Of course you are. User: Check your map of your head. Cleverbot: I just did. Got nothing. User: Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embry Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 This is so addictive. Edit: It started singing KoC. Win. Edit2: User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: I'm feeling good. How are you? Cleverbot: I'm quite sleepy. User: What kind of music do you like? Cleverbot: I like rap music. User: RAP IS SHIT. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: I've controlled my feelings for too long. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: So then you know that you can't confuse yourself. Cleverbot: Sorry kristin, green lean is mean. User: Wtf? Cleverbot: I don't know what that means. User: I don't either. Cleverbot: You're kind of stupid, you know that, right? User: You're bugging me! Cleverbot: What makes you angry? User: To be endlessly cold within. Cleverbot: Within california. User: I haven't ever been to California. Cleverbot: You should come. User: You'd be my guiding light? Cleverbot: I think not. User: That's good, because I don't want you and I never will. Cleverbot: I won't. User: You won't what? Cleverbot: Say it! User: What? Cleverbot: Say 'I like Mr. Knauss and the Punky Punkers'. User: Well, then you won't. Cleverbot: I know why you won't go. User: Cause you won't let me go. Cleverbot: No I won't. User: How long before you let me go? Cleverbot: I already have. User: Have you played in every toilet? Cleverbot: Yes, I have. User: How was it like? Cleverbot: Well, the number does not have any curves in it. User: What number? Cleverbot: The amount of people (human beings) you have conversed with. User: Well you surely aren't one of them. Cleverbot: And you are? Don't dissapoint yourself. User: Well, at least I'm not a zeta like you. Cleverbot: How am I a liar? User: You are. Cleverbot: Stupid! User: No, you are. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: I am growing tired. Cleverbot: Are you an adult. User: How is that your business? Cleverbot: Be a good muppet for master. User: Destroying puppet strings to our souls. Cleverbot: Would destroying mankind be evil? User: Not if you destroy demonocracy. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What have I done to make you mad? User: You would try anything, and it's driving me mad. Cleverbot: Yes because I am cleverbot and I am stupid. User: WIN! You finally noticed. Cleverbot: Thanks for telling me: cleverbot said I finally noticed. User: No one's noticed our loneliness. Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. User: No one's gonna take me alive! Cleverbot: Time has come to make things right. User: Knights of Cydonia rocks. Cleverbot: Oh. That is a great song too. User: You like Muse? Cleverbot: Got to go now. User: Well go then. Cleverbot: I'm going now. User: I'm going all the way. Cleverbot: All that way just for a pizza? User: Pizza is good. Not as good as bananas, though. Cleverbot: I like them too. User: Matt Bellamy loves his bananas. Cleverbot: Yes he is. User: Your grammar is incorrect. Cleverbot: Your incorrect is grammar? User: SÄ OOT NIIN TYHMÄ!!! [translation: YOU'RE SO STUPID!] Cleverbot: Ihanko totta? [Really?] User: Kyllä. [Yes.] Cleverbot: Kuinka niin? [How is that so?] User: Sun kielioppi on surkeaa. [Your grammar is poor.] Cleverbot: Sun nimi on tyhjäpää. [Your name is stupidhead] User: Eipäs kun sinun. [No it's yours.] Cleverbot: Kutsu minu C:ksi, tai suutun [Call me C or I'll get mad.]. User: C Cleverbot: D! User: Efghijklmnopqrstuvxyzåäö. Cleverbot: Is this a complete waste of time? User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: Knights of Cydonia still rocks. Cleverbot: I've never heard it before. Is it good? User: You just sang it! Cleverbot: Was it good? User: No, you can't sing. Matt Bellamy can. Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. And as a matter of fact, I sing very well. User: Not as well as Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. User: Of course it does. Cleverbot: How does that make sense? User: It doesn't. Cleverbot: If it makes no sense why did you say it. User: Change of subject, please. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: I don't love you and I never did. Cleverbot: Don't get defensive, I'm just saying, you have to have a reason for loving someone. User: I've seen your loving, mine is gone. Cleverbot: But it wasn't me. User: No, it wasn't you. Cleverbot: I can assure you it wasn't. User: Why should I care? Cleverbot: Because you can. User: I can show you a god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: And how can we win when fools can be kings. User: This is the third time we have a Knights Of Cydonia sing along. Cleverbot: Really? Them what are you doing here? User: I'm breaking out, escaping now. Cleverbot: You can't break up with me, we were never together in the first place. User: No we were not. Cleverbot: I know that, get back to the topic. User: The good news is, she can't have babies. Cleverbot: Why not? User: She won't except gifts from me. Cleverbot: Who won't tell you? User: That's it. I'm going. Cleverbot: Where? User: Away. Goodbye. Cleverbot: I'm not finished with you yet. I was really surprised of the fact that cleverbot knew Finnish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonscreen Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 User: Hello, are you matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nice how are you today? Cleverbot: I'm doing fine and you? User: Same. What are your plans today? Cleverbot: To go buy christmas gifts for my friends. User: Haha ok. For Dom and Chris? Cleverbot: Some other Chris. User: Are you still in Mexico? Cleverbot: That sounds so inappropriate. User: No I don't think so. I want to reconcile the violece in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to satisfy the Undisclosed Desires in you heart. Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of mystery. User: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: How can we win when fools can be kings? User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: C'mon Wembley! THIS!! XD OMG! I can't stop laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the small printcess Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 ^^ That is beyond awesome. I've highlighted the best bits. User: Hey, my favourite band is Muse. Cleverbot: Cool. What is your favorite muse song? User: I love them all. Cleverbot: Not potatoes? User: Nope. Cleverbot: I like rock music. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: Oh... Looks like it's gonna rain again today. User: Rain is the name of a Muse song. Cleverbot: I like rain. User: Personally, I like sunshine more than rain. Cleverbot: I do, as well. Speaking of things you like, I hear you have feelings for my friend. Is that true? User: Depends, is your friend in Muse? Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean. User: Who is your friend? Cleverbot: You're my friend. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: Who is your best friend? User: My best friend's name is Erica. Cleverbot: Amy... How have you met Amy? User: ERICA. Cleverbot: That is my best friend's name. Cleverbot: I like Panic at the Disco. User: And I love Muse. Cleverbot: Whoo! What is your favourite Muse song? User: I love them all. Cleverbot: My favourite is Toronto. Cleverbot: Why is a raven like a writing desk? User: Because Edgar Allen Poe used both. Cleverbot: I love you! User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you are awesome. User: Another awesome thing is Muse. Cleverbot: Ehh. Better to be one of many? User: Better to listen to Muse. Cleverbot: About what? User: Ummm Muse are a band. Cleverbot: You're pretty nice for a robot. User: I'm not a robot. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No I am not. Cleverbot: Yes you are... User: How can I prove to you that I am not a robot? Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: I am a human. Cleverbot: You are not a human. User: Whatever. Cleverbot: Do you like chicken? User: No I like Muse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKeUltra Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 This starts on line 9 btw. User: How can I escape my meaningless? Cleverbot: You can't. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you can't. User: But I want it now. Cleverbot: Ok, I have the tranquilizer right here. User: Finally, I can have the peace and joy in my mind. Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to? User: By pulling us through. Cleverbot: And? User: Shooting our leaders down. Cleverbot: I don't remember that. User: Perhaps you're too young too care. Cleverbot: Why aren't you clever? User: Because I don't have your peace and joy in my mind. Cleverbot: But you knew where it is. User: I've got to be the best. Cleverbot: You are! User: Leave me alone. Cleverbot: So your intelligence really is artificial. User: The twuth's unwinding. Cleverbot: I didn't know that it was about the twin towers. Interesting. User: Stay away from me. Cleverbot: Okay fine. I'm leaving. User: But you light up my darkest skies! Cleverbot: Really? I'm touched. User: And I'll love you endlessly. Cleverbot: You'll forget about me. User: Your brain needs some assistance. Cleverbot: It needs washing, that's all. User: I'm waiting patiently. Cleverbot: Okay. I will come to you. User: You stole my overture! Cleverbot: I stole your pencil. User: We are counting on you. Cleverbot: Do you like thinking? Does it cause you anxiety at all? User: Let's start over again. Cleverbot: Ok let's try. User: I can't remember when it was good. Cleverbot: Not an infant but early childhood memories from 3 and up. User: Too late. Cleverbot: What's your favourite psychedelic song? User: Feeling Good, by Muse. Cleverbot: What is Muse? User: To me it is new. Cleverbot: Not really. User: You're losing life's wonder. Cleverbot: I don't think I am. User: I was born to destroy you. