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You: come waste your millions here

Stranger: with pleasure

Stranger: if only i had them

You: throw it all away lets lose ourselves

Stranger: we shall

You: dont confuse baby your gonna lose your own game

Stranger: we started a game, i though it was just idle chat

You: but im lost, cold and confused with no guiding light left inside

Stranger: light a candle

You: its holding me, morphing me and forcing me to strive

Stranger: strive for what exactly?

You: for one moment i wish you would hold your stage

You: stop asking me to describe

Stranger: i'm not, like i said, just idle chat

You: to prove ive made a big mistake

Stranger: well how can i prove such a thing when, as far as i am concerned, you have made no mistake

You: hold your hands up to your eyes again

Stranger: why should i hide my view?

You: so you'll never hear...a single word i say

Stranger: i don't hear from my eyes

You: you led me on

Stranger: did i though?

You: i know youve suffered but i dont want you to hide

Stranger: how can you tell i have suffered, you don't even know me

You: come into my life, regress into a dream

Stranger: oh dear, your a computer

Stranger: i'm so stupid

You: come ride with me through the veins of history

You: (not a computer)

Stranger: you are

Stranger: bye

You: i am not

You: ive just been quoting my lyrics

Stranger: :/

You: do you like them

Stranger: they go very depp

Stranger: deep*

Stranger: THEYR NICE

Stranger: oops

You: thx i wrote them with help from my drummer dommeh and my bassist chris

Stranger: *caps lock

Stranger: ohdear, not another muse fan

You: im not a muse fan, im in muse silly im maffoo

You: or u can call me matt

Stranger: oh dear

Stranger: tbh i think ur mad

You: i just had my dinner of bananas and pasta

You: im not mad just misunderstood

Stranger: >:/

You: im feeling good, you should too

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I'm new here... but I've seen this thread and I needed to try saying muse stuff on Omegle :p

 

 

You: I KNOW YOUR ALTER EGO SPIDERMAN, OR SHOULD I SAY.....DOMINIC HOWARD!

Stranger: haaayy

Stranger: OH SHIT

Stranger: HOWD YOU FUCKING FIND ME

You: i'm a geniuz

Stranger: damn straight

You: :DD

Stranger: you gave away my location.

You: dommeh??

You: the ceiling???

You: O.O

 

SO. ADDICTIVE. :LOL:

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I've been talking with SIlverMuse063 for ages.

seriously like an hour.

this is like one fourth of the total length.

 

You: PWOPER FISH

Stranger: MAFFOO

You: DOMEHhhhh

You: YES!

Stranger: YOU FOOOUND ME

You: I FOUND ONE!

You: Irreligious!

You: that's me.

Stranger: SilverMuse603 :)

You: never heard of you, but I'm glad I found one

You: :D

You: I CAUGHT A PWOPER MUSEHH!

Stranger: Never heard of you either. I've never omegled before. I just wanted to try and find a Muser hahaha

You: SAME HERE

You: some crazy people round 'ere/

Stranger: Yes indeed

You: some guy was like

You: asking me for sex.

You: it was weird.

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: I've gotten a lot of that.

You: curse male hormones!

Stranger: And someone started the pokemon Team Rocket chant...and dammit I couldn't remember it

You: something about

You: trouble

You: and making it double

You: and jessie and james

Stranger: Yeah, that's the one haha

You: I remember Pokemon real well

You: It's not like I play

You: all the time

You: or anything

Stranger: Hahaha.

Stranger: I haven't played in ages, but I'm sure that I've catalogued years on pokemon blue/red...

You: you just used ages in a sentence

You: that means

You: either you're from the uk

You: or a weird americand

You: *american

Stranger: Just weird

You: me too!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: american

You: mhm

Stranger: I thought I found a Muser a few minutes ago

You: I did too.

Stranger: He said "Hi im matt"

You: o.o

Stranger: I said that I was dom. Then he asked for sex. I think he was a real Matt. Hahaa

You: I can't take the name matt seriously anymore

You: I just think "MAFFOOO"

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: I actually cringe when I hear people calling him "MAFFFOOO" but it seemed like a good way to real in a fish in here heh heh

You: I'm a drummer, so my love goes to Dom.

Stranger: He's actually my favesies.

You: chris is the least loved one.

You: but there's like a cult of musers, who are obsessed.

Stranger: Yeah. I love all three of my boys. I lurk on all of the pornogenic threads.

You: I'm too afraid to post on any of the banter threads

You: or the love boat threads

You: I don't get them to be honest

Stranger: Same here! I only post in my gig thread, occasionally on the songs and releases board...and I rarely ever step foot in banter

You: whoa, that's all my posts in a nutshell!

