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Trilateral_Symmetry_Com'n. Escapee

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Okay, here's what I've come up with that's specific to Matt Bellamy. The son-of-a-gun deserves no less than some specialized attention, does he not? To wit[lessness]:

 

On the three days off on one tour between gigs in Gdansk and Leningrad, he managed to locate the legendary and long-lost Amber Room.

 

He recorded a scratch solo on the Midi X-Y screen of one of his guitars that, when played underwater to dolphins dragged back into the water after beaching themselves, persuades them to swim out towards the sea.

 

Matt Bellamy is secretly a Zetan, but that is not necessarily the best-kept secret of his identity -- namely, that he is also the first Zetan to be embraced by the International Brotherhood of Freemasonry. (Many Muse fans suspect the former; many Freemasons know of his membership in their fraternity; but only a handful of high-level Freemasons are certain of both.) The esteemed extraterrestrial ambassador and "out of this world" rock star attained the coveted "Third Degree" [the highest] level of the Master class of Freemasonry the day he was awarded his honorary Ph.D in Music from Plymouth University. The "guitar pick" pendant he wears now at all times is actually a stylized pyramid, designed by fellow Freemason Michael Graves. The Resistance tour stage design enshrines Masonic symbolism; the square cross-sections of the platforms are inspired by the Masonic square and compass; the platforms further represent the elevation of reason, enlightenment values and philosophy, and mathematical ratios embodied in song, and the angles of the platforms to each other, as well as the ratios of the platforms' vertical segments to each other, embody a numerological code referencing Masonic lore. There is something (a R.C. camera? a R.C. xenon spotlight?) mounted on top of a metal-frame pyramid on Bellamy's platform,* invoking the all-seeing eye on top of the pyramid, a motif Americans recognize from their dollar bills. If you only knew where to look (and had the access), you could also locate the discrete square-and-compass insignia burnished into each of Bellamy's Mattocasters, individually crafted for him by yet another fellow Freemason, Hugh Manson. And last but not least, the angular measurement between the two facial scars suffered by Matt Bellamy from his onstage mishaps with his own guitars, as measured over the first quarter-inch from the ends of the scars located closest to the inside corner of his eye and his mouth, measure a perfect 45'00" degrees. This was not entirely coincidental.

 

Matt Bellamy is... the most interesting rock star in the Milky Way Galaxy.

 

* Visible in the fourth pic in my Lolz post,

here.
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Kylee Escapee

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All of this stuff about him is true. Why are some of you calling these fantastic but true claims fiction?

 

Matt now dates Ron Jeremy's ex girl friend who, having dated Matt, describes Ron as "not very round but really short."

lol, you've got caught the muse virus fast and hard. may I suggest the PMT for you?

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Okay' date=' here's what I've come up with that's specific to Matt Bellamy. The son-of-a-gun deserves no less than some specialized attention, does he not? To wit[lessness']:

 

On the three days off on one tour between gigs in Gdansk and Leningrad, he managed to locate the legendary and long-lost Amber Room.

 

He recorded a scratch solo on the Midi X-Y screen of one of his guitars that, when played underwater to dolphins dragged back into the water after beaching themselves, persuades them to swim out towards the sea.

 

Matt Bellamy is secretly a Zetan, but that is not necessarily the best-kept secret of his identity -- namely, that he is also the first Zetan to be embraced by the International Brotherhood of Freemasonry. (Many Muse fans suspect the former; many Freemasons know of his membership in their fraternity; but only a handful of high-level Freemasons are certain of both.) The esteemed extraterrestrial ambassador and "out of this world" rock star attained the coveted "Third Degree" [the highest] level of the Master class of Freemasonry the day he was awarded his honorary Ph.D in Music from Plymouth University. The "guitar pick" pendant he wears now at all times is actually a stylized pyramid, designed by fellow Freemason Michael Graves. The Resistance tour stage design enshrines Masonic symbolism; the square cross-sections of the platforms are inspired by the Masonic square and compass; the platforms further represent the elevation of reason, enlightenment values and philosophy, and mathematical ratios embodied in song, and the angles of the platforms to each other, as well as the ratios of the platforms' vertical segments to each other, embody a numerological code referencing Masonic lore. There is something (a R.C. camera? a R.C. xenon spotlight?) mounted on top of a metal-frame pyramid on Bellamy's platform,* invoking the all-seeing eye on top of the pyramid, a motif Americans recognize from their dollar bills. If you only knew where to look (and had the access), you could also locate the discrete square-and-compass insignia burnished into each of Bellamy's Mattocasters, individually crafted for him by yet another fellow Freemason, Hugh Manson. And last but not least, the angular measurement between the two facial scars suffered by Matt Bellamy from his onstage mishaps with his own guitars, as measured over the first quarter-inch from the ends of the scars located closest to the inside corner of his eye and his mouth, measure a perfect 45'00" degrees. This was not entirely coincidental.

 

Matt Bellamy is... the most interesting rock star in the Milky Way Galaxy.

 

* Visible in the fourth pic in my Lolz post,

 

:eek:

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Chuck Norris can destroy a planet with one roundhouse kick, but when Matt Bellamy hits his falsetto, a whole universe shatters!

 

He's so awesome that HE interrupts Kanye!

 

:LOL:

 

Matt Bellamy can count to infinity, and can do it backwards as well.

So much better than the Chuck Norris variation. :LOL:

 

His songs have a secret ingredient in them, so when you listen you MUST crave more!

 

Truth.

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Matt Bellamy can cure female infertility with a single glance - a glance and a raised eyebrow and you're having twins.

 

Matt Bellamy is the real cause of climate change - he's so hot he's melting the polar icecaps.

 

Matt Bellamy bought sexy back first - but then he felt sorry for Justin Timberlake and let him borrow it.

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Matt Bellamy can cure female infetility with a single glance - a glance and a raised eyebrow and you're having twins.

 

Matt Bellamy is the real cause of climate change - he's so hot he's melting the polar icecaps.

 

Matt Bellamy bought sexy back first - but then he felt sorry for Justin Timberlake and let him borrow it.

 

:LOL: These are so funny!

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