Omegle Musers

[SilverMuse603]

Yaaaaaayyyy!!

 

I found Spook6!!!

[hyperactivesteph]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: MATT?

Stranger: DAMON!

You: Where's matt? :'(

Stranger: He jumped... im sorry. He's now a squashed mass of gore at the bottom of the grand canyon...

You: No he isn't! He just texted me saying he will meet me tonight at Cydonia!

You: Why would you say something like that just rude.

You: =/

Stranger: I dont know what came over me...

You: So do you know where matt is?

Stranger: I dont know him.

Stranger: do you?

You: Of course! He is Matt. And he is going to meet me in Cydonia and we are going to meet the knights and we going out for drinkies ;P

Stranger: Muse?

You: What about MUSE?

Stranger: Knights of Cydonia!

 

!!!

[notyounaanbread]

You: THE SMALL PRINT

Stranger: THE LARGE PUPPY

[Furygirl]

Stranger:……….._„-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-„

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:awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

 

(Still no luck on the Muser hunt though )

 

I got something like that, but it wasn't Pedobear. It was a giant penis.

[brainwashed]

You: THE SMALL PRINT

Stranger: THE LARGE PUPPY

I can't even tell you for how long i laughed at this ^^

 

I got something like that, but it wasn't Pedobear. It was a giant penis.

 

well.. that's just amusing

 

 

Edit : I forgot

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: GIVE ME ALL THE PEACE AND JOY IN YOUR MIND

Stranger: You're a sick bastard.

You: no

You: D:

Stranger: Love you

You:

You: me too

Stranger: Yayayayayayayayay.

You: lets get married

You: i'll sing Muse songs for you

Stranger: Sounds like a plan

Stranger: OHMYGOD. Love them.

You: do you?

Stranger: I love you even more now!

Stranger: Haha no not really, I mean I've only heard like two songs but I like them!

You: u know what's the song that i sang u before?

You: oh

You: D:

You: what songs?

Stranger: I don't believe you've ever sang me a Muse song!?

You: yes, i did *GIVE ME ALL THE PEACE AND JOY IN YOUR MIND*

Stranger: I don't know the names. I think, Nuetron Star Collision?

You: oh god, you fail at life

You have disconnected.

 

when this *stranger* said that only knew 2 songs i knew it...

[hyperactivesteph]

You: GIVE ME ALL THE PEACE AND JOY IN YOUR MIND

 

Stranger: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS

You: Aww but it will create bliss?

Stranger: I like to keep things for myself

You: What if i ask you to Sing for Absolution? Will you do that?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: Dude, what are ypu talking about?

Stranger: *you

You: Are you a god of a shrinking universe?

You: Then i may tell you.

Stranger: this is ridiculous

You: Our time is running out my friend.

[Moonshoes]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Dom Howard

Stranger: A wild RATATA appeared!

Stranger: What will stranger do?

You: Ceiling Dom I chose you!

Stranger: Ratata used Tail Whip!

Stranger: Ceiling Dom's defense lowered!

You: Ceiling Dom used perverted stare!

Stranger: Ratata evaded the attack!

Stranger: Wild Ratata fled.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Maximum Kaoss]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Dom Howard

Stranger: A wild RATATA appeared!

Stranger: What will stranger do?

You: Ceiling Dom I chose you!

Stranger: Ratata used Tail Whip!

Stranger: Ceiling Dom's defense lowered!

You: Ceiling Dom used perverted stare!

Stranger: Ratata evaded the attack!

Stranger: Wild Ratata fled.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

OMG Actually laughing my ass offf

[Supermassive_Deadstar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: meow

You: woof

Stranger: meow,meow,prrrrr.

You: grrrr

Stranger: /:

You: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Stranger: pshhh. meow.

You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL

Stranger: lmao.

You: nice cahttin with u

You: *chattin

Stranger: mhmm.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mechagodzilla]

You: SO CONFUSED WHEN YOU'RE LOST IN THE GROOVE!

