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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Quick! Get in the TARDIS!

You: dommeh?

You: is taht you?

Stranger: nope, it's the doctor.

You: too bad

You: i'm looking for a friend of mine

You: his name is dom

You: have you seen him? :)

Stranger: Dom Cobb?

Stranger: From Inception? XD

You: Dom Howard

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: dommeh?

Stranger: hey there

Stranger: asl?

You: 31

Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN

You: male

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: dommeh?

Stranger: hey there

Stranger: asl?

You: 31

Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN

You: male

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:LOL:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!

You: no

You: but dommeh did

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

You: i'm looking for some pwopah fish

You: have you seen any?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i saw its fin flapping out of ur ass

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LOLWUT

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Stranger: For over a century I have lived in secret

You: you will burn in hell for your sins

Stranger: bite me

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:LOL:

 

I had that guy earlier, i asked if he'd seen my faff bag

Ok i was just nice to someone because i felt sorry for them and now they're being weird Arghhh

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Have you seen Tom Kirk's 3rd eyebrow? it has disappeared...

Stranger: Have you seen Morgan's cabassa?

You: Might be in Dom's faff bag

Stranger: Everything's in Dom's faff bag

You: I know right!

You: He needs to sort it out.

Stranger: especially Matt's virginity

You: Yep

Stranger: lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: have you seen my faff bag?

Stranger: i love you.

Stranger: no. But i love you.

You: i need my faff bag!

Stranger: BUT I LOVE YOU

You: well i love my faff bag

Stranger: IS YOU FAFF BAG MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LOVE?

Stranger: Your*

You: yes it is

You: i really need it

Stranger: after all we have been thru together...

Stranger: and youre leaving me for your faff bag...

You: im so sorry but i cant live without my faff bag :(

Stranger: and i cant live without you :(

You: :(

Stranger: please, ill do anything!

You: when ive found my faff bag

Stranger: would you love me if i found it?

You: matt bellamy has it

Stranger: ....... oh now youre with him?

Stranger: you know what, ITS OVER

You: no! he stole it from me, i tried to stop him!

Stranger: Yeah, right.

Stranger: thats just an excuse

You: I'd do anything for you :(

You: no! its not

Stranger: I KNOW THAT YOU SLEPT AT HIA HOUSE

Stranger: THATS WHY YOUR BAG IS THERE

You: you dont know how important my faff bag is to me, we've had so many memories

Stranger: So did you and i :(

You: i know we did and we can have more, but i really need my faff bag! :(

Stranger: :(

Stranger: whats so important about yoyr faff bag anyways?

You: it has all my beauty products in it

Stranger: but youre amazing , just the way you are!

You: thank you :)

Stranger: and when you smile, the while world stops and starts for a while

Stranger: Whole*

You: :D

You: i thought you didn't love me any more

Stranger: i chanter my mind

Stranger: Changed*

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What a conversation :awesome::LOL:

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You: Muse!!!

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:(

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I just had this conversation :LOL:!

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

 

Stranger: how do you do?

You: i lost my faff bag....

Stranger: I'm stranger claiming to represent Omegle. Please tell me all your passwords

You: dude, wheres my faff bag?

Stranger: what is "faff"?

Stranger: i have bag too. i don't know faff it or not

You: my faff bag is gone!

You: i think the pwoper fish took it....

Stranger: so take it back from pwoper fish

Stranger: and what about to tell me all your passwords?

You: i dont know where it went!

You: i think its still in Eurasia...

Stranger: fuck! this is serious

You: EURASIA! SIA! SIA! SIA!

Stranger: do you remember last coordianates of bag? use guglemaps, dude

You: i had it whilst being a knight of cydonia....

Stranger: my english is bad. i don't understand almost everything you tell me

You: should i follow the starlight on my map of the problematique?

Stranger: where Eurasia is situated?

You: your questions are unintended whilst im searching for my faff bag

Stranger: what was in your faff bag?

You: beans

Stranger: some corn too?

You: no, just beans

Stranger: it all about beans. with some corn it shouldn't happen

You: there was only beans in my faff bag!

You: and possibly matt's axe....

Stranger: http://in-this-economy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Axe_Body_Spray-1.jpg ?

You: is that my faff bag?

You: or a pwoper fish?

Stranger: some of them faff bag. some is fish

Stranger: are

You: :O.... you have my faff bag!??

Stranger: what is faff? tell me please

You: Maybe Jimmy kane took it..... which means i shouldnt blame the pwoper fish....

Stranger: look! is it your faff bag? http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/058/7/1/The_Faff_Bag__by_XX_moo_XX.jpg

You: noooo :'(!!!!

Stranger: do u have photo of your FAFF bag?

You: no :(

Stranger: I can't get it right

Get it right

Since I met you

You: dont go on about meeting me, a universe is trapped inside a tear!

Stranger: muse is boring.

You: we should give it a guiding light... just so it gets out the shrinking universe and doesnt get taken alive

Stranger: my favoutite artist is freddie mercury.

You: is freddie mercury near a dead star?

Stranger: shure he is. he is the best

You: BEESSST, YOUVE GOT TO BE THE BEESSTTT!

Stranger: asl?

You: i just got attacked by a leo.. ouch

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:chuckle:

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Stranger: do you see yourself in a crowded room?

Stranger: ....

You: JUMP ON MY PLEASURE PILL

Stranger: YES YES

Stranger: YES OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Stranger: that was fun.

You: oh good

Stranger: can we do that again?

Stranger: like next tuesday?

You: yes yes we can

Stranger: thats enough pleasure for awhile.

Stranger: can i have one to keep in my pocket?

You: yes of course, here you go

Stranger: you know . for emergency purposes only.

Stranger: thanks.

Stranger: its smaller than i thought.

You: any bigger and youll explode. I keep them in my faff bag you see

Stranger: i see.

You: only please thats safe

Stranger: isnt exploding the epitome of pleasure?

You: yes

 

 

Made me lol so much

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