Triple C Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Matt's nostrils are too big" That was almost an issue, but I got out my measuring instruments and decided he was within acceptable nostril specifications. I mean, let's face it, nostril size is the most sensible way of judging music.:LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 That was almost an issue, but I got out my measuring instruments and decided he was within acceptable nostril specifications. I mean, let's face it, nostril size is the most sensible way of judging music.:LOL: :LOL: Ok, to be honest, the comment wasn't actually about not liking Muse, but it was such a random comment I had to post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "I like music that has a lot of guitar, Muse's songs all focus on the drumming." Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretterati Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The girl who turned you down had a crush on the frontman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmos Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 And also, how can this be scary? Ahhh! The horror!!! AAGHH! Run away! Run away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple C Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 AAGHH! Run away! Run away! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaris Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Their songs are all the same tempo" Uh, what?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 'The singer sounds like a dying cat on helium being run over by a truck.' ^^ I played her micro cuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.unintended Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 They are too heavy and Matt has a big honker. Dumb parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Valentine Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 How can you be surprised when people say that they don't like Matts breathing? it's really, really loud and can be very annoying. Well, he HAS to breath sometime! It actually doesn't bother me. I pay so much attention to his voice that I don't even notice it most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "Sounds like someone's cut off his you-know-what," Well, fuck that. I'm never going to show Micro Cuts to anyone ever again. Go back and listen to your Justin Bieber and Jesse McCartney CDs, Laura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kymusemu Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 friend 1: 'It was annoying. like, all the songs were so boring!' me: *STAB* friend 1 continue: 'they're all so slow and long' me: *STAB STAB* friend 2: 'united states of Eurasia is too fricken ... weird!' me: *grabs knife out of other 'friend' and stabs this one* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUSEirik Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "Sounds like someone's cut off his you-know-what," Well, fuck that. I'm never going to show Micro Cuts to anyone ever again. Go back and listen to your Justin Bieber and Jesse McCartney CDs, Laura Really? She listens to Justin Bieber, and she thinks Matt had his stuff cut off? Ugh, stupid people annoys me friend 1: 'It was annoying. like, all the songs were so boring!' me: *STAB* friend 1 continue: 'they're all so slow and long' me: *STAB STAB* friend 2: 'united states of Eurasia is too fricken ... weird!' me: *grabs knife out of other 'friend' and stabs this one* You should try chainsaw, it's more effective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackparker Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Really? She listens to Justin Bieber' date=' and she thinks [b']Matt[/b] had his stuff cut off? Ugh, stupid people annoys me Justin Bieber aint even got any of dat stuff You should try chainsaw, it's more effective yeah! Extra sharp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechagodzilla Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Really? She listens to Justin Bieber, and she thinks Matt had his stuff cut off? Ugh, stupid people annoys me You should try chainsaw, it's more effective Chainsaw's are fuuunn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigapoodle Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 friend 1: 'It was annoying. like, all the songs were so boring!' me: *STAB* friend 1 continue: 'they're all so slow and long' me: *STAB STAB* friend 2: 'united states of Eurasia is too fricken ... weird!' me: *grabs knife out of other 'friend' and stabs this one* I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerstalkers Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 me:WHY SPLIT THESE STATES WHEN THERE CAN BE ONNNLYYYY ONEEEE?????? AND MUST WE DO AS WE ARE TOLD? MUST WE DO AS WE'RE TOLD???? other person:oh god that song is laughably bad me: I AM HUNGRY FOR SOME UNREST I WANNA PUSH THIS BEYOND A PEACEFUL PROTEST I WANNA SPEAK IN A LANGUAGE THAT THEY'LL UNDERSTAND DEDICATION TO A NEW AGE IS THIS THE END OF DESTRUCTION AND RAMPAGE? ANOTHER CHANCE TO ERASE THEN REPEAT IT AGAIN COUNTER BALANCE THIS COMMOTION WE'RE NOT DROPLETS IN THE OCEAN, OOOOCEAANNNNN other person: it's so bad though... the 1984 references made me want to stab myself in the stomach when I first heard them... me: You don't like 1984? :o other person: it's pretty good, but the references are so laughably obvious... not even references really, just Matt Belamy putting on a shirt that says "LOL LOOK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 1984, IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE'RE MAKING A POINT OR SOME SHIT" :stunned: Even spelled Matt's name wrong. :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 get this one... me: i love muse them: ewww, why? me: because not only are their lyrics BLISSful and they serenade me into a dream of FALLING AWAY WITH them, their instrumentals would cause a NEUTRON STAR COLLISION so close to earth that you would get down on your knees, throw your arms up in the air and scream " why did you cause this APOCALYPSE PLEASE?!" then you would look up towards the fragmentation of the STARLIGHT as you sense FEAR AND PANIC IN THE AIR you'll feel at peace because you BELONG TO muse. they will EXCERSIZE THE DEMONS FROM YOUR PAST. and they WILL HOLD YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE!!! because muse...muse is not just a band, they are the devil and will MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS, such as not TAKING A BOW towards them... them: wow.... well i hate them... me:WHY!!!! them:i don't know... just because... ASSHOLES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerstalkers Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 get this one... me: i love muse them: ewww, why? me: because not only are their lyrics BLISSful and they serenade me into a dream of FALLING AWAY WITH them, their instrumentals would cause a NEUTRON STAR COLLISION so close to earth that you would get down on your knees, throw your arms up in the air and scream " why did you cause this APOCALYPSE PLEASE?!" then you would look up towards the fragmentation of the STARLIGHT as you sense FEAR AND PANIC IN THE AIR you'll feel at peace because you BELONG TO muse. they will EXCERSIZE THE DEMONS FROM YOUR PAST. and they WILL HOLD YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE!!! because muse...muse is not just a band, they are the devil and will MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS, such as not TAKING A BOW towards them... them: wow.... well i hate them... me:WHY!!!! them:i don't know... just because... ASSHOLES!!! Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Win! quite... im trying to put that on my sig but its too long... im working on it though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerstalkers Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 quite... im trying to put that on my sig but its too long... im working on it though.... It's great! Too bad though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givemeyourheartandyoursoul Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I tried showing my dad who is a hardcore rock music fan and he said matt's voice is 'too intense and high pitched' and that it would give him a headache if he listened to any more. My ex-boyfriend looked at my poster in the living area and said all 3 of them were gay because of their pants....yeah..that's why he is an ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbroken_ideals Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I tried showing my dad who is a hardcore rock music fan and he said matt's voice is 'too intense and high pitched' and that it would give him a headache if he listened to any more. My ex-boyfriend looked at my poster in the living area and said all 3 of them were gay because of their pants....yeah..that's why he is an ex. I almost choked :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulaplee Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Husband got very angry because I put "that atheist band sticker" on the lower left rear window of my car. Funny that in doing so he totally ignored the H.I.M. sticker on the lower right. (yeah, i know, weird combination there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imyreld Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 A friend of mine said they sound like the Cure (???) and she hates the Cure. Thats like saying "I hate Muse because they sound like <insert band name> and I hate <same band name>" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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