anasthesia1 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Okay, apparently this Damon person everyone keeps writing about is Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries. Maybe their messageboard is doing the same thing we are, lol! I found Stefan Salvatore ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomGER Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You: MAFFO? Stranger: THIS SHIT Stranger: IS Stranger: BANNNANAAA Stranger: S Stranger: SAY WHAT BITCHED :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyveno Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: dom? Stranger: hey make me horny You: dom would never say that You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShatteredTime Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I found someone who likes them...and they like The Small Print! But they are not on here or on Twitter. )x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maa. Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: And we'll pray that there's no God to punish us and make a fuss Stranger: JESUS? You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGlitterati Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: Dear Diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old.. never gets hurt.. someone who changes in ways that can’t be explained. Girls bitten.. bodies drained of blood. You: eurh twishite Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz94 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Haven't found any musers today although I did have a pretty epic Supernatural convo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanushrah Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: MAFFOO? Stranger: hey? You: hi Stranger: does that meens wasabi? You: no, matt bellamy You: my fwend Stranger: ok... You: he stole my faff bag You: I want it back Stranger: WUTT??? Stranger: does he stealing? You: maybe he uses it for himself You: he has his needs You: but now i want it back Stranger: but... Stranger: why you just dont kill him? Stranger: or make him bleed? You: because he's my friend You: we play together in a band Stranger: oh. You: no band no money You: MUSE Stranger: understand You: so you haven't seen him? Stranger: no. You: oh ok Stranger: whitch band does you play at? You: MUSE You: I'm the drummer Stranger: oh, srry You: why? Stranger: You: ohh that's me, singing! You: those italians din't kniow anything Stranger: WOW!!! Stranger: youre awesome!! You: thanks... You: so you haven't seen maffoo? Stranger: no. but do you have any fan-clubs? You: a lot You: but i have to go find maffoo You: cheers You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGlitterati Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You: pwopa fish? Stranger: whuuut? Stranger: tumblr line up? You: have you stole my pwopa fish? Stranger: nah Stranger: i dont do fish You: hmm well what about my faff bag? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrebleRose689 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Damn it! :'( I got a Muser, but they didn't get my joke, and left! Stranger: i want to reconcile the violence in your heart!! You: I want to lick your eyes Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was trying to do the "I want to lick your eyes. Your beauty's not just a mosque" thing. But they left :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janine Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 So far I've had 2 Doctor who conversations today, a Harry Potter conversation and one Muse conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wozo Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: MAFFOO? Stranger: hey? You: hi Stranger: does that meens wasabi? You: no, matt bellamy You: my fwend Stranger: ok... You: he stole my faff bag You: I want it back Stranger: WUTT??? Stranger: does he stealing? You: maybe he uses it for himself You: he has his needs You: but now i want it back Stranger: but... Stranger: why you just dont kill him? Stranger: or make him bleed? You: because he's my friend You: we play together in a band Stranger: oh. You: no band no money You: MUSE Stranger: understand You: so you haven't seen him? Stranger: no. You: oh ok Stranger: whitch band does you play at? You: MUSE You: I'm the drummer Stranger: oh, srry You: why? Stranger: You: ohh that's me, singing! You: those italians din't kniow anything Stranger: WOW!!! Stranger: youre awesome!! You: thanks... You: so you haven't seen maffoo? Stranger: no. but do you have any fan-clubs? You: a lot You: but i have to go find maffoo You: cheers You have disconnected. Did you see the last comment on the video? "123123123412" - the guy that singing did i found at omegle.com!" :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumiouze89 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Part of an awesome conversation i just had about ceilingdom and faffbags: Stranger: somebody ate my candy Stranger: but i'll get over it You: really?! You: you should ask ceilingdom if he saw anything You: he's always watching Stranger: ceiling who? You: ceilingdom You: look up tp your ceiling, he's there, watching you Stranger: damn that's creepy You: he's there isn't he! You: told ya! Stranger: oh snap Stranger: let me fix my make up Stranger: why didn't you tell me earlier Stranger: I look like a hobi Stranger: *o You: i thought you knew You: he doesn't care about how you look, don't worry You: only thing is, you have to make sure you have some dombread at hand in case he gets hungry You: if not.. well, you'll see what happens Stranger: well thnx for telling me that You: you're welcome Stranger: right after I ate everything You: oh shit! You: you finished the dombread? You: NEVER finish the dombread! Stranger: I'm dead aren't I? You: kind of, yes You: UNLESS You: ... You: do you have a faff bag?? You: coz if yes, you're saved Stranger: pfjew! Stranger: I have it in hot pink and neon green You: ohhh, he'll LOVE that! You: is it leopard printed in the inside? Stranger: limited edition now with MATCHING NAILPOLISH!! You: wow! then, not only you're saved but he's probably gonne make a goddess of you! Stranger: well I'm allready a queen, but an upgrate is always good You: not that you have the choice anyway.. it's either die or become the goddess of the faffbag. Stranger: oh hello naw! Stranger: how do you know all of this? Stranger: is it a trap just to steal my fab faffbag? You: a friend of mine was made goddess of the faffbag too You: but now her faffbag is completely out of fashion You: ceiling dom needs a new goddess You: Has he come down from the ceiling to get the faff bag now? Stranger: no he told me Stranger: shaniquaa had some free time for him Stranger: so he's gettin' his manicure Stranger: and i have to wait.. You: shaniquaa? You: his manicure? but ceilingdom doesn't even have hands! Stranger: what...? Stranger: but he, and I.. and shaniquaa? You: what? Stranger: he left me!!! You: what?! you mean he's gone?!? You: nahh, surely he's just in another room You: he NEVER leaves You: i can see mine in my living room Stranger: I know he never leaves Stranger: I always tell him to get a damn job Stranger: I can't afford all this faffbags You: but he has no time for another job! You: you know, the more faffbags you have, the