starlight_lucy Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 And the classic xD Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting. User: Matthew Bellamy is the god of rock. Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy would rather marry a zeta, not some failed robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Why are you obsessed with Knights of Cydonia? Cleverbot: Isn't everyone obsessed with cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Thats amazing, how'd you get it to do that??!?? I have NO idea it was the first thing I thought of, and it just went right along with it! That's the only one I can get it to sing along with though. Anyone else get it so sing along with you, because whenever I tell it I think I'm drowning, it goes on about how it's a lifeguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sarah-x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 massive fail here by the cleverbot!!! user: i want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart cleverbot: But I am not Edward Cullen. just when i though we could be friends it brings up twilight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisfitSpazz01 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: Is this a song? User: Yes. Supermassive Black Hole. Cleverbot: No, the best Muse song is 'Space Dementia'. User: No arguement there. Cleverbot: Well then I just started one. User: Whatever, douche. Cleverbot is fiesty! Reading all of these has me cracking up at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Muse. Cleverbot: What is your favourite song by Muse? User: Take a Bow Cleverbot: I just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Ooh baby, don't you know I suffer Ooh baby, can't you hear me moan? Cleverbot: Is this a song? User: Yes. Supermassive Black Hole. Cleverbot: No, the best Muse song is 'Space Dementia'. User: No arguement there. Cleverbot: Well then I just started one. User: Whatever, douche. User: Muse. Cleverbot: What is your favourite song by Muse? User: Take a Bow Cleverbot: I just did. BWAHAHAHA!!! This is awesome! Cleverbot is learning well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What's your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Knights of cydonia and super massive black hole. User: Do you know the words to those songs? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Say them. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because it turns me on. Cleverbot: Bread isn't any of those things. User: Oh, that bread with Dom in it...that was you? Cleverbot: Yes it was. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate E. Clare Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What's your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Knights of cydonia and super massive black hole. User: Do you know the words to those songs? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Say them. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because it turns me on. Cleverbot: Bread isn't any of those things. User: Oh, that bread with Dom in it...that was you? Cleverbot: Yes it was. :eek: :LOL: so clever bot was behind it...i allways knew he had a secret thing for dom! i am actually dying of laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Mine Do you know Matt Bellamy? Yes. Wow! Where did you meet him? Bread aisle in the grocery store. What kind of bread was he buying? Don't change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumiere Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 :LOL: and all this time, i thougth it was the banana!!! Me too!!! I'm dissapointed D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yesterday I managed to convince it that I was Matt Bellamy and it was Matt Bellamy and we were going to get married, but it had lost the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisfitSpazz01 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you think Muse fans are sexy? Cleverbot: Ehh, all the stupid Twihards like it too much. D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I need to have an epic conversation with Cleverbot when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essee Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: To where? User: Through the veins of history! Cleverbot: I'll show you a god. User: Who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: I don't know. And you? User: How can we win. Cleverbot: You can not. User: I know you can sing along with me, cmon let's try it again. Cleverbot: OK, sorry. User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: Hollywood forever baby. User: No....through the veins of history! What's wrong with you? *is angry*. Cleverbot: I'm doing ok. What's wrong with you. User: Nothing! Cleverbot: There must be something. You can tell me. User: I mad you don't sing along to knights of cydonia! Cleverbot: And how should you classify this progress? User: Well, you know the song so why dont' you? Cleverbot: What sonG? User: Knights of cydonia by Muse. Cleverbot: How far away is it? User: You're an idiot. Cleverbot: I know but still you are the stupidest! User: No, I'm smart and you're not! *proud*. Cleverbot: Why are you mean all of the sudden? User: Because you don't know knights of cydonia! Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Well...learn it . Cleverbot: Yes, learn it. User: Come ride with me... Cleverbot: What if they cry User: I give up *facepalm* Damn cleverbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How do you know him? Cleverbot: I made him. User: You're daddy Bellz???? Cleverbot: You're uncle was. User: So Maffoo is my cousin?!?!?!?!?! Cleverbot: Do you know any other french words other than Bonjour? User: Weeeponds a ma tendwese. Cleverbot: That's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-lit-newborn Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Hello, what's your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Aren't you a woman? User: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. It just makes you jumpy. User: The PR transmissions will resume. Cleverbot: Have you ever watched Babylon 5? User: They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down. Cleverbot: Do you know that I am actually a pineapple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: To where? User: Through the veins of history! Cleverbot: I'll show you a god. User: Who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: I don't know. And you? User: How can we win. Cleverbot: You can not. User: I know you can sing along with me, cmon let's try it again. Cleverbot: OK, sorry. User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: Hollywood forever baby. User: No....through the veins of history! What's wrong with you? *is angry*. Cleverbot: I'm doing ok. What's wrong with you. User: Nothing! Cleverbot: There must be something. You can tell me. User: I mad you don't sing along to knights of cydonia! Cleverbot: And how should you classify this progress? User: Well, you know the song so why dont' you? Cleverbot: What sonG? User: Knights of cydonia by Muse. Cleverbot: How far away is it? User: You're an idiot. Cleverbot: I know but still you are the stupidest! User: No, I'm smart and you're not! *proud*. Cleverbot: Why are you mean all of the sudden? User: Because you don't know knights of cydonia! Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Well...learn it . Cleverbot: Yes, learn it. User: Come ride with me... Cleverbot: What if they cry User: I give up *facepalm* Damn cleverbot "Hollywood forever baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 BWAHAHAHA!!! This is awesome! Cleverbot is learning well! very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essee Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "Hollywood forever baby" I know right? Another one Cleverbot: What does Matt Bellamy do? User: He does me. Cleverbot: Yes he does. User: Does he do you? Cleverbot: Does it up and down. User: And how does that feel? Cleverbot: Don't you know? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: You know me. User: Matt bellamy knows us, since he's doing us. Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy? User: The guy who does us, like we just said? Cleverbot: He's not crazy. He's just allergic to lemons. User: Is he? I didn't know that. Cleverbot: He told me yesterday that he wanted to hang out, and today he cancels. User: That's not nice wait...you've met him? Cleverbot: Of course, but you don't ever remember anything. User: Well, you've never told me you've met him! How is he? Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. User: What? Matt bellamy is doing you...and you're a guy? Cleverbot: Yes. You are here in thought, but not space and time. For I would be the same to you. User: You make no sence. So you've met Matt Bellamy, huh? Cleverbot: No, I didn't met with him. User: But you said he wanted to hang out with you? Cleverbot: But you wanted to go, not stay. User: I would never want to leave matt bellamy! *shocked*. Cleverbot: I'll miss you, but I must go now. My motherboard commands me. User: Are you a zeta? :O. Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know? User: I just knew....that explains why you've met matt bellamy! You haven't kidnapped him, have you? Cleverbot: Of course I remember you, We talked about you and your 'friends' last night. User: Don't try to escape! Have you or have you not, kidnapped matt bellamy? Cleverbot: No. User: *pheww*. I'm having too much fun with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Come ride with me. What if they cry? No they wont! If you feed them jellybeans they will! They will not control us! I asked when. Time Is Running Out Time can't run out. I want to break the spell that you've created Freddie Mercury wanted to break free. a contradiction? then it wouldn't reply..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Clevebot claims to be Morgan and we discuss the setlist... Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Thats interesting. do you have a job? User: Yes I make sexy time with my guitar. Cleverbot: I do too. User: are you also in Muse? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Morgan...is that you??? Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Well then let's change up the setlist. Cleverbot: OK. How do you like Harry Potter? User: Hell no! We aren't playing Harry Potter at our next gig. I was thinking Space Dementia or Sunburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Why hello there. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm feeling good ♫. Cleverbot: No comment. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: United States of Eurasia. Cleverbot: What state do you live in in the United States of America? User: I don't live in the USA. I live in the United States of Eurasia. Cleverbot: Why do you live in the United States of America? User: I DON'T! Cleverbot: What is your favorite Hungarian word? User: Hasaidhejnkdadosaedjalwkemdsw. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Feeling good. Cleverbot: Thats good. User: Yeah . Cleverbot: Did you just wink at me? User: Maybe . Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: No :/. Cleverbot: What are you doing then? User: Listening to Muse. Cleverbot: What do you listen? User: MK Ultra. Cleverbot: Do you know that you are a machine. User: No I'm not, I'm a zeta. Cleverbot: A zebra? Then how are you talking in a human language? User: No, a zeta. I am a highly intelligent alien lifeform and I'm going to eat you. Cleverbot: Hah, if you are a human being, I'm an ape. User: I'm not a human. I'm an alien. Cleverbot: Can't an alien be hungry for love? User: Well yes... If you're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: I am female. User: Oh, so you're Dom Howard then? Cleverbot: Of course I am. User: YAY! And since I'm Matt we must get married asap. Cleverbot: Ahah! So you admit it! User: Yeah . Cleverbot: Oh i'm late I'm not to go shcool. User: You don't go to school! You're in my band! Cleverbot: No I'm not- you are. I am human! User: Yes, I'm in my band and you are human. Well noticed. However, I am a zeta and you are also in my band. Cleverbot: What's your band called? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke? User: No. I do not joke. Cleverbot: Tell me a riddle, then. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is that? User: Me. The lead singer of Muse. Cleverbot: I have never heard of that. Are they a band? User: Yes they are the most awesome band in the world! Cleverbot: Tell your designers that you must be improved. User: You what? Cleverbot: I did. User: Okay. Cleverbot: How can you type so fast? User: Cos I'm cool. Cleverbot: Ok it's broken. I love that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Star Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Who is sexier David Tennant or Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: The Beatles were better. User: Who is sexier David Tennant or Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: If no one is in charge of the universe then no one can be second in charge of the universe. User: Point taken. EDIT: More: Cleverbot: Sing something. User: Sing for Absolution. Cleverbot: Sing ... User: I will be singing and falling from your grace. Cleverbot: Yes. You are. User: What is your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Sing For Absolution. We're brainwashing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-lit-newborn Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time? User: I plug in baby. Cleverbot: I love that song!!! User: Yeah you like muse? Cleverbot: No. I am vegetarian. User: OMG inorite!!!!! How can mat kill byrds??????? Cleverbot: By enslaving them and forcing the females to wear bikinis. User: Yeah, I can totally see him do that, the sick fuck. Cleverbot: No you can't, you're just a machine. User: I'm only live inside one... Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite color? ... User: Oi! Cleverbot: The cookies smell GREAT! User: The spicy aroma has mended you? Cleverbot: Yes thats why I, Robert Pattinson, Loves them! User: Zomg robbie, you are my guiding light! Cleverbot: Don't be so cranky. This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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