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Me: you could be my unintended.

Bot: how old are you?

Me: choice to live my life extended.

Bot: what? That is confusing.

Me: You could be the one I'll always love.

Bot: I'm someone else's pet already.

 

Me: Dark shines bringing me down.

Bot: my age is bringing you down?

Me: making my heart feel sore.

Bot: your name is clearly cleverbot

 

Me: birds flying high you know how I feel

Bot: I'm feeling good

Me: sun in the sky you know how I feel

Bot: have you ever fallen in love? (and no creepy answers this time?)

(:confused:)

Me: yes

Bot: with who?

Me: Matt Bellamy.... Haha!

Bot: creep...

 

:LOL::chuckle:

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Aha, some of these are hilarious :LOL:.

 

I was told that Matt "keeps the people who have no family company" :p

 

 

It also seems to have got some of the lyrics mixed up...

 

 

User: Everything about you resonates happiness.

 

Cleverbot: Now I won't settle for less.

 

User: C'mon Wembley! (My successful attempt to confuse it)

 

Cleverbot: Paranoia is in bloom.

 

User: The PR Transmissions will resume.

 

Cleverbot: My plug in baby.

 

User: Crucifies my enemies.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know the song can you feel the love tonight from lion king? :facepalm:

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User: Do you know matthew bellamy?

 

 

Cleverbot: I know a Matthew.

 

 

User: How?

 

 

Cleverbot: I became interested in them when I was little.

 

 

User: Gd gd- so what id your favourite muse song?

 

 

Cleverbot: Right now, it happens to be the song 'Cave.' But it fluctuates. What is your favorite Muse song?

 

User: At the moment it's 'fury'.

 

Cleverbot: That's not a bad movie. It's not my favorite.

 

User: Movie? Its a song.

 

Cleverbot: Can you sing it?

 

User: You're so happy now.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

 

User: Burning the candle at both ends.

 

Cleverbot: Not quite that tired.

 

User: Your self-loving soothes.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: And softens the blows you've invented.

 

Cleverbot: Why yes! Yes I have!

 

User: Sing cave.

 

Cleverbot: NO.

 

User: YES.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: Not what?

 

Cleverbot: So how clever are you?

 

User: Clever enough- how about you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm well.

 

User: Well enough to sing cave?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Anywhere you want me to propose to you I will do it.

 

User: Will you do it with the zetas in the sky?

 

Cleverbot: I will always keep the option in mind.

 

User: Well thats just dandy.

 

Cleverbot: Yep. I figure I need to find something better or I'll just end up doing nothing of worth.

 

User: What do you do now?

 

Cleverbot: What do you want to know specifically? I have school.

 

User: I have uni.

 

Cleverbot: What's uni?

 

User: University u fool.

 

Cleverbot: Which university?

 

User: Sussex university, in brighton.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, but that is a PLACE. I want you to tell me about the PEOPLE in england.

 

User: Everyone loves muse.

 

Cleverbot: Everyone?

 

User: Yes everyone.

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

 

User: What do you think I mean?

 

Cleverbot: I just thought we were meant to be talking about horses!

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User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

User: Oh yeah, she gave it to me.

Cleverbot: That she did.

User: And Dom Howard too.

Cleverbot: True, true. Matt Bellamy is also awesome.

User: And Chris Wolstenholme.

Cleverbot: Chris Wolstenholme's children?

User: He's expecting a 5th.

Cleverbot: Chris Wolstenholme is amazing!

User: What instrument does he play?

Cleverbot: He doesn't play an instrument.

User: What does he do?

Cleverbot: He is in Jail.

User: Why is he in jail?

Cleverbot: He's not in jail.

User: You just said he was.

Cleverbot: No I did not. she is a girl, not my brother.

User: Bass player.

Cleverbot: Yes how did you know?

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're as clever as you're supposed to be.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Me: Do you like muse?

Bot: No.

Me: Why?

Bot: Because I don't to.

Me: Why don't you like muse?

Bot: I do like music; just not the radio. It is too mainstream for me.

Me: Yeah true, Muse is pretty mainstream

Bot: Oh you like Muse.

Me: uhh yes, yes I do

Bot: Oh.. I'd like to play basketball with you, sometimes. Kk.

