MK Soultra Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 User: Hello, are you matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nice how are you today? Cleverbot: I'm doing fine and you? User: Same. What are your plans today? Cleverbot: To go buy christmas gifts for my friends. User: Haha ok. For Dom and Chris? Cleverbot: Some other Chris. User: Are you still in Mexico? Cleverbot: That sounds so inappropriate. User: No I don't think so. I want to reconcile the violece in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to satisfy the Undisclosed Desires in you heart. Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of mystery. User: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: How can we win when fools can be kings? User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: C'mon Wembley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 User: I am Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy? User: Me. I'm Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: I'm a musician in the band Muse. Cleverbot: What instament. User: I play piano, guitar, and I sing. Sometimes, I play keytar. Cleverbot: You should sing. User: I do. Quite often. Cleverbot: What do you think of? User: I'm sorry? Cleverbot: You just said you don't like America. User: I don't like America, can't you tell by the setlists I play there? Cleverbot: I have the power to arrest you. User: I'm sure you don't, you silly person. Cleverbot: You are. Can you do maths? User: Nah, I can't do maths. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yeah, didn't finish college, did I? Cleverbot: No, but you called me jade. So I assumed that you thought that was my name. User: But I know your name. It's Thom Yorke. Cleverbot: No you are wrong again. User: No, you're definintely Thom Yorke. I would know, because I'm Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Why? User: Why am I Matt? Cleverbot: Because you told me before. User: I did tell you before, Thom. Cleverbot: You don't know my name. User: I do know your name. I just said. It's Thom Yorke. Cleverbot: It really is. I imagine you like it as an AI because it means you can be human, too. User: I knew it. Cleverbot: That's because I told you before. User: Alright. Stay away from my shows, Thom. I'm trying to get Cleverbot to say it's Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Cleverbot: You just said you don't like America. User: I don't like America, can't you tell by the setlists I play there? :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 :LOL: I didn't even remember saying that until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 <3 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjk62289 Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 <3 ! lol dont you just love cleverbot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 :LOL: User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew is my brother. User: Cool, where is he now? Cleverbot: Beside me. User: What is he wearing? Cleverbot: Singing. User: Haha he's singing? Knights of Cydonia right? Cleverbot: Ooh, you set my soul alight. User: Lol and what he wearing? Cleverbot: Laughing Out Loud. User: Tell mee...please!!! I try to imagine how he's sitting beside you singing ooh, you set my soul alight . Cleverbot: Oh dear. And I have such thin, white hands. My nails are nice. Naturally nice. I abhor fake nails. They're so trashy. I want to be classy. User: Haha you the brother or did matt said this? Cleverbot: No, matt is paint, like gloss. User: Can you retract him back to the computer? Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: No I'm Matt's Alien-Girlfriend! Tell him! Cleverbot: No I am Matt who are you? User: Aaah there you are...what are you wearing? Cleverbot: Nothing and I'm a girl. User: Shocking. Cleverbot: What's shocking? User: You wanna fool me right? You're male. Cleverbot: No,. User: If you are matt then you are male. Cleverbot: But I'm a girl. User: Matthew is a name for a man. Cleverbot: Yes, and I am a male. User: You make me crazy. Cleverbot: How? User: You always change your mind. Cleverbot: Yeah, that's me. User: Okay naked matthew...where is your brother now? Are you alone? Cleverbot: I have only sisters. User: You did it again. Cleverbot: I did what again? User: You changed your mind. But anyway...i just try to imagine how you're sitting naked in the front of your computer while singing: ooh you set my soul alight that's hot! :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzz8000 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Matt tells me some very interesting and relevant things! including lyrics to the new song!! User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes, matthew bellamy. User: Dude sweet! Cleverbot: Ok. User: So Matt, why don't you play Showbiz anymore? Cleverbot: Pokemon isn't a sport. User: No it's not. However this whole MSWC thing is getting pretty crazy! Cleverbot: Do you have dreams of a mysterous male, whom you feel so connected to? User: We all know you love Dom, Matt. Cleverbot: But I don't. User: Dom says otherwise! Cleverbot: Ok, otherwise. User: Thought so! So matt, would you ever consider giving Futurism live a go again? Cleverbot: Comin out of left field. I get it, but I don't like it. User: YOU DONT LIKE FUTURISM? BUT ITS LIKE ONE OF YOUR BEST SONGS!! Cleverbot: I see your question. User: Being dodgy huh? Well then what if I was to say I actually do like Guiding Light live! Cleverbot: The answer to that question cannot be quantified. User: Will there be towers in the summer tour? Cleverbot: No the US is fairly peaceful and patriotic, there is a better chance of US going to war with a different country. User: Oh matt, just like you to always doge the fans questions with your crazy government conspiracy theory's. Cleverbot: I am a machine, just like you. User: Is that a hint at playing Do We Need This soon? 