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I was using 'I'm a snowflake in an ocean' for a while there and I got some funny responses :LOL:

 

You: I'm a snowflake in the ocean

Stranger: I'm a tree in the desert

You: Orly?

You: I've never seen one of you before.

Stranger: Maybe you should get out more

You: I would, but you know, the ocean.

Stranger: And those damn sharks

You: Bloody sharks

Stranger has disconnected.

 

:LOL:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: pwopah fish

Stranger: Screw you guys I'm going home.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

I got him too, genius xD

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i've had a few pwoper conversations today!!

 

the first one started out like this:

 

Stranger: DA MYOOZE

You: i want the twuth

Stranger: AHH

Stranger: maffo!

You: dommeh!

Stranger: nice to see you!

You: where have you been?? i

You: i've been looking for you!

Stranger: I've missed you! But you were always with kate

You: well i can't seem to get away from her....i've missed you so much though

Stranger: yes, she's like a stalker

You: i just don't know when i'll get the chance to tell her its over

You: she will never satisfy the undisclosed desires in my heart

 

it went on for a while....i wonder who this stranger was?

and then this one is with a non-muser obviously:

 

Stranger: you are a good person

You: you’re still nothing to me

Stranger: oh yeah, i know

You: and this is nothing to me

Stranger: why ?

You: You could've been number one and you could've ruled the whole world and we could've had so much fun but you blew it away

Stranger: be happy, dude

 

i'm a girl thank you very much:phu:

 

lol

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Stranger: hey

You: HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: Am I on your lawn?

You: no, but matt bellamy is on yours

Stranger: Not again. I thought I got rid of him for good last time

You: D:

You: I'd give him bananas

You: then he'll go

Stranger: Brilliant! I always let him analy rape me into a coma

You: good , he does the same with the drummer

 

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So like... Oh my fucking god! :awesome:

 

[spoiler=Most awesome omegle chat ever]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Muse

Stranger: AND

Stranger: I'M

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: WAITING

Stranger: PATIENTLY

Stranger: I'LL WAIT

Stranger: FOR THE SIGN

You: Exo Politics?

You: OMG

You: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: yes sir!

You: LOL

You: xD

Stranger: AHAHAHAHA

Stranger: FIFTH ONE!

Stranger: FFINALLY XD

You: HAHAHA

You: xD

You: OMG O_O

You: are you from .mu?

Stranger: ☻☻☻☻

Stranger: ahhhhh

Stranger: well

Stranger: not really, i am on .mu

Stranger: but i'm more from twitter

Stranger: XD

You: :LOL:

Stranger: :awesome:

You: This is so awesome indeed

You: xD

You: What is your favorite song then?

Stranger: it so is!

Stranger: right now

Stranger: it's

Stranger: Assassin

Stranger: or

Stranger: Megalomania

Stranger: XD

Stranger: WHAT ABOUT YOU ?!?/1

You: Hmmm...

You: I'd have to say Exogenesis: Symphony Part 3 (Redemption) (yes, I enjoy spelling it in its entirety)

You: I think it is too by00tiful

Stranger: ahh exogenesis symphony.

Stranger: i like the Cross-Pollination more though!

Stranger: SPREAD OUR CODES TO THE STARS

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

You: YOU MUST RESCUE US ALL!...btich

You: xD

You: I got into CoD recently too

Stranger: SO FOUND A LOT OF MUSERS ON HERE TONIGHT?

You: LOL

You: guess so

You: xD

Stranger: city of delusion is amazing

Stranger: truly amazing

You: :yesey:

Stranger: "as conspiracies unwind"

Stranger: that part in exo politics

Stranger: is so eargasmic

You: Yep

You: Shame not many musers like Exo politics

Stranger: seriously. :c why don't they like it though?

You: Dunno, I think it's because

You: they believe it to be repetitive and "monotone"

You: or smth

Stranger: repetitive? monotone? >.>

Stranger: idk about that, but personally it's one of my favorites

Stranger: from BH&R

Stranger: along with assassin and take a bow and motp of course

Stranger: XD

You: MotP is mine methinks

You: yep

You: xD

Stranger: LONELINESS BE OVER.

Stranger: i love it.

Stranger: okay muser it was nice meeting you!

Stranger: 6 so far

You: 'twas nice meeting you too

Stranger: i must fly trying to find some more

You: :LOL:

You: okay

You: ;)

Stranger: bye! :>

You: Buh bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

AW MY GAWD that was me! :LOL:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I WANT THE TWUTH

Stranger: trutch shall be given

Stranger: truth*

Stranger: ask

You: THANK YOU

Stranger: feel relaxed my friend

Stranger: i come in peace

You: ARE YOU A ZETA?

Stranger: no sir, i am not

You: WHAT R U THAN?:O

Stranger: i wish i understood what zeta was

Stranger: maybe i could help you further

Stranger: you seem to be on a mission

You: :o YES I AM

Stranger: what's troubling you?

You: IM LOOKING FOR DOMMEH

Stranger: ahh i see

Stranger: you're search is useless on the omegle

Stranger: you must find what youre looking for in other places

You: NO,I KNOW THAT DOMMEH IS HERE,IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM THAT MAFFO IS LOOKING FOR HIM

Stranger: i see

Stranger: but you want the truth right?

You: YES

Stranger: dommeh is gone...

You: :OOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: never to be found again

Stranger: i'm sorry, its sad and it hurts me too

Stranger: but it is the truth, what you asked for

You: YOU KILLZ MAH DOMMEH?!

Stranger: no dommeh killz himself

Stranger: and by that i mean he logged off omegle

You: D: DOMMEH NEVER DO THAT

Stranger: he did :(

You: HES HERE 24/7

Stranger: he took a break

Stranger: for a while

You: WHY

Stranger: you're search for dommeh begins here

Stranger: but does not end here

You: :'(

Stranger: it is sad

Stranger: i know

You: ILL KEEP SEARCHING HIM

Stranger: i had a dommeh of my own once

You: :o

You: I NEEDZ TO FIND DOMMEH

Stranger: one must always follow their heart to be truley happy

Stranger: my advice to you

Stranger: search for dommeh

Stranger: search until you cannot search any longer

Stranger: if it is desity

Stranger: the dommeh will reunite with you

You: :O

You: K BYE

You have disconnected

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