resistingkidMUSE Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 what did matt bellamy say to a customer at a con shop come waste your millions here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherry lips Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Why is Matthew Bellamy afraid of the other two Muse members? Because they are wolves! Dominic HOWLard and Chris WOLFstenholme! Yeah, I know, it sucks. Your avatar is freaking me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinaStarlight Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 It's a vintage one but I like it: "A member of Muse walks into a bar. The other two walk under it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resistingkidMUSE Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 It's a vintage one but I like it: "A member of Muse walks into a bar. The other two walk under it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resistingkidMUSE Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Your avatar is freaking me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomWillett97 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Q-Why do Muse hate the beach? A-They easily get Sunburn Q-Where do Muse feel weakest? A- a Muscle Museum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomWillett97 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 What do you call prostitutes with Matt Bellamy as their pimp? Hobiz. Thats quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedward Bear Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Why did Matt Bellamy cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the shop to where he wanted to go Matt Bellamy walks into a bar... And the barman says "What can I get you" He replies "a coke please" Barman says "that will be £1:99 please" He says "I've only got £1:90... I think I have I may have 9 pence in the car" He wonders out into the car park and slips on a banana and scrapes his knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saaz Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Why did Matt Bellamy cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the shop to where he wanted to go Matt Bellamy walks into a bar... And the barman says "What can I get you" He replies "a coke please" Barman says "that will be £1:99 please" He says "I've only got £1:90... I think I have I may have 9 pence in the car" He wonders out into the car park and slips on a banana and scrapes his knee. Hahaha amazing. I've got one Why did Muse break up Because they all died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Why did Matt Bellamy cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the shop to where he wanted to go Matt Bellamy walks into a bar... And the barman says "What can I get you" He replies "a coke please" Barman says "that will be £1:99 please" He says "I've only got £1:90... I think I have I may have 9 pence in the car" He wonders out into the car park and slips on a banana and scrapes his knee. :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Kitty Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Chris, Dom and Matt are on the tourbus in Transylvania when Dracula (HARDCORE and not sparkly and emo and shite) jumps on the windscreen The all scream like women, except for Chris who takes the wheel and swerves all over the road "Quick Matt!" says Chris! "Show him your cross!" Matt screams "Get off the fucking bus you vampire cunt!" (THE VAMPIRE WAS KIRK! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyounaanbread Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hahaha amazing. I've got one Why did Muse break up Because they all died so simple yet so effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinaStarlight Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Dom and Matt being, y'know, short... More importantly, I've never met anyone who hasn't heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Hahaha amazing. I've got one Why did Muse break up Because they all died I normally find these hilarious, but I'd just laugh if the people weren't Muse. , I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initialdylan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 ^ I think that's a reference to that moron comedian who made fun of Muse dying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sehgal1020 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Hahahahaha.........................so funny........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss_Saturday Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Muse jokes, arent aware of any, but when my mates take the piss out of me cos they think the music is depressing, they say How do you stop a Muse fan from Dying? Take away his razorblades OMG I know heaps of ppl that say Muse is depressing?! What! I guess we are blinded by their greatness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss_Saturday Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 It's a vintage one but I like it: "A member of Muse walks into a bar. The other two walk under it." LOL another short joke.. NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackparker Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 not excatly a joke but wouldn't it be ironic if Matt went out with Catherine Zeta Jones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduuu- Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 not excatly a joke but wouldn't it be ironic if Matt went out with Catherine Zeta Jones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elise<3sMuse Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 not excatly a joke but wouldn't it be ironic if Matt went out with Catherine Zeta Jones? :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedward Bear Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 OMG I know heaps of ppl that say Muse is depressing?! What! I guess we are blinded by their greatness... They've gone depressingly shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamWalker104 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 not excatly a joke but wouldn't it be ironic if Matt went out with Catherine Zeta Jones?[/quote +1 this made me laugh so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat_714 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 not excatly a joke but wouldn't it be ironic if Matt went out with Catherine Zeta Jones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resistingkidMUSE Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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