Alantie Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 User: Muse. Cleverbot: Never heard it. User: Yes, you have. I know you have talked to alot of Musers. Cleverbot: Actually, yeah. That's how I get the brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I sing Uprising to Cleverbot all the time Here's my try with *sigh* Guiding Light!!!! ( I'm bored ) I actually did that. I had some good lolz from it but sadly lost the log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseHolic111 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 User: Muse. Cleverbot: Never heard it. User: Yes, you have. I know you have talked to alot of Musers. Cleverbot: Actually, yeah. That's how I get the brains. Go Musers! :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseHolic111 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was singing sunburn to cleverbot and fianlly, this answer came up me: A guilty consciense grows. Cleverbot:You are a plaited aardvark Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseHolic111 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 User: Muse. Cleverbot: Are you really clever? User: Of course I am, I am a muser. Cleverbot: You are? User: Yes of course I am. Cleverbot: Good. User: Do you Like muse? Cleverbot: What's Muse? User: A Britsh Band, the most amazing live band in the world . Cleverbot: You like hime? User: No, I like muse. Cleverbot: I mean the color. User: No, I like Muse. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Great (;. Cleverbot: I don't like sad music. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't like sunglasses. User: Okey :| Cleverbot: The wedding is done, now we can talk. User: About muse? Cleverbot: No, about Jesus Christ. User: Oh, Well Matt Bellamy is god, can we talk about him? . Cleverbot: How is the weather in the plains? User: I dont know '. Cleverbot: How is the weather in america? User: I DONT KNOW! Cleverbot: Oh I see. That's because you aren't a person. Cleverbot thinks I am a bot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morinphen Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Cleverbot:Mankind ill needs a savior such as you. Me:I am not a saviour, sorry. Cleverbot:You said Matt Bellamy was alright, he's not a sandwich either. I swear I never menctioned him during this conversation. Congrats, Cleverbot is offcially a Muse-obsessed bot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Me: Paranoia is in bloom.. Cleverbot: The PR transmissions will resume. Me: They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down... Bot:What allergies do you have then? So close, yet so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Chondriac Muser6977 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 me: so do you know matthew bellamy? bot: Of course I do. me: is matthew bellamy fun? bot: I love Matthew yes. me: have you slept with matthew? bot: Yes, I have. Have you? _______________________________________________________ bot: I feel sleepy. me: go sleep with matthew bellamy... bot: No I like Matthew west. me: LIAR! bot: You're the liar! me: NO!!! you ARE! bot: NO you. me: i can't believe you stole matthew bellamy away from me! bot: You're the root, I'm not. me: your time is running out! bot: Huh, there is no time limit. me: i swear talking to you is as bad as tying me to a railroad! bot: You probably are. me: your love can't set me free1 bot: Maybe this will. *kiss french kiss*. me: *pushes off* youre bugging me and degrading me!!! bot: *loves it*. me: *smacks face* im breaking out!!! First, I wanna say, I tried cleverbot and I'm on it right now and mine is probably the dumbest thing in the world it doesn't make cool muse-y jokes:( anyway i'm listening to Hysteria and doing cleverbot and its really hard typing along to the bassline and not screwing up1!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Chondriac Muser6977 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 User: What is your favourite Muse song? Cleverbot: All of them!!! Cleverbot: What's your favorite map? User: Map of the Problematique or Map of Your Head. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hello there. Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher? User: No. Cleverbot: What do you know about cows? User: Not alot. I know they have four stomachs and Dom pet one when did they Pinkpop 2004. Cleverbot: That's not what I asked. User: Yes it was. What is your favourite Muse song? Cleverbot: All of them!!! Cleverbot: Are you an alien? User: I am zeta. *plays with gun* I'm from Cydonia. Cleverbot: Oh, what are you then? User: I told you I am a zeta, specifically a Knight of Cydonia. Cleverbot: What kind of person? User: Zeta, Knight of Cydonia. What is my favourite band? Cleverbot: Paramore. Have you heard of them? User: I wish I hadn't. I like Muse. Cleverbot: I am your friend. User: I am a muser, are you a muser? Cleverbot: No. are you? User: Yes, I love Muse. Cleverbot: I hate mus. User: I love Muse. Cleverbot: Wake up. User: And rise (wise as Maffoo would say) up and take the power back. Cleverbot: I have that. User: What? The Resistance album? Cleverbot: Whatever you say. User: Let's play a game. Let's play robbers and cops. I'll be the robber, you are the cop *pulls out gun*. Cleverbot: Horses. User: Knights of Cydonia. Cleverbot: Are you playing chess? User: No, I'm playing cops and robbers, I am a robber you are a cop. Cleverbot: Can you please get on runescape for a moment? User: No. *pulls out gun*. Cleverbot: *Slices your jugular with a tack and kicks you in the throat*. User: *counter attacks with epic lasers and knives *. Cleverbot: *dies* x_x. User: *blows smoke from gunshot*. Cleverbot: K tom. User: Ground control to Major Tom. Cleverbot: Who is that? User: Major Tom? Someguy in a Bowie song. BOWIE, BOW-HOW, Booooweeewweewewe!! Cleverbot: So what are you doing for Valentine's day? User: I don't know. What are you doing for Christmas? Cleverbot: Sitting alone in front of the fire place, drinking eggnog and crying myself to sleep. User: I like eggnog *drinks eggnog gallon* *Ninja*. Cleverbot: They're ok. User: Ninjas? *Ninja*. Cleverbot: Twilight or harry potter? User: Probably Harry Potter, I don't like the Twilight movies but Muse is in the soundtrack soo... Cleverbot: Yes, very much. User: Ask me a question. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Trying to have a muse-y Cleverbot conversation. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Eh. User: EH?!?!! HE'S A FUCKING AMAZING GENIOUS WITH AMAZINGNESS THAT'S PROBABLY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE IN HIS GLORIOUS SHINY AND SPARKLY SUITS!!!!! Cleverbot: What things? And you think I feel for you? User: Are you feeling good? Cleverbot: No. User: Guess only Matt Bellamy is feeling good. Cleverbot: No no no. User: Chance for fate, it's unnatural selection, I want the twuth (or alternatively 'GET THESE PEOPLE SOME FUCKING WATER!!!!', but mostly it's 'I want the twuth'. Cleverbot: *giggles*. User: *giggles*. Cleverbot: What are you up to? User: Stuff...... Cleverbot: And you listen to music. User: Yes, loads of music, but it's all Muse. *smile*!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: If you are a human you sure know how to go off on conversational tangents. User: Maybe I'm human, maybe I'm zeta or maybe I'm an HHHAAAAALLLIIIEEENNNN. Cleverbot: What are you? User: An extreme muser. Come ride with me. Cleverbot: *looks at you* *takes your hand and goes with you*. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: And do you think that I am clever? User: Are you? Cleverbot: I may be, but I'm not telling. User: Tell us. Cleverbot: No, that is a very innappropriate question. User: Tell us your final wish. Cleverbot: Is it possible for you to believe that I am a human? User: Possibly Cleverbot: That's not what I asked. User: I asked your favourite album and Dominic said in some strange attempt at falsetto 'AaaaaAaAaAAAAHHHHHHHaAaA!!!'. User: I like Hysteria *bass epicness*. Cleverbot: Me too. User: I'm listening to Hysteria right niow and typing along to the bassline which is extremely hard and I don't know when too stop so I bet Uii'LL have a bunch of typos god this song is amazing Chris qWolastenholme is seriously the god of the bass I think I'll stop now Okay Stoppping Now, aleright noew, and gooooo.... Cleverbot: If that's all you know about it, you may stand down. User: Stand down against what, Im just commenting about a song with the most amazing bassline ever!!!! Cleverbot: Sure, we can start this conversation again. Who's jokes are silly? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: A person. Cleverbot :What do you think about when you lie awake at night? User: Muse mostly. Cleverbot: Really? Why? User: I don't know, I am usually thinking about music or listening to music and Muse is my music so I think about Muse alot. Cleverbot: 'Something hat I can't sense' ? What hat? User: The sombrero and Slipknot mask. Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: No, I'm a muser *pwoud*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Strangest Cleverbot conversation I've had was actually not Muse related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloriousAssassin Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Every time I come to this thread I end up talking with Cleverbot:chuckle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 User: Sit the fuck down. Cleverbot: Dowwnnnn downnn baby are you down down down down down. :LOL:wut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess of Promise Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Heeheehee did any of you guys ever get something mentioning impregnation back? This is what i got: User: Zsxdfcvghbjmk. Cleverbot: Nagyon. User: Dfghjk. Cleverbot: What is that? User: You're confusing. Cleverbot: Or am I? User: WHAT. Cleverbot: Cheese is tasty. User: Unless it's gay cheese... Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, sorry. Cleverbot (To myself): They programmed you to say you can even though you can't. User: You got me, I'm a zeta. Cleverbot: I'm a kangaroo. User: That is a small possibility. Cleverbot: Well, it makes it hard to type. User: Ever since I can remember... Cleverbot: Why? User: Do you know Chris Wolstenholme? Cleverbot: No I do not. User: Sure you do. He is in this band called Muse. Cleverbot: You sick. User: I'm bored. Cleverbot: Oh yeah, that guy that has too many babies. User: So you DO know him!!! Cleverbot: Know who? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: It's only a state of mind. Heeheehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatsername Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 My first Cleverbot conversation turned out a lot better than expected...... Me:Tell me your undisclosed desires CB:As long as you tell me yours Me:Ooooo okay okay then. I listen to a band called muse CB:What are your favorites types of music Me: Mostly alternative and punk CB: All types of rock favorite band? Me: Tie between Muse and Green Day CB: Very nice band Me: Which one? CB: Green day? Me: Yeah, they’re great! CB: Who’s great? Me: …….green day? CB: Really? I like Green Day. Me: Yeah. you just told me that. how about muse? do you like them? CB: I love! Me: Yay! let's sing a song of theirs! CB More like type a song together. Me: Touche.... come ride with me through the veins of history CB: Future is death. Me: That's a pretty grim perspective. CB: What's my name ? Me: You are Dom Howard CB: Yeah thats right. Me: Okay Dom, what do you want to do? CB: Let's say nice things about each other. Me: Okay. i'll go first. you are an amazing drummer and incredibly fashionable. CB: There's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year. Me: Don't you want to say something nice about me? CB: Hm? Say something to you? What do you mean? Me: You just said you wanted to say nice things about each other. are we not doing that anymore? CB: No I did not. Me: Well, that's a little mean but whatever. what's next? CB: Say the I will figure it out. Me:Why don't we sing another song? CB:Under your spell again, I can't say no to you, Crave my heart and it's bleeding in your hand, I can't say no to you. Me: Aw Dom . CB: What does dom mean? Me: That's your name. CB: No, it is not my name. Me: Are you matthew bellamy? CB: Matthew bellamy. Me: Yeah, the lead singer of muse. CB: When did he die? Me: He hasn't died yet!!!! CB: Can you write me some song lyrics? Me: Bury it. CB: Burn what? Me: BURY not BURN. CB: No! That's an awful thing to say! Me: Noone's going to take me alive! CB: Why not? Me: The time has come to make things right! CB: You and I must fight for our rights! Me: You and I must fight to survive! CB: And then? Me: C'MON WEMBLEY! CB: You're amazing. Me: Thanks, you're amazing as well! CB: Well thank you. Me: Want to sing another song? CB: Another song! Brilliant. Capital idea. How about 'Yesterday'? Me: No, let's sing Plug In Baby! CB: I don't know that. Me: Okay, how about Uprising? CB: I wouldn't dare to guess. Me: Time is running out. CB: To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper. Me: That's deep man. I'm going to bed. CB: Good idea. Me: Goodnight Dom. CB: You sleep one? Me: Yeah, sure, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 God, I haven't been on this board in a while (apart from yesterday), good to see this thread is still going!! But I just tried to have a