Jobby Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Holy Shit! I didn't know Matt played Ceasar on "Life of Brian"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdaIZSeoRBg Someone please God send this to him on twitter or something Or at least to Tom, we'll get a reaction then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeboer01 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Someone please God send this to him on twitter or something Or at least to Tom, we'll get a reaction then I'll try, but I've never been tweeted back before! Maybe someone else can too? ETA: Tweeted to @Tom & @Muse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 What was Matt Bellamy told to do after his first comedy routine? Take a bow. C'mon, you knew this had to happen someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeboer01 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 What was Matt Bellamy told to do after his first comedy routine? Take a bow. C'mon, you knew this had to happen someday. Ummm I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Ummm I don't get it. Because after you perform you bow to the audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeboer01 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Because after you perform you bow to the audience. Oh geez.... A few too many cocktails must have nullified reality! OOPS! Otherwise, I have no excuse... Whoops!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_writer Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Oh geez.... A few too many cocktails must have nullified reality! OOPS! Otherwise, I have no excuse... Whoops!! But the joke's punny, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 It's a vintage one but I like it: "A member of Muse walks into a bar. The other two walk under it." It's totally lame that I spent up time thinking of these. Matt Bellamy is a bartender famous for his lime drinks. They're insanely popular and several large parties come into his bar and order them. Many customers are still ordering them, but Matt is getting short on ingredients. One customer shouts out, "Hey, what's taking so long?" Frustrated, Matt yells, "OUR LIME IS RUNNING OUT!" Oh dear. :facepalm: :stunned: <------intital reaction a split second later ---------------------->:LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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