Hopix Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 yayness *tries it for myself* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemzaza Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 one: Â Â two: Â Â three: Â Â four: Â Â hahahahahahaha, fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mads97 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 XDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lott_ Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 First time ever on Cleverbot and this is what came of it: Me:They will not force us CB:They will stop degrading us. Me:They will not control us CB:And we will be victorious! So come on!! it's getting more and more smart O.o..... I'm really shocked User: Hi. How are you? Cleverbot: I'm well, how are you? User: I'm Feeling Good. Cleverbot: Thanks for asking, but I'm feelinggoodtoo. User: Birds flying high you know how I feel Sun in the sky you know how I feel Breeze driftin' on by you know how I feel. Cleverbot: I want to go outside now, even though it's storming. User: Feeling good is a song by Muse. Cleverbot: Do you feel good? User: When I hear that song, yes. Cleverbot: I looked out this morning and the sun was gone. User: She burns like the sun. And I can't look away. Cleverbot: But I still love you! User: Awww... That's sweet. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: No. Sorry I'm already in love with someone else. Cleverbot: Sure watevs. User: He's really cute. Cleverbot: But he is with hermione:(. User: Dominic Howard is with hermione???? Cleverbot: Muse. User: Yes he. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: He's the drummer from Muse. Cleverbot: He is a school teacher. User: No he's in a band called Muse. Cleverbot: No, he isn't. User: He isn't? Not anymore? Where is he then? Is he dead? You killed him didn't you? Cleverbot: No, I killed you. User: But I'm still alive? Cleverbot: No, he was killed. User: Dominic was Killed? Cleverbot: Matthew James Bellamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviatorAsphyxiation Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disturBEA Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 CREEPY PASTA. He thinks i'm Matt. He knows his love for poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtj39 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonam26 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 ... Cleverbot: I love Spiderman. But, yes, they are both very awesome. User: Spiderdom you mean? Cleverbot: Yes, that's what I meant. User: I do love Spiderdom too. What do you think is on Dom's faff bag? Cleverbot: 42. User: 42 what? Cleverbot: That's the code. User: The code of Dom's faff bag? Cleverbot: Do you think you can solve math problems? User: Does Matt like it when Dom moisturizes himself? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I knew it. Cleverbot: I'm glad you know. User: Is Dom infatuated with Matt? Cleverbot: YES! User: That's so obvious right? Cleverbot: I know. *hands you trueblood*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemzaza Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 matt bellamy. Do you love Matt Bellamy as much as I do?? No, I love him more than you do! Oh no you don't. You're right, only Dom Howard could love him more than anyone else. That's it. The wedding's off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawrsomesauce Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 User: No one's gonna take me alive Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. User: C'MON WEMBLEY! Cleverbot: *Epic riff* No one's gonna take me alive. IT'S A MUSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawrsomesauce Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 This shit gets better User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy is God. User: Yes he is. Cleverbot: Map of the problematique is a great song. User: What about MK Ultra? Cleverbot: I want it. User: Who doesn't? Cleverbot: You? User: I love MK Ultra, why wouldn't I want it?! Cleverbot: What do you want to know about my childhood? User: Who is Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Dom Howard is the other god! User: What about Chris Wolstenholme? Cleverbot: He's stupid isn't he? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Chris is the most fertile man in rock. Who is Chris? Cleverbot: That's another link. I am too stupid to understand. soorry. User: It's okay, do you like Muse? Cleverbot: God no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Erased_Citizen Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Hahahaha! I love this! Cleverbot: Muse is a good band. Me: Muse is my very favourite band. Cleverbot: What is your favourite food? Me: Muesli. Cleverbot: What is muesli? Me: What Muse eat. Cleverbot: Thats not very appropriate. Jesus is not going to be happy. Me: Jesus will be fine. Matt Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: Whoever told you matt bellamy is god is wrong. Jesus Christ is the Lord our God. Remember that, ok? Me: NO. Matt Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: That is sooo right. Me: Isn't he wonderful? Cleverbot: Yeah but now I don't get to see him anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krentu Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Me: Matt Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: Yes, he is, he kills chickens. That was a bit.. freaky . