You: I'm Matt Bellamy.
Stranger: Well, fuck. I'm Bono
Stranger: This is awkward
You: Well... I'm sorry about last time.
Stranger: Well, your drummer takes it like a man, i'll give him that
Stranger: Your bassist isn't too keen on that sort of stuff though
Stranger: not as willing
Stranger: He needs to loosen up
You: Naaah, he just had a baby, so he might be a bit... tense.
Stranger: take a couple of lessons from the guys in Coldplay.
Stranger: They know how it works
You: Oh really? I thought they were lame... but they can take it?
Stranger: They can. It lasts way longer than their musical relevance
Stranger: Gwenith Paltrow joins in sometimes as well
You: Oh, that's a plus dude... I will ask Kate next time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.