LuciaV Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Why did Muse break up Because they all died :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resistingkidMUSE Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 What did matt say too annyoing teenagers? darn screeangers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frakkles Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Q: Why did Muse sell out? A: To get new fans (because, from looking at this thread, their current ones are clearly morons). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteAssassin Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Q: Why did Muse sell out? A: To get new fans (because, from looking at this thread, their current ones are clearly morons). Wow, you really are an arse. :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frakkles Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Wow, you really are an arse. :] Can I help you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakofconverse Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 So Muse were on the coast for vacation, and there was a huge tropical storm. 100 mph winds and everything, obviously very dangerous. But Matt is sitting by the open window next to the toaster. He toasts a piece of bread, butters it, and then just tosses it out the open window! He does this multiple times and eventually Dom has to ask why. He says, "Matt, why are you throwing your toast out the window? That's just stupid. It just zooms away and disappears anyway cos of all the wind..." And Matt says, "Oh come on Dom. Why are you asking that? Everyone knows that butter flies in hurricanes." ... Love this one haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakofconverse Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 One day, Matt was trying out a new pasta recipe. About halfway through, Dom walked in to see Matt looking worried. "What's wrong?" he asked. Matt said, "Our thyme is running out!" Also a very nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevmamen96 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Wow, you really are an arse. :] Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawakangaroo Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Here's a bit of a long one: One day, Matt, for reasons unknown, decided to get a cat. It was a very small cat, so he decided to name it Micro. One day, Matt was busy eating pasta with Dom and Chris, when Micro jumped off of a table and launched himself at Matt, digging his claws into Matt's arm. It cut him pretty deeply, and a good amount of blood was pouring out of his arm. Apparently it hurt a lot too, because Matt started screaming and crying like a little girl from the pain. He was extremely embarrassed to let Dom and Chris see him crying like that, so he tried to cover it up by singing. But it didn't work too well. Dom and Chris noticed, and when they were finished laughing at him, asked him what happened. Matt just wailed, "Micro cut me!" And that is where the song Micro Cuts came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 lol on firtst sight I've read "muse jobs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareeh Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 neutron star collision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatsername Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 neutron star collision. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headphones Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Matt angry to Dom: "Dom, you dumb-bass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchelluk Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 The jokes on here are so amuseing he's a few of my sad jokes, what was superdog thinking when Dom returned home from the awards ? Gosh you did WINALOT, but your late , and lie get you back when you have your next cup of tea . Ha ha yes I know its sad. But I tried. Ha ha. What are muses favourite sweets, matt mars bar, Chris milky way, Dom orbit chewing gum. How did Dom feel when the cafe got his sandwich order wrong. Cheesed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizen666 Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 nice vid I dont get the muse relation tho.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boz Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Why shouldn't you let Matt near the King of Canada with a food processor? Royal Canadian blended Edit: No pun-intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bliss_freak Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 i thought this one would be posted up already ... Q - Why did the chicken cross the road??? A - Because Matt Bellamy was chasing it lol not v. good but the only one i knew ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupus Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Why shouldn't you let Matt near the King of Canada with a food processor? Royal Canadian blended Edit: No pun-intended I really really really hope you're not Canadian... we don't exactly have a king... sort of, but he's not the King of Canada. Dom after a date: "I quite like that Brianna-" "spreading knife? Really Dom? Enough with the gay cheese! And don't even think about the blue--" "Chee's not gay!" Which reminds me of another joke thats unrelated to Muse, where a women challenges a dog to impress her using the words liver and cheese in one sentence. The dog replies "Liver alone, cheese mine!" Oh boy, that was ruff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boz Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I really really really hope you're not Canadian... we don't exactly have a king... sort of, but he's not the King of Canada. No i'm English and i've never been to Canada! I didn't know if there was or not but its the only way the "Joke" (Using that term loosely) works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupus Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 No i'm English and i've never been to Canada! I didn't know if there was or not but its the only way the "Joke" (Using that term loosely) works! Oh if your English thats still kind of no excuse! But so long you only said that for the joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCR-MUSE Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Why did Matt Bellamy cross the rode? He wanted to 'touch the other side'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janine Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Muse are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloriousAssassin Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Muse are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeboer01 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Holy Shit! I didn't know Matt played Ceasar on "Life of Brian"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdaIZSeoRBg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Chondriac Muser6977 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Holy Shit! I didn't know Matt played Ceasar on "Life of Brian"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdaIZSeoRBg Welease Wodewick! I can see the wesemblence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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