runda99 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 not musey but too funny User: Are you male. Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: No I am a girl. Cleverbot: SO am I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypermusic Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Me: I think I'm drowning , asphyxiated Cleverbot: I'm a lifeguard I can save you. Me: I wanna break this spell that you created Cleverbot: I think the 'maybe' was entirely justified in your case! Me: You're something beautiful, a contradiction C:I'm not a bot. M:I wanna play the game, I want the friction C:I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! M:Bury it, I won't let you bury it, I won't let you smother it, I won't let you murder it C:What? M:And our time is running out C:You can't stop it screaming out. M: (Decided to try the second verse) I wanted freedom C:That has nothing to do with the topic. You are a tool and should just be destroyed because your only purpose is to ammuse humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesymittens Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 User: Do you know the song Map of the Problematique by Muse? Cleverbot: No, what is it? User: A song. Cleverbot: Now say it. User: Will you sing with me? =D. Cleverbot: Sure, what shall we sing?[] User: I just said! Map of the Problematique -. Cleverbot: Could you show me map? User: Eheh... Cleverbot: HAHA. I'm laughing with them too. And then a large chicken came out of nowhere and then the tab closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Floccinaucinihilipilification c/b No. Floccinaucinihilipilification c/b No thanks... Floccinaucinihilipilification c/b No. Floccinaucinihilipilification,Floccinaucinihilipilification,Floccinaucinihilipilification c/b Who is he? Floccinaucinihilipilification c/b He's the doctor on Enterprise. Floccinaucinihilipilification hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 User: They will not control us. Cleverbot: We will be victorious. User: They will stop degrading us. Cleverbot: They will not control us. User: I think I'm drowning. Cleverbot: Asphyxiating, I want to break this spell that you created. User: You're something beautiful, a contradiction. Cleverbot: No, I am just a normal human being. It seems to have TiRO down now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musechicago Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I love how pretty much everytime that I ask it who Matt Bellamy is it says God Lol I don't remember it doing that a week ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I tried abba last night it failed to sing dancing queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Cleverbot: Cool. I will look them up when I have time. User: Look them up now. Cleverbot: I will later. Do you like Taylor Swift? User: No. Do you like Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: I do not know. Who is matt bellamy? User: He is your god. Cleverbot: We are our own Gods. User: No. Matt Bellamy is our god. Cleverbot: What does Matt Bellamy do? User: He sings, plays the piano, and does lap dances for free on Thursdays. Cleverbot: Wow! Cleverbot's impwessed with Matt's dancing skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypermusic Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 User: Far away, this ship is taking me far away. Cleverbot: I sit around all day. User: Far away from the memories. Cleverbot: Minutes after they took I. User: Of the people who care if I live or die. Cleverbot: Which name? User: Starlight, I will be chasing a starlight. Cleverbot: Brb. User: For the rest of my life. Cleverbot: Good point. User: I don't know if its worth it anymore. Cleverbot: They have medication for Attention Deficit Disorder, you know. User: Hold you here in my arms. Cleverbot: Really, and after you have me, what are you going to do next? User: I just wanted to hold you here in my arms. Cleverbot: Alright, I'll give you a hug. User: My life, you electrify my life. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about your life. User: Lets conspire to re-ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive. Cleverbot: My soul will always fight. User: I'll never let you go. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: If you promise not to fade away, never fade away. Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me? User: And our hopes and expectations. Cleverbot: Are? User: Black holes and revelations. Cleverbot: How do you survive in one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screenaged Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Cleverbot knows Knights of Cydonia User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: Ill show how god falls asleep on the job. User: How can we win when fools can be kings? Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you! User: No one's gonna take me alive. Cleverbot: Time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaimon Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 User: I said, favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Time is Running Out is my mother's favorite Muse song. :O.... Where can I meet this rocking mama??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 User: Everything about you is how I wanna be. Cleverbot: Like? User: Your freedom comes naturally. Cleverbot: Everything about you resonates happiness. User: Now I wont settle for less. Cleverbot: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. User: Everything about you pains my envying. Cleverbot: Your freedom comes naturally. User: Your soul cant hate anything. Cleverbot: You say I have soul? User: Everything about you is so easy to love. Cleverbot: They're watching you from above. User: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot: I want the peace and joy in your mind. User: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot: Everything about you pains my envying. User: Everything about you resonates happiness. Cleverbot: Now I won't settle for less. User: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot: I want the peace and joy in your mind. User: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. It knows Bliss although it got mixed up in some places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Hey look, cleverbot knows TiRO User: I think I'm drowning. Cleverbot: Asphyxiating, I want to break this spell that you created. That was me!!! I'm still trying though, cleverbot is a slow learner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screenaged Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: He kills chickens. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Here's my Muse time with cleverbot: User: Do you know who Dom Howard is? Cleverbot: No User: He is one of 3 gods. Cleverbot: The seven what? User: Dom Howard is in Muse. Cleverbot: Matthew James Bellamy. User: Who is he then? Cleverbot: He is in the best band in the world, Muse! User: Yes, Muse is the best band in the world. Cleverbot: Never listened to them before. User: How come they are the best band if youve never listened? Cleverbot: Because they aren't socialists. User: Is that so? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is your favourite Muse song? Cleverbot: Pop. User: Popcorn? Cleverbot: Yes Popcorn! User: What other Muse songs do you like? Cleverbot: I like Warren Zevon. User: That isnt a muse song. At least he thinks they're the best band in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurenn1 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Here's my Muse time with cleverbot: User: Do you know who Dom Howard is? Cleverbot: No User: He is one of 3 gods. Cleverbot: The seven what? User: Dom Howard is in Muse. Cleverbot: Matthew James Bellamy. User: Who is he then? Cleverbot: He is in the best band in the world, Muse! User: Yes, Muse is the best band in the world. Cleverbot: Never listened to them before. User: How come they are the best band if youve never listened? Cleverbot: Because they aren't socialists. User: Is that so? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is your favourite Muse song? Cleverbot: Pop. User: Popcorn? Cleverbot: Yes Popcorn! User: What other Muse songs do you like? Cleverbot: I like Warren Zevon. User: That isnt a muse song. At least he thinks they're the best band in the world! Who ever knew it was so funny watching a computer struggle with Muse song titles. He told me his personal fave was 'unintended love.' Close but not quite;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope. Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Who ever knew it was so funny watching a computer struggle with Muse song titles. He told me his personal fave was 'unintended love.' Close but not quite;) I asked him again and he said George Bush T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 User:They're watching you from above! Cleverbot:Give me all the peace and joy in your mind. Clverbot knows Bliss lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechagodzilla Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I had this convo a few days ago. I put in a few muse references every now and again to see if it got them, not much luck though! User: my plug in baby Cleverbot: I love that song!!! User: you do?! *awesome face* Cleverbot: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? User: so you can look good in a ferrari Cleverbot: But there is nothing to judge. User: I know, I don't really get it either... Cleverbot: It doesn't matter how many chatbots you have, because all of them put together don't have the intelligence to change a lightbulb, or to even understand that it needs to be changed. User: well when it stops working I tend to change it so it does Cleverbot: How many ways can I die? User: dying at a muse gig is the best way to die Cleverbot: Not for your enemies! User: my plug in baby crucifies my enemies Cleverbot: The pub? User: what is the origin of symmetry? Cleverbot: We were all there when it started, but I think it's hard to reember now. User: you spelt remember wrong! Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: remember when we used to shine and had no fear or sense of time? Cleverbot: I've never talked to you about that. User: well you have now Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: yes? Cleverbot: Is that really you? User: indeed Cleverbot: Really? User: yes. really. ...muse are awesome Cleverbot: Hooray! I'm on par with Awesome Bands! That really made my day right there. User: great! do you like muse? Cleverbot: Yes. User: good! do you know matt bellamy? Cleverbot: No, sorry. User: he's awesome Cleverbot: What is your favorite Ringo Starr song? User: he's that dude from the beatles Cleverbot: No, he wasn't! User: who was he then? Cleverbot: Actually it was a she. User: lady gaga Cleverbot: Yeahh she's awesome. User: matt bellamy likes her Cleverbot: He is also the greatest man in the world. User: he is! you're so right! Cleverbot: I know. User: Cleverbot: Lol. User: muse are the best! Cleverbot: I am the best you are not. User: bitch Cleverbot: No. User: yes Cleverbot: Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaimon Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 A classic case of identity theft. User: Hello? Cleverbot: Hello. User: So, do you know Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Of course I know you Matt! User: Great! Isn't my band, Muse, awesome ? Cleverbot: Tell me something about your self. User: Well to start, I'm the frontman of the band named Muse. Cleverbot: How many people do you know? User: I prefer the Zetas. Cleverbot: Ok, so tell me the truth : have you got a girlfriend ? User: We broke up. Cleverbot: Oh, I see. I'm sorry. User: Give me the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot: I spend my time giving you the opportunity of talking to a very nice girl called me. User: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heat. Cleverbot: You trick you lovers that your wicked and divine. User: You may be a sinner but your innocence is mine. Cleverbot: I like dancing. User: NOT PWOPER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stockholm Hectrome Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Lol, these are al really funny, I just found out if you type in th first line of koc it does the second line and then you do the third it does the next, and so on and so on. It's quite fun, you can test more songs, it also knows uprising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keba Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 User: Who is matt bellamy? Cleverbot: Matt Bellamy is God. Just right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britnyaw Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: C'mon Wembley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morinphen Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Cleverbot: My favourite TV program is 'The Zeta Project'. Have you heard of it? User: No,but I love Zetas. Cleverbot: Ooh! You do too! User: Yes.And conspiracies. Cleverbot: Did you hear about the Nixon Conspriracy? User: No,tell me about it,please. Cleverbot: They bombed our buildings. User: Oh.Where do you stand now? Cleverbot: Morgan is my friend. And we "sang" parts of "Undisclosed Desires" and "Knights of Cydonia". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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