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Stranger: 20/m/indian

You: Come ride with me through the veins of history!!! ;OoOoO

You: where are you my son?

Stranger: what do u want

You: PEACE AND JOY IN YOUR MIND!

You: Give them to me!

Stranger: send me ur pic

You: ok ^^

You: http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm1/ILDHHITC/wemeetagainDocOc.jpg

You: I am a SpiderDom!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

He just disconnected when SpiderDom was talking to him. That is just unforgivable :stunned:

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You: sell your memories!

Stranger: NO ONES GONNA TAKE ME ALIVEEE

You: I'll give you 15 pounds per year

You: bust just good days!

You: -s

Stranger: :O

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Not all Musers seem to be familiar with TSP :LOL:

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I - finally - had a really awesome conversation :D

 

 

 

You: I'm hungry for some unrest!

Stranger: that obese feline just had a heart failure, about time

Stranger: rise up and take the power back!

You: They will not force us!!

Stranger: to eat pwoper fish

Stranger: and dombread

You: but catching some is ok, I hope

You: i prefer pasta anyway

Stranger: until you get excited and drop it

You: pasta with brie and banana

Stranger: pasta?

You: noodles

Stranger: chicken!

You: self-killed chicken

Stranger: come back chicken!

Stranger: on a hemp farm

You: with a hidden shroom field

Stranger: and a cave

You: where we can all consume innoscence

Stranger: containing a museum on muscles

You: but we'll have to be carefull, they'll hide everywhere

You: cause there's change in the air

Stranger: no one knows who's in control!

You: but they will not control us!

You: we will be victowious!

Stranger: unless i get trapped in gods program D:

You: the pogram of this god of a shrinking universe?

Stranger: bashed his head on a liquid control

You: mh, maybe the zetas can come and help us

Stranger: nah

You: if we spread our codes to the stars

Stranger: its just our leaders in disguise

You: dang

You: it's unnatural selection anyway

Stranger: i want the twoooth!

You: I want it now!!!

Stranger: last chance to lose control!

You: I just don't want to fade like a dead star

You: will it help if we sing for absolution?

Stranger: i just wanted to hold you in my arms

You: you know you just need to pass by to light up my darkest skies

Stranger: it makes my heart feel sore

You: but it's good ...

Stranger: i can not sleep

Stranger: theres too much noise in my head

You: can I have a map of your head?

Stranger: as long as we use this chance to turn things around

You: I'm afraid I can't get it right ...

You: but hey - no one's gonna take us alive

Stranger: they wont stop bringing us down!

You: oh no, our time is running out!!

You: we need to hide from the scary scenes!

Stranger: we must run!

You: It should have been right!

Stranger: show me how its done?

You: to make things right?

Stranger: to help me remember when we used to shine

You: remember when you used to burn like the sun?

Stranger: i dont want you! and i never did!

You: You used to be everything to me!!!

Stranger: who really cares anymore!!??

Stranger: take, take all you need!

You: will you compensate my greed?

Stranger: with broken hearts?

You: or by selling my memories

Stranger: oh yes!

You: do you think 15 pounds per year are ok?

Stranger: yeah, but you can keep the bad days

You: alright ... and I'll try to hold my stage with no feelings at all

Stranger: ive exposed your lies!

You: I don't think the underneath is a big suprise to you

Stranger: its time for changing

You: Yes! Let's destroy this city of delusion!

Stranger: im tied to a railroad:O

You: careful, you might end up with some micro cuts!

Stranger: oh no!

Stranger: :p

You: I'm loling so hard here :-D

Stranger: ill suck you into my supermassive black hole:P

You: I'll flee in a ship that is taking me far away!

 

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I was looking for musers and met this guy 62567488.jpg

 

 

isn't it

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: m sub looking for f dom

You: Muuuuse? :D

Stranger: muse?

Stranger: the band?

You: Yus

Stranger: ;)

You: The best.

You: ;S

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: but sorry I'm lookin for a sex chat tbh..:S

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well I didn't expect this to happen...

 

Stranger: hey

You: hungry for some unrest?

Stranger: wow, i'm so sorry.

Stranger: i'll calm down.

You: yeah i should think so

Stranger: i promise never to get that worked up again

Stranger: that was totally uncalled for

You: ive never seen someone so angry

You: i mean, smashing chairs and things....

