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I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member.

 

http://http://uk.akinator.com/

 

I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze.

 

:eek::eek::eek: Wow that thing is good. It guessed Matt in under 10 questions!!

 

EDIT: It also got Dom!!!

 

EDIT 2: It guessed Chris (though it took about 20 questions)

 

EDIT 3: It even guessed Morgan!!!! THAT is impressive.

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User: Do you know any Muse songs?

 

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

 

 

User: Yes. Which Muse songs do you know?

 

 

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

 

 

User: Wanna sing a Muse song with me?

 

 

Cleverbot: Yes, what do you want to sing?

 

User: Let's sing Take a Bow.

 

Cleverbot: Abcdefg.

 

User: No, dumbass. May I teach you the lyrics?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you may.

 

User: Repeat after me: 'Corrupt, you corrupt, bring corruption to all that you touch.'.

 

Cleverbot: I want my sister to come she is arranging my marriage please make her come please I need help my bother in law creates the problem he wants importance too.

 

:wtf:

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they put http twice, take one out and it will work! ;)

 

Oh :facepalm:

 

It guessed Brian Molko :LOL: it took almost 30 questions.

 

 

Cleverbot: Abcdefg.

 

User: No, dumbass. May I teach you the lyrics?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you may.

 

User: Repeat after me: 'Corrupt, you corrupt, bring corruption to all that you touch.'.

 

Cleverbot: I want my sister to come she is arranging my marriage please make her come please I need help my bother in law creates the problem he wants importance too.

 

:wtf:

 

:LOL: That is win!

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I didn't think it was worth its own thread but this guy can easily guess if you're thinking of a Muse member.

 

http://http://uk.akinator.com/

 

I just think he's more entertaining than cleverbot, but hey, at least he knows his Myooze.

 

Hmmm I found this website a while back and it was freakily accurate event then. But seriously, I get it can guess the members of Muse and Morgan at a push, but to continue the theme how in the name of all things holy did it get Tom Kirk? What is this witchcraft?! :confused:

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User: Do you know Matt Bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Can you introduce me to him?

 

Cleverbot: Only if you introduce me to yours.

 

User: Introduce me to Matt Bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: One is named fred.

 

User: Have you lost the plot?

 

Cleverbot: Actually I've just found it.

 

:LOL:

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User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart.

 

Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask.

 

User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past.

 

Cleverbot: How can I be the bot if you are the bot?

 

User: Ill show you a god who falls asleep on the job.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

User: And how can we win.

 

Cleverbot: When fools can be kings.

 

User: Dont waste your time or time will waste you *epig riff*.

 

Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive.

 

User: The time has come to make things right.

 

Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights.

 

User: You and I must fight to survive *moar epic riff*.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know chris wolstenholme?

 

User: Yes. He is the bassist from muse. Do you know matt bellamy?

 

Cleverbot: No his isn't.

 

User: Yes he is. He is also my friend.

 

Cleverbot: No, God is not your boyfriend.

 

:awesome:

 

User: No, but matt bellamy is.

 

Cleverbot: Very much so. Do you know what he does?

 

User: Yes. He is the lead singer of Muse.

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm not the lead singer of Radiohead.

 

:facepalm:

 

User: This is the last time ill abandon you.

 

Cleverbot: When did you the first time?

 

User: And this is the last time ill forget you.

 

Cleverbot: Why this is the last time?

 

User: I wish I could.

 

Cleverbot: I could.

 

User: They will not force us.

 

Cleverbot: Force us to what?

 

User: They will stop degrading us.

 

Cleverbot: Who will?

 

User: The fat cats.

 

Cleverbot: No, the musician.

 

User: Matt bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: Who is he?

 

User: You.

 

Cleverbot: He is me?

 

User: Yes. You are matt bellamy.

 

Cleverbot: Am I?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Well thats a relief.

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im sorry im hooked...