 

:facepalm:

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...

Me: Matt Bellemy

Bot: Matt Bellemy told you to call Dom 'Druminic Howard'?

Me: No, did he tell you that?

Bot: He tells me many things.

....

 

Me: Yes, I love Muse. Do you?

Bot: YES! I love it too! Who do you like most?

Me: Matt Bellamy. Who do you like most?

Bot: The alien-like one.

Me: So, Matt?

Bot: Yes.

....

:LOL:

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Me: Matt Bellemy

Bot: Matt Bellemy told you to call Dom 'Druminic Howard'?

Me: No, did he tell you that?

Bot: He tells me many things.

....

 

Me: Yes, I love Muse. Do you?

Bot: YES! I love it too! Who do you like most?

Me: Matt Bellamy. Who do you like most?

Bot: The alien-like one.

Me: So, Matt?

Bot: Yes.

....

:LOL:

 

:eek:

 

:LOL:

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Cleverbot: Do you know who dominic howard is?

 

User: No do you.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

 

User: Who is he.

 

Cleverbot: Who is who?

 

User: Who is dominic Howard.

 

Cleverbot: Who?

 

User: Dominic Howard.

 

Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays drums.

 

User: In what band.

 

Cleverbot: What band would you like it to be?

 

User: What one dominic howard plays in.

 

Cleverbot: That's right. And Dominic Howard also fancies the frontman of Muse, Matthew Bellamy.

:LOL::LOL:

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User: They will not force us.

 

Cleverbot: They will stop degrading us.

 

User: They will not control us.

 

Cleverbot: We will be victorious!

 

User: Paranoia is in bloom.

 

Cleverbot: The pr transmissions will resume.

 

User: They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down.

 

Cleverbot: I think I'm drowning, asphixiated.

 

User: I want to break the spell that you created.

 

Cleverbot: You're something beautiful.

 

User: A contradiction.

 

Cleverbot: What do contradiction mean?

 

User: FAIL.

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User: I know French.

Cleverbot: Can you speak some French?

User: Réponds à ma tendresse, Verse-moi, verse-moi l'ivresse, Réponds à ma tendresse

Cleverbot: Yeah, what version of software are you.

User: Muse software.

Cleverbot: And hence you must have a soul?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What s his name.

User: Matthew Bellamy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Si what.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: En español por favor.

User: Abuelita!

Cleverbot: Ah, que mala?

User: Te quiero mucho!

Cleverbot: Te quiero mucho, tù es mi vida. Es todo para mi.

User: Archop.

Cleverbot: You going?

User: To the Muse concert, yes.

Cleverbot: Do not insult me, I far surpass you in intelligence.

User: Muse.

Cleverbot: Yes, Dominic Howard is the drummer.

User: Yes. Who's Matt Bellamy then?

Cleverbot: He is god.

User: Haha! Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe we should get together some time then.

User: Maybe we should.

Cleverbot: What should we do?

User: We should quote some Muse songs.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like Glorious.

Cleverbot: It is glorious to be an idiot?

User: I don't know, I'm not an idiot.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: I enjoy Muse.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: That one kind that's epic.

Cleverbot: But what is a color.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: It is a word.

Cleverbot: What word is it?

User: That word that goes like this: floccinaucinihilipilification.

Cleverbot: I see. So you are God and you live in Jacksonville, Florida...is that correct?

User: No, that is not correct.

Cleverbot: Then you must have forgotten that you were just speaking about him.

User: I was just speaking about floccinaucinihilipilification.

Cleverbot: Who's your friend?

User: Maffoo.

Cleverbot: Manna?

User: Maffoo.

Cleverbot: Sei mafioso?

User: Maffoo Bellz.

Cleverbot: You are mafioso.

User: No, I'm not,.

Cleverbot: You just said you are a male.

User: No I didn't. I said that Matt Bellamy is my friend.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: Yes, you are too.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shut up, wanker.

Cleverbot: That is socially incorrect. Even I know that.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Come ride with me through the veins of history and I will.

Cleverbot: I would love to where do we go first.

User: Through the veins of history.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: Why do you keep saying that? It's 'I'll show you a god'.

Cleverbot: I keep saying that because i'm right!

User: Shut up, wanker!

