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You: dom?

Stranger: hey make me horny

You: dom would never say that

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You: And we'll pray that there's no God to punish us and make a fuss

Stranger: JESUS?

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Stranger: Dear Diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old.. never gets hurt.. someone who changes in ways that can’t be explained. Girls bitten.. bodies drained of blood.

 

You: eurh twishite

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: MAFFOO?

Stranger: hey?

You: hi

Stranger: does that meens wasabi?

You: no, matt bellamy

You: my fwend

Stranger: ok...

You: he stole my faff bag

You: I want it back

Stranger: WUTT???

Stranger: does he stealing?

You: maybe he uses it for himself

You: he has his needs

You: but now i want it back

Stranger: but...

Stranger: why you just dont kill him?

Stranger: or make him bleed?

You: because he's my friend

You: we play together in a band

Stranger: oh.

You: no band no money

You: MUSE

Stranger: understand

You: so you haven't seen him?

Stranger: no.

You: oh ok

Stranger: whitch band does you play at?

You: MUSE

You: I'm the drummer

Stranger: oh, srry

You: why?

Stranger:

You: ohh that's me, singing!

You: those italians din't kniow anything

Stranger: WOW!!!

Stranger: youre awesome!!

You: thanks...

You: so you haven't seen maffoo?

Stranger: no. but do you have any fan-clubs?

You: a lot

You: but i have to go find maffoo

You: cheers

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Damn it! :'(

 

I got a Muser, but they didn't get my joke, and left! :supersad:

 

Stranger: i want to reconcile the violence in your heart!!

You: I want to lick your eyes

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I was trying to do the "I want to lick your eyes. Your beauty's not just a mosque" thing. But they left :'(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: MAFFOO?

Stranger: hey?

You: hi

Stranger: does that meens wasabi?

You: no, matt bellamy

You: my fwend

Stranger: ok...

You: he stole my faff bag

You: I want it back

Stranger: WUTT???

Stranger: does he stealing?

You: maybe he uses it for himself

You: he has his needs

You: but now i want it back

Stranger: but...

Stranger: why you just dont kill him?

Stranger: or make him bleed?

You: because he's my friend

You: we play together in a band

Stranger: oh.

You: no band no money

You: MUSE

Stranger: understand

You: so you haven't seen him?

Stranger: no.

You: oh ok

Stranger: whitch band does you play at?

You: MUSE

You: I'm the drummer

Stranger: oh, srry

You: why?

Stranger:

You: ohh that's me, singing!

You: those italians din't kniow anything

Stranger: WOW!!!

Stranger: youre awesome!!

You: thanks...

You: so you haven't seen maffoo?

Stranger: no. but do you have any fan-clubs?

You: a lot

You: but i have to go find maffoo

You: cheers

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Did you see the last comment on the video?

 

"123123123412" - the guy that singing did i found at omegle.com!"

 

:LOL::LOL:

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Part of an awesome conversation i just had about ceilingdom and faffbags:

 

 

Stranger: somebody ate my candy

Stranger: but i'll get over it

You: really?!

You: you should ask ceilingdom if he saw anything

You: he's always watching

Stranger: ceiling who?

You: ceilingdom

You: look up tp your ceiling, he's there, watching you

Stranger: damn that's creepy

You: he's there isn't he!

You: told ya!

Stranger: oh snap

Stranger: let me fix my make up

Stranger: why didn't you tell me earlier

Stranger: I look like a hobi

Stranger: *o

You: i thought you knew

You: he doesn't care about how you look, don't worry

You: only thing is, you have to make sure you have some dombread at hand in case he gets hungry

You: if not.. well, you'll see what happens

Stranger: well thnx for telling me that

You: you're welcome :)

Stranger: right after I ate everything

You: oh shit!

You: you finished the dombread?

You: NEVER finish the dombread!

Stranger: I'm dead aren't I?

You: kind of, yes

You: UNLESS

You: ...

You: do you have a faff bag??

You: coz if yes, you're saved

Stranger: pfjew!

Stranger: I have it in hot pink and neon green

You: ohhh, he'll LOVE that!

You: is it leopard printed in the inside?

Stranger: limited edition now with MATCHING NAILPOLISH!!

You: wow! then, not only you're saved but he's probably gonne make a goddess of you!

Stranger: well I'm allready a queen, but an upgrate is always good

You: not that you have the choice anyway.. it's either die or become the goddess of the faffbag.

Stranger: oh hello naw!

Stranger: how do you know all of this?

Stranger: is it a trap just to steal my fab faffbag?

You: a friend of mine was made goddess of the faffbag too

You: but now her faffbag is completely out of fashion

You: ceiling dom needs a new goddess

You: Has he come down from the ceiling to get the faff bag now?

Stranger: no he told me

Stranger: shaniquaa had some free time for him

Stranger: so he's gettin' his manicure

Stranger: and i have to wait..

You: shaniquaa?

You: his manicure? but ceilingdom doesn't even have hands!

Stranger: what...?

Stranger: but he, and I.. and shaniquaa?

You: what?

Stranger: he left me!!!

You: what?! you mean he's gone?!?