You: since my gig has passed, it's not very active.

You: at all

You: :\

You: so like

You: I don't know where to go!

Stranger: Mine has passed too, but we're still going pretty strong.

Stranger: We were one of the biggest US gig threads (Raleigh)

You: I was charlottesville! you lucky bastards!

Stranger: Hahahaha

Stranger: Hey, everyone that I know that went to Charlottesville had a blast though. They said the boys were really into it.

Stranger: Though I did get a front row seat to *coughcoughruledbysecrecytakeabowcough*

You: yeah, I loved the crowds energy

You: YOU HOAR

Stranger: hahahahaahaha

Stranger: Were you GA or seats?

You: I was in the seats

You: I live 4 hours away

You: from c'ville

Stranger: I'm 6 hours from Raleigh. I had to drive in the night before so I queue bright and early the next day.

You: I wanted to.

You: next gig fo sho

You: I'm queuing it up

Stranger: Was it your first show?

You: naw, I went to the show in farifax.

You: in march

Stranger: I caught Nashville in March. Had seats for that one.

You: yeah same.

Stranger: Still a great time though.

You: yeah totally

Stranger: As long as you're in the arena for a Muse show, you're gold haha

You: haha true!

You: I'm trying to get my ass out to glastonbury or wembley

You: and camping out for like two weeks

Stranger: OOOH, ikr? One of these days, Muse...ONE OF THESE DAYS!!

Stranger: Some of my line buddies hung out after the Raleigh show and got to meet the boys. :'( I shoulda stayed.

You: the boys booked it straight to New orleans

You: my main problem is, our energy was bigger than the crowd at Voodoo

Stranger: Oh, I don't doubt it.

Stranger: That's the problem with festivals. You've got people there to see the headliners, but you've also got people who are just...there

You: yeah, I saw the video of CE at Voodoo

You: I heard talking in the video

You: it just made me sad.

Stranger: If I were there, and someone behind me was talking during CE, I woulda choked me a bitch.

You: me too!

You: I would've had to wait 'till CE ended though

Stranger: True.

You: then during undisclosed desires

You: choking would go down.

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I want to see CE live soooooo bad

You: that or Fury.

You: holy jesus

Stranger: Oh Fury...

You: I love that song.

You: I would do dirty things to hear that song.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I would do dirty things just to see them again

Stranger: Why's the US tour over already? :'(

You: I know! so short

You: I should've gone to the NJ show

You: that was closer strangly enough

Stranger: Yeah, Cincinnati was actually closer to me than Raleigh. I didn't realize it at the time though.

Stranger: Shoulda gone to both.

You: my parents never would've let me

You: well they might have.

You: you never know with my parents

You: "hey mom, can I go spend the weekend with this stoner guy?"

You: "sure honey"

Stranger: hahaha

You: last weekend was crazyyy....

Stranger: Halloween weekend?

You: no, the one that just passed.

You: My halloween sucked actually.

Stranger: ah

You: my ex showed up to a friend's house.

You: she got weirder.

You: anyways, not to get you into my life too much

You: haha

Stranger: haha

Stranger: My weekend was pretty chill.

Stranger: My Halloween weekend was pretty crazy.

Stranger: What I remember of it anyway hahaha

You: hahah that means it was a good one!

Stranger: Yes indeed

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: RIP Santa (Glitterati)

Stranger: what???!

Stranger: santa died?!

You: Yep :'(

Stranger: but.. i want christmas presents..

Stranger: who am i gonna send my wish list to now?!

You: But don't worry

You: there is now Santa 2.0

You: Known as

You: The Son of Santa

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sweet!!

Stranger: i like 2.0 better

Stranger: what does that mean?

Stranger: exactly..

You: It's a guitar

Stranger: i dont want no guitarr!

You: the guitar is Santa

Stranger: santa is a guitarr?!

You: Yes

You: And he died a terrible death

Stranger: but whos the new santa?

Stranger: i dont care about old santa

Stranger: i just want my presents

You: Santa 2.0

You: the son of Santa, is the new santa

Stranger: but is the new santa a guitarr?!

You: Yes and so was the old santa

Stranger: I HATE SANTA!!!

Stranger: i want santa to be an old fat man

Stranger: with red clothes

Stranger: and white beard

You: why not a glittery red guitar?

Stranger: because

Stranger: NO

You: http://erato1.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/the-glitterati-died-11102009.jpg

You: here is santa

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: santa looks gay

You: He's so pretty

Stranger: no

Stranger: he looks gay

Stranger: show me a bad ass santa instead

You: oksy

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/Casino3.jpg

Stranger: siamese twins santa!!

