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haha, just got the same guy twice in a row - got him confused:

 

Stranger: A wild Abra has appeared.

You: DOMBREAD

You: still no faffbag?

Stranger: Are you the same person I talked to a second ago... Or is there a zombie apocolypse that are obbsessed with dombread??

You: everybody owns a faffbag, and everybody is obsessed with dombread

Stranger: :/

Stranger: Is this in USA

Stranger: 'Cause I'm from Australia

You: dombread is popular there too

You: just googleimage it

Stranger: HOWARD MOON

You: ?

Stranger: The Mighty Boosh??

You: no, Dom Howard on a loaf of bread

Stranger: He looks funny on a loaf of bread

You: hell yes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

And here are a few from yesterday (as you can see, I was in a dombread mood):

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: NO ONES GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE

Stranger: TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

Stranger: YOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS

Stranger: YOU AND I MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE

You: dombread. that's the one who's gonna take you alive.

Stranger: THEY WILL NOT FORCE US

Stranger: omg pwoper muser? :D

You: he WILL force you

Stranger: Did i catch a pwoper fish?

You: no, coz you're a WANKER!

You: hahahahahahhaha

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Floccinaucinihilipilifications

You: long word, difficult to say

Stranger: Maffo?!

You: zwxy

You: etc

You: can't be arsed

Stranger: Lol

You have disconnected.

 

 

that guy didn't get the dombread reference:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: HEY U CRAZY KIDS!

You: i'm not crazy, i'm just a bread which happends to have a face on it

You: helloooo?

You: write the fuck down!

You: onomnomnomnom

You have disconnected.

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I know there is already an Omegle thread, but I thought I would make a thread just for Muse related conversations. Like the Musey Cleverbot thread.

 

http://www.omegle.com/

 

Here's a conversation I just had:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

 

You: Muse

Stranger: you like muse

You: I do.

Stranger: me too

You: *high five*

Stranger: :)

You: So what is your favorite song?

Stranger: black holes and revelations

You: Umm, that's the album

Stranger: and a song

You: Do you mean Starlight?

Stranger: no duh

You: There isn't a song called Black Holes and Revelations. Only an album

Stranger: your obv not a fan then

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Anyone else met any Musers on there?

 

I got a guy like that except he said things that werent Muse songs or albums and said i wasnt a real fan for not knowing them :LOL:, i called him a fucktard and disconnected... :p.

 

Got a muser a second ago and now have them as a friend on here :LOL:.

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You: MUSE

Stranger: ARCTIC MONKEYS.

You: MUSE

Stranger: ARCTIC MONKEYS.

You: MUSE

Stranger: ARCTIC MONKEYS

You: MUSE!

Stranger: ARCTIC MONKEYS!!!

Stranger: ftw.

You: Muse's pwoper fish could beat the crap out your monkeys anyday...

Stranger: Listen to them, they're great, seriously. Goodbye!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

:LOL:

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I got a guy like that except he said things that werent Muse songs or albums and said i wasnt a real fan for not knowing them :LOL:, i called him a fucktard and disconnected... :p.

 

Got a muser a second ago and now have them as a friend on here :LOL:.

 

That was me. :awesome:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Heyy.

You:

You: watch this

Stranger: 'kay

Stranger: ??

You: did you watch it?

Stranger: yeahh.

Stranger: some guy wearing a mask,

You: It's hilarious

Stranger: no, it's kinda pointles...but whatever you say, haa.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hi, I'm Gerard Way.

You: Have you seen my faff bag?

You: I'm Dom Howard

Stranger: I don't believe I have, Dom.

You: I think Matt Bellamy stole it.

Stranger: Sorry to hear that.

You: Do you remember us, Gerard?

You: You supported us in 2007 at Wembley Stadium.

Stranger: Yes, I remember you. You're from Muse.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: dom howard

Stranger: bitch

You: matt bellamy

Stranger: what

Stranger: u dumb as hell boy

 

lololol :LOL::LOL:

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This is so much fun :LOL:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Muse

Stranger: THEY WILL NOT FORCEEEEE USS

 

:awesome:

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You: MUSE

Stranger: Quibbler?

You: no, muse

Stranger: Is this a muggle band??

You: Muse are an epic band

Stranger: Did you find it through Twilight?

Stranger: Bet you did

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:mad::mad::mad: I was about to protest against it and they disconnected

 

EDIT: I just shouted Muse at someone, all they said was "fuck" and they disconnected.. anyone else been bothering this person by any chance :p? :LOL:

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:LOL: This made me lol.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Have you seen my faff bag?

Stranger: funny shiz u.

You: I'm serious...

You: I think Maffoo stole it?

Stranger: LOL.

Stranger: :')

You: Seriously! I'm almost crying here!

You: I can't find my faff bag!

Stranger: you a f?

You: No, a guy.

You: What makes you think that?

Stranger: lmao,+iduno:)

You: It has my leopard print in it!

You: I've gotta find it!

Stranger: omg,i love leopard printt!<3

You: ME TOOOOOOOO

Stranger: ITS FIT.

You: It looks great on me.

Stranger: LMAO.

Stranger: you gay or something?:L

You: No O_o

Stranger: hehe,how old are you?

You: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100110171002/nonciclopedia/images/4/4b/Dominic_Howard.jpg

You: This is me.

Stranger: you on msn?

You: Do you like me in pink leopard print?

Stranger: thats not even you is it?:L

You: Yes!

Stranger: your like 30?

You: 32...

Stranger: :Oim onyl a baby!

Stranger: :)

Stranger: only*

You: Aw :)

You: Do you want me to buy a faff bag for you?

Stranger: ur actully making me lol.

You: I'm not joking here. I'm a serious dude who has lost his faff bag

Stranger: lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao.

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dom howard is not a good way to start the convo, 4 people in a row have disconnected after i've said that. :LOL:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: dom howard

Stranger: howard dom

You: matt bellamy

Stranger: bellamy matt

You: chris wolstenholme

Stranger: wolstenholme chris

You: tom kirk

Stranger: kirk tom

You: muse

Stranger: seum

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: esum

You: hyper music

Stranger: pot

 

I was about to write noodle but they disconnected :(

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:LOL: This made me lol.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Have you seen my faff bag?

Stranger: funny shiz u.

You: I'm serious...

You: I think Maffoo stole it?

Stranger: LOL.

Stranger: :')

You: Seriously! I'm almost crying here!

You: I can't find my faff bag!

Stranger: you a f?

You: No, a guy.

You: What makes you think that?

Stranger: lmao,+iduno:)

You: It has my leopard print in it!

You: I've gotta find it!

Stranger: omg,i love leopard printt!<3

You: ME TOOOOOOOO

Stranger: ITS FIT.

You: It looks great on me.

Stranger: LMAO.

Stranger: you gay or something?:L

You: No O_o

Stranger: hehe,how old are you?

You: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100110171002/nonciclopedia/images/4/4b/Dominic_Howard.jpg

You: This is me.

Stranger: you on msn?

You: Do you like me in pink leopard print?

Stranger: thats not even you is it?:L

You: Yes!

Stranger: your like 30?

You: 32...

Stranger: :Oim onyl a baby!

Stranger: :)

Stranger: only*

You: Aw :)

You: Do you want me to buy a faff bag for you?

Stranger: ur actully making me lol.

You: I'm not joking here. I'm a serious dude who has lost his faff bag

Stranger: lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao.

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:!!!

i just found a fellow muser :'), they dont have a profile on here though :(

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