Stranger: totally whack

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Here's what I have so far. I'm still in one of my chats though:LOL:

 

 

Stranger: Hello..

Stranger: Asl plz??

You: Hi...I suck at what I do...LOL JK I'm Matt Bellamy

Stranger: Lol....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: Chris Wolstenholme

Stranger: Sprecha Sie Deutsch?

You: Uhhh....Muse:D

Stranger: Was?

You: No...is

You: They are Muse

Stranger: Was=What?

You: No it isn't. Was=Was

You: What=What

You: Muse=Gods

Stranger: im speaking in german

You: Muse are English

You: Silly

Stranger: Du ist Doof!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Dom Howard

You: 32

You: England

You: I'm sexy

Stranger: im a guy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Hey

You: SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

You: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: meep meep

You: You were my guiding light

Stranger: <3

You: Glaciers melting in the dead of night

Stranger: lmao kaae

You: No

You: Supermassive Black Hole O.o

Stranger: lmao. iloveeyouu. byee

You: For one moment

You: I wish you'd hold your stage with no feelings at all

You: Open minded

You: I'm sure I used to be so freeeeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: lmao. k bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi

You: I'm normal

You: LOL JK I'm a Muse fan

Stranger: glad to hear that

Stranger: the muse are a good band

You: Its great

You: THERE IS NO "THE" IN MUSE!

Stranger: ok, sorry

You: You better be

You: Our time is running out

Stranger: don't go all postal on me

Stranger: what's going to happen?

You: I don't go postal

You: I go Chris Wolstenholme

Stranger: good

Stranger: no

You: Yes

Stranger: please forgive me, i will do anything

You: Get me tickets to go see Muse

Stranger: ok

You: When will I get my tickets?

Stranger: is there anything else i can do?

You: You gonna fly me to see them?

You: No

You: Go kidnap Matt Bellamy

Stranger: no, i'm goint to buy tickets for when they come to your home town

You: Well when I show up to your house dressed like Captain America, you're fucked

Stranger: literally, cause i think i might enjoy that

You: You for sure will when I shove a bass up your arse and roundhouse kick a soccerball at your sack

Stranger: can't wait, i'm getting turned on just thinking about it

You: You'll be screaming as high as Matt Bellamy does

Stranger: why thankyou kind sir

You: Don't thank me

You: Bury it

You: I won't let you bury it

You: I won't let you smother it

You: I won't let you murder it

Stranger: i bury you

You: You can bury me, wanker

You: You have a bass up your arse

Stranger: bring it baby

You: They will not force us

You have disconnected.

They never messaged back:LOL:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: m sub looking for f dom

You: Muuuuse? :D

Stranger: muse?

Stranger: the band?

You: Yus

Stranger: ;)

You: The best.

You: ;S

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: but sorry I'm lookin for a sex chat tbh..:S

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:stunned:

 

:LOL:

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I feel terrible after posing as Matt... poor guy. Oh well, hahaha Best parts are in orange.

 

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: m 32 uk

Stranger: 17 m canada

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: what are you up to on here?

Stranger: nothing

You: same, I'm so tired after my band's gig

Stranger: cool

Stranger: could i know this band/

Stranger: ?

You: oh

You: our band's name is Muse

You: have you heard of us?

Stranger: uh

Stranger: i think so

You: we're not immensely popular in north america

You: but we're working on it

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: wuick question

Stranger: birthplace?

Stranger: lol

You: cambridge?

Stranger: huh

Stranger: really..

You: why do you ask?

Stranger: every member is 32

You: I know, we're getting old...

Stranger: nah

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: how old is santana?

You: Santana?

Stranger: 63

Stranger: carlos santana

You: oh, right

You: I guess we're not nearly as old

Stranger: roger waters

Stranger: 667

Stranger: 67

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah

You: heheh

You: compared to Mick Jagger we're like his sons

Stranger: yep

You: so what part of Canada?

Stranger: ottawa

You: ah, that's close to Toronto?

