Iain Behr Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Spike Milligan said that it was humour that helped win the war. So I figured (somehow it'll tie up) that we could all make up Muse jokes...you know...something different. I can't think of anything good, but here are some examples: Q: How many Matt Bellamy's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Because Darkshines! Q: What did Muse become when they were offered a dodgy contract? A: Knights of Doncynia (don't sign here) Ok, ok...I know these are lame, but you all will surely think of some side-splitters. Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargoyle88 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Haha the first ones awesome! Lifted my spirits no end this morning that has:D (horrible horrible essay to finish for christ not long now). Id contribute but like i say im busy... on the messageboard, damn;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'll burn your horizons Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 hahaha at the jokes. you're good. do more. i got this image of heaps of matts trying to screw in a lightbulb and that alone made me laugh. i'm so bad at jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keen29 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Spike Milligan said that it was humour that helped win the war. So I figured (somehow it'll tie up) that we could all make up Muse jokes...you know...something different. I can't think of anything good, but here are some examples: Q: How many Matt Bellamy's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Because Darkshines! Q: What did Muse become when they were offered a dodgy contract? A: Knights of Doncynia (don't sign here) Ok, ok...I know these are lame, but you all will surely think of some side-splitters. Go! That first one's brilliant. Do more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuso Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 There's something wrong with these people, since they considering those funny. No offence meant for the joke-maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN MUSE? 3 OR 4, DEPENDS IF YOU COUNT MORGAN OR NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGB- Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Why did Matt Bellamy cross the road? To get to the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted one Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Q. What occupation does Matt Bellamy have? A. A MUSE-ician Q. Where would you find an exhibition dedicated to Matt Bellamy? A. In a MUSE-eum Q. What did Queen Victoria say after hearing Matt Bellamy singing? A. We are not aMUSEd Q. What is Matt Bellamy's favourite breakfast dish? A. MUSEli Q. Where does Matt Bellamy go on his holidays A. To an aMUSEment park Did u hear about the matt bellamy pokemon cheat? it gives u a lot of mews why does matt bellamy keep a lot of cows he likes the moos What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maylee Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW I like this one:LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic Rose Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 *shoots self in head* *tries to get another bullet in as her lifeless body falls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titta Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Q. What is Matt Bellamy's favourite breakfast dish? A. MUSEli I like this one!!!! heheh:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickjames Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Muse jokes, arent aware of any, but when my mates take the piss out of me cos they think the music is depressing, they say How do you stop a Muse fan from Dying? Take away his razorblades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostkiwibird Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Q. What did Queen Victoria say after hearing Matt Bellamy singing? A. We are not aMUSEd That one is class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMUSEdflick Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 There's something wrong with these people, since they considering those funny. No offence meant for the joke-maker. *shoots self in head* *tries to get another bullet in as her lifeless body falls* :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL: now THAT was funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikoPotter Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW I literally lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emilya Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 what's a chav's favourite muse album? ASBO-lution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockerjazzie Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 what's a chav's favourite muse album? ASBO-lution :LOL::LOL::LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meep Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 why does matt bellamy keep a lot of cows he likes the moos Oh dear what's a chav's favourite muse album? ASBO-lution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMfrompoland!! Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW !! That's amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxsnowflakesxX Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Q. What is Matt Bellamy's favourite breakfast dish? A. MUSEli I like this one!!!! heheh:D Hehe there must be something wrong with me I giggled at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(James) Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Muse walk into a bar. You would have though one of them would have seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackstin Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Ok Radiohead, Muse, and the Arctic Monkeys go into a bar. Radiohead become good, the Arctic Moneys become overrated and Muse become forgotten within five years. Do I need to work on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emilya Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Muse walk into a bar. You would have though one of them would have seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Gloom Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 what does matt write? MUSE-ic matt walks into a bar...ow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight from cydonia Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 what did matt ask from god? can i please get my pay check ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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