better protected you are by and from ceilingdom Stranger: I haven't told him yet but I want to switch to slushly bags Stranger: there SO this season You: well maybe they are but ceilingdom's not gonna change his faffbags for anthing! Stranger: well he has to choose Stranger: between me and his oldfashioned bags You: HEY! it's not "HE has to choose", you know, not because he made a goddess of you means you're superior to him! he remains The Great CeilingDom. Stranger: but why does it always have to be about him Stranger: ?!!! Stranger: I have feelings to You: i know, i know... we all do. But what would we be without ceilingdom? You: who would watch over us? Stranger: ceilingcat? You: surely not. Stranger: but maybe.. You: no way. Stranger: maybe ceilingdom is a creeper with permission Stranger: and isn't helping at all! Stranger: just..creeping You: he IS!! You: look, who would you trust more between the 2: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/15/129131592261088259.jpg Stranger: but the kitty is so DAMN CUTE Stranger: can't..handle...cuteness!! You: i do agree You: but isn't ceilingdom cute too? Stranger: in his own special way.. You: yeah, very special way, but still cue You: cute* Stranger: what will happen if I remove my ceilling? You: good question.. You: i guess you just won't be protected by ceilingdom anymore You: but you'll get your faffbag back You: btu won't be a goddess of the faffbag anymore You: i don't know to be honnest You: never thought about it Stranger: but when does ceilingdom preform with Muse Stranger: when he's always watchin over people You: i've never seen him performing with them You: guess he stays at their home You: oh but there are kind of "duplications" of him You: there's ONE ceilingdom You: but every home has a "copy" of him Stranger: who has the original? You: oh no, i think i get you meant by "when does ceilingdom preform with Muse" Ceilingdom is NOT Dom! You: who HAS??? You: nobody has him! he's our leader that's all! You: our protector if you prefer Stranger: let me rephrase that Stranger: who has the honour to be protected by the one and only original Ceilingdom? You: oh i see! the original! well, legend has it that He is in Dom's ceiling Stranger: hm that makes sense You: i does yeah Stranger: question.. You: yes? Stranger: does he watch when you.. Stranger: change clothes? You: he ALWAYS watches You: but as i said, don't worry, he will always have seen worst than you You: remember the original lives at Dom's house.. so... Stranger: hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisloos Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Damn it! :'( I got a Muser, but they didn't get my joke, and left! Stranger: i want to reconcile the violence in your heart!! You: I want to lick your eyes Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was trying to do the "I want to lick your eyes. Your beauty's not just a mosque" thing. But they left :'( Oh sorry! That was me, and I didn't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maa. Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Did you see the last comment on the video?  "123123123412" - the guy that singing did i found at omegle.com!"  :LOL:  !!! Likee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduuu- Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Did you see the last comment on the video?  "123123123412" - the guy that singing did i found at omegle.com!"  :LOL:  Oh my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermassive_Deadstar Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 im just fucking with ppl now  You: hey Stranger: jill? Stranger: ;; You: yes Stranger: really? You: yeah im jill Stranger: no Stranger: not Stranger: jill You: i am Stranger: the guy in love with her You: seriously Stranger: yesh? then Stranger: whatd you wanna get You: yeah Stranger: at toys r us You: im only kidding i not kill You: jill Stranger: oh you Stranger: <\3 You: im bill Stranger: omg.. Stranger: omg...... Stranger: i love you baby You: um i love u too Stranger: i know baby Stranger: and . Stranger: i have to tellyou somthing You: wat Stranger: im.. Stranger: pregnant You: ...ok this is too weird You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshoes Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Someone just asked me for pics and I gave them a pic of Ceiling Dom. Â I feel evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyounaanbread Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Someone just asked me for pics and I gave them a pic of Ceiling Dom. I feel evil.  honestly the fun you can have when they ask you to send photos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermassive_Deadstar Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You: hey Stranger: DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE! You: SHIT Stranger: DID YOU?! You: i just slipped on a banna and picked it up Stranger: Oh. Stranger: Just whatever you do, don't pick up the phone. You: can i play in every toilet? Stranger: Sure. You: can i bring fillip Stranger: NO. HE IS AN AWFUHL PERSON! Stranger: I forbid you to see him. You: he wants to reconcile the violenece in yourheart though Stranger: I don't care even if he caused world peace. No. You: he gave sunburn with his fury in a muscle museum Stranger: ...What? You: idk after, he got sucked into a supemassive black hole where he met the kinights of cydonia Stranger: I THINK I FUCKING LOVE YOU! You: im feeling good now Stranger: Really? You: why dont you join me in my cave Stranger: Cave? Why? You: so we not falling down You: quick time is running out Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clom Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: i want a night fury Stranger: really bad You: fury? You: you're so happy now, burning the candle at both ends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrebleRose689 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Oh sorry! That was me, and I didn't get it  That's okay! I think it's a joke from the sexyplane, so not everyone would get it  I was so sad though You were the first one I found all day!  But I found two more after you, so it worked out okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 That's okay! I think it's a joke from the sexyplane, so not everyone would get it I was so sad though You were the first one I found all day! But I found two more after you, so it worked out okay I didn't even get that one, and I thought I'd heard them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikaru_bloom Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I'm laughing so bad with your conversations I love how musers terrorize every social network or chat website. You're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Soultra Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Stranger: hi You: i've caught a pwopa fish Stranger: oh god Stranger: not you again You: yeah You: me again Stranger: you kept on asking me if i was pwoper You: are you? Stranger: and i said i was pwoper some times You: i don't remember that Stranger: must be someone else Stranger: asl? You have disconnected. Â poor omegle users - suffer from muser invasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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