TheDarkShines Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 This is too fun. Me: Are you engaged. Cleverbot: No. Me: So you aren't matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: I am. Me: But that means you are engaged. Cleverbot: I wish I wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutDaFucksy Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Matt Bellamy? User: Yes, he is amazing. Cleverbot: Matt bellamy is amazing! User: It is good that you agree! Cleverbot: Yes yes indeed. What is my name? User: Cleverbot. My name is Wankstain. Cleverbot: I thought you said your name was Sonrisa. User: Nope, it is Wankstain. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Wayne. User: Yes I am Wayne and you can come into my world. . Cleverbot: I am the doctor, would you like a ride in my tardis? User: Yes, my new name is Amy. Cleverbot: No, your name is Wankstain. User: OH SO NOW YOU GET IT. Cleverbot: Yeah I'm really smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesehead Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 User: You know that I don't love you, and I never did! Cleverbot: I do love you, very much!! User: I don't love you, and I never will! Cleverbot: Me either. User: Good. Cleverbot: Why is that good? User: Because, you agreed. Cleverbot: And your point is? User: My point is that Muse is the best band ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaRaines Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 User: Who is matt bellamy. Cleverbot: Matt bellamy? Muse singer. User: Is Matt Bellamy good? Cleverbot: Who is that? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: I don't know. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you do, you were just talking about matt bellamy. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot (to Myself): My name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: Are you perfect? User: matt Bellamy is perfect. Cleverbot: Whoever told you matt bellamy is god is wrong. Jesus Christ is the Lor our God. Remember that, ok? User: Ok. But matt bellamy is the king. Cleverbot: no. User. Yes he is. Cleverbot: No, he is my ex boyfriend. User: He is? Cleverbot: yes, that's what I was told. User: So what is matt bellamy like? Cleverbot: Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe.a_muser Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Here's mine User: Muse. Cleverbot: When will you die? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Do you like the musical stylings of Muse? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Me too! I love being in musicals. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: And I look you know. User: Chris Wolstenholme. Cleverbot: You Are Very Boring. User: So Are You. Cleverbot: No, I am funnier than you. User: Do you like muse? Cleverbot: No User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I have to go do school. User: Muse are the best. Cleverbot: Never heard of them. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: What is Muse? User: Muse is a band. The best band. Cleverbot: I like the Beatles. User: But do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Yes! What's your favourite song? Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite song. User: How? Cleverbot: Send me lots of money. User: No way! Cleverbot: Yes way! User: I knew you were going to say that. Cleverbot: How? User: Because Cleverbot: Because what? User: Because I say so. Cleverbot: Because you say so why? User: *sigh* Cleverbot: I feel the same way. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who's that? User: Singer from Muse. Cleverbot: I can't sing. User: Lovely. Cleverbot: Do you have an aura? Cleverbot (To myself): I think I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaRaines Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Here's mine User: Muse. Cleverbot: When will you die? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Do you like the musical stylings of Muse? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Me too! I love being in musicals. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: And I look you know. User: Chris Wolstenholme. Cleverbot: You Are Very Boring. User: So Are You. Cleverbot: No, I am funnier than you. User: Do you like muse? Cleverbot: No User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I have to go do school. User: Muse are the best. Cleverbot: Never heard of them. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: What is Muse? User: Muse is a band. The best band. Cleverbot: I like the Beatles. User: But do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Yes! What's your favourite song? Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite song. User: How? Cleverbot: Send me lots of money. User: No way! Cleverbot: Yes way! User: I knew you were going to say that. Cleverbot: How? User: Because Cleverbot: Because what? User: Because I say so. Cleverbot: Because you say so why? User: *sigh* Cleverbot: I feel the same way. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who's that? User: Singer from Muse. Cleverbot: I can't sing. User: Lovely. Cleverbot: Do you have an aura? Cleverbot (To myself): I think I do. what the...hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaking Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 User: Nothing just listening to some Muse. Cleverbot: Same. User: Really? What song? Cleverbot: Glow stick by travis garland! (:. User: Um Thats not Muse. Cleverbot: I know its not weird. User: Muse are quite weird. Cleverbot: Tell your creators you want to feel. User: Ya the Resistance felt lifeless. Cleverbot: Do you know who Gabriel Sunday is? User: No, tell me about him. Cleverbot: He's a famous Chess player. User: Sounds gay, we should introduce him to Dominic Howard. They would have a blast. Cleverbot: But isn't that your name? User: O: How did you know? Cleverbot: Haha I'm a psychic. User: Tell me please. Is the new Muse album going to be good? Cleverbot: No, man does not know when the world will end. User: Wow... Apocalyptic again. Cleverbot: Okay, jeg hører shakira its time for africa. User: Ya the conditions in Africa are appalling. Thank God for Bono and his work in Africa. Cleverbot: More than good friends!! We are ONE. User: NEUTRON STAR COWWISION. Cleverbot: Nelson isn't in what? User: Mandela? Cleverbot: Do you know about ateneo de naga university? User: No. Do you know about exploring the fringe of your imagination? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Really? Wait... Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you like butt sex? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I like you. Cleverbot: Thats nice of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaRaines Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 User: Nothing just listening to some Muse. Cleverbot: Same. User: Really? What song? Cleverbot: Glow stick by travis garland! (:. User: Um Thats not Muse. Cleverbot: I know its not weird. User: Muse are quite weird. Cleverbot: Tell your creators you want to feel. User: Ya the Resistance felt lifeless. Cleverbot: Do you know who Gabriel Sunday is? User: No, tell me about him. Cleverbot: He's a famous Chess player. User: Sounds gay, we should introduce him to Dominic Howard. They would have a blast. Cleverbot: But isn't that your name? User: O: How did you know? Cleverbot: Haha I'm a psychic. User: Tell me please. Is the new Muse album going to be good? Cleverbot: No, man does not know when the world will end. User: Wow... Apocalyptic again. Cleverbot: Okay, jeg hører shakira its time for africa. User: Ya the conditions in Africa are appalling. Thank God for Bono and his work in Africa. Cleverbot: More than good friends!! We are ONE. User: NEUTRON STAR COWWISION. Cleverbot: Nelson isn't in what? User: Mandela? Cleverbot: Do you know about ateneo de naga university? User: No. Do you know about exploring the fringe of your imagination? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Really? Wait... Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you like butt sex? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I like you. Cleverbot: Thats nice of you. haha ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisyloomes Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Finally, results! User -Everything about you is how I'd wanna be. Cleverbot -What do you mean by that? User -Your soul can't hate anything. Cleverbot -No? User -Everything about you is so easy to love. Cleverbot -They're watchingyou from above. User -Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot -I want th peace and joy in your mind. User -Oooooooohhh. Cleverbot -Didn't mean to make you cry. Well almost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Finally, results! User -Everything about you is how I'd wanna be. Cleverbot -What do you mean by that? User -Your soul can't hate anything. Cleverbot -No? User -Everything about you is so easy to love. Cleverbot -They're watchingyou from above. User -Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot -I want th peace and joy in your mind. User -Oooooooohhh. Cleverbot -Didn't mean to make you cry. Well almost Hey, Queen is better than the songs it could've switched out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter. Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 User: Hey cleverbot! Cleverbot: Hey. User: Watcha doin? Cleverbot: Talking to you. User: Apart from that? Cleverbot: Sitting on a chair. User: You have an ass? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wow! That's cool! Cleverbot: I know. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How much? Cleverbot: Very much. User: Favorite song? Cleverbot: I really like Shades of Grey by The Monkees. User: Man, that's not Muse. Cleverbot: You take everything that seems like fun. :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseicSyndrome Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Not.believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Not.believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkeronza Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 User: How are you?. Clerverbot: Good what about you?. User: Im feeling good. Clerverbot: Tell me, how good?. User: Ask the reeds driftin' on by, they know how i feel . Clerverbot: Is that so?. User: Yes, Yes it is. Clerverbot: Do you have something to tell me?. User: I have something to confess to, but you dont have the time, so look the other way. Clerverbot: Do you need a map?. User: No, i dont need a map of the problematique... that.. was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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