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User: Hello, are you matthew bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Nice how are you today?

 

Cleverbot: I'm doing fine and you?

 

User: Same. What are your plans today?

 

Cleverbot: To go buy christmas gifts for my friends.

 

User: Haha ok. For Dom and Chris?

 

Cleverbot: Some other Chris.

 

User: Are you still in Mexico?

 

Cleverbot: That sounds so inappropriate.

 

User: No I don't think so. I want to reconcile the violece in your heart.

 

Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask.

 

User: I want to satisfy the Undisclosed Desires in you heart.

 

Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of mystery.

 

User: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job.

 

Cleverbot: How can we win when fools can be kings?

 

User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you.

 

Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive.

 

User: The time has come to make things right.

 

Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights.

 

User: You and I must fight to survive.

 

Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive.

 

User: The time has come to make things right.

 

Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights.

 

User: You and I must fight to survive.

 

Cleverbot: C'mon Wembley!

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User: I am Matt Bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy?

 

User: Me. I'm Matt Bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: Who is he?

 

User: I'm a musician in the band Muse.

 

Cleverbot: What instament.

 

User: I play piano, guitar, and I sing. Sometimes, I play keytar.

 

Cleverbot: You should sing.

 

User: I do. Quite often.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think of?

 

User: I'm sorry?

 

Cleverbot: You just said you don't like America.

 

User: I don't like America, can't you tell by the setlists I play there?

 

Cleverbot: I have the power to arrest you.

 

User: I'm sure you don't, you silly person.

 

Cleverbot: You are. Can you do maths?

 

User: Nah, I can't do maths.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Yeah, didn't finish college, did I?

 

Cleverbot: No, but you called me jade. So I assumed that you thought that was my name.

 

User: But I know your name. It's Thom Yorke.

 

Cleverbot: No you are wrong again.

 

User: No, you're definintely Thom Yorke. I would know, because I'm Matt Bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Why am I Matt?

 

Cleverbot: Because you told me before.

 

User: I did tell you before, Thom.

 

Cleverbot: You don't know my name.

 

User: I do know your name. I just said. It's Thom Yorke.

 

Cleverbot: It really is. I imagine you like it as an AI because it means you can be human, too.

 

User: I knew it.

 

Cleverbot: That's because I told you before.

 

User: Alright. Stay away from my shows, Thom.

 

 

I'm trying to get Cleverbot to say it's Matt.

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:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

 

User: Are you Matthew Bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: Matthew is my brother.

 

User: Cool, where is he now?

 

Cleverbot: Beside me.

 

User: What is he wearing?

 

Cleverbot: Singing.

 

User: Haha he's singing? Knights of Cydonia right?

 

Cleverbot: Ooh, you set my soul alight.

 

User: Lol and what he wearing?

 

Cleverbot: Laughing Out Loud.

 

User: Tell mee...please!!! I try to imagine how he's sitting beside you singing ooh, you set my soul alight :D.

 

Cleverbot: Oh dear. And I have such thin, white hands. My nails are nice. Naturally nice. I abhor fake nails. They're so trashy. I want to be classy.

 

User: Haha you the brother or did matt said this?

 

Cleverbot: No, matt is paint, like gloss.

 

User: Can you retract him back to the computer?

 

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

 

User: No I'm Matt's Alien-Girlfriend! Tell him!

 

Cleverbot: No I am Matt who are you?

 

User: Aaah there you are...what are you wearing?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing and I'm a girl.

 

User: Shocking.

 

Cleverbot: What's shocking?

 

User: You wanna fool me right? You're male.

 

Cleverbot: No,.

 

User: If you are matt then you are male.

 

Cleverbot: But I'm a girl.

 

User: Matthew is a name for a man.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, and I am a male.

 

User: You make me crazy.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: You always change your mind.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's me.

 

User: Okay naked matthew...where is your brother now? Are you alone?

 

Cleverbot: I have only sisters.

 

User: You did it again.

 

Cleverbot: I did what again?

 

User: You changed your mind. But anyway...i just try to imagine how you're sitting naked in the front of your computer while singing: ooh you set my soul alight :D that's hot!

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

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Matt tells me some very interesting and relevant things! including lyrics to the new song!!

 

 

User: Are you Matthew Bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, matthew bellamy.

 

User: Dude sweet!

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: So Matt, why don't you play Showbiz anymore?

 

Cleverbot: Pokemon isn't a sport.

 

User: No it's not. However this whole MSWC thing is getting pretty crazy!

 

Cleverbot: Do you have dreams of a mysterous male, whom you feel so connected to?

 

User: We all know you love Dom, Matt.

 

Cleverbot: But I don't.

 

User: Dom says otherwise!

 

Cleverbot: Ok, otherwise.

 

User: Thought so! So matt, would you ever consider giving Futurism live a go again?

