He is Matthew Bellamy – the most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[frozenpoetry]

The Bellamy does not worship any Gods. They bow down to Him.

[Naughtrish]

When Matt Bellamy passes by, all bananas in range peel themselves hoping to be eaten.

[HighRevoltage]

Matt Bellamy doesn't run to the border. The borders runs to him.

Matt Bellamy can count to infinity, and can do it backwards as well.

Matt Bellamy once went to a lesbian march. Everybody left the march straight.

Natural disasters are caused by Matt Bellamy's "Bliss" falsetto.

Matt Bellamy has no delete button on his computer, because everything he does is perfect.

[frozenpoetry]

when matt bellamy walks by, all the women in range undress themselves, hoping to be.......

 

nevermind:ninja:

[HighRevoltage]

when matt bellamy walks by, all the women in range undress themselves, hoping to be.......

 

nevermind:ninja:

 

:LOL: naughtyyy!

[EMMAlovesMUSE]

Matt Bellamy doesn't kill his chickens, the chickens commit suicide for him.

 

Matt Bellamy has never not been victorious.

Illegal file sharing was developed for Matt Bellamy's music.

Taylor Swift sang "You Belong With Me" cause she thought "I Belong To You" was written for her.

 

These are great!!

 

Let me try:

 

Matthew Bellamy didn't lose the plot, the plot lost itself.

 

Matthew Bellamy is so hot that after standing in his presence, you have to jump into a fire to cool off.

 

The Bellamy does not worship any Gods. They bow down to Him.

 

 

:LOL: :LOL: I love all of these!

 

Matthew Bellamy Can believe its not butter!

 

Matthew Bellamy Doesnt Pray to God.. God Prays to Matthew Bellamy

[Furygirl]

when matt bellamy walks by, all the women in range undress themselves, hoping to be.......

 

nevermind:ninja:

 

[mdc.mu]

(...)

Women want him (...)

 

Non.

[frozenpoetry]

:LOL: naughtyyy!

 

i know!!! i spent a little over 5 minutes over at the PMT..... and now all my innocence is gone!!!

 

 

Matt B never asks if he can rock your sox of. He just does.

 

 

 

ok, that was lame:ninja:

[HighRevoltage]

i know!!! i spent a little over 5 minutes over at the PMT..... and now all my innocence is gone!!!

 

 

Matt B never asks if he can rock your sox of. He just does.

 

 

 

ok, that was lame:ninja:

 

heh i know how you feel.. those latest photos are sizzlin'!

[LornaXx]

These are hilarious.

 

Matthew Bellamy diddn't delete the boards, the fact that Matthew Bellamy was using the boards did. sorry if it wasn't good

[Elight]

Only Matthew Bellamy can wear teal pants and make them look sexy!

 

If Matthew Bellamy was in a round room, he'd find a corner.

[Jambliss]

Matt Bellamy doesn't kill his chickens, the chickens commit suicide for him.

 

Best so far

[frozenpoetry]

in most countries 'sexy' isnt a word used to comment on pure hotness. they just refer to it as 'Bellamy'

[bizarre]

When Matt Bellamy passes by, all bananas in range peel themselves hoping to be eaten.

 

:LOL:

 

Love this thread!

[a-museing]

Matt Bellamy doesn't kill his chickens, the chickens commit suicide for him.

 

May I sig that?

[lukester911]

Matt Bellamy doesn't need a smoke alarm, he's always on fire.

[Mechagodzilla]

This thread is !!

 

Matthew Bellamy Can believe its not butter!

 

Can I sig that?

 

Here's my try...

 

Matthew Bellamy doesn't make mistakes...He meant to do that.

[EMMAlovesMUSE]

This thread is !!

 

 

 

Can I sig that?

 

Here's my try...

 

Matthew Bellamy doesn't make mistakes...He meant to do that.

 

haha yes u can sig it lol!

[humble-bee]

How about...

 

Matthew Bellamy's so hot, he sets your soul alight.

 

:$

[futurophu]

this reminds me of top gear..

 

some say he once bit the head off a chicken, because it asked him to.

some say HE is the stig.

some say he's never owned anything, the universe gave it to him, just cause he's awesome.

all we know is, he's called the Bellamy.

[wildwilly]

As a new fan, I have done more resarch and here is what I found:

 

He once dated a super model…long before she was a model or super.

 

He lives vicariously through himself.

 

President Obama has said he would be willing to take a bullet for him.

 

Stray circus dogs in London obey his every command.

 

Every time he goes for a swim, beautiful swim suit models riding dolphins appear.

 

Hot female fans have abducted him and then have asked “to be probed.”

 

Five Star Restaurants offer him his usual table…even if he has never dined there.

 

The most interesting rock-star in the world!!!

[shining_dark]

These are great!!

 

Let me try:

 

Matthew Bellamy didn't lose the plot, the plot lost itself.

 

:LOL: This is my favourite one

 

If Matthew Bellamy was in a round room, he'd find a corner.

 

hahaha...

 

If Matthew Bellamy goes sky diving, he doesn't fall back to earth - the earth comes back to him.

 

Matthew Bellamy does not get held up at traffic light - traffic lights gets held up by him.

[heart03]

i love this thread!!!

 

a tries

Matt Bellamy didn't delete the forum, the forum delete himself

Matt Bellamy don't needs sunglasses, sunglasses use him. ok that was a way really bad.

when matt bellamy breathes he don't breathe air, air goes for him. another one bad!

i'll trie more

[screwdriver]

has matt really spanked a woman magician? Or was that just for shits n giggles?