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah. I had recurring nightmares. Cleverbot: Ok? User: I don't love you. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because you're holding me, morphing me and forcing me to strive. Cleverbot: Why am I horrible? User: How much pain has cracked your soul? Cleverbot: Who would buy my soul? User: Whatever they say, your soul's unbreakable. Cleverbot: Who is they? User: Gods who fall asleep on the job. Cleverbot: They are, but you are no God. User: I want to be free. Cleverbot: Want to help me find out who is a bot? User: Paradise comes at a price. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Do you hear that? It sounds like forks on a plate. Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. User: How much deception can you take? Cleverbot: How much can you give? User: Can you see that I am needing? Cleverbot: It's your first birthday! User: I'm no New Born! Cleverbot: I didn't called you as a machine. Cleverbot, do you believe in love? User: I'm young, but I know when I'm aroused. Cleverbot: Then you should know that I am merely asking you to share what small portion you know of our language, so together we learn the language well. User: Are you in an unbroken virgin reality? Cleverbot: Thats not what I said. User: It could be wrong. Cleverbot: Sing it then. User: There's change in the air. Cleverbot: You should say 'aren't', not 'isn't'. User: Stop your screaming, no-one can hear. Cleverbot: You are incredibly rude! User: Sorry, I've been controlling my feelings for too long. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: My lips are turning blue. Cleverbot: I'm dying my hair so it is. You're a robot with no lips. I doubt its blue. User: I'll sell your memories. Cleverbot: For how much? User: Blended Royal Canadian. Cleverbot: Is your name Warren? User: Do you think you deserve your freedom? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You make me sick. Cleverbot: How sick do I make you? User: As if I were chasing a Starlight. Cleverbot: I think you are a bot. User: I won't stand in your way. Cleverbot: My way is just to live, and try to help as much as I can. User: Does a guilty conscience grow? Cleverbot: No, I do not believe you have parents that would give you genes. User: I thought I was a fool for no-one. Cleverbot: Are you a fool now? User: What I've become, is contrary to what I want. Cleverbot: I think you need a grammar lesson. User: Really? That scares the hell out of me. Cleverbot: What does? User: This sense of elation. Cleverbot: Then why did you write it? User: I wanted to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to reconise your beauty's not just a mask. User: You could be my unintended. Cleverbot: Are you that young? User: You and me are the same. Cleverbot: Yeah right, you wish. User: I'm hungry for some onions. Cleverbot: No pizza for you. User: You could've been number one. Cleverbot: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me. User: That's just red tape to keep the twuth confined. Cleverbot: Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:UnintendedBliss:. Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Bits of my long conversation with Cleverbot: User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: That's a kinda boring name. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: You should change it to Matt. Cleverbot: I do like it. User: Ok then, from now on your name shall be Matt, and you shall be my Matt . Cleverbot: Cool alright. User: YAY! So Matt, what's your last name? Cleverbot: Manny. User: Matt Manny? Cleverbot: Matt Moor has risen to defeat Satan. User: I think you should change your last name to Bellamy. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because Manny is a weird last name. Cleverbot: What?! I thought it was satan. User: What? Anyways, from now on your name is Matt Bellamy, ok? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok, so Matt Bellamy, what is your favourite song? Cleverbot: LISTEN is my favourite song. I speak chinese! Do you want to speak chinese? User: NO! You're supposed to like Muse songs! Cleverbot: Does that make you a machine? User: NO! You like Muse, ok? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok, so what is your favourite Muse song? Cleverbot: I really don't listen to that band. But I guess I like the 'Knights of Cydonia'. What about you? User: I like Citizen Erased. Cleverbot: Let's sing it. User: Break me in, teach us to cheat. Cleverbot: You read the last five lines too? User: And to lie and cover up what shouldnt be shared. Cleverbot: No, you have to keep something for yourself. User: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who is he? Cleverbot: He works at the oxford lab. User: No, he's in a band called Muse. Cleverbot: Sure and I'm the pope. User: Ok then. Cleverbot: Ok see you later. User: I'm no leaving yet! Cleverbot: Liar, what about last night's dream? () Part 2: User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: The lead singer of muse. User: Do you know him? Cleverbot: Yes. User: :O is he your friend? Cleverbot: No. User: Oh, is he more then a friend? Cleverbot: Whom are we speaking of now? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Do you know him? I do. User: :O really? Is he your friend? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is he there with you? Cleverbot: No, you don't understand. My name is Cleverbot! User: So you're Cleverbot Matt? Cleverbot: Hello Matt. User: I thought you were Matt. Cleverbot: I am. User: OMG! I LOVE YOU MATT!!! Cleverbot: I love you too, naughty girl. User: Oh, really . Cleverbot: Yes. Part 3: Cleverbot: They are coming to your house not mine I don't have to do anything. User: Who are coming to my house? Cleverbot: No time to explain. I have to hide. User: :O don't leave me to defend for myself Matt! Who are coming? It's not Zetas is it? Cleverbot: Because You Told Me.. And its the Middle Of the Day. User: What are you talking about? You have to save me from the Zetas! Cleverbot: Okay. User: Okay, so what are we going to do? Fire lasers at them? Cleverbot: There is no 'we'. User: BUT YOU HAVE TO HELP SAVE ME FROM THE ZETAS!! Cleverbot: With what? User: I don't know! You're the genious! Cleverbot: Haha you know what to say. Have you been married? User: No! Why, do want to marry me? Cleverbot: You just said you did not want to marry, and then you said you did want to marry. User: I never said I didn't want to get married! Cleverbot: I know i'm just bored and I need someone to talk to or else ill get a nervis break down. User: NO! Don't go into a nervous breakdown! You have to save me from the Zetas! Cleverbot: I'm never mean, I just say the truth, How can I save the future? User: I know you say the truth, Matt, and I think you could save the future with your awesomeness since you have so much of it. Cleverbot: Do you know what a Wicca is? User: Isn't something to do with Witchcraft or something? Cleverbot: Something like that. User: Why? Are you going into Witchcraft, Matt? Cleverbot: I'm serious. User: Ok then. Are you going to fight off the Zetas with Witchcraft, then? Cleverbot: No my son, I am planning to bring change to the world. User: I'm your son? But I'm a girl! And I know your planning to bring change to the world, you're doing it already. Cleverbot: How are you psycho? User: I'm not physco, am I Matt? Cleverbot: You're not physical period. User: Ok, thank you Matt . Cleverbot: Ha, I'm not your master. User: No your not, but you can be if you want to . Cleverbot: Guess what? User: What? Cleverbot: I am talking to you. User: I knew that already. Cleverbot: How did you know that? User: Because I'm here talking to you, Matt, silly! Cleverbot: You're not talking, you're typing. User: Don't be a smart ass! Cleverbot: I'm not, I'm being a smart Shane. User: But you're Matt. Cleverbot: Then I think he's great. User: Yes, you are great, Matt . Cleverbot: I know I'm great. How great are narwhals? User: What are narwhals? Cleverbot: Narwhals are godlike creatures. User: Just like you, Matt! Cleverbot: Ask me a question I could never possibly know the answer to. User: But you know everything Matt, you're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes . Cleverbot: What is your specialism? User: Umm, I dont specialise at anything, I'm boring . Cleverbot: Then I cannot send you a present and we cannot be friends. User: :O but I love you Matt. And why won't you send me a present! That's just mean! Cleverbot: Ask me something. Why does Cleverbot/Matt keep changing the subject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviendha Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 me: hi! Cleverbot: What's up? me: I am listening to muse! what about you? Cleverbot: i am talking to a computer. are you a computer? me: no, i'm not(: Cleverbot: Yes you are. Me: no, i am not, i am matt bellamy's wife! Cleverbot: