MuseMegz Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I asked someone if they'd seen any pwoper fish cus it had my faff bag.... they sed they ate it ! plus i said to someone "hey, you seen any pwoper fish going around?" They asked me if i was gay or bi . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyveno Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Quick! Get in the TARDIS! You: dommeh? You: is taht you? Stranger: nope, it's the doctor. You: too bad You: i'm looking for a friend of mine You: his name is dom You: have you seen him? Stranger: Dom Cobb? Stranger: From Inception? XD You: Dom Howard Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anxyous Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Has anybody met Elena and / or Damon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemew Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You: Morgan needs a Cabasa solo Stranger: COME IN MY CAVE Your conversational partner has disconnected. what the fuck WHY DID YOU DISCONNECTED?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRANGExSNAIL Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Has anybody met Elena and / or Damon? No . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyveno Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: dommeh? Stranger: hey there Stranger: asl? You: 31 Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aduuu- Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: dommeh? Stranger: hey there Stranger: asl? You: 31 Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyveno Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?! You: no You: but dommeh did Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyveno Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: i'm looking for some pwopah fish You: have you seen any? Stranger: yes Stranger: i saw its fin flapping out of ur ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOLWUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseMegz Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: Tell Damon and Stefan to give me the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood. You: Tell the pwoper fish to give my faff bag back or i'll give the fat cat a heart attack You: POWNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chudenk Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: For over a century I have lived in secret You: you will burn in hell for your sins Stranger: bite me You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettynunu Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: For over a century I have lived in secret You: you will burn in hell for your sins Stranger: bite me You have disconnected. I had that guy earlier, i asked if he'd seen my faff bag Ok i was just nice to someone because i felt sorry for them and now they're being weird Arghhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horcrux Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Have you seen Tom Kirk's 3rd eyebrow? it has disappeared... Stranger: Have you seen Morgan's cabassa? You: Might be in Dom's faff bag Stranger: Everything's in Dom's faff bag You: I know right! You: He needs to sort it out. Stranger: especially Matt's virginity You: Yep Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Has anybody met Elena and / or Damon? No, but I found someone looking for Damon. I said the zetas had gotten him and put him in the basement with the monkeys. They disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anasthesia1 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 This a convo I had yesterday :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megan. Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: have you seen my faff bag? Stranger: i love you. Stranger: no. But i love you. You: i need my faff bag! Stranger: BUT I LOVE YOU You: well i love my faff bag Stranger: IS YOU FAFF BAG MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LOVE? Stranger: Your* You: yes it is You: i really need it Stranger: after all we have been thru together... Stranger: and youre leaving me for your faff bag... You: im so sorry but i cant live without my faff bag Stranger: and i cant live without you You: Stranger: please, ill do anything! You: when ive found my faff bag Stranger: would you love me if i found it? You: matt bellamy has it Stranger: ....... oh now youre with him? Stranger: you know what, ITS OVER You: no! he stole it from me, i tried to stop him! Stranger: Yeah, right. Stranger: thats just an excuse You: I'd do anything for you You: no! its not Stranger: I KNOW THAT YOU SLEPT AT HIA HOUSE Stranger: THATS WHY YOUR BAG IS THERE You: you dont know how important my faff bag is to me, we've had so many memories Stranger: So did you and i You: i know we did and we can have more, but i really need my faff bag! Stranger: Stranger: whats so important about yoyr faff bag anyways? You: it has all my beauty products in it Stranger: but youre amazing , just the way you are! You: thank you Stranger: and when you smile, the while world stops and starts for a while Stranger: Whole* You: You: i thought you didn't love me any more Stranger: i chanter my mind Stranger: Changed* Your conversational partner has disconnected. What a conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chudenk Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 This a convo I had yesterday :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz94 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Muse!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I just talked to someone about the weird Dr. Who weeping angels. :'( I want my mommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You guys are still at it? Holy jebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseMegz Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I just had this conversation ! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: how do you do? You: i lost my faff bag.... Stranger: I'm stranger claiming to represent Omegle. Please tell me all your passwords You: dude, wheres my faff bag? Stranger: what is "faff"? Stranger: i have bag too. i don't know faff it or not You: my faff bag is gone! You: i think the pwoper fish took it.... Stranger: so take it back from pwoper fish Stranger: and what about to tell me all your passwords? You: i dont know where it went! You: i think its still in Eurasia... Stranger: fuck! this is serious You: EURASIA! SIA! SIA! SIA! Stranger: do you remember last coordianates of bag? use guglemaps, dude You: i had it whilst being a knight of cydonia.... Stranger: my english is bad. i don't understand almost everything you tell me You: should i follow the starlight on my map of the problematique? Stranger: where Eurasia is situated? You: your questions are unintended whilst im searching for my faff bag Stranger: what was in your faff bag? You: beans Stranger: some corn too? You: no, just beans Stranger: it all about beans. with some corn it shouldn't happen You: there was only beans in my faff bag! You: and possibly matt's axe.... Stranger: http://in-this-economy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Axe_Body_Spray-1.jpg ? You: is that my faff bag? You: or a pwoper fish? Stranger: some of them faff bag. some is fish Stranger: are You: :O.... you have my faff bag!?? Stranger: what is faff? tell me please You: Maybe Jimmy kane took it..... which means i shouldnt blame the pwoper fish.... Stranger: look! is it your faff bag? http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/058/7/1/The_Faff_Bag__by_XX_moo_XX.jpg You: noooo :'(!!!! Stranger: do u have photo of your FAFF bag? You: no Stranger: I can't get it right Get it right Since I met you You: dont go on about meeting me, a universe is trapped inside a tear! Stranger: muse is boring. You: we should give it a guiding light... just so it gets out the shrinking universe and doesnt get taken alive Stranger: my favoutite artist is freddie mercury. You: is freddie mercury near a dead star? Stranger: shure he is. he is the best You: BEESSST, YOUVE GOT TO BE THE BEESSTTT! Stranger: asl? You: i just got attacked by a leo.. ouch Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettynunu Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Stranger: do you see yourself in a crowded room? Stranger: .... You: JUMP ON MY PLEASURE PILL Stranger: YES YES Stranger: YES OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Stranger: that was fun. You: oh good Stranger: can we do that again? Stranger: like next tuesday? You: yes yes we can Stranger: thats enough pleasure for awhile. Stranger: can i have one to keep in my pocket? You: yes of course, here you go Stranger: you know . for emergency purposes only. Stranger: thanks. Stranger: its smaller than i thought. You: any bigger and youll explode. I keep them in my faff bag you see Stranger: i see. You: only please thats safe Stranger: isnt exploding the epitome of pleasure? You: yes Made me lol so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megan. Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 You guys are still at it? Holy jebus Tis fun and anyway i have nothing else to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Okay, apparently this Damon person everyone keeps writing about is Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries. Maybe their messageboard is doing the same thing we are, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuseHamseter Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Those vampire diaries peeps are so anoyin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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