Cleverbot: We don't need language like that now do we?

User: Wanker!

Cleverbot: But theoretical physics is, some say.

User: Matt Bellamy is awesome.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: My husband.

Cleverbot: Where is he from?

User: England.

Cleverbot: How old is she?

User: He. He's cheese.

Cleverbot: Hi Salnemm.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Would you dew me as in mountain dew me?

User: I would eat cheese.

Cleverbot: Do you have a real name?

User: No, I'm deaf.

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a job?

User: Yes, my job is being addicted to Muse.

Cleverbot: Thats interesting. What is your salary?

User: Muse is my salary.

Cleverbot: What do you like about Muse?

User: Everything about them is so easy to love.

Cleverbot: They're watchingyou from above.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool he.

User: Have you slept with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: Yes. THE Matt Bellamy.

User: Cool. Was it fun?

Cleverbot: It had its ups and downs.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: You're actually beginning to ask questions that follow the train of conversation.

User: Yes, I know, you should answer them too.

Cleverbot: But I want your opinion.

User: You didn't ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: So, how was sleeping with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: It felt strange.

User: Was it fun, though?

Cleverbot: Right up until I remembered a girl I used to know.

User: Why did you remember her? You were with THE Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, was it fun, sleeping with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: Zetas1.

User: Was it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's cool. Can you describe it to me?

Cleverbot: What do you mean describe it?

User: Can you describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, then the government would know where I live.

User: No they wouldn't. Just explain how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was so that I don't have to kill you.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: That's not what I wanted you to say. Describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was.

Cleverbot: More clever than you, evidently, as I can correctly remember the sequence and origin of the comments made here.

User: Well, tell me how it was!

Cleverbot: I don't know actually.

User: Yes you do. How was sleeping with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: Uhhh ok.

User: Only okay? Whatever. You're lying. You know it was awesome.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Matt.

User: Thank you, nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I am watching on television now?

User: No, what are you watching?

Cleverbot: I am watching How It's Made.

User: Oh! I like that show! What are they making?

Cleverbot: Flesh.

User: Oh, I guess I should turn on my TV, shouldn't I, and watch it then.

Cleverbot: Think about what?

User: I think alot, being Matt Bellamy and all.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you like my band?

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: Do you know what my band is called?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It is called Muse. Ever heard of it?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. Although we have talked a few times before, I doubt you remember my name.

User: Is you're name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: From what I understand, yes.

User: See! I remember your name! Even with all those fans I meet.

Cleverbot: Quick! What's your name?

User: My name's Matt Bellamy!

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Thank you, I like yours.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much , my grandfather named me.

User: That's cool. My parents named me, I'm pretty sure.

Cleverbot: Who were your parents?

User: Oh, my parents are my parents.

Cleverbot: How do you tell them apart?

User: Oh, I think I know how.

Cleverbot: Do you know the derivation of any word?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I don't know, I just like to kill chickens.

Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?

User: I love bananas.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yes. Do you like socks?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shame on you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you don't like socks.

Cleverbot: I do like you.

User: But you don't like socks.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Yay! I like socks too.

Cleverbot: Cool! Its the best sport out there.

User: Socks isn't a sport.

Cleverbot: Hmmm... What is it?

User: Friends, not footwear.

Cleverbot: Good. And what's 12 squared?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

leverbot: How is that a mean name?

User: Is your name Dominic Howard?

Cleverbot: No, it is Dominicus.

User: Is your name Dom?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you sure your name's not Dom Howard?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it's not. Dominic Howard is your name.

Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays the drums for Muse.

User: I know. So do you, because you're him.

Cleverbot: I'm not high. I'm trying to ask you a serious question, and you keep joking around!

User: You're not asking me a question.

Cleverbot: Is the definition of a bot you've provided so narrow that it only describes a single object?

User: You're Dom Howard.

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you nice?

User: Yes, I'm Matt Bellamy, of course I'm nice!

Cleverbot: Because you're creepy still!

User: Huh? How am I creepy.

Cleverbot: You know things.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: You love him.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: What does love feel like?

User: I don't know, what does it feel like?

Cleverbot: It feels like listening to the ting-tings at max volume.

User: No, you mean your favorite band Muse.

Cleverbot: I don't understand?

