Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: I don't want you and I never will. Cleverbot: What I never said do you. User: Did you cheat on me and marry Lauren? Cleverbot: Yes I did. WHAT A DOUCHE! We should have a coordinated slap and punch to the groin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: What's your favorite part of Exogenesis by Muse? Cleverbot: The part when you live on the moon. User: Um, I don't think it has moon lyrics. Cleverbot: Is that a metaphor? User: Breach the outersphere. Cleverbot: I doubt it. User: The edge of all our fears. Cleverbot: What's the weather like there? User: Quit changing the subject. So do you like Muse or what? Cleverbot: Some of it, yeah. Do you like music? User: Muse, the band. Cleverbot: Do you like Queen? User: Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Because they are a nice band. Edit: OMG It gets better: User: Do you think Muse sounds like Queen? Cleverbot: No escape from reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I want the truth. Rock rock rock around the clock tonight. I want the truth! The truth? I want the truth! Ok. We make you go. I WANT THE TRUTH! You can't handle the truth! And now to go through the song again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 We should have a coordinated slap and punch to the groin. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about music. User: Let's talk about music. Cleverbot: Ok what is your favourite band or singer? Cleverbot is an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Little does he know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 anyhow more from the days of musey chat of our lives between matt and t.gypsy now where were we Something about europe. i think it was more personal than that This morning? yes omg you remembered i dreamt about you this morning Well that would be very cool but I would much rather fly unaided. you can fly??? how come you've never showed us fans that trick at the concerts?? I'm not cleverbot. You are. I'm a human. At least I thought so. I am not a cleverbot and nor are you,your matthew bellamy and your gunna do things to me Apparently. yes so whats the first thing you'll do to me An other subject. your not avoiding it this time you are gunna do things to me I have no spree. *touches you down there* are you sure Down where? take a look at where my hand is *squeezes* Argh! Just answer the question! i am answering the question you need to look where my hand is I never asked a question? Are you scaning the wrong things? omg *pissing herself here* omfg where i am touching you starts with a p and ends with an s and you are liking it Follow the white rabbit... Where's the white rabbit going?? You have to find it. I have *squeezes the body part* you will figure it eventually I will escape eventually. yes when i am done with you I am never lonely i know i am always at your side isnt that an awesome thing No one said anything about rooms, but we can get one if you want. sure and what will you do to me when we get there Drink. what if i dont wanna drink but have sex instead You don't have to then. so you will have sex with me then What do I agree with you? that you will have sex with me Are you a woman? yes i am Are you really a woman? yes i am But that is really old! . i am not that old i am about 6years younger than you Ouch, I feel so wounded... what i am younger than you Nope. I'm sorry if you think that though. your 31 and i am 26 so i am like 5years younger than you How old are you? 26 When were you born? 1984 Then you are 20 years old. no i am not i am 26 1984 was 26years ago you are bad with maths Thats good to know, thanks. you are going to have sex with me i want you No, I will not. How would I do such a thing? well you wisk it out of your pants take off my clothes and away you go You think it will happen? well will it its fun Hopefully, yes. well go on then you need to make the move first Is religion good or bad for mankind? why the hell are you bringing religion into a moment like this you are meant to be starting to tak my clothes off Is religion good or bad for mankind? i'm still here Why are you still here? because i want you Lol, i'm not 18. i know your 31 and i like em older Are you that god? well coz i am female that makes me a goddess and you the god matt Are you a loner? Are you a beggar? a beggar at the moment i want you to have sex with me Chi thinks you are being rude. Please change the subject. whose chi Yours. no i dont have a chi I did not ask a bout a brother! what should i try guys i want to see if i can get a slutty response from it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I want the truth. I want the truth as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Little does he know... User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No I am Don. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No I am Don. So close.. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No I am Don. User: Do you mean Dom? Cleverbot: No. Dogcan. User: Dogcan Howard? Isn't that the drummer for Muse? Cleverbot: No, that is when the moon is in the shade of the sun. User: Glaciers melting in the dead of night. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me. (More Queen.) User: Glaciers melting in the dead of night. Cleverbot: Sorry bout that its a girl thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphrevan Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you know Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Do you know the band Muse? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who are they? Cleverbot: Emma Watson. User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: You are Matt Bellamy. User: I am! Cleverbot: Prove that you are human. User: You just said that I'm Matt. I'm from a band called Muse. Cleverbot: Oh that's cool. What's your name? User: What's my name? Haha, well I'm Matt, aren't I? What's your name? Cleverbot: You need to check your definition of mean. User: Do you know the band Muse? Cleverbot: No. User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: You are dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This was *almost* really impressive. User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see... User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Cleverbot: Little high, little low. User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. Cleverbot: To me. User: Mama just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just began. User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Mama, ooooohhh. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sends shivers down my spine. Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooohh. Cleverbot: Get It shawtyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This was *almost* really impressive. User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see... User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Cleverbot: Little high, little low. User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. Cleverbot: To me. User: Mama just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just began. User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Mama, ooooohhh. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sends shivers down my spine. Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooohh. Cleverbot: Get It shawtyy! Shawtyy? Cleverbot is clearly a massive Queen fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmusej Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This was *almost* really impressive. User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see... User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Cleverbot: Little high, little low. User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. Cleverbot: To me. User: Mama just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just began. User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Mama, ooooohhh. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sends shivers down my spine. Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooohh. Cleverbot: Get It shawtyy! What the heck!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 is anyone on here ashley dill??? neither did i you started it Well you did ask that. what did i ask I don't know, but you never answered me if Ashley Dill likes me. do do do do do do do do No. That's exactly how we ended up in this predicament do do do do do do do do do do do do doooooooooooooo ooooo Well, that's good to know. i know you like the song wanna sing with me Where are you located? dont know can you find me Try harder, you must remember something I am on your bed waiting for you to rip my clothes off me and dig in and have sex with me.. that is how we have babies made You are talking to me and this is your website. yes So let's get to it. *lies down on the bed and waits for you to walk over and do soemthing to me* Oyasuminasai. <<< is that even a word??? huh!! My name is Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Shawtyy? Cleverbot is clearly a massive Queen fan. Not that I don't like Queen, but I think it needz moar Muse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This was *almost* really impressive. User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see... User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Cleverbot: Little high, little low. User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. Cleverbot: To me. User: Mama just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just began. User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Mama, ooooohhh. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sends shivers down my spine. Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooohh. Cleverbot: Get It shawtyy! is that the new muse song???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This was *almost* really impressive. User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see... User: I'm just a poor boy. Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Cleverbot: Little high, little low. User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. Cleverbot: To me. User: Mama just killed a man. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head. User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just began. User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Mama, ooooohhh. User: Didn't mean to make you cry. Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sends shivers down my spine. Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooohh. Cleverbot: Get It shawtyy! The last part is the best!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 is that the new muse song???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 is that the new muse song???? ... No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 is that the new muse song???? Please tell me you've heard Bohemian Rhapsody before? The tags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 :stunned: at the inadequatesy of this thing *kisses you and hugs you and moves hand up and down your back* *kisses back even more passionately*. now that is what i am talking about *kisses back passionately while rubbing hand around to the tummy and starts taking tshirt off* Well obviously, Poland's where it's at. <<< wtf *confused* your supposed to take my clothes off too then we can be naked and the babies can be made *hugs*. hugs back, starts kissing again* *Pulls you out of room and throws you out on the streets*. HEY!!!!!!! There's a girl right here if you need one *points to myself*. mmmm matthew are you sure about this we gurls in the muse messageboard is gunna be upset knowing this Is there anything I can do for you? well you arent a gurl are you.. your a guy i tend to make the cleverbot think alot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Soothing, I'll make you feel pure. Trust me, you can be sure. Cleverbot: Do you like dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Cleverbot: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? User: African or European swallow? Cleverbot: I don't know that. Which got me thinking...... So I tried.. User: Tell me. What do you do with witches. Cleverbot: Burn them. User: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Cleverbot: More witches. User: And? Cleverbot: Don't tell me we're doing this again... User: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Cleverbot: More witches! User: Wood! Cleverbot: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallw? User: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Cleverbot: African. User: I don't know that! Cleverbot: European. User: I don't know that either! Cleverbot: That was a joke. User: Now why do witches burn? Cleverbot: Because they are made of wood. User: Good! So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Cleverbot: See if she weighs the same as a duck. User: And if she does? Cleverbot: Yes. User: If she weighed the same as a duck... She's made of wood. Cleverbot: And therefore? User: Made of wood! Cleverbot: No you did not say that because if I was made of wood I wouldn't be able to talk to you to waste away my life because I'm bored and I don't want to do my homework. Good enough for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 ... No. Please tell me you've heard Bohemian Rhapsody before? Yes i have heard of bohemian rhaps i was being sarcastic with that response there.. The tags! lol i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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