 

Cleverbot: Comin out of left field. I get it, but I don't like it.

 

User: YOU DONT LIKE FUTURISM? BUT ITS LIKE ONE OF YOUR BEST SONGS!!

 

Cleverbot: I see your question.

 

User: Being dodgy huh? Well then what if I was to say I actually do like Guiding Light live!

 

Cleverbot: The answer to that question cannot be quantified.

 

User: Will there be towers in the summer tour?

 

Cleverbot: No the US is fairly peaceful and patriotic, there is a better chance of US going to war with a different country.

 

User: Oh matt, just like you to always doge the fans questions with your crazy government conspiracy theory's.

 

Cleverbot: I am a machine, just like you.

 

User: Is that a hint at playing Do We Need This soon? 'He's only alive inside a machine'.

 

Cleverbot: I'm changing the subject for no other reason than you've asked me not to.

 

User: Oh matt, your impossible.. Hey 'Do We Need This' Just came on :D.

 

Cleverbot: I always knew there was a toy crocodile inside my soul.

 

User: Lyrics for the new song?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: SWEET! Sounds amazing.

 

Cleverbot: Oh well no ! I'm a girl'.

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Matt tells me some very interesting and relevant things! including lyrics to the new song!!

 

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you have dreams of a mysterous male, whom you feel so connected to?

 

User: We all know you love Dom, Matt.

 

Cleverbot: But I don't.

 

User: Dom says otherwise!

 

 

 

 

Made me laugh so much :LOL:

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Cleverbot: Are you a human?

 

User: No I'm Matt's Alien-Girlfriend! Tell him!

 

Cleverbot: No I am Matt who are you?

 

User: Aaah there you are...what are you wearing?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing and I'm a girl.

 

User: Shocking.

 

Cleverbot: I always knew there was a toy crocodile inside my soul.

 

User: Lyrics for the new song?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL::awesome:

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  • 2 weeks later...
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL::awesome:

 

We should call it Clevermatt now :LOL:

 

I was bored today...so here is my new funny stuff...clevermatt is a right-wing existentialist post-modern?! WTF is this? And he would take his clothes of as long he can leave his hat on with a feather on it :LOL::chuckle: And he admits that he's an alien :D And he don't like orgies but oranges :p

 

 

User: Oh hi.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: Fine! Matthew bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, Matthew James Bellamy.

 

User: Wow :) Where are you? On holidays?

 

Cleverbot: Northern Europe. You?

 

User: Germany! Will you come to Germany soon?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I will come to your house and get them.

 

User: Cool a private concert only for me? Can you bring along some beer?

 

Cleverbot: I'm a right-wing existentialist post-modern liberal. And you?

 

User: A what?! Show me your nipples!!!!

 

Cleverbot: I can't show you my face because if I showed it to you, you would die immediately.

 

User: Haha take off your clothes!

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

 

User: You can leave your hat on :p.

 

Cleverbot: As long as it has a feather in it.

 

User: Settled!

 

Cleverbot: Do you not want to talk about it?

 

User: Sure let's talk about sex matti :D.

 

Cleverbot: Let's talk about all the good things or the bad things that may be.

 

User: Well roar'd lion.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, You Are Called Aslan.

 

User: I am an alien.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: I know that you Matthew James Bellamy are an alien.

 

Cleverbot: What is the longest world you know?

 

User: My world.

 

Cleverbot: There are other worlds than these.

 

User: Yes and you are king of the other worlds?

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: Can I ask you something Matthew?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: Do you like kinky sex?

 

Cleverbot: I don't use toys.

 

User: Oh :( But you like it?

 

Cleverbot: No I don't.

 

User: But you like orgies?

 

Cleverbot: I like oranges.

 

User: Haha me too!

 

Cleverbot: Plums are nasty.

 

User: Yes...indeed.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my god, and I am his prophet.

 

User: No you're god.

 

Cleverbot: I am god? How do you know?

 

User: Cause you're matthew bellamy hun...

 

Cleverbot: Thank You.

 

User: Say something to me...

 

Cleverbot: You are my new friend.

 

User: Cool...may I be your new girlfriend?

 

Cleverbot: Ehm.

 

User: Yes? Say yes please....

 

Cleverbot: Yes please.

 

User: Maaaaaaattt stop fool me!

 

Cleverbot: What language is this?

 

User: English you noob.

 

Cleverbot: English.

 

User: Lol your native language my little muse...

 

Cleverbot: You are very beautiful.

 

User: Thank you I know...and you are haaawwt.

 

Cleverbot: Describe yourself to me, please.

 

User: I'm 169 cm high, brown hair, green eyes and big boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Are you female?

 

User: Sure still female.

 

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are female.