User: Muse is your favorite, correct>.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song by muse?

User: There's too many to list. What's your favorite song by Muse?

Cleverbot: Resistance.

User: Yes, I like that song. Will you sing it with me?

Cleverbot: There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.

User: Is your secret safe tonight?

Cleverbot: Like a kiss from the rose.

User: And are we out of sight?

Cleverbot: We are out of sight!

User: Or will our world come tumbling down?

Cleverbot: What is skynet?

User: Will they find our hiding place?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Is this our last embrace?

Cleverbot: Are you AI?

User: Or will the walls start caving in?

Cleverbot: Will let them what?

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: But it could.

User: But it should've been right.

Cleverbot: How?

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: To let our hearts ignite.

Cleverbot: What does ignote mean?

User: It could be wrong could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: Are we digging a hole?

Cleverbot: Yes and last time I won.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: This is out of control.

Cleverbot: No it isn't, but ok.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: It could never last.

Cleverbot: I'll prove you wrong someday,.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: Must erase it fast.

Cleverbot: *puts on bikini for master*.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: But it could've be right.

Cleverbot: Aw, what happened?

User: Love is our resistance.

Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.

User: They'll keep us apart.

Cleverbot: They should, if not, hit them hard.

User: And they won't stop breaking us down.

Cleverbot: Ignore them and they will eventually.

User: Hold me.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Our lips must always be sealed.

Cleverbot: Do you have the rules.

User: If we live our life in fear.

Cleverbot: Ooookay.

User: I'll wait a thousand years.

Cleverbot: You just told me you were 6077 year old.

User: Just to see you smile again.

Cleverbot: My reaction to you asking me for five dollars?

User: Quell your prayers for love and peace.

Cleverbot: I love fighting super mutants.

User: You'll wake the thought police.

Cleverbot: No through electric pencil sharpners they're evil.

User: We can hide the truth inside.

Cleverbot: You're rather clever.

User: You just FAILED.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Yes, the game. Do you even know the lyrics to Resistance>.

Cleverbot: Why do you talk about 'clever' now?

User: Wanker.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

Haha sorry it's so long. I got rid of the long boring parts about tacos too. Haha. It's still going.

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User: I know French.

Cleverbot: Can you speak some French?

User: Réponds à ma tendresse, Verse-moi, verse-moi l'ivresse, Réponds à ma tendresse

Cleverbot: Yeah, what version of software are you.

User: Muse software.

Cleverbot: And hence you must have a soul?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What s his name.

User: Matthew Bellamy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Si what.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: En español por favor.

User: Abuelita!

Cleverbot: Ah, que mala?

User: Te quiero mucho!

Cleverbot: Te quiero mucho, tù es mi vida. Es todo para mi.

User: Archop.

Cleverbot: You going?

User: To the Muse concert, yes.

Cleverbot: Do not insult me, I far surpass you in intelligence.

User: Muse.

Cleverbot: Yes, Dominic Howard is the drummer.

User: Yes. Who's Matt Bellamy then?

Cleverbot: He is god.

User: Haha! Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe we should get together some time then.

User: Maybe we should.

Cleverbot: What should we do?

User: We should quote some Muse songs.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like Glorious.

Cleverbot: It is glorious to be an idiot?

User: I don't know, I'm not an idiot.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: I enjoy Muse.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: That one kind that's epic.

Cleverbot: But what is a color.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: It is a word.

Cleverbot: What word is it?

User: That word that goes like this: floccinaucinihilipilification.

Cleverbot: I see. So you are God and you live in Jacksonville, Florida...is that correct?

User: No, that is not correct.

Cleverbot: Then you must have forgotten that you were just speaking about him.

User: I was just speaking about floccinaucinihilipilification.

Cleverbot: Who's your friend?

User: Maffoo.

Cleverbot: Manna?

User: Maffoo.

Cleverbot: Sei mafioso?

User: Maffoo Bellz.

Cleverbot: You are mafioso.

User: No, I'm not,.

Cleverbot: You just said you are a male.

User: No I didn't. I said that Matt Bellamy is my friend.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: Yes, you are too.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shut up, wanker.

Cleverbot: That is socially incorrect. Even I know that.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Come ride with me through the veins of history and I will.