You: YES

Stranger: not hot though..

Stranger: show me sexy fierce santa!

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/LaserManson.jpg

Stranger: now thats what i call a santa!

You: yes!

You: :D

Stranger: so josh, do you have any other guitarrs you wanna show me?

You: Josh?

Stranger: yes, you seem like a josh to me

Stranger: i decided to call you that

You: okay, sure

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/Neoncaster2.jpg

Stranger: LOL, whos that?!

Stranger: what a nerd..

You: It's a Keytar

Stranger: yes, and a nerd!!!'

Stranger: is that santas nerdy cousin?

You: it's his deformed cousin

You: http://www.musewiki.org/images/Manson_7_String_E_Guitar_showcase.png

You: Santas Uncle, a seven string guitar

Stranger: omg, santas uncle is hot..

Stranger: UILF

You: I know right

Stranger: yeah, very

Stranger: he makes me think about jack and coke

Stranger: he looks like a whiskey guy

 

I think this has to be one of my favorites so far! :LOL: Esp. the end. Brilliant!

 

I love it when people start out with random things like "I shot Bill Murray" or "No, she's dead. I'm her son." You know then that you might possibly have an interesting chat. I don't even bother if they say "Hi" or "asl" or "hey". Snoozers!

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I've been talking with SIlverMuse063 for ages.

seriously like an hour.

 

 

You: PWOPER FISH

Stranger: MAFFOO

You: DOMEHhhhh

You: YES!

Stranger: YOU FOOOUND ME

You: I FOUND ONE!

You: Irreligious!

You: that's me.

Stranger: SilverMuse603 :)

You: never heard of you, but I'm glad I found one

You: :D

You: I CAUGHT A PWOPER MUSEHH!

Stranger: Never heard of you either. I've never omegled before. I just wanted to try and find a Muser hahaha

You: SAME HERE

You: some crazy people round 'ere/

Stranger: Yes indeed

You: some guy was like

You: asking me for sex.

You: it was weird.

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: I've gotten a lot of that.

You: curse male hormones!

Stranger: And someone started the pokemon Team Rocket chant...and dammit I couldn't remember it

You: something about

You: trouble

You: and making it double

You: and jessie and james

Stranger: Yeah, that's the one haha

You: I remember Pokemon real well

You: It's not like I play

You: all the time

You: or anything

Stranger: Hahaha.

Stranger: I haven't played in ages, but I'm sure that I've catalogued years on pokemon blue/red...

You: you just used ages in a sentence

You: that means

You: either you're from the uk

You: or a weird americand

You: *american

Stranger: Just weird

You: me too!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: american

You: mhm

Stranger: I thought I found a Muser a few minutes ago

You: I did too.

Stranger: He said "Hi im matt"

You: o.o

Stranger: I said that I was dom. Then he asked for sex. I think he was a real Matt. Hahaa

You: I can't take the name matt seriously anymore

You: I just think "MAFFOOO"

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: I actually cringe when I hear people calling him "MAFFFOOO" but it seemed like a good way to real in a fish in here heh heh

You: I'm a drummer, so my love goes to Dom.

Stranger: He's actually my favesies.

You: chris is the least loved one.

You: but there's like a cult of musers, who are obsessed.

Stranger: Yeah. I love all three of my boys. I lurk on all of the pornogenic threads.

You: I'm too afraid to post on any of the banter threads

You: or the love boat threads

You: I don't get them to be honest

Stranger: Same here! I only post in my gig thread, occasionally on the songs and releases board...and I rarely ever step foot in banter

You: whoa, that's all my posts in a nutshell!

You: since my gig has passed, it's not very active.

You: at all

You: :\

You: so like

You: I don't know where to go!

Stranger: Mine has passed too, but we're still going pretty strong.

Stranger: We were one of the biggest US gig threads (Raleigh)

You: I was charlottesville! you lucky bastards!

Stranger: Hahahaha

Stranger: Hey, everyone that I know that went to Charlottesville had a blast though. They said the boys were really into it.

Stranger: Though I did get a front row seat to *coughcoughruledbysecrecytakeabowcough*

You: yeah, I loved the crowds energy

You: YOU HOAR

Stranger: hahahahaahaha

Stranger: Were you GA or seats?

You: I was in the seats

You: I live 4 hours away

You: from c'ville

Stranger: I'm 6 hours from Raleigh. I had to drive in the night before so I queue bright and early the next day.

You: I wanted to.

You: next gig fo sho

You: I'm queuing it up

Stranger: Was it your first show?

You: naw, I went to the show in farifax.