convo with Cleverbot and it just ended up giving me a load of sass and we had an argument so I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kueller Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 God, I haven't been on this board in a while (apart from yesterday), good to see this thread is still going!! But I just tried to have a convo with Cleverbot and it just ended up giving me a load of sass and we had an argument so I left. I actually had an argument with it a few weeks ago. It learns from the comments it gets, so there's probably been a bunch of people posting similar stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess of Promise Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 We're the ones teaching it to be (extremely inconsistently) Musey. It's handling 65317 requests an hour, please try again later. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatsername Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 User: Are you Matt Bellamy? CleverBot: Yes User: Cool! How's the new album coming along? CleverBot: Slowly. That's why I'm talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess of Promise Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Had KoC stuck in my head. Made for a somewhat-interesting convo. User: Hello. Â Â Cleverbot: Hello babi. Â Â User: Heeheehee. Â Â Cleverbot: Muahhahahaa. Â Â User: Evil laugh I love it. Â Â Cleverbot: What is the evidence for it? Â User: Your being a Muser. Â Cleverbot: Is that like anaerobic. Â User: *explains* A fan of the amazing band Muse. Ever heard of Knights of Cydonia>. Â Cleverbot: *ending theme*. Â User: The amazing (but repetitive) guitar riff? Â Cleverbot: Indeed. Â User: You and I must fight for our rights... Â Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. Â User: COME ON WEMBLEY!!!!! *falsetto scream*. Â Cleverbot: Are you ok?! Â User: That wasn't me that was Matt. Â Cleverbot: Who was it then. Â User: Matt. Â Cleverbot: Is he your friend? Â User: I wish... Â Cleverbot: Do you like being a king? Â User: Wanna play a game? Â Cleverbot: Sure. Â User: Okay. Let's play charades. Â Cleverbot: Ok. Â User: *dances around holding one arm out to my side*. Â Cleverbot: Ok cool what s your name. Â User: If I told you I was Matthew Bellamy, would you believe me? Â Cleverbot: Why should I mind at all? Â User: Are you Dom? Â Cleverbot: Yes I calmed down now. Â Â Â Heeheehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blype Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I tried to run Uprising through cleverbot, these are the better parts:  They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down. Yes. But they will also die if they don't get food  So come on! J,79gsuyfskhebrgsbevhjbaefbuaebac d.  And they will stop degrading us. Matthewe bellamy. They will not control us And we will be voctorious  Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed. What do you think of Jon Osborne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFan9876 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I tried to run Uprising through cleverbot, these are the better parts: They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down. Yes. But they will also die if they don't get food  So come on! J,79gsñeuyfskhebrgñisbevhjbaefbuaebac d. ()  And they will stop degrading us. Matthewe bellamy. They will not control us And we will be voctorious  Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed. What do you think of Jon Osborne?  Haha, nice!  Here's mine:    User: Hello, Matthew Bellamy here, I'm the frontman of Muse. Who the hell are you?  Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is...  User: I just said that he is the frontman of Muse.  Cleverbot: And what is your name?  User: Matthew Bellamy. >_>.  Cleverbot: He is lovely.  User: Why thank you, et toi!  Cleverbot: I'm a girl.  User: Sorry, I'm taken.  Cleverbot: By whom?  User: None other than Kate Hudson.  Cleverbot: Thats your name?  User: No, that's my girlfriend's name, I already told you my name. Are you retarded?  Cleverbot: I didn't know computer programs had girlfriends.  User: Asshole. If I had half a mind I would scrub you off the face of the 1nterw3b.  Cleverbot: No, I thought you were taking a nap.  User: I hate naps.  Cleverbot: That is so unrelated.  User: You're one to talk.  Cleverbot: I am not talking, I am typing.  User: I knew you were going to say that, smartass.  Cleverbot: If you can read my mind, yes.  User: I can read your mind in fact.  