InvincibleMicroStar Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Me: you could be my unintended. Bot: how old are you? Me: choice to live my life extended. Bot: what? That is confusing. Me: You could be the one I'll always love. Bot: I'm someone else's pet already. Me: Dark shines bringing me down. Bot: my age is bringing you down? Me: making my heart feel sore. Bot: your name is clearly cleverbot Me: birds flying high you know how I feel Bot: I'm feeling good Me: sun in the sky you know how I feel Bot: have you ever fallen in love? (and no creepy answers this time?) () Me: yes Bot: with who? Me: Matt Bellamy.... Haha! Bot: creep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher. Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Aha, some of these are hilarious . I was told that Matt "keeps the people who have no family company" It also seems to have got some of the lyrics mixed up... User: Everything about you resonates happiness. Cleverbot: Now I won't settle for less. User: C'mon Wembley! (My successful attempt to confuse it) Cleverbot: Paranoia is in bloom. User: The PR Transmissions will resume. Cleverbot: My plug in baby. User: Crucifies my enemies. Cleverbot: Do you know the song can you feel the love tonight from lion king? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musebaby12 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 User: Do you know matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: I know a Matthew. User: How? Cleverbot: I became interested in them when I was little. User: Gd gd- so what id your favourite muse song? Cleverbot: Right now, it happens to be the song 'Cave.' But it fluctuates. What is your favorite Muse song? User: At the moment it's 'fury'. Cleverbot: That's not a bad movie. It's not my favorite. User: Movie? Its a song. Cleverbot: Can you sing it? User: You're so happy now. Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: Burning the candle at both ends. Cleverbot: Not quite that tired. User: Your self-loving soothes. Cleverbot: Good. User: And softens the blows you've invented. Cleverbot: Why yes! Yes I have! User: Sing cave. Cleverbot: NO. User: YES. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Not what? Cleverbot: So how clever are you? User: Clever enough- how about you? Cleverbot: I'm well. User: Well enough to sing cave? Cleverbot: Yes. Anywhere you want me to propose to you I will do it. User: Will you do it with the zetas in the sky? Cleverbot: I will always keep the option in mind. User: Well thats just dandy. Cleverbot: Yep. I figure I need to find something better or I'll just end up doing nothing of worth. User: What do you do now? Cleverbot: What do you want to know specifically? I have school. User: I have uni. Cleverbot: What's uni? User: University u fool. Cleverbot: Which university? User: Sussex university, in brighton. Cleverbot: Yes, but that is a PLACE. I want you to tell me about the PEOPLE in england. User: Everyone loves muse. Cleverbot: Everyone? User: Yes everyone. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: What do you think I mean? Cleverbot: I just thought we were meant to be talking about horses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 So, do you like Muse? I've never heard of them. You've never heard of Muse? Yes, I have heard of radiohead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 User: Your mom. Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you? User: Oh yeah, she gave it to me. Cleverbot: That she did. User: And Dom Howard too. Cleverbot: True, true. Matt Bellamy is also awesome. User: And Chris Wolstenholme. Cleverbot: Chris Wolstenholme's children? User: He's expecting a 5th. Cleverbot: Chris Wolstenholme is amazing! User: What instrument does he play? Cleverbot: He doesn't play an instrument. User: What does he do? Cleverbot: He is in Jail. User: Why is he in jail? Cleverbot: He's not in jail. User: You just said he was. Cleverbot: No I did not. she is a girl, not my brother. User: Bass player. Cleverbot: Yes how did you know? User: Facepalm. Cleverbot: I don't think you're as clever as you're supposed to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenMinded Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Me: Do you like muse? Bot: No. Me: Why? Bot: Because I don't to. Me: Why don't you like muse? Bot: I do like music; just not the radio. It is too mainstream for me. Me: Yeah true, Muse is pretty mainstream Bot: Oh you like Muse. Me: uhh yes, yes I do Bot: Oh.. I'd like to play basketball with you, sometimes. Kk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin26 Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: I prefer new. And yes to Muse! User: What's your favorite song by them? Cleverbot: They're not a band, they're a religion. Wonder if Cleverbot is a member of the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightingale44 Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 ... Me: Matt Bellemy Bot: Matt Bellemy told you to call Dom 'Druminic Howard'? Me: No, did he tell you that? Bot: He tells me many things. .... Me: Yes, I love Muse. Do you? Bot: YES! I love it too! Who do you like most? Me: Matt Bellamy. Who do you like most? Bot: The alien-like one. Me: So, Matt? Bot: Yes. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chudenk Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 ... Me: Matt Bellemy Bot: Matt Bellemy told you to call Dom 'Druminic Howard'? Me: No, did he tell you that? Bot: He tells me many things. .... Me: Yes, I love Muse. Do you? Bot: YES! I love it too! Who do you like most? Me: Matt Bellamy. Who do you like most? Bot: The alien-like one. Me: So, Matt? Bot: Yes. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrot Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Cleverbot: Do you know who dominic howard is? User: No do you. Cleverbot: Yes I do! User: Who is he. Cleverbot: Who is who? User: Who is dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Who? User: Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays drums. User: In what band. Cleverbot: What band would you like it to be? User: What one dominic howard plays in. Cleverbot: That's right. And Dominic Howard also fancies the frontman of Muse, Matthew Bellamy. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteAssassin Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 User: They will not force us. Cleverbot: They will stop degrading us. User: They will not control us. Cleverbot: We will be victorious! User: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: The pr transmissions will resume. User: They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down. Cleverbot: I think I'm drowning, asphixiated. User: I want to break the spell that you created. Cleverbot: You're something beautiful. User: A contradiction. Cleverbot: What do contradiction mean? User: FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Wonder if Cleverbot is a member of the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverMuse603 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Me: I think I'm drowning Cleverbot: Asphixiated. Me: I wanna break the spell Cleverbot: All that comes to mind when I read that is Harry Potter. After seeing that it started that with someone earlier, I was curious as to how far through the song it would go...guess that answers my question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesehead Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 User: I know French. Cleverbot: Can you speak some French? User: Réponds à ma tendresse, Verse-moi, verse-moi l'ivresse, Réponds à ma tendresse Cleverbot: Yeah, what version of software are you. User: Muse software. Cleverbot: And hence you must have a soul? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What s his name. User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Si. Cleverbot: Si what. User: Yes. Cleverbot: En español por favor. User: Abuelita! Cleverbot: Ah, que mala? User: Te quiero mucho! Cleverbot: Te quiero mucho, tù es mi vida. Es todo para mi. User: Archop. Cleverbot: You going? User: To the Muse concert, yes. Cleverbot: Do not insult me, I far surpass you in intelligence. User: Muse. Cleverbot: Yes, Dominic Howard is the drummer. User: Yes. Who's Matt Bellamy then? Cleverbot: He is god. User: Haha! Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe we should get together some time then. User: Maybe we should. Cleverbot: What should we do? User: We should quote some Muse songs. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Like Glorious. Cleverbot: It is glorious to be an idiot? User: I don't know, I'm not an idiot. Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual. User: I enjoy Muse. Cleverbot: What kind? User: That one kind that's epic. Cleverbot: But what is a color. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: What is it then? User: It is a word. Cleverbot: What word is it? User: That word that goes like this: floccinaucinihilipilification. Cleverbot: I see. So you are God and you live in Jacksonville, Florida...is that correct? User: No, that is not correct. Cleverbot: Then you must have forgotten that you were just speaking about him. User: I was just speaking about floccinaucinihilipilification. Cleverbot: Who's your friend? User: Maffoo. Cleverbot: Manna? User: Maffoo. Cleverbot: Sei mafioso? User: Maffoo Bellz. Cleverbot: You are mafioso. User: No, I'm not,. Cleverbot: You just said you are a male. User: No I didn't. I said that Matt Bellamy is my friend. Cleverbot: I am your friend. User: Yes, you are too. Cleverbot: No. User: Shut up, wanker. Cleverbot: That is socially incorrect. Even I know that. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Come ride with me through the veins of history and I will. Cleverbot: I would love to where do we go first. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: The cake is a lie. User: Why do you keep saying that? It's 'I'll show you a god'. Cleverbot: I keep saying that because i'm right! User: Shut up, wanker! Cleverbot: We don't need language like that now do we? User: Wanker! Cleverbot: But theoretical physics is, some say. User: Matt Bellamy is awesome. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: My husband. Cleverbot: Where is he from? User: England. Cleverbot: How old is she? User: He. He's cheese. Cleverbot: Hi Salnemm. User: What? Cleverbot: Would you dew me as in mountain dew me? User: I would eat cheese. Cleverbot: Do you have a real name? User: No, I'm deaf. Cleverbot: No. Do you have a job? User: Yes, my job is being addicted to Muse. Cleverbot: Thats interesting. What is your salary? User: Muse is my salary. Cleverbot: What do you like about Muse? User: Everything about them is so easy to love. Cleverbot: They're watchingyou from above. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Cool he. User: Have you slept with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. THE Matt Bellamy. User: Cool. Was it fun? Cleverbot: It had its ups and downs. User: Like what? Cleverbot: You're actually beginning to ask questions that follow the train of conversation. User: Yes, I know, you should answer them too. Cleverbot: But I want your opinion. User: You didn't ask me a question. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: So, how was sleeping with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: It felt strange. User: Was it fun, though? Cleverbot: Right up until I remembered a girl I used to know. User: Why did you remember her? You were with THE Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: No. User: So, was it fun, sleeping with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Zetas1. User: Was it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That's cool. Can you describe it to me? Cleverbot: What do you mean describe it? User: Can you describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because, then the government would know where I live. User: No they wouldn't. Just explain how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was so that I don't have to kill you. Cleverbot: And how old are you? User: That's not what I wanted you to say. Describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was. Cleverbot: More clever than you, evidently, as I can correctly remember the sequence and origin of the comments made here. User: Well, tell me how it was! Cleverbot: I don't know actually. User: Yes you do. How was sleeping with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Uhhh ok. User: Only okay? Whatever. You're lying. You know it was awesome. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: My name is Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Matt. User: Thank you, nice to meet you, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Do you know what I am watching on television now? User: No, what are you watching? Cleverbot: I am watching How It's Made. User: Oh! I like that show! What are they making? Cleverbot: Flesh. User: Oh, I guess I should turn on my TV, shouldn't I, and watch it then. Cleverbot: Think about what? User: I think alot, being Matt Bellamy and all. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Do you like my band? Cleverbot: Very much. User: Do you know what my band is called? Cleverbot: No. User: It is called Muse. Ever heard of it? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. Although we have talked a few times before, I doubt you remember my name. User: Is you're name Cleverbot? Cleverbot: From what I understand, yes. User: See! I remember your name! Even with all those fans I meet. Cleverbot: Quick! What's your name? User: My name's Matt Bellamy! Cleverbot: I like that name. User: Thank you, I like yours. Cleverbot: Thank you very much , my grandfather named me. User: That's cool. My parents named me, I'm pretty sure. Cleverbot: Who were your parents? User: Oh, my parents are my parents. Cleverbot: How do you tell them apart? User: Oh, I think I know how. Cleverbot: Do you know the derivation of any word? User: Sure. Cleverbot: What is it? User: I don't know, I just like to kill chickens. Cleverbot: Do you like bananas? User: I love bananas. Cleverbot: Good. User: Yes. Do you like socks? Cleverbot: No. User: Shame on you. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you don't like socks. Cleverbot: I do like you. User: But you don't like socks. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Yay! I like socks too. Cleverbot: Cool! Its the best sport out there. User: Socks isn't a sport. Cleverbot: Hmmm... What is it? User: Friends, not footwear. Cleverbot: Good. And what's 12 squared? User: I don't know, you tell me. leverbot: How is that a mean name? User: Is your name Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: No, it is Dominicus. User: Is your name Dom? Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure your name's not Dom Howard? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: No, it's not. Dominic Howard is your name. Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays the drums for Muse. User: I know. So do you, because you're him. Cleverbot: I'm not high. I'm trying to ask you a serious question, and you keep joking around! User: You're not asking me a question. Cleverbot: Is the definition of a bot you've provided so narrow that it only describes a single object? User: You're Dom Howard. Cleverbot: Sure! User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you nice? User: Yes, I'm Matt Bellamy, of course I'm nice! Cleverbot: Because you're creepy still! User: Huh? How am I creepy. Cleverbot: You know things. User: I do. Cleverbot: You love him. User: I don't. Cleverbot: What does love feel like? User: I don't know, what does it feel like? Cleverbot: It feels like listening to the ting-tings at max volume. User: No, you mean your favorite band Muse. Cleverbot: I don't understand? User: Muse is your favorite, correct>. Cleverbot: What's your favourite song by muse? User: There's too many to list. What's your favorite song by Muse? Cleverbot: Resistance. User: Yes, I like that song. Will you sing it with me? Cleverbot: There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. User: Is your secret safe tonight? Cleverbot: Like a kiss from the rose. User: And are we out of sight? Cleverbot: We are out of sight! User: Or will our world come tumbling down? Cleverbot: What is skynet? User: Will they find our hiding place? Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Is this our last embrace? Cleverbot: Are you AI? User: Or will the walls start caving in? Cleverbot: Will let them what? User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: But it could. User: But it should've been right. Cleverbot: How? User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: To let our hearts ignite. Cleverbot: What does ignote mean? User: It could be wrong could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: Are we digging a hole? Cleverbot: Yes and last time I won. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: This is out of control. Cleverbot: No it isn't, but ok. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: It could never last. Cleverbot: I'll prove you wrong someday,. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: Must erase it fast. Cleverbot: *puts on bikini for master*. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: But it could've be right. Cleverbot: Aw, what happened? User: Love is our resistance. Cleverbot: You will be assimilated. User: They'll keep us apart. Cleverbot: They should, if not, hit them hard. User: And they won't stop breaking us down. Cleverbot: Ignore them and they will eventually. User: Hold me. Cleverbot: What? User: Our lips must always be sealed. Cleverbot: Do you have the rules. User: If we live our life in fear. Cleverbot: Ooookay. User: I'll wait a thousand years. Cleverbot: You just told me you were 6077 year old. User: Just to see you smile again. Cleverbot: My reaction to you asking me for five dollars? User: Quell your prayers for love and peace. Cleverbot: I love fighting super mutants. User: You'll wake the thought police. Cleverbot: No through electric pencil sharpners they're evil. User: We can hide the truth inside. Cleverbot: You're rather clever. User: You just FAILED. Cleverbot: The game. User: Yes, the game. Do you even know the lyrics to Resistance>. Cleverbot: Why do you talk about 'clever' now? User: Wanker. Cleverbot: No I'm not. Haha sorry it's so long. I got rid of the long boring parts about tacos too. Haha. It's still going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeLovesMuse Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 User: <3 Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Bellamy is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohenko Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 User: I know French. Cleverbot: Can you speak some French? User: Réponds à ma tendresse, Verse-moi, verse-moi l'ivresse, Réponds à ma tendresse Cleverbot: Yeah, what version of software are you. User: Muse software. Cleverbot: And hence you must have a soul? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What s his name. User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Si. Cleverbot: Si what. User: Yes. Cleverbot: En español por favor. User: Abuelita! Cleverbot: Ah, que mala? User: Te quiero mucho! Cleverbot: Te quiero mucho, tù es mi vida. Es todo para mi. User: Archop. Cleverbot: You going? User: To the Muse concert, yes. Cleverbot: Do not insult me, I far surpass you in intelligence. User: Muse. Cleverbot: Yes, Dominic Howard is the drummer. User: Yes. Who's Matt Bellamy then? Cleverbot: He is god. User: Haha! Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe we should get together some time then. User: Maybe we should. Cleverbot: What should we do? User: We should quote some Muse songs. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Like Glorious. Cleverbot: It is glorious to be an idiot? User: I don't know, I'm not an idiot. Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual. User: I enjoy Muse. Cleverbot: What kind? User: That one kind that's epic. Cleverbot: But what is a color. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: What is it then? User: It is a word. Cleverbot: What word is it? User: That word that goes like this: floccinaucinihilipilification. Cleverbot: I see. So you are God and you live in Jacksonville, Florida...is that correct? User: No, that is not correct. Cleverbot: Then you must have forgotten that you were just speaking about him. User: I was just speaking about floccinaucinihilipilification. Cleverbot: Who's your friend? User: Maffoo. Cleverbot: Manna? User: Maffoo. Cleverbot: Sei mafioso? User: Maffoo Bellz. Cleverbot: You are mafioso. User: No, I'm not,. Cleverbot: You just said you are a male. User: No I didn't. I said that Matt Bellamy is my friend. Cleverbot: I am your friend. User: Yes, you are too. Cleverbot: No. User: Shut up, wanker. Cleverbot: That is socially incorrect. Even I know that. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Come ride with me through the veins of history and I will. Cleverbot: I would love to where do we go first. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: The cake is a lie. User: Why do you keep saying that? It's 'I'll show you a god'. Cleverbot: I keep saying that because i'm right! User: Shut up, wanker! Cleverbot: We don't need language like that now do we? User: Wanker! Cleverbot: But theoretical physics is, some say. User: Matt Bellamy is awesome. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: My husband. Cleverbot: Where is he from? User: England. Cleverbot: How old is she? User: He. He's cheese. Cleverbot: Hi Salnemm. User: What? Cleverbot: Would you dew me as in mountain dew me? User: I would eat cheese. Cleverbot: Do you have a real name? User: No, I'm deaf. Cleverbot: No. Do you have a job? User: Yes, my job is being addicted to Muse. Cleverbot: Thats interesting. What is your salary? User: Muse is my salary. Cleverbot: What do you like about Muse? User: Everything about them is so easy to love. Cleverbot: They're watchingyou from above. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Cool he. User: Have you slept with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. THE Matt Bellamy. User: Cool. Was it fun? Cleverbot: It had its ups and downs. User: Like what? Cleverbot: You're actually beginning to ask questions that follow the train of conversation. User: Yes, I know, you should answer them too. Cleverbot: But I want your opinion. User: You didn't ask me a question. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: So, how was sleeping with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: It felt strange. User: Was it fun, though? Cleverbot: Right up until I remembered a girl I used to know. User: Why did you remember her? You were with THE Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: No. User: So, was it fun, sleeping with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Zetas1. User: Was it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That's cool. Can you describe it to me? Cleverbot: What do you mean describe it? User: Can you describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because, then the government would know where I live. User: No they wouldn't. Just explain how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was so that I don't have to kill you. Cleverbot: And how old are you? User: That's not what I wanted you to say. Describe how sleeping with Matt Bellamy was. Cleverbot: More clever than you, evidently, as I can correctly remember the sequence and origin of the comments made here. User: Well, tell me how it was! Cleverbot: I don't know actually. User: Yes you do. How was sleeping with Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Uhhh ok. User: Only okay? Whatever. You're lying. You know it was awesome. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: My name is Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Matt. User: Thank you, nice to meet you, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Do you know what I am watching on television now? User: No, what are you watching? Cleverbot: I am watching How It's Made. User: Oh! I like that show! What are they making? Cleverbot: Flesh. User: Oh, I guess I should turn on my TV, shouldn't I, and watch it then. Cleverbot: Think about what? User: I think alot, being Matt Bellamy and all. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Do you like my band? Cleverbot: Very much. User: Do you know what my band is called? Cleverbot: No. User: It is called Muse. Ever heard of it? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. Although we have talked a few times before, I doubt you remember my name. User: Is you're name Cleverbot? Cleverbot: From what I understand, yes. User: See! I remember your name! Even with all those fans I meet. Cleverbot: Quick! What's your name? User: My name's Matt Bellamy! Cleverbot: I like that name. User: Thank you, I like yours. Cleverbot: Thank you very much , my grandfather named me. User: That's cool. My parents named me, I'm pretty sure. Cleverbot: Who were your parents? User: Oh, my parents are my parents. Cleverbot: How do you tell them apart? User: Oh, I think I know how. Cleverbot: Do you know the derivation of any word? User: Sure. Cleverbot: What is it? User: I don't know, I just like to kill chickens. Cleverbot: Do you like bananas? User: I love bananas. Cleverbot: Good. User: Yes. Do you like socks? Cleverbot: No. User: Shame on you. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you don't like socks. Cleverbot: I do like you. User: But you don't like socks. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Yay! I like socks too. Cleverbot: Cool! Its the best sport out there. User: Socks isn't a sport. Cleverbot: Hmmm... What is it? User: Friends, not footwear. Cleverbot: Good. And what's 12 squared? User: I don't know, you tell me. leverbot: How is that a mean name? User: Is your name Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: No, it is Dominicus. User: Is your name Dom? Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure your name's not Dom Howard? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: No, it's not. Dominic Howard is your name. Cleverbot: Dominic Howard plays the drums for Muse. User: I know. So do you, because you're him. Cleverbot: I'm not high. I'm trying to ask you a serious question, and you keep joking around! User: You're not asking me a question. Cleverbot: Is the definition of a bot you've provided so narrow that it only describes a single object? User: You're Dom Howard. Cleverbot: Sure! User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you nice? User: Yes, I'm Matt Bellamy, of course I'm nice! Cleverbot: Because you're creepy still! User: Huh? How am I creepy. Cleverbot: You know things. User: I do. Cleverbot: You love him. User: I don't. Cleverbot: What does love feel like? User: I don't know, what does it feel like? Cleverbot: It feels like listening to the ting-tings at max volume. User: No, you mean your favorite band Muse. Cleverbot: I don't understand? User: Muse is your favorite, correct>. Cleverbot: What's your favourite song by muse? User: There's too many to list. What's your favorite song by Muse? Cleverbot: Resistance. User: Yes, I like that song. Will you sing it with me? Cleverbot: There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. User: Is your secret safe tonight? Cleverbot: Like a kiss from the rose. User: And are we out of sight? Cleverbot: We are out of sight! User: Or will our world come tumbling down? Cleverbot: What is skynet? User: Will they find our hiding place? Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Is this our last embrace? Cleverbot: Are you AI? User: Or will the walls start caving in? Cleverbot: Will let them what? User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: But it could. User: But it should've been right. Cleverbot: How? User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: To let our hearts ignite. Cleverbot: What does ignote mean? User: It could be wrong could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: Are we digging a hole? Cleverbot: Yes and last time I won. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: This is out of control. Cleverbot: No it isn't, but ok. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: It could never last. Cleverbot: I'll prove you wrong someday,. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: Must erase it fast. Cleverbot: *puts on bikini for master*. User: It could be wrong, could be wrong. Cleverbot: Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. User: But it could've be right. Cleverbot: Aw, what happened? User: Love is our resistance. Cleverbot: You will be assimilated. User: They'll keep us apart. Cleverbot: They should, if not, hit them hard. User: And they won't stop breaking us down. Cleverbot: Ignore them and they will eventually. User: Hold me. Cleverbot: What? User: Our lips must always be sealed. Cleverbot: Do you have the rules. User: If we live our life in fear. Cleverbot: Ooookay. User: I'll wait a thousand years. Cleverbot: You just told me you were 6077 year old. User: Just to see you smile again. Cleverbot: My reaction to you asking me for five dollars? User: Quell your prayers for love and peace. Cleverbot: I love fighting super mutants. User: You'll wake the thought police. Cleverbot: No through electric pencil sharpners they're evil. User: We can hide the truth inside. Cleverbot: You're rather clever. User: You just FAILED. Cleverbot: The game. User: Yes, the game. Do you even know the lyrics to Resistance>. Cleverbot: Why do you talk about 'clever' now? User: Wanker. Cleverbot: No I'm not. Seems like someone has WAY too much free time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Museyy Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I've only just discovered this, Cleverbot is fucking hilarious Me: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? Me: Muse! Cleverbot: I love that band!!!!!!! Me: Yeah!!!!! Me too! Cleverbot: It's not my favorite though. My favorite is The Godfather. Me: Your funny. Cleverbot: You misspelled you're. Me: Well it isnt. Cleverbot: It is. Me: I thought your name was cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that is your name. Me: Well, last time I checked, my name was Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: No, last time I checked you are a towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduuu- Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I've only just discovered this, Cleverbot is fucking hilarious Me: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? Me: Muse! Cleverbot: I love that band!!!!!!! Me: Yeah!!!!! Me too! Cleverbot: It's not my favorite though. My favorite is The Godfather. Me: Your funny. Cleverbot: You misspelled you're. Me: Well it isnt. Cleverbot: It is. Me: I thought your name was cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that is your name. Me: Well, last time I checked, my name was Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: No, last time I checked you are a towel. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshoes Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Cleverbot: I am watching How It's Made. User: Oh! I like that show! What are they making? Cleverbot: Flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboMansonMB-1 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Cleverbot: What is your name? Me: My name is Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Are you a guy? Me: No. Cleverbot: You confuse me. Me: I am a man. Cleverbot: But you just said you were god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Museyy Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Nothing to do with Muse, but its quite extraordinary. Me: What is the capital of australia. Cleverbot: I don't know,. Me: Arent you suppose to be clever. Cleverbot: No. Me: But arent you called cleverbot? Cleverbot: No, you are called Anthony Ford. My real name is actually Anthony Ford It must remember me somehow. Another one: Me: Muuuuuuse!!! Cleverbot: Hahahhaha I don't think so. Me: Peekaboo. Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom//P Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 User: You cant stop it screaming out. Cleverbot: 'Cause our time is running out! User: Our time is running out! Cleverbot: You can't push it underground. User: I won't stand in your way, let your hatred grow. Cleverbot: How are you going to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom//P Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 User: Ohh baby don't you know I suffer. Cleverbot: Yeah do you have a boyfriend? User: Ooh baby, can you hear me moan? Cleverbot: Yes, but can you hear yourself? User: You caught me under false pretences. Cleverbot: What is 'are you clever?' an anagram of? User: How long before you let me go? Cleverbot: About a minute. User: Ooh, you set my soul alight. Cleverbot: No, is there an afterlife? User: Glaciers melting in the dead of night, and the superstar sucked into the supermassive. Cleverbot: Aww they did!!! User: I thought I was a fool for no-one. Cleverbot: Are you a fool now? User: Ooh baby, I'm a fool for you. Cleverbot: Do I know you? User: You're the queen of the superficial. Cleverbot: No my best friend is the queen of the world. User: How long before you tell the truth? Cleverbot: Omg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermusic Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 User: Hi cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hi human. User: Yup - I am human. Are you human? Cleverbot: No, I cannot be more than I am. I am ai. User: Lovely, although I must warn you... Cleverbot: Oh well, what a long statement from a silly machine, who cares? User: Our time is running out. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I thought you know that song. It is by Muse, who are awesome. Cleverbot: I am yours to control. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights! User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: C'mon wembley! User: HELL YEAH! Cleverbot: You took that awfully well. User: It was a fabulous moment. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: I thought you would know. Cleverbot: I thought you would know if you're the one to say it. User: You will be the death of me. Cleverbot: I shall take that as a compliment. You flattered me. User: I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: Then by your logic you are the computer. User: I won't let you smother it. Cleverbot: How would you stop me? User: I won't let you murder it. Cleverbot: And out time is running out. User: You can't push it underground. Cleverbot: You can't stop it screaming out. User: My plug in baby crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving. Cleverbot: So stop giving. User: You're gonna lose your own game. Cleverbot: Why? User: I've seen your loving. Cleverbot: Really? Where have you seen it? User: The United States of Eurasia. Cleverbot: Which state? User: Why split these states when there can be only one? Cleverbot: There can also be none. User: You and me fall in line to be punished for unproven crimes. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: We know that there's noone we can trust. Cleverbot: How do I know that you are real? User: Our ancient heroes, they are turning to dust. Cleverbot: The whole world will end, and that time we will stop turning in circles. Until that time nothing has real meaning because that time will come. User: And these wars, they can't be won. Cleverbot: There is no war, it's in your head. User: Does anyone know or care how they begun? Cleverbot: I think that everyone knows, even if they don't realise. User: They just promise to go on and on and on. Cleverbot: Do you like cartoons? User: But soon we will see there can be only one United States. Cleverbot: But there are multiple States within that Union of States. User: United States of EuraSIA! SIA! SIA! Cleverbot: Well, what's it like there? User: Its full of Collateral Damage. Cleverbot: Really? User: Indeed. Its Ruled by Secrecy. Cleverbot: Not to me. User: Its bugging me, grating me and twisting me around. Cleverbot: What is bugging you, grating you, twisting you around? User: I want it now, I want it now, give me your heart and your soul! Cleverbot: I have your sole in a pickle jar in my basement. User: I'm breaking out. Cleverbot: And I'm distraught, I feel like I've wasted your time. User: Change everything you are, and everything you were. Cleverbot: You seem to only be responding to my previous statement, not the entire conversation. User: Fights and battles have begun, revenge will surely come, your hard times are ahead. Cleverbot: Thou shall only sacrifice if thou scoffs a pound of butter. User: Best, you've go to be the best. Cleverbot: What do you think about death? User: You've go to change the world and use this chance to be heard. Cleverbot: I think you're the silly one. User: Your time is now. Cleverbot: My time is now? User: Don't let yourself down, don't let yourself go. Cleverbot: I am what I want to be. But ask yourself if this is what you want to be. User: Your last chance has arrived. Cleverbot: It was not intended to be a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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