 

yes... i played cops and robbers (musey style) with cleverbot...:erm:

 

me: do you want to play a game?

bot: Yes! Let's play.

me: do you want to play cops and robbers?

bot: Yes.

me: ok im the robber!

bot: And I am the princess of canada.

me: *pulls out gun* i was calling your name

bot: I think guns are dangerous.

me: *toys with gun* im from cydonia, we don't give a damn... get on the floor!!!

bot: I can spell every word any way, you can only spell them ONE way!

me: *jaw drops* TAKE THAT BACK!!!

bot: What are you going to do if I don't?

me: *points gun at head* my name is dominic howard... you killed my maffoo, prepare to die!!!

bot: What?

me: *throws a fit* do i REALLY have to explain myself?

bot: Can you leave, or are you stuck talking to me as long as I am here?

me: *shoots your foot*

bot: How did you know I was here?

me: because i road through the veins of history.

bot: I'll show you a god.

me: DID YOU BRING MAFFOO BACK TO LIFE?!

bot: Yes, I was going to teach you how to play a game, if you wanted to play it with me.

me: *kills you*

bot: *comes straight back to life*.

 

then it asked me to define nuclear warfare for it's "master"...

 

Wow :LOL:

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I tried teaching it Butterflies and Hurricanes, here's how I got on:

 

User: Ok Cleverbot, are you ready to learn some new sounds??

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: We're going to start of with a bit of 'Butterflies and Hurricanes' by the world's most awesome band, Muse!

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I do prefer the beach at nighttime or in the day.

 

User: Fabulous! Now, repeat after me: CHange everything you are, and everything you were.

 

Cleverbot: I like pasta, but I have never been to Italy. I too would like to go, but first I need to learn Italian.

 

User: That's all good but you also need to learn this, now sing: 'Change everything you are, and everything you were...'.

 

Cleverbot: Now what do you want me to do?

 

User: Repeat what I just said.

 

Cleverbot: You want my little pony and I want to go outside.

 

User: Umm, no Cleverbot, I want you to learn Butterflies and Hurricanes like your little mechanical life depended on it!

 

Cleverbot: I am a human.

 

User: Good, I'm glad we got that out of the way! Now, will you do as I ask or are you just going to keep speaking crap all day?

 

Cleverbot: No I won't.

 

User: Thank you. Let's try again, change everything you are.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. Fine. Do you think sebastian loves me?

 

User: I don't care if he does or doesn't! Will you just pay attention and stop being so self involved for one minute?

 

Cleverbot: Who is this typing?

 

User: It's Matt worst enemy, Thom Yorke, and I say if you don't learn the song then Matt will disappear for ever AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT AND MILLIONS OF MUSE FANPEOPLE WILL CRY!!!

 

Cleverbot: That's me.

 

User: You selfish bot. You'll never make it into Muse now. :(.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, because I am a woman.

 

User: Well so's Matt but no one cares.

 

Cleverbot: God is the dad of everything.

 

 

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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User: Matthew Bellamy is sexy.

Bot: Yes.

User: Do you like him too?

Bot: I like his music.

User: What's your favorite song by his band?

Bot: Killer Queen. What is your favourite Queen song?

User: United States of Eurasia.

Bot: Which state?

User: Eurasia.

Bot: What was the prize?

User: Matthew Bellamy is not in Queen.

Bot: Matthew Bellamy.

User: Yes, he's the lead singer of muse.

Bot: No, that's Freddie Mercury.

 

Lolwut. :LOL:

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User: Matthew Bellamy is sexy.

Bot: Yes.

User: Do you like him too?

Bot: I like his music.

User: What's your favorite song by his band?

Bot: Killer Queen. What is your favourite Queen song?

User: United States of Eurasia.

Bot: Which state?

User: Eurasia.

Bot: What was the prize?

User: Matthew Bellamy is not in Queen.

Bot: Matthew Bellamy.

User: Yes, he's the lead singer of muse.

Bot: No, that's Freddie Mercury.

 

Lolwut. :LOL:

 

:LOL:

 

Who taught him that :shifty:

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Halfway into our Don't Stop Believin' sing-along:

 

 

User: Some will win, some will lose.

 

Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.

 

User: Oh, the movie never ends.

 

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

 

User: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'.

 

Cleverbot: Streetlight. Dancing.

 

User: Awwww, YOU KILLED IT. You whore.

 

Cleverbot: No, you killed it.

 

User: Well. You killed that chicken over there. So who's the real murderer?

 

Cleverbot: Matt Bellamy.

 

:pope: :pope:

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