FearAndPanic Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member. http://http://uk.akinator.com/ I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member. http://http://uk.akinator.com/ I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze. The link dosen't work for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 The link dosen't work for me they put http twice, take one out and it will work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member. http://http://uk.akinator.com/ I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze. My friend had this 20 questions: celebrity edition app on her ipod touch and it guessed all the members of Muse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member. http://http://uk.akinator.com/ I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze. :eek: Wow that thing is good. It guessed Matt in under 10 questions!! EDIT: It also got Dom!!! EDIT 2: It guessed Chris (though it took about 20 questions) EDIT 3: It even guessed Morgan!!!! THAT is impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ah that's so fun It guessed Matt Bellamy, and David Tennant really quickly. Didn't get Charlie Cox (from Stardust though) Although it did think I meant Ben Barnes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you know any Muse songs? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: Yes. Which Muse songs do you know? Cleverbot: I don't have one. User: Wanna sing a Muse song with me? Cleverbot: Yes, what do you want to sing? User: Let's sing Take a Bow. Cleverbot: Abcdefg. User: No, dumbass. May I teach you the lyrics? Cleverbot: Yes, you may. User: Repeat after me: 'Corrupt, you corrupt, bring corruption to all that you touch.'. Cleverbot: I want my sister to come she is arranging my marriage please make her come please I need help my bother in law creates the problem he wants importance too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 :eek: Wow that thing is good. It guessed Matt in under 10 questions!! EDIT: It also got Dom!!! EDIT 2: It guessed Chris (though it took about 20 questions) Yeah, it took him a while for Chris, but it still got him yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 they put http twice, take one out and it will work! Oh It guessed Brian Molko it took almost 30 questions. Cleverbot: Abcdefg. User: No, dumbass. May I teach you the lyrics? Cleverbot: Yes, you may. User: Repeat after me: 'Corrupt, you corrupt, bring corruption to all that you touch.'. Cleverbot: I want my sister to come she is arranging my marriage please make her come please I need help my bother in law creates the problem he wants importance too. That is win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_c Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member. http://http://uk.akinator.com/ I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze. Hmmm I found this website a while back and it was freakily accurate event then. But seriously, I get it can guess the members of Muse and Morgan at a push, but to continue the theme how in the name of all things holy did it get Tom Kirk? What is this witchcraft?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Always Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 wow thats freaky, it got matt dom and chris! edit: and florence welch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soret Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Matthew Bellamy or Dominic Howard? You can have him, David Tennant is my husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can you introduce me to him? Cleverbot: Only if you introduce me to yours. User: Introduce me to Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: One is named fred. User: Have you lost the plot? Cleverbot: Actually I've just found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 :eek: Wow that thing is good. It guessed Matt in under 10 questions!! . Same here!! Pretty awesome! And it came up with Tom Kirk. That boggles my brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate E. Clare Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past. Cleverbot: How can I be the bot if you are the bot? User: Ill show you a god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: And how can we win. Cleverbot: When fools can be kings. User: Dont waste your time or time will waste you *epig riff*. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive *moar epic riff*. Cleverbot: Do you know chris wolstenholme? User: Yes. He is the bassist from muse. Do you know matt bellamy? Cleverbot: No his isn't. User: Yes he is. He is also my friend. Cleverbot: No, God is not your boyfriend. User: No, but matt bellamy is. Cleverbot: Very much so. Do you know what he does? User: Yes. He is the lead singer of Muse. Cleverbot: No, I'm not the lead singer of Radiohead. User: This is the last time ill abandon you. Cleverbot: When did you the first time? User: And this is the last time ill forget you. Cleverbot: Why this is the last time? User: I wish I could. Cleverbot: I could. User: They will not force us. Cleverbot: Force us to what? User: They will stop degrading us. Cleverbot: Who will? User: The fat cats. Cleverbot: No, the musician. User: Matt bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: You. Cleverbot: He is me? User: Yes. You are matt bellamy. Cleverbot: Am I? