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Muse Jokes

Iain Behr

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It's a vintage one but I like it:


"A member of Muse walks into a bar.




The other two walk under it."


It's totally lame that I spent up time thinking of these. :facepalm:


Matt Bellamy is a bartender famous for his lime drinks. They're insanely popular and several large parties come into his bar and order them. Many customers are still ordering them, but Matt is getting short on ingredients. One customer shouts out, "Hey, what's taking so long?"

Frustrated, Matt yells, "OUR LIME IS RUNNING OUT!"


Oh dear. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:


:stunned::stunned: <------intital reaction


a split second later ---------------------->:LOL::LOL::LOL:

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