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He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

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Psyche Escapee

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When Matt Bellamy passes a mirror, there is no reflection: there is only one Matt Bellamy :D

 

Matthew Bellamy does not follow the rules... the rules follow him!

 

Matt doesn't play out of time - time goes out of sync with matt

:LOL::LOL:

*wipes away tears* these are awesome guys!

 

Matts so awesome he can kill two stones with one bird :yesey:

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If he disagrees with music producers, it is because they are wrong.

He once was accused of harassing a female fan who was upset because he would not keep harassing her.

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a rocker, so don’t get any ideas.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

The Muse fan shirts with him on the front never wrinkle.

The sold out stadiums where he performs can be seen from outer space and aliens often tune in.

He once spanked a female magician on stage. That’s right. You heard me.

If a monument was built in his honor, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would close, due to poor attendance.

His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

The toughest rock-stars in the business have been offered to fight him and all flat out refuse.

He has only fallen off of stage to dismount.

He has been known to cure women of frigidness, just by walking into the room.

When it is raining at his concerts, it is because he is sad.

Even if he forgets to put postage on fan mail, it gets there.

He once had an uncomfortable moment at a concert, just to see what it was like.

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Women want him; men want to be him.

 

He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

 

THIS:D

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Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n. Escapee

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For the benefit of anyone unfamiliar with the original poster's reference, it's a takeoff of the lauded Dos Equis commercials featuring "the most interesting man in the world".

 

From a similar thread on another board, I've poached my own post from there (hope you don't mind much) out of laziness. Obviously, they're better suited to the suave, debonair and decidedly older Dos Equis guy, but what the hey...

 

 

In his salad days of youth, he translated the Kama Sutra into Basque... and was formally barred from Spain for life by the Franco regime.

 

His pioneering geophysical mapping survey of the Bermuda Triangle proved it is actually a rhombus.

 

He composed a jazz standard by transposing Strauss' "Blue Danube Waltz" to 5/4 time.

 

He created the favorite rose variety of England's venerable Queen Mother, the Rosa maximus interestius.

 

He discovered the largest diamond bore mine in Zaire, for which he was paid in platinum Kruggerrands.

 

He has been hired as a technical consultant by both John LeCarre and Tom Clancy... and the Mossad.

 

His textbook -- with a foreword by Kathleen Turner -- on diction, sexuality and the female voice is the Bible of Hollywood vocal coaches.

 

He inspired a young Arnold Schwarzenegger to take up bodybuilding and an older Paul Newman to race the Formula One circuit.

 

His sweat is used by a Swiss endocrinology clinic to induce ovulation in peri-menopausal women... with a six-month 88% success rate.

 

He has lent over one hundred medieval texts from his personal library to Umberto Eco, who patterned the monk-detective from The Name of the Rose on him.

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