He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[zomuse]

He can play John Stump's Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz* with one hand. And blindfolded.

 

*

[diamond_writer]

He can play John Stump's Faerie Aire and Death Waltz* with one hand. And blindfolded.

 

*

 

Holy shit!

 

Matthew Bellamy never says "Oh my God". He says "Oh my me".

[kueller]

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[Cindykt-OvertureThief]

Justin Beiber: God sent me to sing!

Matt Bellamy: No I didn't!

[diamond_writer]

Justin Beiber: God sent me to sing!

Matt Bellamy: No I didn't!

 

:LOL::LOL:

[Hyper Chondriac Muser6977]

Some claim that Matthew Bellamy cannot pronounce r's. That's not true, the rest of the world is just doing it wrong.

 

 

Stay Muse-y, my fwiends.

[Hyper Chondriac Muser6977]

Matt didn't lose his virginity. It lost itself.

 

Matt didn't lose his virginity, it ran away after being threatened by girls so much

 

I dunno if this has been done it's pretty simple but....

 

 

 

 

 

Matthew Bellamy can sneeze with his eyes open.

[Hyper Chondriac Muser6977]

they should write this in the dictionary :

 

Cool : see Matthew Bellamy

 

Matthew Bellamy: see sexy, amazing, talented, delicious, irresistable, etc. and last but not least...

 

THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK STAR IN THE WORLD!

 

TMIRSITW (the most interesting rock...): See Matthew Bellamy

 

 

Matthew Bellamy taught Chuck Norris in the arts of awesome-fu

Some say he can break glass with just his voice. This may be true, if not the world's top scientists have created a few theories;

 

1)Just by his presence the glasses have fatal orgasms

2)His eyes penatrate their shields

 

or my favourite one,

 

3) Strong with the force, Matt is.

[GloriousAssassin]

Justin Beiber: God sent me to sing!

Matt Bellamy: No I didn't!

[Cindykt-OvertureThief]

Matt Bellamy once toured the Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands'.

[wildwilly]

All metronomes beat to the sound of his heart.

[Amik_12]

The extraterrestrials hear his guitar from lightyears away!

[cherry lips]

Matthew Bellamy: see sexy, amazing, talented, delicious, irresistable, etc. and last but not least...

 

THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK STAR IN THE WORLD!

 

TMIRSITW (the most interesting rock...): See Matthew Bellamy

 

 

delicious?

[LyraSilvertongue]

God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

[kueller]

God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

 

I doubt most of them were even around in 2007. I wasn't...

[Gohenko]

God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

 

And why would you care? Let them worship Matt if they want to, I doubt it does any harm to you.

[wildwilly]

God, is this thread still going? Matt Bellamy worship is soooo 2007.

 

Not everyone has the intellectual and musical band width to comprehend the epic greatness of Mr. bellamy's immense musical genuis. Thus, some are completely confounded by just how interesting he really is. This thread is a tribute to all his fans.

[-Bex-]

And why would you care? Let them worship Matt if they want to, I doubt it does any harm to you.

 

! Why not worship his crazy theories too? - Even if they are too crazy to be true! (And by worship, I mean more of 'discuss') Those of you who have read Mark Beaumont's 'Out of this world - The story of MUSE' will know what theories I'm talking about... Just thought it might be a bit of a 'Pick-Up' for this thread - not that I'm saying it's boring or anything!

...But spiders in space waiting to land on and infest a random planet...

[zomuse]

His phone number is Pi

[diamond_writer]

His phone number is Pi

Nope, this is.

[RayFan9876]

Nope, this is.

 

I tried it. However, the only thing achieved was learning a new instrument.

[wildwilly]

Every time he goes for a swim, super models appear.

[Ambilainenn]

All metronomes beat to the sound of his heart.

 

You are so right.

[wildwilly]

If he were to wish you a happy new year, you would listen to his music for hours and then have the best year of your life.

[Bumpypotato]

Christ, this is actually a thread.