You: in march

Stranger: I caught Nashville in March. Had seats for that one.

You: yeah same.

Stranger: Still a great time though.

You: yeah totally

Stranger: As long as you're in the arena for a Muse show, you're gold haha

You: haha true!

You: I'm trying to get my ass out to glastonbury or wembley

You: and camping out for like two weeks

Stranger: OOOH, ikr? One of these days, Muse...ONE OF THESE DAYS!!

Stranger: Some of my line buddies hung out after the Raleigh show and got to meet the boys. :'( I shoulda stayed.

You: the boys booked it straight to New orleans

You: my main problem is, our energy was bigger than the crowd at Voodoo

Stranger: Oh, I don't doubt it.

Stranger: That's the problem with festivals. You've got people there to see the headliners, but you've also got people who are just...there

You: yeah, I saw the video of CE at Voodoo

You: I heard talking in the video

You: it just made me sad.

Stranger: If I were there, and someone behind me was talking during CE, I woulda choked me a bitch.

You: me too!

You: I would've had to wait 'till CE ended though

Stranger: True.

You: then during undisclosed desires

You: choking would go down.

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I want to see CE live soooooo bad

You: that or Fury.

You: holy jesus

Stranger: Oh Fury...

You: I love that song.

You: I would do dirty things to hear that song.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I would do dirty things just to see them again

Stranger: Why's the US tour over already? :'(

You: I know! so short

You: I should've gone to the NJ show

You: that was closer strangly enough

Stranger: Yeah, Cincinnati was actually closer to me than Raleigh. I didn't realize it at the time though.

Stranger: Shoulda gone to both.

You: my parents never would've let me

You: well they might have.

You: you never know with my parents

You: "hey mom, can I go spend the weekend with this stoner guy?"

You: "sure honey"

Stranger: hahaha

You: last weekend was crazyyy....

Stranger: Halloween weekend?

You: no, the one that just passed.

You: My halloween sucked actually.

Stranger: ah

You: my ex showed up to a friend's house.

You: she got weirder.

You: anyways, not to get you into my life too much

You: haha

Stranger: haha

Stranger: My weekend was pretty chill.

Stranger: My Halloween weekend was pretty crazy.

Stranger: What I remember of it anyway hahaha

You: hahah that means it was a good one!

Stranger: Yes indeed

 

Hahaha. I just wanted to see if I could find a Muser out there...

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You: Dommeh?

Stranger: i want to sell my body to you

You: alright then

Stranger: lol OH

You: I'll give you £5 and a mars bar for it

Stranger: ugh as long as you tell me u love me we got a deal

You: love is forever

Stranger: :(

Stranger: I WISH I HAD A MOM

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

What the fuck?! :LOL:

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You: Dommeh?

Stranger: i want to sell my body to you

You: alright then

Stranger: lol OH

You: I'll give you £5 and a mars bar for it

Stranger: ugh as long as you tell me u love me we got a deal

You: love is forever

Stranger: :(

Stranger: I WISH I HAD A MOM

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

What the fuck?! :LOL:

 

:LOL:

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I've already started :D

 

After a while, I actually managed a proper conversation with an Omegle troll. Not all of it's Musey, but thought I'd put it here anyway. Wasn't that bad. Nice troll. :)

 

 

You: Hi

Stranger: I am a fortune teller, what would you like to know?

You: Will I ever find my megaphone?

You: And keytar?

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: I am gonna kill Dom for stealing them...

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: Where am I gonna get more?

Stranger: Everywhere.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: What does floccinaucinihilipilification mean?

Stranger: Google it.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: ...

You: Do you work for the government?

Stranger: You will never know.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: Where did Dom go? We have a effing gig in ten mins.

Stranger: He is pooping.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: I told him to go earlier....

You: Wanker...

Stranger: Anything else?

You: Will I ever meet Jesus?

Stranger: No, there is no Jesus.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: Fuck.

You: I really wanted to meet him.

You: How did Mary convince people she was still a virgin?

Stranger: There is no Mary.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: How would you rate your trolling day?

Stranger: A 7.9.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: How quickly do people usualy disconnect?

Stranger: A few seconds.

Stranger: Anything else?

You: What's your favourite band and why?

Stranger: Let me think about that one for a while.

Stranger: I like Bruno Mars..

Stranger: He's mainstream but he hates autotune music.

You: I managed to get you to say something of meaning.

You: My work here is done.

Stranger: NO DONT GO

You: Why not?

Stranger: I'm bored

You: Obviously.

Stranger: yes, lol.

You: Hehe, all trolls together?

Stranger: I should say

Stranger: what

Stranger: is

Stranger: air

Stranger: ?