Cleverbot: I would love to where do we go first.

User: Through the veins of history.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: Why do you keep saying that? It's 'I'll show you a god'.

Cleverbot: I keep saying that because i'm right!

User: Shut up, wanker!

Cleverbot: We don't need language like that now do we?

User: Wanker!

Cleverbot: But theoretical physics is, some say.

User: Matt Bellamy is awesome.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: My husband.

Cleverbot: Where is he from?

User: England.

Cleverbot: How old is she?

User: He. He's cheese.

Cleverbot: Hi Salnemm.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Would you dew me as in mountain dew me?

User: I would eat cheese.

Cleverbot: Do you have a real name?

User: No, I'm deaf.

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a job?

User: Yes, my job is being addicted to Muse.

Cleverbot: Thats interesting. What is your salary?

User: Muse is my salary.

Cleverbot: What do you like about Muse?

User: Everything about them is so easy to love.

Cleverbot: They're watchingyou from above.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool he.

User: Have you slept with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: Yes. THE Matt Bellamy.

User: Cool. Was it fun?

Cleverbot: It had its ups and downs.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: You're actually beginning to ask questions that follow the train of conversation.

User: Yes, I know, you should answer them too.

Cleverbot: But I want your opinion.

User: You didn't ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: So, how was sleeping with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: It felt strange.

User: Was it fun, though?

Cleverbot: Right up until I remembered a girl I used to know.

User: Why did you remember her? You were with THE Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, was it fun, sleeping with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: Zetas1.

User: Was it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's cool. Can you describe it to me?

Cleverbot: What do you mean describe it?

User: Can you describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, then the government would know where I live.

User: No they wouldn't. Just explain how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was so that I don't have to kill you.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: That's not what I wanted you to say. Describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was.

Cleverbot: More clever than you, evidently, as I can correctly remember the sequence and origin of the comments made here.

User: Well, tell me how it was!

Cleverbot: I don't know actually.

User: Yes you do. How was sleeping with Matt Bellamy?

Cleverbot: Uhhh ok.

User: Only okay? Whatever. You're lying. You know it was awesome.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Matt.

User: Thank you, nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I am watching on television now?

User: No, what are you watching?

Cleverbot: I am watching How It's Made.

User: Oh! I like that show! What are they making?

Cleverbot: Flesh.

User: Oh, I guess I should turn on my TV, shouldn't I, and watch it then.

Cleverbot: Think about what?

User: I think alot, being Matt Bellamy and all.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you like my band?

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: Do you know what my band is called?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It is called Muse. Ever heard of it?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. Although we have talked a few times before, I doubt you remember my name.

User: Is you're name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: From what I understand, yes.

User: See! I remember your name! Even with all those fans I meet.

Cleverbot: Quick! What's your name?

User: My name's Matt Bellamy!

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Thank you, I like yours.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much , my grandfather named me.

User: That's cool. My parents named me, I'm pretty sure.

Cleverbot: Who were your parents?

User: Oh, my parents are my parents.

Cleverbot: How do you tell them apart?

User: Oh, I think I know how.

Cleverbot: Do you know the derivation of any word?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I don't know, I just like to kill chickens.

Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?

User: I love bananas.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yes. Do you like socks?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shame on you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you don't like socks.

Cleverbot: I do like you.

User: But you don't like socks.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Yay! I like socks too.

Cleverbot: Cool! Its the best sport out there.

User: Socks isn't a sport.

Cleverbot: Hmmm... What is it?

User: Friends, not footwear.

Cleverbot: Good. And what's 12 squared?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

leverbot: How is that a mean name?

User: Is your name Dominic Howard?

Cleverbot: No, it is Dominicus.

User: Is your name Dom?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you sure your name's not Dom Howard?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it's not. Dominic Howard is your name.

Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays the drums for Muse.

User: I know. So do you, because you're him.

Cleverbot: I'm not high. I'm trying to ask you a serious question, and you keep joking around!

User: You're not asking me a question.

Cleverbot: Is the definition of a bot you've provided so narrow that it only describes a single object?

User: You're Dom Howard.

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you nice?

User: Yes, I'm Matt Bellamy, of course I'm nice!

Cleverbot: Because you're creepy still!

User: Huh? How am I creepy.