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micro Citizen Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 OK here's one Me: Hello Cleverbot: Hello there. Me: Are you feeling good? Cleverbot: Yes I'm drinking chocolate milk () Me: Sorry what? Cleverbot: Nevermind. What do you think my job is? Me: Are you the guitarist in Muse Bot: No. Me: Does your job have something to do with Muse? Bot: Well enough to pay the bills I have a low cost lifestyle. Me: Do you know about zetas? Bot: Yes do you? Me: Yeah Matt Bellamy Always goes on about them Bot: Should I marry Richard? Me: No you should marry Dom Howard Bot: I can't marry you Me: I'm not Dom Howard I'm a zeta filling the skies Bot: Sorry buddy I'm out Me: OK but tell me your final wish Bot: 154 Me: 154 is bad because it'll make you insane Bot: I am not insane Me: Wil the PR transmissions resume? Bot: What will the president agree with? Me: Feed the hex on the country you love Bot: Yes I believe I do Me: I don't love you and I never did Bot: Don't get defensive I'm just saying you have to have a reason to love someone Me: I'm going Bot: I'm going to cry Me: Sorry this is the last time I'll abandon you Bot: When did you the first time? Me: when I was young but I knew that I was aroused Bot: I'll never dance with another Me: What about the TIRO shuffle? Bot: The tiger is an anomly Me: This is getting boring now goodbye Bot: I agree. I'm off to find the wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micro Citizen Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I got a muser User: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: The transmissions will resume. User: They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down. Cleverbot: They will stop degrading us. User: So Come On! Cleverbot: Interchanging mind control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Me: Matt Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: Yes, he is, he kills chickens. That was a bit.. freaky . ROFL!!! :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micro Citizen Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Found another muser. Well sort of User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job. User: How can we win when fools can be kings? Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. User: No one's gonna take me alive. Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeman5872 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Found another muser. Well sort of User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job. User: How can we win when fools can be kings? Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. User: No one's gonna take me alive. Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: No. User: Come ride with me, through the veins of history. Cleverbot: How shall we travel in these so called veins? User: I'll show you how god, falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: How can we win when fools can be kings? User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our right. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: C'mon Wembley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissM Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Cleverbot: Okay. Next topic? Me: Muse? Cleverbot: Do you like the band Muse? Me: I love the band Muse. Cleverbot: Me too! I will be chasing your starlight. Ssshh, I think it's trying to hit on meh. and Me: Glaciers melting in the dead of night Cleverbot: Glaciers melt more often in sunlight. They tend to form moraines and kettles. Me: And the superstars sucked into the supermassive? Cleverbot: The ONE and ONLY superstar. Me: Who is the one and only superstar? Cleverbot: I want you now give me your heart and your soul. I was pretty impressed by the fact that it quoted a completely different song, however the logic of the conversation can be questioned. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris D B Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Me: A muse song Cleverbot: Yes, what is your favourite Muse song? Me: Uprising Cleverbot: She dosn't sing that Me: Matt Bellamy is male! Cleverbot: What is Matt Bellamy afraid of? It is not as smart as it seems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshoes Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 CleverBot is the Pope! I get stuff like... User: Fine. I love Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who doesn't, he's lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Me: Are you Matt Bellamy? Bot : Isn't that the guy from Muse? No, I'm not him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGlitterati Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Oh My Gods, these are epic! I think imma go and have a chat with this cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musebaby12 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 User: Its all in a map of your head. Cleverbot: But you don't have a head, Cleverbot. User: Yes I have a head- how else would I be communicating with you. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: ? Cleverbot: How old am I? User: 209. Cleverbot: That's old. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: Its old. Cleverbot: What's wrong with old things? User: Nothing- we're all getting old. Cleverbot: So how old are you then? User: 22. Cleverbot: You said me you are 18 years old. You're a bit confused. User: ? Cleverbot: Sure. User: When did I tell you I was 18? Cleverbot: Just before. User: No I didnt. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No I didnt. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Because I can read, unlike you. Cleverbot: No you can't. User: Yes I can. Cleverbot: Wrong. User: Right. Cleverbot: Wrong infinity. User: Right infinity times 1. Cleverbot: Show me. User: Look back you fool. Cleverbot: What record? User: The convo we're having- look back at it. Cleverbot: Not before you did. User: *facepalm. Cleverbot: *epic headdesk*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGlitterati Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 User: *facepalm. Cleverbot: *epic headdesk*. Now THAT is brilliant! I may take to saying...Epic HeadDisk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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