You: nahh, surely he's just in another room

You: he NEVER leaves

You: i can see mine in my living room

Stranger: I know he never leaves

Stranger: I always tell him to get a damn job

Stranger: I can't afford all this faffbags

You: but he has no time for another job!

You: you know, the more faffbags you have, the better protected you are by and from ceilingdom

Stranger: I haven't told him yet but I want to switch to slushly bags

Stranger: there SO this season

You: well maybe they are but ceilingdom's not gonna change his faffbags for anthing!

Stranger: well he has to choose

Stranger: between me and his oldfashioned bags

You: HEY! it's not "HE has to choose", you know, not because he made a goddess of you means you're superior to him! he remains The Great CeilingDom.

Stranger: but why does it always have to be about him

Stranger: ?!!!

Stranger: I have feelings to

You: i know, i know... we all do. But what would we be without ceilingdom?

You: who would watch over us?

Stranger: ceilingcat?

You: surely not.

Stranger: but maybe..

You: no way.

Stranger: maybe ceilingdom is a creeper with permission

Stranger: and isn't helping at all!

Stranger: just..creeping

You: he IS!!

You: look, who would you trust more between the 2: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/15/129131592261088259.jpg

Stranger: but the kitty is so DAMN CUTE

Stranger: can't..handle...cuteness!!

You: i do agree

You: but isn't ceilingdom cute too?

Stranger: in his own special way..

You: yeah, very special way, but still cue

You: cute*

Stranger: what will happen if I remove my ceilling?

You: good question..

You: i guess you just won't be protected by ceilingdom anymore

You: but you'll get your faffbag back

You: btu won't be a goddess of the faffbag anymore

You: i don't know to be honnest

You: never thought about it

Stranger: but when does ceilingdom preform with Muse

Stranger: when he's always watchin over people

You: i've never seen him performing with them

You: guess he stays at their home

You: oh but there are kind of "duplications" of him

You: there's ONE ceilingdom

You: but every home has a "copy" of him

Stranger: who has the original?

You: oh no, i think i get you meant by "when does ceilingdom preform with Muse" Ceilingdom is NOT Dom!

You: who HAS???

You: nobody has him! he's our leader that's all!

You: our protector if you prefer

Stranger: let me rephrase that

Stranger: who has the honour to be protected by the one and only original Ceilingdom?

You: oh i see! the original! well, legend has it that He is in Dom's ceiling

Stranger: hm that makes sense

You: i does yeah

Stranger: question..

You: yes?

Stranger: does he watch when you..

Stranger: change clothes?

You: he ALWAYS watches

You: but as i said, don't worry, he will always have seen worst than you

You: remember the original lives at Dom's house.. so...

Stranger: hahaha

 

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Damn it! :'(

 

I got a Muser, but they didn't get my joke, and left! :supersad:

 

Stranger: i want to reconcile the violence in your heart!!

You: I want to lick your eyes

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I was trying to do the "I want to lick your eyes. Your beauty's not just a mosque" thing. But they left :'(

 

Oh sorry! That was me, and I didn't get it :LOL::$

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im just fucking with ppl now

 

You: hey

Stranger: jill?

Stranger: ;;

You: yes

Stranger: really?

You: yeah im jill

Stranger: no

Stranger: not

Stranger: jill

You: i am

Stranger: the guy in love with her

You: seriously

Stranger: yesh?

then

Stranger: whatd you wanna get

You: yeah

Stranger: at toys r us

You: im only kidding i not kill

You: jill

Stranger: oh you

Stranger: <\3

You: im bill

Stranger: omg..

Stranger: omg......

Stranger: i love you baby

You: um i love u too

Stranger: i know baby

Stranger: and .

Stranger: i have to tellyou somthing

You: wat

Stranger: im..

Stranger: pregnant

You: ...ok this is too weird

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You: hey

Stranger: DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE!

You: SHIT

Stranger: DID YOU?!

You: i just slipped on a banna and picked it up

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Just whatever you do, don't pick up the phone.

You: can i play in every toilet?

Stranger: Sure.

You: can i bring fillip

Stranger: NO. HE IS AN AWFUHL PERSON!

Stranger: I forbid you to see him.

You: he wants to reconcile the violenece in yourheart though

Stranger: I don't care even if he caused world peace. No.

You: he gave sunburn with his fury in a muscle museum

Stranger: ...What?

You: idk after, he got sucked into a supemassive black hole where he met the kinights of cydonia

Stranger: I THINK I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

You: im feeling good now

Stranger: Really?

You: why dont you join me in my cave

Stranger: Cave? Why?

You: so we not falling down

You: quick time is running out

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:LOL: That's okay! I think it's a joke from the sexyplane, so not everyone would get it :chuckle:

 

I was so sad though :LOL: You were the first one I found all day! :(

 

But I found two more after you, so it worked out okay :p

 

I didn't even get that one, and I thought I'd heard them all! :LOL:

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Stranger: hi

You: i've caught a pwopa fish

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: not you again

You: yeah

You: me again

Stranger: you kept on asking me if i was pwoper

You: are you?

Stranger: and i said i was pwoper some times

You: i don't remember that

Stranger: must be someone else

Stranger: asl?

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poor omegle users - suffer from muser invasion :LOL:

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