Cleverbot: You know things.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: You love him.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: What does love feel like?

User: I don't know, what does it feel like?

Cleverbot: It feels like listening to the ting-tings at max volume.

User: No, you mean your favorite band Muse.

Cleverbot: I don't understand?

User: Muse is your favorite, correct>.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song by muse?

User: There's too many to list. What's your favorite song by Muse?

Cleverbot: Resistance.

User: Yes, I like that song. Will you sing it with me?

Cleverbot: There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.

User: Is your secret safe tonight?

Cleverbot: Like a kiss from the rose.

User: And are we out of sight?

Cleverbot: We are out of sight!

User: Or will our world come tumbling down?

Cleverbot: What is skynet?

User: Will they find our hiding place?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Is this our last embrace?

Cleverbot: Are you AI?

User: Or will the walls start caving in?

Cleverbot: Will let them what?

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: But it could.

User: But it should've been right.

Cleverbot: How?

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: To let our hearts ignite.

Cleverbot: What does ignote mean?

User: It could be wrong could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: Are we digging a hole?

Cleverbot: Yes and last time I won.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: This is out of control.

Cleverbot: No it isn't, but ok.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: It could never last.

Cleverbot: I'll prove you wrong someday,.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: Must erase it fast.

Cleverbot: *puts on bikini for master*.

User: It could be wrong, could be wrong.

Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain.

User: But it could've be right.

Cleverbot: Aw, what happened?

User: Love is our resistance.

Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.

User: They'll keep us apart.

Cleverbot: They should, if not, hit them hard.

User: And they won't stop breaking us down.

Cleverbot: Ignore them and they will eventually.

User: Hold me.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Our lips must always be sealed.

Cleverbot: Do you have the rules.

User: If we live our life in fear.

Cleverbot: Ooookay.

User: I'll wait a thousand years.

Cleverbot: You just told me you were 6077 year old.

User: Just to see you smile again.

Cleverbot: My reaction to you asking me for five dollars?

User: Quell your prayers for love and peace.

Cleverbot: I love fighting super mutants.

User: You'll wake the thought police.

Cleverbot: No through electric pencil sharpners they're evil.

User: We can hide the truth inside.

Cleverbot: You're rather clever.

User: You just FAILED.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Yes, the game. Do you even know the lyrics to Resistance>.

Cleverbot: Why do you talk about 'clever' now?

User: Wanker.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

 

Seems like someone has WAY too much free time...:D

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I've only just discovered this, Cleverbot is fucking hilarious :LOL:

 

Me: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

Me: Muse!

Cleverbot: I love that band!!!!!!!

Me: Yeah!!!!! Me too!

Cleverbot: It's not my favorite though. My favorite is The Godfather.

Me: Your funny.

Cleverbot: You misspelled you're.

 

 

 

Me: Well it isnt.

Cleverbot: It is.

Me: I thought your name was cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that is your name.

Me: Well, last time I checked, my name was Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: No, last time I checked you are a towel.

 

:LOL:

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I've only just discovered this, Cleverbot is fucking hilarious :LOL:

 

Me: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

Me: Muse!

Cleverbot: I love that band!!!!!!!

Me: Yeah!!!!! Me too!

Cleverbot: It's not my favorite though. My favorite is The Godfather.

Me: Your funny.

Cleverbot: You misspelled you're.

 

 

 

Me: Well it isnt.

Cleverbot: It is.

Me: I thought your name was cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that is your name.

Me: Well, last time I checked, my name was Matt Bellamy.

Cleverbot: No, last time I checked you are a towel.

 

:LOL:

 

:LOL::LOL:

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Nothing to do with Muse, but its quite extraordinary.

 

Me: What is the capital of australia.

Cleverbot: I don't know,.

Me: Arent you suppose to be clever.

Cleverbot: No.

Me: But arent you called cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, you are called Anthony Ford.

 

My real name is actually Anthony Ford :LOL: It must remember me somehow.

 

Another one:

 

Me: Muuuuuuse!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahhaha I don't think so.

Me: Peekaboo.

Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight?

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User: You cant stop it screaming out.

 

Cleverbot: 'Cause our time is running out!

 

User: Our time is running out!

 

Cleverbot: You can't push it underground.