You: great people there

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i have to say

Stranger: muse needs a better logo

Stranger: lol

You: oh

You: hehe

You: well, it's pretty easy to stencil if you ask us

You: not to mention we copyrighted it about a decade ago

Stranger: yeah

You: it would be hard to change hehe

Stranger: but logos change

Stranger: pepsi

Stranger: look at that

You: you want our logo to look like pepsi's?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: mo

Stranger: no

You: coca-cola would be more timeless

Stranger: but i mean

Stranger: logos change

You: oh, I see your point

You: well, we'd rather have our music change than our image

Stranger: why?

You: the image we've established is true to ourselves

You: whereas our music, we can experiment

Stranger: i still dont believe you :p

You: ...okay

You: I really can't argue with you that our logo is bad...

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah

You: what do you think it should look like?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: maybe some

Stranger: shape

Stranger: let me put it this way

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: lemme find it

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dothack_logo.png

Stranger: THERE

Stranger: woo

Stranger: see it?

You: Oh, I see what you mena

You: mean*

Stranger: black and white

Stranger: simple

Stranger: but

Stranger: every time

Stranger: i see a hexagon

Stranger: i think .hack

Stranger: the stones have a mouth

Stranger: muse

Stranger: needs a shape

You: we've incoporated hexagons into the image of our most recent album, actually

Stranger: whats it called?

You: suppose we could make the letters less thin, though...

You: The Resistance

Stranger: no way

Stranger: there is

Stranger: lol

You: did you look it up?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ouch

Stranger: the reviews

Stranger: "generally favourable"

Stranger: lol

You: we've had better, we realize after seeing how fans reacted

You: but we're quite proud of what's there

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i ahve to say

Stranger: in origin of symmetry

Stranger: were they tuning forks?

You: well...

You: if you want to know the truth

You: we were all high off our minds during that one

You: but we like to think so haha

Stranger: well

Stranger: the tuning fork image

Stranger: its nice

Stranger: it could fit the logo

Stranger: just saiyan

You: actually the logo on oos is irregular compared to now

You: but we'll work on something

You: what's your name, by the way?

Stranger: Dan J************

Stranger: lol

You: lol

You: my name

You: is Matt

Stranger: i know

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Stranger: or at least

Stranger: thats what you say

You: I could have been Dom, you know

You: Dom is always horny...

Stranger: nope

Stranger: diffrent birthplace

Stranger: :p

You: :p

You: you seem like a true fan

Stranger: nah

Stranger: just a good

Stranger: googler

Stranger: lol

You: hahaha

You: clever mate

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: so what now?

You: well

You: I'm pretty tired

Stranger: what time is it?

You: it's about 5:16 in the morning

Stranger: lol

Stranger: its 1:17 am here

You: wow

Stranger: i have no clue why i'm up

You: obviously because you're conversing with me

You: but I have no clue why I stayed up as well

Stranger: yeah

You: I best be getting some sleep though

Stranger: yeah

You: thanks for the advice on the logo, i'll talk with chris and dom about it tomorrow

Stranger: ok then

You: (don't expect anything though, Warner Bros always has our heads :s)

Stranger: well

Stranger: promise to try

Stranger: put some post up or something

Stranger: you cant change without fans

You: so true!

You: you still seem dedicated, dan hehe

Stranger: lol

You: cheers mate!

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: 'cheers'

 

 

 

tl;dr The guy is from Canada and he thinks Muse should make their logo less boring. HAHAHAHA, couldn't agree more :p

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Stranger: hellou

You: heeeeeeey

Stranger: pls be a normal

You: I'm a Muse fan...

Stranger: bcs im not normal

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: they are the weirdest!!!!

You: Hell yeahz

Stranger: oh noes! fuckkkk

You: Are the Zetas there? O_o

You: Hide yo' wife! Hide yo' kids! Hide yo' cats!

You: Run!

You: Swim!

You: Fly!

Stranger: its a fire!

You: O_o STOP. DROP. ROLL!

Stranger: Erm. yeah

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Stranger: hellou

You: heeeeeeey

Stranger: pls be a normal

You: I'm a Muse fan...

Stranger: bcs im not normal

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: they are the weirdest!!!!

You: Hell yeahz

Stranger: oh noes! fuckkkk

You: Are the Zetas there? O_o

You: Hide yo' wife! Hide yo' kids! Hide yo' cats!

You: Run!

You: Swim!

You: Fly!

Stranger: its a fire!

You: O_o STOP. DROP. ROLL!

Stranger: Erm. yeah

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:LOL:

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