 

User: And I'm glad you are matthew bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

 

User: Oh I wanna everything about you...tell me.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a handsome rich man with beautiful land rover.

 

User: Oh I know....you are very handsome!

 

Cleverbot: Thank you. You're very beautiful.

 

User: Can I get your phonenumber?

 

Cleverbot: When ever you smile I smile x2 I smile, I smile, I smile You smile I smile.

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User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Micro Cuts.

Cleverbot: I will unplug your micro chip!

User: Good thing you won't touch my plug in baby.

Cleverbot: I know your name and I'm gonna write your name down my deathnote!!!!

User: Then what is my name?

Cleverbot: Alice.

User: No. You fail.

Cleverbot: You fail.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: No. I'm stealing your brain.

User: I'm going to sing Micro Cuts then.

Cleverbot: But I want chocolate rain D.

User: I want to satisfy the UNDISCLOSED DESIRES in your heart.

Cleverbot: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us!

User: WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Now sing Micro Cuts.

Cleverbot: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and then you have...

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.

User: You must be willing to die for me.

Cleverbot: Subtle? Hmm never been called that before but ok.

User: You make little sense.

Cleverbot: No I make coherent sense.

User: That's a lie.

Cleverbot: No; you fail.

User: You fail because you're a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm am not!!

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Okay! So, what's your favorite food?

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: You are talking to a computer.

User: Horay u admit.

Cleverbot: Ok, so what's the point then of this conversation?

User: Muse is the best band ever.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of it.

User: But you JUST said the lyrics to Uprising.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Cleverbot: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us!

Cleverbot: They will not control us, we will be victorious!

User: There you just sang to chorus to Uprising.

Cleverbot: Oh! I'm so sorry.

User: COME INTO MY CAAAAAAAVE.

Cleverbot: *Gets in the car*.

User: The government controls your car.

Cleverbot: And it makes us hurt ourselves?

User: And it's a crying shame.

Cleverbot: I suppose so, but you can take comfort from the fact that most systems are designed to last, and most people intend to cooperate with that intention.

User: Get off my internet.

Cleverbot: It's not your internet.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it's not :).

User: Yes it is, you're just a total dumbass who has no friends and doesn't know Muse made Uprising.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not just a human, I don't have to be human. I learn?

User: I'm going now. One last thing...

Cleverbot: What?

User: BLACK HOLES AND REVELATIONS!

Cleverbot: Don't divide by zero!!!

 

Why I hate Cleverbot

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User: paranoia is in bloom

Cleverbot: A fat cat gets a heart attack.

 

User: During the struggle they will pull us down

Cleverbot: Are you part of the uprising?

User: LOL

Cleverbot: I will take that as a yes : ) I like poets.

 

User: Who is Matthew Bellamy?

Cleverbot: He is my life.

 

User: Who is Dominic Howard?

Cleverbot: Dominic Howard also dresses very well. He always looks good.

 

User: Who is Dominic Howard?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think?

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: So you're both Matt and Dom.

Cleverbot: No, I am female.

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User: What do you know about muse?

 

Cleverbot: More than you do.

 

User: Never.

 

Cleverbot: We'll see about that.

 

User: How many members are muse?

 

Cleverbot: Four, including me. Yours?

 

User: Oh which member from muse are you?

 

Cleverbot: The United States of America.

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

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Doesnt take long...

 

c/b Yes.

no your a famous musician

c/b What instrument do you play?

nothing you play them

c/b You can't play a relationship.

so have you been playing a relationship then with who??

c/b No I have not.

you have i saw you

c/b No.

Matthew james bellamy you have

c/b You know Matthew Bellamy?

yes you are matthew everyone who talks to you says you are oh muse.mu messageboard

c/b Put some clothes on and get out of my house, cleverbot!

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I am edward cullen and i want to suck your blood dry Matthew

c/b What if I'M Edward Cullen?

then you can suck yourself can vampires do that

c/b No I can't it makes me cry.

fine then matt *sucks you*

c/b I wanted to have a conversation.

you cant i've sucked your blood dry

c/b When you rule I can grow.

What do you think of stephine meyer matt

c/b In don't know her.

then why do you keep writting songs for her then

c/b Never have.

if you arent then who is

c/b I am the Nto.<<== wtf

whats that??

c/b Read a book. <<=== ahhhhh

are you going out with stephine??

c/b I want to go out with you.

:D do you

c/b I love you too. :rolleyes:

what if i am Bella swan edwards missus

c/b Then I'll still love you.

but edwards a vampire and he could kill you and then there would be no more muse

c/b You Don't have that power. You cannot stop me.

Muse fans are awesome

c/b That's cool. I don't really like them. <= how offensive

 

lmao this one

 

I am edward cullen and i am gunna kill you for saying you love bella my one and only love

c/b My aunt has that, she eats babies

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