Stranger: FUCK A DUCK

You: Ok.

You: I'll go do that now.

You: Bye!

You have disconnected.

 

Bet that confused them!

[Sanushrah]

Stranger: I don't believe you've ever sang me a Muse song!?

You: yes, i did *GIVE ME ALL THE PEACE AND JOY IN YOUR MIND*

Stranger: I don't know the names. I think, Nuetron Star Collision?

You: oh god, you fail at life

You have disconnected.

 

when this *stranger* said that only knew 2 songs i knew it...

 

poor soul...

[Unspoken]

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You: Faff bags are everywhere!

Stranger: Whats that ?!

You: You don't wanna know!

You: Scary shit!

Stranger: u mean the bombs ?

You: No, faff bags

Stranger: whats a faff?!

You: http://www.musewiki.org/Dom%27s_faff_bag

You: Read about it here.

Stranger: how does it gets bigger?

You: It will take over the world!

Stranger: ok bro

Stranger: lol

Stranger: now

Stranger: dhl bombs r much scarier

You: NO! nothing is scarier than Dom's faff bag!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MuseMegz]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Dom Howard

Stranger: A wild RATATA appeared!

Stranger: What will stranger do?

You: Ceiling Dom I chose you!

Stranger: Ratata used Tail Whip!

Stranger: Ceiling Dom's defense lowered!

You: Ceiling Dom used perverted stare!

Stranger: Ratata evaded the attack!

Stranger: Wild Ratata fled.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I had something like that last night, but i was tired and couldnt be bothered talking much....

 

Stranger: Our eyes have met! I challenge you to a battle! GO, CHARIZARD!

You: *gets fire extinguisher*, i win

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[sta+cey]

Ok, so this is my first time posting, but I found this thread and I was like "Oh God." Because today I just tricked someone into believing I was Matt and had this whole long convo. Warning: it's awfully long...and ignore my fail attempts to use British English.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 32/m/UK, and believe it or not, i'm a famous rockstar

Stranger: if so who are you?

You: Matthew Bellamy

Stranger: how are you famous?

You: I'm in a band

You: you know.

Stranger: what band?

You: Muse.

Stranger: wow i do know

You: hell yes.

Stranger: thats awesome

You: cheers!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i love people from the UK,by the way

Stranger: their accents

Stranger:

You: Fuck yes!

Stranger:

Stranger: i live in the usa

You: the US was pretty nice, just finished touring there a while back

Stranger: what state?

You: oh, we went to...hell, let's see...california, minesota, wisconsin, colorado...

You: where else, my memory's going.

Stranger: no north carolina?

You: yeah we went there!

Stranger: i live there

Stranger: that makes me sad

You: nice, some pretty nice fans there

Stranger:

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: you should come back soon

Stranger: id definitely go to a concert

You: i'm hoping to, we may come back to the states in '11

Stranger: thatd be fantastic

You: cheers for that x

Stranger: cheers!

You: always great to have another fan

Stranger: you know it.

Stranger: which one are you from the band?

You: the skinny wanker

You:

Stranger: hahaha.

Stranger: blonde hair?

You: no, it's brown

You: that blonde would be Dom

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorry

You: quite alright.

Stranger: you seem like a cool guy

You: thank you very much

You: as do you, mate!

Stranger: youre welcome and thanks much

You: no problem

Stranger: would it be to much trouble for you to email your touring list to me?

You: for this year?

Stranger: yeah

You: check it out on our site, we're almost done for the year however

You: muse.mu

Stranger: okay i will

You: it'll be nice getting off the road for a while

Stranger: i bet

Stranger: i can only imagine that stress you guys have

You: yeah, well we do quite enjoy our work though

Stranger: i know

You: it'll be good for Chris to get to spend some time with his family

Stranger: yeah. im guessing you and dom arent married?

