He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[Jemma]

I luvs. this. thread!

 

*Is not funny enough to contribute *

[Zdarlight]

Matt Bellamy can cure female infetility with a single glance - a glance and a raised eyebrow and you're having twins.

 

Matt Bellamy is the real cause of climate change - he's so hot he's melting the polar icecaps.

 

Matt Bellamy bought sexy back first - but then he felt sorry for Justin Timberlake and let him borrow it.

[Furygirl]

Matt Bellamy can cure female infetility with a single glance - a glance and a raised eyebrow and you're having twins.

 

Matt Bellamy is the real cause of climate change - he's so hot he's melting the polar icecaps.

 

Matt Bellamy bought sexy back first - but then he felt sorry for Justin Timberlake and let him borrow it.

 

Those are And so probably true.

[KockAnders]

Matt Bellamy can cure female infetility with a single glance - a glance and a raised eyebrow and you're having twins.

 

Once, Matt caught a nearby woman that slipped, effectively hugging her. This woman would later be known as Octomom.

[bellamy'szetagirl]

Matthew Bellamy: There can BE ONLY ONE!

 

[CydonianCrystal]

(Because this JUST came up on my Itunes)

 

 

When Queen claimed to be the Princes of the Universe, they were wrong. There can be only one Prince of the Universe. His name is Matt Bellamy

[frozenpoetry]

(Because this JUST came up on my Itunes)

 

 

When Queen claimed to be the Princes of the Universe, they were wrong. There can be only one Prince of the Universe. His name is Matt Bellamy

 

 

pfffth! havent you heard? hes the king of the universe

[HighRevoltage]

Once, Matt caught a nearby woman that slipped, effectively hugging her. This woman would later be known as Octomom.

 

hahahahaha!

[caitlin_f]

Oh I love these things!

 

If you have five dollars and Matthew Bellamy has five dollars, Matthew Bellamy has more money than you.

 

 

[Sian1994cc]

Matt Bellamy is the Stig.

[BassDementia]

When Matt Bellamy had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

 

Matt Bellamy sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Bellamy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Bellamy.

 

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Matt Bellamy and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

[tiniih]

Oh I love these things!

 

If you have five dollars and Matthew Bellamy has five dollars, Matthew Bellamy has more money than you.

 

 

 

this..

[tiniih]

When Matt Bellamy had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

 

Matt Bellamy sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Bellamy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Bellamy.

 

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Matt Bellamy and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

 

so true, but u got it from tha chuck norris jokes, don´t you?

 

so, the jokes are based on matt bellamy, he just gave them to chuck norris because chuck norris needs attention.

 

some people sleep with a chuck norris pyjamas, chuck norris sleeps with a matt bellamy pyjamas.

[BassDementia]

so true, but u got it from tha chuck norris jokes, don´t you?

 

so, the jokes are based on matt bellamy, he just gave them to chuck norris because chuck norris needs attention.

 

some people sleep with a chuck norris pyjamas, chuck norris sleeps with a matt bellamy pyjamas.

 

Yeh i did:$

But some of them are so good, like this:

 

Matt Bellamy once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors

[KockAnders]

It is currently unknown to whom Matthew Bellamy wrote the lyrics of "Bliss" for: "Everything about you is how I'd want to be/I want the peace and joy in your mind".

 

So far the most accepted guesses are that Matthew Bellamy wrote them while looking in a mirror, or that he was simply roleplaying a mortal.

[Mechagodzilla]

(inspired by sig)

 

Matt Bellamy never pays too much for his car insurance!

[tiniih]

(inspired by sig)

 

Matt Bellamy never pays too much for his car insurance!

 

true.

does anyone know which car he has / they have?

if they even own one...

[wildwilly]

His one sole song, "work it..now reverse it," was banned in 23 countries and 21 states for being too over the top.

[sdxfcg_ersxdtcfh]

Bells

[Mechagodzilla]

true.

does anyone know which car he has / they have?

if they even own one...

 

I don't unfortunately, but I do know that Matt can drive.

[In Ryanbows]

Oh I love these things!

 

If you have five dollars and Matthew Bellamy has five dollars, Matthew Bellamy has more money than you.

 

 

 

 

And a pound of Matt Bellamy weighs more than a pound of gold.

[HighRevoltage]

Moses didn't part the Red Sea. Matt Bellamy traveled to the past to that point in time, hit his falsetto, and the sea split sides!

[CydonianCrystal]

Yeh i did:$

But some of them are so good, like this:

 

Matt Bellamy once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors

 

God, is it bad that that's the one that made me laugh the most??

[wildwilly]

If Matthew Bellamy had a dime for every dime he has, he would be a very, very rich man indeed.

[futurophu]

the chicken suit is not a chicken suit, chickens are wearing a mathew bellamy suit.