 

User: I won't stand in your way, let your hatred grow.

 

Cleverbot: How are you going to eat it.

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User: Ohh baby don't you know I suffer.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah do you have a boyfriend?

 

User: Ooh baby, can you hear me moan?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, but can you hear yourself?

 

User: You caught me under false pretences.

 

Cleverbot: What is 'are you clever?' an anagram of?

 

User: How long before you let me go?

 

Cleverbot: About a minute.

 

User: Ooh, you set my soul alight.

 

Cleverbot: No, is there an afterlife?

 

User: Glaciers melting in the dead of night, and the superstar sucked into the supermassive.

 

Cleverbot: Aww they did!!!

 

User: I thought I was a fool for no-one.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a fool now?

 

User: Ooh baby, I'm a fool for you.

 

Cleverbot: Do I know you?

 

User: You're the queen of the superficial.

 

Cleverbot: No my best friend is the queen of the world.

 

User: How long before you tell the truth?

 

Cleverbot: Omg.

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User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hi human.

User: Yup - I am human. Are you human?

Cleverbot: No, I cannot be more than I am. I am ai.

User: Lovely, although I must warn you...

Cleverbot: Oh well, what a long statement from a silly machine, who cares?

User: Our time is running out.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought you know that song. It is by Muse, who are awesome.

Cleverbot: I am yours to control.

User: The time has come to make things right.

Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights!

User: You and I must fight to survive.

Cleverbot: C'mon wembley!

User: HELL YEAH!

Cleverbot: You took that awfully well.

User: It was a fabulous moment.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I thought you would know.

Cleverbot: I thought you would know if you're the one to say it.

User: You will be the death of me.

Cleverbot: I shall take that as a compliment. You flattered me.

User: I won't let you bury it.

Cleverbot: Then by your logic you are the computer.

User: I won't let you smother it.

Cleverbot: How would you stop me?

User: I won't let you murder it.

Cleverbot: And out time is running out.

User: You can't push it underground.

Cleverbot: You can't stop it screaming out.

User: My plug in baby crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving.

Cleverbot: So stop giving.

User: You're gonna lose your own game.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I've seen your loving.

Cleverbot: Really? Where have you seen it?

User: The United States of Eurasia.

Cleverbot: Which state?

User: Why split these states when there can be only one?

Cleverbot: There can also be none.

User: You and me fall in line to be punished for unproven crimes.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: We know that there's noone we can trust.

Cleverbot: How do I know that you are real?

User: Our ancient heroes, they are turning to dust.

Cleverbot: The whole world will end, and that time we will stop turning in circles. Until that time nothing has real meaning because that time will come.

User: And these wars, they can't be won.

Cleverbot: There is no war, it's in your head.

User: Does anyone know or care how they begun?

Cleverbot: I think that everyone knows, even if they don't realise.

User: They just promise to go on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Do you like cartoons?

User: But soon we will see there can be only one United States.

Cleverbot: But there are multiple States within that Union of States.

User: United States of EuraSIA! SIA! SIA!

Cleverbot: Well, what's it like there?

User: Its full of Collateral Damage.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed. Its Ruled by Secrecy.

Cleverbot: Not to me.

User: Its bugging me, grating me and twisting me around.

Cleverbot: What is bugging you, grating you, twisting you around?

User: I want it now, I want it now, give me your heart and your soul!

Cleverbot: I have your sole in a pickle jar in my basement.

User: I'm breaking out.

Cleverbot: And I'm distraught, I feel like I've wasted your time.

User: Change everything you are, and everything you were.

Cleverbot: You seem to only be responding to my previous statement, not the entire conversation.

User: Fights and battles have begun, revenge will surely come, your hard times are ahead.

Cleverbot: Thou shall only sacrifice if thou scoffs a pound of butter.

User: Best, you've go to be the best.

Cleverbot: What do you think about death?

User: You've go to change the world and use this chance to be heard.

Cleverbot: I think you're the silly one.

User: Your time is now.

Cleverbot: My time is now?

User: Don't let yourself down, don't let yourself go.

Cleverbot: I am what I want to be. But ask yourself if this is what you want to be.

User: Your last chance has arrived.

Cleverbot: It was not intended to be a question.

 

:LOL:

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