You: Oh Jesus Christ.

Stranger: what?

You: those rumours.

You: they are quite funny, aren't they?

You: I can assure you we are not gay

Stranger: oh no i wasn't thinking that

You: no matter how gay Dom's trousers may get

Stranger: i was just asking

You: oh.

Stranger: hahaha

You: alright then

Stranger: sorry for the confusion

You: it's fine

Stranger: so yall are finishing your tour at australia

You: yeah yeah, australia's always been great, great fans there as well

Stranger: great fans ever where

You: I'll drink to that

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what do you like to do other than perform?

You: I do come to LA quite often now to see my girlfriend

You: so that's always nice

Stranger: awwww. thats cute

You: xx

Stranger: but what some of your hobbies?

You: I really do love music, I am always thinking about it

You: I also love to make pasta.

You: that may sound strange, but it's true

Stranger: i love pasta

You: nice, so do i, obviously

Stranger: yepp.

Stranger: id love to go to italy

Stranger: ever been there?

You: yes, actually, I live there!

Stranger: That's awesome.

Stranger: no wonder why you like pasta.

You: yeah.

You: nice pasta there, really

Stranger: thats one reason i wanna go

Stranger: im dieing to eat it

You: yeah, that's definitely somewhere you should visit, who knows one day you may spot me there!

Stranger: that'd be awesome.

Stranger: i would be like im that one girl from omegle.

You: I'll be fucked if I remember that

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Are you the lead singer of Muse?

You: yeah, I also do guitar and keyboard

Stranger: wow

Stranger: that's awesome

You: ah, thanks very much

Stranger: welcome

Stranger: i like your song Uprising

You: yeah, that seems to be pretty big

Stranger: on youtube it has over 20 million hits

You: bloody hell, i haven't even bothered to check

Stranger: now you know

Stranger: but who came up with the idea for the video?

You: I contributed to it, also Tom

Stranger: who's tom?

You: he's our media manager

You: he takes care of all that stuff

Stranger: oh

Stranger: the video is interesting.

You: brilliant, i've made my mark. teddy bears were quite nice, eh?

Stranger: yes. gives me a whole new outlook on them.

Stranger: ha

You: great, good to know !

You: oh damn, i've got to get off this computer

Stranger: alright

You: it was fantastic talking to you

You: hope to see you at a gig sometime!

Stranger: it was great talking to you

Stranger: definitely

You: cheers x

Stranger: cheers x

You have disconnected.

 

After this, I felt like such an ass. I am so very very sorry, poor girl. Especially if you ever see this.

[Mariska.]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Dom Howard

Stranger: A wild RATATA appeared!

Stranger: What will stranger do?

You: Ceiling Dom I chose you!

Stranger: Ratata used Tail Whip!

Stranger: Ceiling Dom's defense lowered!

You: Ceiling Dom used perverted stare!

Stranger: Ratata evaded the attack!

Stranger: Wild Ratata fled.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[LifeOfSydonia]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: I'm watching you

You: ceiling DOM?!?!

Stranger: Oo

You: omg i feel so special

You: i've heard about this phenomena, but never knew i would be one of those to experience it

You: Ceiling Dom is really real

Stranger: forreal?

You: apparently

Stranger: wth is ceiling dom? o-o

Stranger: i feel shtupid nao -w-

You: he lives in the ceiling

You: and sometimes the fan

Stranger: ohhh damn!

Stranger: i better watch out

You: u really should, cause ceiling dom is always watching

Stranger: eww

Stranger: D;

Stranger: voyer!

You: it's kind of disturbing actually

Stranger: yeah i know..

You: creepy stuff

Stranger: speaking of tha

You: what?

Stranger: do you read creepypasa?

Stranger: pasta**

You: what's that?

Stranger: its a website

You: you mean matt's homemade pasta?

Stranger: with scary stories

You: yeah i heard it taste awful

Stranger: eww

Stranger: you have bad taste sir?

