Furygirl Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 has matt really spanked a woman magician? Or was that just for shits n giggles? Well, has Pres. Obama really said he'd take a bullet for him? Don't think so. But it does sound like something Matt would enjoy. The magician bit, I mean, not the bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwilly Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 All of this stuff about him is true. Why are some of you calling these fantastic but true claims fiction? Matt now dates Ron Jeremy's ex girl friend who, having dated Matt, describes Ron as "not very round but really short." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasingDreams Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Lolwtf this thread grew lots of lols I want some cereal now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 All of this stuff about him is true. Why are some of you calling these fantastic but true claims fiction? Matt now dates Ron Jeremy's ex girl friend who, having dated Matt, describes Ron as "not very round but really short." Mmmmkay.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyche Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Matt doesn't play out of time - time goes out of sync with matt actually can I sig this for a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Today in Finland!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Well, has Pres. Obama really said he'd take a bullet for him? Don't think so. Well I would bloody hope so! We need our Matt. He's more important than President Obama. America can get another president! Actually, I'm not even totally joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musex Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 To me , the most charismatic frontman of today's music scene . and eatable too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbauer Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 The Stig is no match for Matt Bellamy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choco_chia83 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 they should write this in the dictionary : Cool : see Matthew Bellamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighRevoltage Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Well I would bloody hope so! We need our Matt. He's more important than President Obama. America can get another president! Actually, I'm not even totally joking! Nah. We don't need a President. Muse will take over the world! muahahah! They're starting today with Helsinki! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrieB Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Nah. We don't need a President. Muse will take over the world! muahahah! They're starting today with Helsinki! That's what I mean! I bet more people would turn out to see Matthew Bellamy perform than President Obama presenting new policy initiatives! There you go! Sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellamy'szetagirl Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Luff this thread! The reason keytars were invented is so Matthew Bellamy would have another instrument to play. YouTube was created so Matthew Bellamy's image could be seen round the world. The Zetas only want one thing when they come to invade the Earth, Matthew Bellamy's mobile phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futurophu Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 In Soviet Russia awesome is Bellamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasingDreams Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 In Soviet Russia awesome is Bellamy. I knew someone was going to do one of these eventually /psychic prowess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwilly Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 When asked how to REALLY satisfy a woman, he replies, "here is how!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 When asked how to REALLY satisfy a woman, he replies, "who cares?" Well now you're just being silly. Matt would never say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenniferjenkinsdc Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 His pioneering geophysical mapping survey of the Bermuda Triangle proved it is actually a rhombus. Brilliant! *dying laughing* :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenniferjenkinsdc Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 When asked how to REALLY satisfy a woman, he replies, "who cares?" hmm... and just HOW does this make him the most interesting rock star in the world?? it doesn't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Phasers Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Chuck Norris can destroy a planet with one roundhouse kick, but when Matt Bellamy hits his falsetto, a whole universe shatters! YES. unfortunately I cannot think of any more facts to share... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwilly Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 When asked how to REALLY satisfy a woman, he replies, "here is how!" Now is everyone happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenniferjenkinsdc Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 He can speak Italian in English... His tour setlists are actually coded to unlock the dark matter in human DNA... At age two, his inventions already included: the balloon, the zetalphabet, and popcorn... He is Matthew Bellamy - the most interesting rock-star in the world!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syzygy Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 His songs have a secret ingredient in them, so when you listen you MUST crave more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shining_dark Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 actually can I sig this for a while? baha - go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Now is everyone happy? Well, better, but really I'm certain he would say "let's ask the woman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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