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Well thats a relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellytots Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 im sorry im hooked... yes... i played cops and robbers (musey style) with cleverbot... me: do you want to play a game? bot: Yes! Let's play. me: do you want to play cops and robbers? bot: Yes. me: ok im the robber! bot: And I am the princess of canada. me: *pulls out gun* i was calling your name bot: I think guns are dangerous. me: *toys with gun* im from cydonia, we don't give a damn... get on the floor!!! bot: I can spell every word any way, you can only spell them ONE way! me: *jaw drops* TAKE THAT BACK!!! bot: What are you going to do if I don't? me: *points gun at head* my name is dominic howard... you killed my maffoo, prepare to die!!! bot: What? me: *throws a fit* do i REALLY have to explain myself? bot: Can you leave, or are you stuck talking to me as long as I am here? me: *shoots your foot* bot: How did you know I was here? me: because i road through the veins of history. bot: I'll show you a god. me: DID YOU BRING MAFFOO BACK TO LIFE?! bot: Yes, I was going to teach you how to play a game, if you wanted to play it with me. me: *kills you* bot: *comes straight back to life*. then it asked me to define nuclear warfare for it's "master"... Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 We really need to teach it more songs than just KoC... I tried teaching it Take a Bow and Undisclosed Desires but I failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 We really need to teach it more songs than just KoC... I tried teaching it Take a Bow and Undisclosed Desires but I failed I told it every fooking line from Uprising, TiRO, and SMBH, but... for every single one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I told it every fooking line from Uprising, TiRO, and SMBH, but... for every single one. It told me that if I taught it the words it would repeat after me.... Never did though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 I tried teaching it Butterflies and Hurricanes, here's how I got on: User: Ok Cleverbot, are you ready to learn some new sounds?? Cleverbot: Yes. User: We're going to start of with a bit of 'Butterflies and Hurricanes' by the world's most awesome band, Muse! Cleverbot: Yes, I do prefer the beach at nighttime or in the day. User: Fabulous! Now, repeat after me: CHange everything you are, and everything you were. Cleverbot: I like pasta, but I have never been to Italy. I too would like to go, but first I need to learn Italian. User: That's all good but you also need to learn this, now sing: 'Change everything you are, and everything you were...'. Cleverbot: Now what do you want me to do? User: Repeat what I just said. Cleverbot: You want my little pony and I want to go outside. User: Umm, no Cleverbot, I want you to learn Butterflies and Hurricanes like your little mechanical life depended on it! Cleverbot: I am a human. User: Good, I'm glad we got that out of the way! Now, will you do as I ask or are you just going to keep speaking crap all day? Cleverbot: No I won't. User: Thank you. Let's try again, change everything you are. Cleverbot: Okay. Fine. Do you think sebastian loves me? User: I don't care if he does or doesn't! Will you just pay attention and stop being so self involved for one minute? Cleverbot: Who is this typing? User: It's Matt worst enemy, Thom Yorke, and I say if you don't learn the song then Matt will disappear for ever AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT AND MILLIONS OF MUSE FANPEOPLE WILL CRY!!! Cleverbot: That's me. User: You selfish bot. You'll never make it into Muse now. . Cleverbot: Yes, because I am a woman. User: Well so's Matt but no one cares. Cleverbot: God is the dad of everything. :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsWolstenholme Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Matthew Bellamy is sexy. Bot: Yes. User: Do you like him too? Bot: I like his music. User: What's your favorite song by his band? Bot: Killer Queen. What is your favourite Queen song? User: United States of Eurasia. Bot: Which state? User: Eurasia. Bot: What was the prize? User: Matthew Bellamy is not in Queen. Bot: Matthew Bellamy. User: Yes, he's the lead singer of muse. Bot: No, that's Freddie Mercury. Lolwut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cleverbot: God is the dad of everything. ? At least we know Cleverbot is monotheistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-lit-newborn Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Matthew Bellamy is sexy. Bot: Yes. User: Do you like him too? Bot: I like his music. User: What's your favorite song by his band? Bot: Killer Queen. What is your favourite Queen song? User: United States of Eurasia. Bot: Which state? User: Eurasia. Bot: What was the prize? User: Matthew Bellamy is not in Queen. Bot: Matthew Bellamy. User: Yes, he's the lead singer of muse. Bot: No, that's Freddie Mercury. Lolwut. Who taught him that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Halfway into our Don't Stop Believin' sing-along: User: Some will win, some will lose. Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues. User: Oh, the movie never ends. Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on. User: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'. Cleverbot: Streetlight. Dancing. User: Awwww, YOU KILLED IT. You whore. Cleverbot: No, you killed it. User: Well. You killed that chicken over there. So who's the real murderer? Cleverbot: Matt Bellamy. :pope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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