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Mechagodzilla Escapee

Mechagodzilla

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Stranger: hi

You: I was seeeaaarching

Stranger: m/f?

You: you were on a mission

Stranger: you make no sense

You: then our hearts combines like a...

Stranger: that's a load of crap...

Stranger: you wrote that?

You: NEUTRON STAR COLLISON

Stranger: you should retire

You: LOL no

Stranger: well... it sucks

Stranger: don't steal work that sucks

You: tbh it does

You: But that one cock up doesn't stop me from loving that band

Stranger: .... I never heard it.. but they sound like shit

You: No, they're actually really really great it's just that song that wasn't a particularly good move for them...

Stranger: suuuure........

Stranger: are all their songs hopeless fucking love-songs?

You: wait, please don't disconnect!

Stranger: ook...

Stranger: are you a chick?

You: yes

Stranger: obviously...

You:

(Citizen Erased, Glasto '04)

Stranger: no wat

Stranger: way*

You: here watch this

Stranger: nah

You: please?

Stranger: go fuck yourself bitch... I don't like kiddie music...

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

 

Stranger: hi

You: what were we built for, would someone tell me please?

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: we were built to love and spread love

You: LOVE IS FOREVERRRR

Stranger: thats true

You: Now I've got nothing left to lose!

Stranger: why?

Stranger: what happened?

You: But I'm lost, crushed, cold and confused

You: with no guiding light left inside

You: :(

Stranger: can i help you?

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: hello hello

You: Cydonia

Stranger: where is it?

You: Eurasia

Stranger: ok

You: I will be chasing a starlight, untill the end of my life but I don't know if it's worth it anymore

Stranger: what happened?

Stranger: have someone cheated upon you?

You: yes

Stranger: your boyfriend?

You: But I'll still take all the blame

Stranger: fine then carry on

Stranger: can i know your name?

You: I can't remember when it was good. the moments of happiness elude, maybe I'm just misunderstood

You: Matt

Stranger: so matt i believe you are a boy?

You: yes

Stranger: then try to be strong and don't cry

 

LOOOOLLLLL I think they thought I was being serious.

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Horcrux Escapee

Horcrux

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: RIP Santa (Glitterati)

Stranger: what???!

Stranger: santa died?!

You: Yep :'(

Stranger: but.. i want christmas presents..

Stranger: who am i gonna send my wish list to now?!

You: But don't worry

You: there is now Santa 2.0

You: Known as

You: The Son of Santa

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sweet!!

Stranger: i like 2.0 better

Stranger: what does that mean?

Stranger: exactly..

You: It's a guitar

Stranger: i dont want no guitarr!

You: the guitar is Santa

Stranger: santa is a guitarr?!

You: Yes

You: And he died a terrible death

Stranger: but whos the new santa?

Stranger: i dont care about old santa

Stranger: i just want my presents

You: Santa 2.0

You: the son of Santa, is the new santa

Stranger: but is the new santa a guitarr?!

You: Yes and so was the old santa

Stranger: I HATE SANTA!!!

Stranger: i want santa to be an old fat man

Stranger: with red clothes

Stranger: and white beard

You: why not a glittery red guitar?

Stranger: because

Stranger: NO

You: http://erato1.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/the-glitterati-died-11102009.jpg

You: here is santa

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: santa looks gay

You: He's so pretty

Stranger: no

Stranger: he looks gay

Stranger: show me a bad ass santa instead

You: oksy

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/Casino3.jpg

Stranger: siamese twins santa!!

You: YES

Stranger: not hot though..

Stranger: show me sexy fierce santa!

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/LaserManson.jpg

Stranger: now thats what i call a santa!

You: yes!

You: :D

Stranger: so josh, do you have any other guitarrs you wanna show me?

You: Josh?

Stranger: yes, you seem like a josh to me

Stranger: i decided to call you that

You: okay, sure

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/Neoncaster2.jpg

Stranger: LOL, whos that?!

Stranger: what a nerd..

You: It's a Keytar

Stranger: yes, and a nerd!!!'

Stranger: is that santas nerdy cousin?

You: it's his deformed cousin

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/Manson_7_String_E_Guitar_showcase.png

You: Santas Uncle, a seven string guitar

Stranger: omg, santas uncle is hot..

