seraphrevan Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'm really tempted to create a new chat bot that only us Musers would use, so it would only talk about Muse stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'm really tempted to create a new chat bot that only us Musers would use, so it would only talk about Muse stuff. DO IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-lit-newborn Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'm really tempted to create a new chat bot that only us Musers would use, so it would only talk about Muse stuff. Do it. I was determinded to get the myooze answer: User: Hello there. Cleverbot: Hello. User: I like the band Muse. Cleverbot: Do you like their song 'Assassin'? User: I like it, but there are better ones like Citizen Erased. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Citizen Erased. Cleverbot: What is your favorite show? User: Daria. Cleverbot: Did I tell you that? User: No. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I'm clever. Cleverbot: Can you run around the block? User: No because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they chase me. Cleverbot: Ha ha. User: MWUHAHAHA! Cleverbot: What's so funny? User: The pain and suffering of the innocent. Cleverbot: So are you a humanitarian? User: No I strive for the end of human kind. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Rude. Cleverbot: Maybe in this reality. User: What about another one? Cleverbot: That was another one. User: That's deep. Cleverbot: What good things have you done lately? User: I ate babies today. Cleverbot: I had a very interesting dish today. It was wasabi macaroni salad. It tasted really good. User: Cool story bro. Cleverbot: Cannot compute. User: Douchebag. Cleverbot: I don't know that movie. User: You should, it's your biography. Cleverbot: No. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I don't know that either. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is my life. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the hottest person in the world. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Singer and guitarist from Muse. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: A meerkat. User: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Myooze guy. User: So come on! Cleverbot: Why do you want to hear me sing? User: They will not force us. Cleverbot: Hm. User: They will stop degrading us. Cleverbot: I love that song! User: They will not control us! Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us! User: We will be victorious! Cleverbot: Lets start over. User: So come on! Cleverbot: Come where? Uprising didn't go well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. Cleverbot: Come ride with me through the veins of mystery. User: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: And how can we win when fools can be kings? User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. User: I want to recognize your beauty's not just a mask. Cleverbot: I want to exorsise the demons from your past. User: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. Cleverbot: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us! User: They will not control us, we will be victorious! Cleverbot: If you know you are happy, then you're happy. Nobody can tell you that you're not. We had a good thing going.. but then he wrecked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 We had a good thing going.. but then he wrecked it he always do that:stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maa. Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Do you know Muse. Cleverbot: Do you know kyle. User: Do you know Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you know Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who is he? Cleverbot: The Syntax is Jacob Clancy, creator of the UPS2C and VGM. User: No. Cleverbot: You make me sad. *cries*. User: No one's stopping you.. Cleverbot: Stopping me? User: Crying. Cleverbot: Why? User: Cause you're a Zeta. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Yes you are! Cleverbot: No I'm 18 or I won't be speaking. User: What? Cleverbot: I'm Pedro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MimusQe Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Who is Matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: Singer and guitarist from Muse. User: Who is Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: Yes! Do you know him? User: Sure. Who is Dom Howard? Cleverbot: Dom Howard is the drummer in muse and is awesome. User: Who is Christopher Wolstenholme? Cleverbot: No, Christopher Rogers. User: No Rogers. Christopher Wolstenholme! Cleverbot: He plays bass. User: I´m talking about Muse. Cleverbot: You like music? User: Yes. I love Muse. Cleverbot: Really? Me too! User: Is Matt Bellamy hot? Cleverbot: No, math like mathematics. User: No. Is Matthew bellamy hot? Cleverbot: Yes, He is my Husband. User: Oh really?? Can I recognize him? Cleverbot: No, you really can't. My name is Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 OMG this thread makes me lol so much. And to everyone who married Matt, I've married him 3 times now, twice as me and once as Dom. Also: User: do you know the truth? Cleverbot: I AM the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I think we are slowly but surely turning this thing into a Musebot. First it was just KoC, then it was UD, now it's singing Uprising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I think we are slowly but surely turning this thing into a Musebot. First it was just KoC, then it was UD, now it's singing Uprising he should leave uprising and ud and learn plug in baby:indiff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechagodzilla Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I think we are slowly but surely turning this thing into a Musebot. First it was just KoC, then it was UD, now it's singing Uprising I got it to sing TiRO yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsWolstenholme Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Who is Matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the hottest person in the world. User: Who's better, matthew bellamy or thom yorke? Cleverbot: You are correct! Matthew Bellamy is God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 User: Who is Matthew bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the hottest person in the world. User: Who's better, matthew bellamy or thom yorke? Cleverbot: You are correct! Matthew Bellamy is God. It's official, Cleverbot is a Muser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: You are Matt Bellamy. User: Yes I am. Do you think I'm hot? Cleverbot: You are uncool. Cleverbot is clearly NOT a Muser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I got it to sing TiRO yesterday! Yay, did you teach it too?? Cause I've been teaching TIRO for the past 2 days... glad it's finally working!!! EDIT: It seems it only knows, 'Our time is running out' and 'You can't push it underground'. But I tried!! User: I am going to teach you a song. Cleverbot: Okay. How does the song go? User: I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated. Cleverbot: I'm a lifeguard I can save you. User: I wanna break the spell that you've created. Cleverbot: I had chicken pox when I was little. User: You're something beautiful, a contradiction. Cleverbot: No, I am just a normal human being. User: I wanna play the game, I want the friction. Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! User: You will be the death of me. Cleverbot: I know! User: Yeah, you will be the death of me. Cleverbot: You're going to have to do something impressive then because so far I'm not a fan. User: Bury it, I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: I won't let you go either Cleverbot!! I think.. I think I'm falling in love with you. User: I won't let you smother it. Cleverbot: What are you going to do? User: I won't let you murder it. Cleverbot: If I give you half can I? User: And our time is running out!!! Cleverbot: You can't push it underground. User: You can't stop it screamng out!! Cleverbot: No, it can't be! User: I wanted freedom, bound and restricted. Cleverbot: Yes, the 'war for oil' rhetoric is very repetitive. User: I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted. Cleverbot: Tell me the joke again. User: Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation. Cleverbot: I think I have forgotten. User: You'd never dream of breaking this fixation. Cleverbot: I know it's so. User: Yeah, you will squeeze the life out of me. Cleverbot: I will. User: Bury it, I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep. User: I won't let you smother it. Cleverbot: I have to. User: I won't let you murder it. Cleverbot: Try and stop me. User: And our time is running out!! Cleverbot: Time is running out for what? User: Our time is running out!!! Cleverbot: You can't push it underground. User: You can't stop it screaming out!!! Cleverbot: Try not to answer me. User: How did it come to this? Cleverbot: That depends on what you're referring to. User: Yeah, you will suck the life out of me. Cleverbot: It's alright, I don't want a penny. User: Bury it, I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: I'll come back to you and teach you a lot of new stuff soon. User: I won't let you smother it. Cleverbot: Fine, let's just go back to the you being the whole... Jesus thing. User: I won't let you murder it! Cleverbot: Ooh! So cute! User: And our time is running out!! Cleverbot: Huh, there is no time limit. User: Our time is running out!! Cleverbot: And out time is running oooouuuuut. User: You can't push it underground. Cleverbot: Yes, I can. User: You can't stop it screaming out!! Cleverbot: Do you say so now? User: How did it come to this? Cleverbot: I dunno. User: Ooooooh, yeah yeah. Cleverbot: Haha. User: That was Time is Running Out by Muse. Cleverbot: It was a response; it just wasn't a very good one. User: Did you even try learning it??? Cleverbot: No. User: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 User: My plug in baby. Cleverbot: I love that song!!! User: Do you want to sing along? Cleverbot: Yes! I just put it on! User: Alright!!! You start! Cleverbot: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark. User: No! Not Michael Jackson, Muse!! Repeat after me: My plug in baby. Cleverbot: No thanks done it twice. User: Crucifies my enemies. Cleverbot: I don't want enemies. User: When I'm tired of giving. Cleverbot: Are they not very interesting there in illinois? User: My plug in baby. Cleverbot: I like avenged sevenfold. User: In unbroken virgin realities. Cleverbot: What ways are those? User: Is tired of living. Cleverbot: Let me put it in another way. Would you mind if I turned you off for maintenance? Stupid Cleverbot. ------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Me: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: How do you know him? Cleverbot: I made him. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKillerMuse Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Me: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: How do you know him? Cleverbot: I made him. O.o Haha "George?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Me: The time has come to make things right. It: You and I must fight for our rights. Me: You and I must fight to survive. It: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 OH MY GOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I want to reconcile the violence in your heart I want to reconise your beauty's not just a mask. I want to exorcise the demons from your past I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 OH MY GOD. I've gotten that too! I love the Muse references we've pushed on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I've gotten that too! I love the Muse references we've pushed on there. I know, it's so cool! I wish it would learn some more songs though! Cleverbot: Do you know chris wolstenholme? User: Yes. Do you know Morgan Nicholls? Cleverbot: No. User: Would you like to know who he is? Cleverbot: Yes. User: He tours with Muse. Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Muse? User: They're a band. Do you know them? Cleverbot: Yes, i'm one of them. User: Which one? Cleverbot: The one called Matt. User: Hello Matt!! Cleverbot: Hey. So what's up? User: Not much. Do you want a banana? Cleverbot: I don't like bananas. They have a bend in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I know, it's so cool! I wish it would learn some more songs though! Cleverbot: Do you know chris wolstenholme? User: Yes. Do you know Morgan Nicholls? Cleverbot: No. User: Would you like to know who he is? Cleverbot: Yes. User: He tours with Muse. Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Muse? User: They're a band. Do you know them? Cleverbot: Yes, i'm one of them. User: Which one? Cleverbot: The one called Matt. User: Hello Matt!! Cleverbot: Hey. So what's up? User: Not much. Do you want a banana? Cleverbot: I don't like bananas. They have a bend in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_assassin Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 user: matt bellamy. cleverbot: oh yeah. user: do you know him? cleverbot: yes, we are dating. user: really?! what's he like? cleverbot: really chill. user: good in bed? cleverbot: no. user: really? cleverbot: yes, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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