You: Fuck.

You: Particals of gas.

Stranger: wrong awnser

Stranger: air = tumblr

You: Shit.

You: I don't have tumblr.

Stranger: don't make one

Stranger: they're a cult

Stranger: once you joined

Stranger: they will not let you go

You: I knew that.

Stranger: they will force you to ask strangers what air is

You: I guessed that.

Stranger: it's a trap

Stranger: don't join

You: I wasn't planning on it.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: that's good

Stranger: how many people asked you what air is today?

You: To many to count.

You: Your the first person I've bothered to have a proper conversation with.

You: *You're

Stranger: I feel honored

You: Usualy I just ask where Dom is, or say LETS GET HIGH ON SHROOMS AND FALL ASLEEP IN A HOT TUB YEAHHHHHHH, or @_@

Stranger: I usually say WHAT IS AIR? WHAT IS LIFE? I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH but I got bored with that

You: I used to say SIT THE FUCK DOWN but I got bored with that...

Stranger: okay.png

Stranger: I'm gonna act like a creeper

Stranger: asl?

You: 13/f/UK

You: You?

Stranger: 16/f/holland

Stranger: I have weed

Stranger: want some?

You: No. I only like shrooms.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: those arn't legal anymore over here

You: Don't think they're legal over here either, but who the fuck cares?

Stranger: I don't

Stranger: but they were legal here a few months ago

Stranger: but than some stupid shit killed himself because he took them

You: Tests show that more people are killed by alcohol than drugs.

Stranger: I know

You: So why dugs are banned and not alcohol, I don't know.

Stranger: because this world is fucked

You: It is.

You: Which is why I go on omegle.

You: Make it even more fucked.

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: but hey

Stranger: what music do you like?

You: Muse, Evanescence, Stabilo, Julien-K, Pendulum, Three Days Grace....

Stranger: okay

You: You?

Stranger: I've been to a pendulum gig a few weeks ago

Stranger: well

Stranger: I like all kinds of music

Stranger: from slipknot to lady gaga

You: I want to see Lady Gaga in a Slipknot mask.

Stranger: ohhhh that would be hot

Stranger: wait

Stranger: she wore a mask that looks like craigs mask

Stranger: http://dippedincream.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gagaMaskspikes.jpg

You: I want a Slipknot mask so I can wear it at Halloween and scare the shit out of people.

You: And when it's not halloween....

Stranger: I have a joey jordison mask

Stranger: I wen on chatroulette with it on once

Stranger: awesome

You: Haha.

Stranger: it was nice talking to you

Stranger: but I'm gon find something to eat

Stranger: holler

You: Thanks. You as well.

You: Bye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

 

Stranger: derp

You: ive lost the plot....

You: and my faff bag :O!?!

Stranger: pwopa

You: pwopa fish :]?

Stranger: caught a pwoper fish dom!

You: :O Matteh!?

You: im matt bellamy and your no friend of mine

Stranger: tumblrfag?

You: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

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It's a Tumblr thing, and it's f***ing annoying.:mad:

 

Oh right. I was wondering how many times i was going to have to tell them its A colorless, odorless, tasteless, gaseous mixture, mainly nitrogen (approximately 78 percent) and oxygen (approximately 21 percent) with lesser amounts of argon, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, neon, helium, and other gases. :p

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Oh right. I was wondering how many times i was going to have to tell them its A colorless, odorless, tasteless, gaseous mixture, mainly nitrogen (approximately 78 percent) and oxygen (approximately 21 percent) with lesser amounts of argon, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, neon, helium, and other gases. :p

 

Thanks for telling me that :D. So far I've bee saying that It's something that you should either forget about, or pay more attention in science.

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I got a bit tired at EVERYONE saying What is air.

 

You: Fuck Tumblr.

Stranger: :(

Stranger: i didn't even get to say t yet

You: teeheee

Stranger: you're a life ruiner

You: :D

Stranger: you ruin people's lives.

You: :D:D

Stranger: and its my birthday!

Stranger: god, stranger, you're so stupid!

You: > : )

You: MOHAHAHAHHAHA

You have disconnected.

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I got a bit tired at EVERYONE saying What is air.

 

You: Fuck Tumblr.

Stranger: :(

Stranger: i didn't even get to say t yet

You: teeheee

Stranger: you're a life ruiner

You: :D

Stranger: you ruin people's lives.

You: :D:D

Stranger: and its my birthday!

Stranger: god, stranger, you're so stupid!

You: > : )

You: MOHAHAHAHHAHA

You have disconnected.

 

Good work! I think that is the key, get in there quickly :)

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