Stranger: UILF

You: I know right

Stranger: yeah, very

Stranger: he makes me think about jack and coke

Stranger: he looks like a whiskey guy

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Mechagodzilla Escapee

Mechagodzilla

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You: Hi can you help me out a sec?

Stranger: of course

You: I've lost my megaphone

Stranger: whats that

You: one of these http://www.reedcoretech.com/images/jobar-megaphone.jpg

You: I need it to play feeling good

Stranger: where did you lose it

You: I think the fans stole it, they know how much i love playing that song

Stranger: ok so you wanna sing it?

You: yes, i need my mega phone for the second verse

Stranger: so.. birds flying high

You: you know how I feel

You: sun in the sky..

Stranger: you know how i feel

You: reeds drifting on by, you know how i feel

Stranger: its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life

You: for me........and I'm feeling good

You: fish in the sea, you know how i feel

Stranger: river running free, you know how i feel

You: blossom in the trees, you know how i feel. it's a new dawn...

Stranger: its a new day.. its a new life, for me.. and im feeling good

You: now, this is where I need my megaphone. it's not the same without it!

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: what should we do?

You: have you met any of my fans? they answer to the name of Muser

Stranger: i think i read some of their books, stephanie meyer?

You: infact....our drummer could have it...

You: Stephanie meyer can burn in hell

Stranger: maybe she stole it?

You: if she did, I'll kill her.

You: i've been wanting to do that for a while

Stranger: oh how come?

You: I hate Stephanie Meyer if you hadn't guessed

Stranger: yes i did, but why?

You: fucking bitch wrote twishite

Stranger: you dont like it?

You: hell no.

Stranger: did you read any of it

Stranger: so good

You: you've got to be joking

Stranger: i read all 5 of em

You: wow...that's pretty sad

Stranger: yes i almost cried at the ending

Stranger: just kidding

You: I did too

Stranger: but i did read all of the books

You: I just couldn't believe I payed for that peice of shit

Stranger: i liked the books.. even though the plot was a bit gay

Stranger: and the movies.. didnt like em at all

You: The movies don't interest me at all.

Stranger: no they are pretty shit and i dont like the maingirl whatever her name is

You: fuck it, I don't like any of them!

Stranger: no?

Stranger: alice!!!!!!

You: (n)

Stranger: no?

You: y'know, the Volvo that vampire drives was the best actor in the film

Stranger: haha

Stranger: volvos are from sweden!

You: I know that

Stranger: and i live there

You: Ahhh

Stranger: what should we do about ur megaphone?

You: Hmm dunno, I guess I'll have to change the set lits

You: *lists

You: and give them Neutron Star collision on repeat as punishment.

You: with Guiding Light as the encore

You: and then Guiding light again, but backwards

Stranger: mygod what are you talking about

You: well you asked what to do about the megaphone so I said, change the setlists because Feeling Good can't be played

Stranger: ohh

You: we'll play the other shit songs just to piss them off!

Stranger: you dont like the other songs?

You: yes, of course I do!

Stranger: i like unintended?

You: this is just punishment for stealing my megaphone

You: ahh yes, I like that song too

Stranger: what have you done today?

You: I have been trying to find my freaking megaphone!

You: but now, I must walk the dog. goodbye!

You have disconnected.

 

Feeling Good sing along FTW! :awesome:

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Sanushrah Escapee

Sanushrah

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You: maffoo?

Stranger: mofoo?

You: no, maffoo

Stranger: whats maffo?

You: it's me, Dommeh

You: maffoo is matt bellamy

Stranger: OH MAAAAA DAWD

Stranger: II SPOKE TO YOU YESTERDAY!

Stranger: LMFAAOOO

You: OMGGGGG

You: aND YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM TODAY?

Stranger: NOOOO </3

You: D:

You: no track of bananas?

You: or magic mushrooms?

 

apparently, he didn't....

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TrebleRose689 Escapee

TrebleRose689

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I had such a funny converstion. but I forgot to copy/paste it :supersad:

 

It was really short though, so I can pretty much remember it word for word:

 

Me: What were we built for? Could someone tell me please?

Stranger: To have babies

Me: But she can't.

Stranger: Wait, who? Really?

Me: Yeah. And she won't accept gifts from me.

Stranger: Why not? Are you ugly?

Me: No. I'm a Megalomaniac.

Stranger: ...?

