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You: I WANT THE TWUTH

Stranger: Ok, here it is.

Stranger: I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.

Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie that'll hurt you.

You: Fuck. I've been Rick Rolled on Omegle

You: NOOOOOOOOO

You: Damn youuuuuuuuu!

Stranger: Haha! =D

 

:LOL: Damn it!

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I keep randomly trying... and failing...

 

Stranger: Ask me anything :p

You: i'm hungry.. for some onions...

Stranger: I don't favor onions

You: are you a droplet?

Stranger: of what/

You: or a snowflake?

Stranger: snowflake.

You: in an ocean?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:LOL:

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I keep randomly trying... and failing...

 

Stranger: Ask me anything :p

You: i'm hungry.. for some onions...

Stranger: I don't favor onions

You: are you a droplet?

Stranger: of what/

You: or a snowflake?

Stranger: snowflake.

You: in an ocean?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:LOL:

 

oh ducky...here's one for you...

 

Stranger: im a slimy alien! obey me and be my sex slave girl

You: omg matt?

Stranger: matt?

You: tsk tsk you're not the right slimy alien. sorry.

You have disconnected.

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The Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. Introduced in the episode Blink. Scary fuckers

 

Oh wait, I chatted with someone talking about angels having the phone box and looking into the void. :wtf:

 

It was a nice chat once they figured out I had no idea what they were talking about other than it sounded Dr. Whoish. :LOL:

 

I just finished a LONG chat w/ a Twitter Muser. It was great! :awesome: I wanted to save it, but I hit the button one too many times.

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I was using 'I'm a snowflake in an ocean' for a while there and I got some funny responses :LOL:

 

You: I'm a snowflake in the ocean

Stranger: I'm a tree in the desert

You: Orly?

You: I've never seen one of you before.

Stranger: Maybe you should get out more

You: I would, but you know, the ocean.

Stranger: And those damn sharks

You: Bloody sharks

Stranger has disconnected.

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