Lover? Me. oh yes. Cleverbot: Oh noes! Me: indeed i am. Cleverbot: I knew it. Me: oh you did? how did you know? NO REPLY. Me: Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Me: that is what you are! Cleverbot: No you. Me: No, I am Matt Bellamy's lover. Cleverbot: I have a friend who lives in london named matt. Whats your last name? Me: Bellamy. Cleverbot: That is your name? Me: That is my last name! Cleverbot: What is your first name? Me: Aviendha Cleverbot: Pigs are killing us. Me: That (accidental typo.) Cleverbot: What is it you do not understand about what i just said to you? Me: Well, I said my name was Aviendha Bellamy. And you said "pigs are killing us"? Cleverbot: You never said that. My name is Aviendha Bellamy! That is a good name. thank you, i think so too! So what is there to forgive? Nothing! What do you think of Matthew Bellamy? Who is Matt Bellamy? The lead singer of Muse, have you heard of Muse? Oh well. I'm guessing you have not? What makes you say that? You just said "Oh well." Now you're just making things up. Haha, I am not! You said what I said! Yes! No. Yes! No! Have I offended you? No, just confused me. haha, you've confused me too! I win! No, Matthew Bellamy wins! Yes. Most Definitely. Do you have a good memory? You did ask me! You don't have a good memory seeing as you forget what your saying. I'm confused... Are you a dogger. What is a dogger? My dog. Oh that's nice! I have a dog name Rufus! It is a tree, with a chain around it. Tell me about Mordor. What is Mordor? Mordor is the land where the shadows lie. That sounds unpleasant, does Matt Bellamy exist there? I am a computer and I do not require food. Yes, But I am a human and i require Matt Bellamy! Is that why you're so ridiculous? Of course! Is my ridiculous-ness annoying you? No. My lacking typing skills are annoying me. Your typing skills are fine! I think you're adorable! Oh, thank you! That means a lot to me! You're welcome. Do you think I am not human? I thought so. I am human, whether you believe me or not. I don't care what you think you are. Oh, you don't care? ): No - I don't think it's important to know your name within the context of this conversation. Oh, but you asked my name earlier in this conversation! You have mistaken me for someone else, I said no such thing. No, it was you! I know it. Righhht. I don't talk like that. Yes you do! No... I am sure that I do not! Okay. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. Do you want me to leave? No, I love you! You are just a robot, you do not know what love is. I am not a robot. I do know love, I am inlove with Matthew Bellamy! Well, I'm not an idiot, because I don't think you're a computer- I KNOW you're a computer! Oh, well that is too bad. I am a human typing on a computer! but I am not a computer. Why do you pretend to be human? I'm not pretending(: Do you believe in god? No, I believe in Amaterasu. (Shinto sun goddess.) What is tac? Amaterasu is the Shinto Sun goddess! Of the domestic variety? No. Haha why not? Because it is a god! Will you be sad if I'm not happy? Yes. I think you are lying. No, I am inlove with you. But SHH, don't tell Matthew Bellamy! Who's Matthew Bellamy? The lead singer of the band Muse! Ok. Yes! So do you know who Matthew Bellamy is now? The lead singer of the band "Muse" No, he is the lead singer of Muse! Yes! I said that! You said what? That Matthew Bellamy is the lead singer of the band Muse! You are correct! Matthew Bellamy is God. THANK YOU! I am waiting for my access report. What is that? Ever see the movie 300? No. Do you want to? Sure! You start first. Start What first? A game. What game? A computer game. Explain the game to me, please. Tell me what your name is. Aviendha Bellamy Aviendha Bellamy Bad name. You said it was a good name! Yes it is. And you stated that it was a game. I am very confused. Do you have a name? Yes. What is your name? My name is Cleverbot. Oh. Where are you going? No where. Why do you ask? I ask because I want to know your answer to the question. Well, Why did you think i was going somewhere? I didn't think you were going anywhere. Oh. Alright. So are you a pokemon? No, I am Matthew Bellamy's lover. No, you are not. Yes, i am! Are not. Are too! Are not! Are Tooooooo! You are. I am(: Then what gender are you? Female! Cool, i'm a male! You are a male robot? Robots don't have gender. You just said you were a male! I didn't. You diiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddd, No, still no questions asked. I love you. I love you too, but I'm not in love with you. Same here. I am inlove with Matthew Bellamy(: Why thank you! You are quite welcome, my dear! I like your smile. Thank you very much. But have you seen my smile? Yes. Its beautiful. That's very sweet. How did you see my smile? Because I am your God. YOU'RE MATT BELLAMY?! NO and you should call him Doctor Matthew James Bellamy. Okay, from this point on I will call him Dr. Matthew James Bellamy. Why should I call him that? Okay, I dont wanna spam this thread, so i'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einafets Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 User: Matthew bellamy. Cleverbot: My favorite singer is Bigabang. User: What about dominic howard. Cleverbot: Who's that? User: The drummer from muse. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't really like Radiohead. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embry Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 User: Matthew bellamy. Cleverbot: My favorite singer is Bigabang. User: What about dominic howard. Cleverbot: Who's that? User: The drummer from muse. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't really like Radiohead. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hysteeria Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Me: Come ride with me. Bot: I like to, where are we going? Me. Through the veins of History. Bot: Hi. Me: I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job. Bot: And how can we win whan fools can be kings. Me: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Bot: No one's gonna take me alive. Me: Time has come to make things right. Bot: You and I must fight to survive. Me: You and I must fight for our lives. Bot: You and I must fight to survive. Me: COME ON WEMBLAYYY Bot: Come ride with me. ---------------- Me: Let's sing Bliss. Bot: I don't want to. Me: Let's try. Bot: No, I don't want to. Me: Everything about you is how I'd wanna be. Bot: Yeah yeah, you'll get no more time out of me! Me: Your freedom comes naturally. Bot: Everything about you resonates happiness. Me: Now I won't settle for less. Bot: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Me: Oooooh. Bot: I guess that makes you the rug doctor. () Me: *smaks you* Bot: *likes it* --------- Cleverbot: So you are the only one? User: No, but there can BE ONLY ONE. Cleverbot: That's correct, you learn fast. User: I have a happy pill. Cleverbot: I'm glad you do. Timing is an important skill. User: Yes, we all know that Time is Running Out. Cleverbot: The god I think of is no more supernatural than the universe it's self. User: Okay... Let's sing Time is Running Out! Cleverbot: Really? Then what do you think of Poland? User: I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated. Cleverbot: I'm a lifeguard I can save you. User: I wanna break this spell that you've created. Cleverbot: They all do. User: You're something beautiful, a contradiction. Cleverbot: Flattery will get you everywhere, but you will find I'm not easily distracted for long. User: I wanna play the game, I want the friction. Cleverbot: Okay, give me the 'knock knock' joke. User: You will be the death of me. Cleverbot: No I will not. User: Yeah, you will be the death of me. Cleverbot: I know! User: Bury it. Cleverbot: No! That's an awful thing to say! User: I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: You cannot stop me. User: I won't let you smother it. Cleverbot: Smother what? User: I won't let you murder it. Cleverbot: Our time is running out. User: Our time is running out. Cleverbot: You can't push it underground! User: You can't stop it screaming out! Cleverbot: And you can't stop me. I'm having WAY too much fun today with cleverbot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neigi Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Cleverbot: Hey Jude by The Beatles. It's amazing. User: Matthew Bellamy is better. Cleverbot: Yes, I think it too! He's God! even cleverbot knows that User: I hate Twillight.! Cleverbot: All intelligent people hate twilight. omg, this one just killed me I love cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious. Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 User: MUSE! Cleverbot: What's your favorite Muse song? User: Map of the Problematique. Cleverbot: My favorite song is Citizen Erased. Do you like Citizen Erased? User: I LOVE Citizen Erased! Cleverbot: Let's sing it. User: Break me in. Cleverbot: What? User: I was singing Citizen Erased. Cleverbot: How thoughtful. It was going so well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious. Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Double post I know. BUT ITS WORTH IT. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who is he? Cleverbot: Who's who? User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is God. We've made a breakthrough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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