Stranger: its an acquired taste

You: i do not.

You: i have excellent taste thank u very much

Stranger: lol what do you taste then

Stranger: cos i taste air

You: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

You have disconnected.

[LifeOfSydonia]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: change in the air

Stranger: is

Stranger: a song?

You: yes!

You: ruled by secrecy !

Stranger: any chance by...

Stranger: clint black?

You: no, muse.

Stranger: darn.

You: it's a really good song though

Stranger: I'll youtube itl

Stranger: it*

You: do it!

Stranger: haha okay

You: the vocals are beautful

You: haunting

Stranger: ooh, sounds good so far

You: it gets better

You: wait for the solo

Stranger: Aw, it's like... hauntingly beautiful.

You: i know right!

You: he's a genius

Stranger: Alright, now it's going on my ipod. XD

You: yaaay!

 

Someone finally listened!

[Unspoken]

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Take off your disguise, I know that underneath it's me

Stranger: uhhhhhhhh

Stranger: weirdo

Stranger: PERV

You: O_o

You: NOT MY FAULT DOM STOLE MY BANANA!

Stranger: i swear your on crack

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[drawakangaroo]

You: Muse?

Stranger: YEAH!

You: Really? :DDDD

Stranger: i like it

You: What's your favorite songs by them?

Stranger: hysteria

You: awesome

Stranger: ^^

You: I really like Fury, Megalomania, Knights of Cydonia, and Showbiz

Stranger: i dont know any of those bands :S

You: Those are Muse songs...

[TrebleRose689]

You: I really like Fury, Megalomania, Knights of Cydonia, and Showbiz

Stranger: i dont know any of those bands :S

You: Those are Muse songs...

 

[Squittle]

You: FEARRR

You: AND PANIC IN THE AIR

You: I WANT TO BE FREE

Stranger: fucking miss you matt

You: FROM DESOLATION AND DESPAIR

You: AND I FEEEEELLLLL

Stranger: oooooh

You: LIKE EVERYTHING I SOW

You: IS BEING SWEPT AWAY

Stranger: sounds familiar

You: WELL I REFUSE TO LET YOU GO

You: Bellamy?

You: ?

Stranger: yeeeees

You: I wish to make love to you, whoever you are, right now.

You have disconnected.

 

I feel accomplished.

[MuseHolic111]

I had this conversation today

 

You: time has come to make things right

Stranger: has it?

Stranger: what do you mean by that?

Stranger: hello?

You: wait

You: this is the end of the world

Stranger: i hope not

You: come ride with me

Stranger: where will we go?

You: through the veins of history

Stranger: sounds pretty poetic

You: you can be sure

Stranger: my life seemed an all encompassing storm

Stranger: through loss upon loss from my heart hope was torn

Stranger: crisis after crisis time and time again

You: you make us wanna die

Stranger: each day a new problem without any end

Stranger: dark clouds thickend over my head

You: you make me sick

Stranger: i felt less alone then someone physicly dead

Stranger: in anguish i cried out to the Father above

You: why cant you see that when we bleed we bleed the same?

Stranger: He lovingly reached down with His Arms of Love

Stranger: Picking me up in response to the cry

You: i caaaant get it riiiight!!!

Stranger: i hang my headin such shame

You: you will not find mee!

 

Then i disconnected

[Moonshoes]

Searching again, with starters ranging from song lyrics to asking about Fatty's leg.

[Scorch1494]

I never heard of that site, but after I saw the first post, I went there

 

Stranger: hey

You: MUSE RULES

Stranger: yea hard lol

Stranger: wats ur fave song

You: super massive black hole

 

then the guy left

[InvincibleMicroStar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Muse

Stranger: hi

Stranger: good band

You: Yeeee

You: Saw them at wembley

You:

Stranger: me 2

You: D: really which day?!

Stranger: sat

You: I went Friday

Stranger: cool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.