 

And then they disconnected :LOL:

 

I love starting convos with "What were we built for?" People have lots of interesting answers :chuckle:

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shinyMor Escapee

shinyMor

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this Omegle this is addictive

 

You: i'm matt bellamy

Stranger: No'ones gonna take me alive

Stranger: you write fantastic lyrics

You: why thank you

You: i try

Stranger: well, i'm your drummer

You: dom? i've been looking for you!

Stranger: you found me, yeah

You: awesome! how's your vacation so far? miss me much?

Stranger: it's great. but i miss you a lot. i wish you could be here. leave kate and come to me!!

You: wish i could..but i promised her i will stay away from you

You: i think she's on to us

Stranger: we could meet in secret. she doesn't have to know

You: tempting..

You: where should we meet? and what are you going to wear?

Stranger: i don't know where. but what about socks and a phone?

You: oh wow..that would be amazing..but please bring your spider suit as well

Stranger: yeah, for sure i will bring my spider suit. if you bring your silver suit

You: the disco one? or just plain silver?

Stranger: the disco one please.

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Wozo Escapee

Wozo

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You: I'm Matt Bellamy.

Stranger: Well, fuck. I'm Bono

Stranger: This is awkward

You: Yeah....

You: Well... I'm sorry about last time.

Stranger: Well, your drummer takes it like a man, i'll give him that

Stranger: Your bassist isn't too keen on that sort of stuff though

Stranger: not as willing

Stranger: He needs to loosen up

You: Naaah, he just had a baby, so he might be a bit... tense.

Stranger: take a couple of lessons from the guys in Coldplay.

Stranger: They know how it works

You: Oh really? I thought they were lame... but they can take it?

Stranger: They can. It lasts way longer than their musical relevance

Stranger: Gwenith Paltrow joins in sometimes as well

You: Oh, that's a plus dude... I will ask Kate next time.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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coralucky Escapee

coralucky

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You: Matthew Bellamy?

Stranger: Kesha?

You: Madonna?

Stranger: George?

You: Dominic Howard?

Stranger: nope. Kesha

You: You're Kesha?

Stranger: No, you are.

You: Oh, well, it's nice to know that

You: and you're Matthew Bellamy.

Stranger: Nah, I'll be Jordan

You: Micheal Jordan?

Stranger: Nah

You: the country Jordan?

Stranger: The Ready Set

You: I said your Matt Bellamy, so YOU'RE MATT BELLAMY. was that clear?

Stranger: Fuck that!

Stranger: He's old

Stranger: Like you!

You: Yeah, I'm very old

You: just like you, Matt

Stranger: Ew

Stranger: How old are you Ke$ha?

You: 806,

You: How old are you, Matt?

Stranger: Fuck, you're like a rotten apple.

You: last time I checked you were 32

You: yep, happens...

Stranger: Dasssuck

You: How old are you, Matt?

Stranger: 16

You: oh! it's good for fangirls!

You: you're like Justin Bieber!

Stranger: OMGZ LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER (thats in a song) yup.

You: OMGMGMGOMG

You: Matt

You: you should tell Muse Wiki that they were wrong with your birth date

Stranger: I know my truth.

You: you should tell it to the world. so the fangirls would still have hope

Stranger: I bet you're a fangirl

You: I am! it sucks I'm older than you =\ 806... 16... it's impossible. :(

Stranger: you're like the creepy one

You: You can try to date Justin Bieber though, if you'd like

You: he's in the industry

You: and he's your age

Stranger: Totally, he also has a voice that cracks, just how i like em

You: you stole my overture.

Stranger: nah

You: Matt

You: I need you

You: to do something for me.

You: if you steal things

You: please go to Dom's faff bag

You: and bring me a make up remover wipe!

Stranger: Gee, Ke$ha, you're supposed to sleep in your makeup.

You: you see, yesterday in the EMA's they put SO MUCH glowing make up on me

You: and I look like a christmas tree

You: will you do it for me?

Stranger: Sureee

You: yayyyy!!!!

You: but Dom can't see! he'll get hurt!

Stranger: Hahaha okay im done with this convoo.

You: wait

You: where is my wipe?

Stranger: grrr.

You: rrawwr

Stranger: meow

You: It's time the fat cats had a heart attack.

Stranger: hah my cat is skinny.

Stranger: its about to die.

You: we have to unify and watch our flag ascend

Stranger: hmmm song?

You: Nahh... we really do! don't we?

Stranger: woah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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