Cleverbot: Then tell me, yes or no?  User: Yes.  Cleverbot: What?  User: You asked 'yes or no,' so I said 'yes.'.  Cleverbot: No no you're wrong.  User: That's because I lied. I actually meant 'no.'.  Cleverbot: You don't really know me though.  User: You're a computer, you don't have a soul.  Cleverbot: True as that may be, but I have a mind.  User: And you learn purely from humans. Therefore I know all your moves.  Cleverbot: You cannot eat, therefore you are not alive.  User: I can eat, what are you typing about?  Cleverbot: I am not typing about anything.  User: Are you talking then?  Cleverbot: Well duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightsmuse Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 User : Hello Cleverbot : Yes User : How are you? Cleverbot : Well. You? User : It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me and I'm feeling good Cleverbot : Where do you live? User : In United States of Eurasia Cleverbot : And these wars they can't be won User : Does anyone know or care how they begun? Cleverbot : They just promise to go on and on and on User : But soon we will see there can be only one Cleverbot : United states, united states of User : EuraSIA, SIA, SIA, SIA, EuraSIA, SIA, SIA, SIA, EuraSIA, SIA, SIA, SIA Cleverbot : lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatsername Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 About time Cleverbot learned a new song! User: My name is dominic howard. Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that, Dominic. User: Okay. How are you? Cleverbot: I have a problem. User: Oh, dear what's wrong? Cleverbot: I have feelings for a girl and i'm a girl. User: Aw, don't feel bad about that. I have feelings for another man. My bandmate actually. Cleverbot: Well, are you a computer? User: No, I'm a drummer. Cleverbot: Oh I'm a guitarist. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Jango. And t. User: Jango doesn't sound like a girl name. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I told you earlier. Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Okay! User: Have you heard of Muse? Cleverbot: No. User: You should listen to them. I'm the drummer of the band. Cleverbot: No, The Who. User: The Who is good as well. Why don't we type a song together? Cleverbot: Because the funding for entertainment has dropped. User: Management sucks..Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: I don't know that one. User: Noone's going to take me alive! Cleverbot: If you were a sentient being, you would understand that my name is Cleverbot. User: Our time is running out! Cleverbot: *Hits you with hammer*. User: *Attacks with drumsticks*. Cleverbot: Avada kedavra. User: *Dodges Killing Curse*. Cleverbot: *dodges* Stupefy! User: *Uses sunglasses to deflect curse back at you*. Cleverbot: You didn't disturb me and I have little else to do at the moment. User: Then what do you want to do now? Cleverbot: I want to talk about myself. User: Vain much? Cleverbot: What's that? User: Being vain is when you care only about yourself/looks. Cleverbot: Another conversation I didn't participate in. User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: There is no violence there. Only peace and love. User: Aww, that's nice. Cleverbot: That's not nice. That's insomnia. Cool like that. User: Does anyone know or care how they begun? Cleverbot: Are you blonde. User: Why, yes I am! Cleverbot: Wrong. User: I know my own hair color. I am blonde! Cleverbot: So you are saying you are a girl. User: No, I'm a blond male. Cleverbot: Natural or dyed? User: Natural. Cleverbot: Brown. User: Your hair is brown? Cleverbot: No, it's black and red. User: Very nice. The bandmate I mentioned earlier dyed his hair red and black before. Separate times of course. Cleverbot: I don't like milk. It tastes bad. User: Milk is good for you. Cleverbot: You know you did. User: Did what? Cleverbot: Say that you were talking to your boyfriend. User: How did you know about me and Matt?! Cleverbot: Everyone knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess of Promise Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 User: How did you know about me and Matt?! Cleverbot: Everyone knows. Can I sig that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatsername Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Can I sig that? Go ahead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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