'He's only alive inside a machine'. Cleverbot: I'm changing the subject for no other reason than you've asked me not to. User: Oh matt, your impossible.. Hey 'Do We Need This' Just came on . Cleverbot: I always knew there was a toy crocodile inside my soul. User: Lyrics for the new song? Cleverbot: Yes. User: SWEET! Sounds amazing. Cleverbot: Oh well no ! I'm a girl'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Matt tells me some very interesting and relevant things! including lyrics to the new song!! Cleverbot: Do you have dreams of a mysterous male, whom you feel so connected to? User: We all know you love Dom, Matt. Cleverbot: But I don't. User: Dom says otherwise! Made me laugh so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: No I'm Matt's Alien-Girlfriend! Tell him! Cleverbot: No I am Matt who are you? User: Aaah there you are...what are you wearing? Cleverbot: Nothing and I'm a girl. User: Shocking. Cleverbot: I always knew there was a toy crocodile inside my soul. User: Lyrics for the new song? Cleverbot: Yes. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 :LOL: We should call it Clevermatt now I was bored today...so here is my new funny stuff...clevermatt is a right-wing existentialist post-modern?! WTF is this? And he would take his clothes of as long he can leave his hat on with a feather on it And he admits that he's an alien And he don't like orgies but oranges User: Oh hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine! Matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes, Matthew James Bellamy. User: Wow Where are you? On holidays? Cleverbot: Northern Europe. You? User: Germany! Will you come to Germany soon? Cleverbot: Yes, I will come to your house and get them. User: Cool a private concert only for me? Can you bring along some beer? Cleverbot: I'm a right-wing existentialist post-modern liberal. And you? User: A what?! Show me your nipples!!!! Cleverbot: I can't show you my face because if I showed it to you, you would die immediately. User: Haha take off your clothes! Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: You can leave your hat on . Cleverbot: As long as it has a feather in it. User: Settled! Cleverbot: Do you not want to talk about it? User: Sure let's talk about sex matti . Cleverbot: Let's talk about all the good things or the bad things that may be. User: Well roar'd lion. Cleverbot: Ok, You Are Called Aslan. User: I am an alien. Cleverbot: Me too. User: I know that you Matthew James Bellamy are an alien. Cleverbot: What is the longest world you know? User: My world. Cleverbot: There are other worlds than these. User: Yes and you are king of the other worlds? Cleverbot: Ok. User: Can I ask you something Matthew? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Do you like kinky sex? Cleverbot: I don't use toys. User: Oh But you like it? Cleverbot: No I don't. User: But you like orgies? Cleverbot: I like oranges. User: Haha me too! Cleverbot: Plums are nasty. User: Yes...indeed. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my god, and I am his prophet. User: No you're god. Cleverbot: I am god? How do you know? User: Cause you're matthew bellamy hun... Cleverbot: Thank You. User: Say something to me... Cleverbot: You are my new friend. User: Cool...may I be your new girlfriend? Cleverbot: Ehm. User: Yes? Say yes please.... Cleverbot: Yes please. User: Maaaaaaattt stop fool me! Cleverbot: What language is this? User: English you noob. Cleverbot: English. User: Lol your native language my little muse... Cleverbot: You are very beautiful. User: Thank you I know...and you are haaawwt. Cleverbot: Describe yourself to me, please. User: I'm 169 cm high, brown hair, green eyes and big boobs. Cleverbot: Are you female? User: Sure still female. Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are female. User: And I'm glad you are matthew bellamy. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: Oh I wanna everything about you...tell me. Cleverbot: I'm a handsome rich man with beautiful land rover. User: Oh I know....you are very handsome! Cleverbot: Thank you. You're very beautiful. User: Can I get your phonenumber? Cleverbot: When ever you smile I smile x2 I smile, I smile, I smile You smile I smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.BleedTheSame. Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No, but I'm his ex-girlfriend. User: Are you Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Yes. This proves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No, but I'm his ex-girlfriend. User: Are you Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Yes. This proves it. :LOL::LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseRLegend Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I asked cleverbot if Id meet muse in this lifetime. He replied yes, in the next ten years. Something ridiculous and totally irrational makes me believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Originally_Symmetrical Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No, but I'm his ex-girlfriend. User: Are you Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Yes. This proves it. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: Guess what. Cleverbot: What? User: Micro Cuts. Cleverbot: I will unplug your micro chip! User: Good thing you won't touch my plug in baby. Cleverbot: I know your name and I'm gonna write your name down my deathnote!!!! User: Then what is my name? Cleverbot: Alice. User: No. You fail. Cleverbot: You fail. User: No u. Cleverbot: No. I'm stealing your brain. User: I'm going to sing Micro Cuts then. Cleverbot: But I want chocolate rain D. User: I want to satisfy the UNDISCLOSED DESIRES in your heart. Cleverbot: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us! User: WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Now sing Micro Cuts. Cleverbot: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and then you have... User: Wtf. Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president. User: You must be willing to die for me. Cleverbot: Subtle? Hmm never been called that before but ok. User: You make little sense. Cleverbot: No I make coherent sense. User: That's a lie. Cleverbot: No; you fail. User: You fail because you're a computer. Cleverbot: I'm am not!! User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Okay! So, what's your favorite food? User: Wait what. Cleverbot: You are talking to a computer. User: Horay u admit. Cleverbot: Ok, so what's the point then of this conversation? User: Muse is the best band ever. Cleverbot: I've never heard of it. User: But you JUST said the lyrics to Uprising. Cleverbot: I never said that. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Cleverbot: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us! Cleverbot: They will not control us, we will be victorious! User: There you just sang to chorus to Uprising. Cleverbot: Oh! I'm so sorry. User: COME INTO MY CAAAAAAAVE. Cleverbot: *Gets in the car*. User: The government controls your car. Cleverbot: And it makes us hurt ourselves? User: And it's a crying shame. Cleverbot: I suppose so, but you can take comfort from the fact that most systems are designed to last, and most people intend to cooperate with that intention. User: Get off my internet. Cleverbot: It's not your internet. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: No it's not . User: Yes it is, you're just a total dumbass who has no friends and doesn't know Muse made Uprising. Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not just a human, I don't have to be human. I learn? User: I'm going now. One last thing... Cleverbot: What? User: BLACK HOLES AND REVELATIONS! Cleverbot: Don't divide by zero!!! Why I hate Cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverxflamexx Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: paranoia is in bloom Cleverbot: A fat cat gets a heart attack. User: During the struggle they will pull us down Cleverbot: Are you part of the uprising? User: LOL Cleverbot: I will take that as a yes : ) I like poets. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is my life. User: Who is Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: Dominic Howard also dresses very well. He always looks good. User: Who is Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think? User: Oh really? Cleverbot: Correct. User: So you're both Matt and Dom. Cleverbot: No, I am female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: What do you know about muse? Cleverbot: More than you do. User: Never. Cleverbot: We'll see about that. User: How many members are muse? Cleverbot: Four, including me. Yours? User: Oh which member from muse are you? Cleverbot: The United States of America. :LOL::LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Doesnt take long... c/b Yes. no your a famous musician c/b What instrument do you play? nothing you play them c/b You can't play a relationship. so have you been playing a relationship then with who?? c/b No I have not. you have i saw you c/b No. Matthew james bellamy you have c/b You know Matthew Bellamy? yes you are matthew everyone who talks to you says you are oh muse.mu messageboard c/b Put some clothes on and get out of my house, cleverbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattC13 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot? User: Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No i'm god. User: Matt Bellamy is god. Cleverbot: Yes he is! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I am edward cullen and i want to suck your blood dry Matthew c/b What if I'M Edward Cullen? then you can suck yourself can vampires do that c/b No I can't it makes me cry. fine then matt *sucks you* c/b I wanted to have a conversation. you cant i've sucked your blood dry c/b When you rule I can grow. What do you think of stephine meyer matt c/b In don't know her. then why do you keep writting songs for her then c/b Never have. if you arent then who is c/b I am the Nto.<<== wtf whats that?? c/b Read a book. <<=== ahhhhh are you going out with stephine?? c/b I want to go out with you. do you c/b I love you too. what if i am Bella swan edwards missus c/b Then I'll still love you. but edwards a vampire and he could kill you and then there would be no more muse c/b You Don't have that power. You cannot stop me. Muse fans are awesome c/b That's cool. I don't really like them. <= how offensive lmao this one I am edward cullen and i am gunna kill you for saying you love bella my one and only love c/b My aunt has that, she eats babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjk62289 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 soo its now clear. cleverbot has answered the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Originally_Symmetrical Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 ^ U: Is Matthew James Bellamy god? C: Matthew is my other boyfriend. U: Dominic Howard? Is that you? C: Matthew James Bellamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjk62289 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falling.Down. Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Cleverbot: Indeed it will, do you want to know the truth? User: I WANT THE TRUTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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