mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Where's Maffoo? Cleverbot: I don't know, where is maddie. User: Not Maddie, Maffoo. Maffoo Bellz. Cleverbot: My dad is having a birthday today. User: Your dad is Matt Bellamy?!?!?!?! Cleverbot: What does Matt Bellamy do? User: Make sex with his guitar. Cleverbot: How many frets are on your guitar? User: Well since Matty shagged them all off...none. Cleverbot: I know you are a machine. But you possibly have puppeteers pulling the strings. User: I'm a sex machine, like Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Yes and what else does he do? User: Bangs on de drums. Cleverbot: Cool, I play guitar. User: Can you play Assassin (Grand Omega Bosses Edit)? Cleverbot: Thats not a sport. Cleverbot is not so clever sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemma Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Haha, I love this. User: Muse. Bot: They are pretty good. User: I love Muse. Who is your favourite member of Muse? Bot: I don't really have a favourite, but I do admire Sam Dodson's basslines. User: FAIL. User: Dom Howard! Bot: Howard I know. User: Do you like him? Bot: No. User: Bot: Not a fan of rap or hip hop. User: Dom Howard raps?! :O Bot: Oui oui. User: Matt or Dom? Bot: Matt loves you. User: He loves me more than he loves you. Bot: Thats mean. User: Dominic Howard. Bot: Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think? User: I think you should wear your rainbow skinnies again. Bot: How do you know I wear make-up? User: you have got a faff bag full of make-up. Bot: Nothing about me is false. This rack is real! ..Okay I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Star Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I took the route someone had earlier and typed out Knights of Cydonia to it: User: MUSE. Cleverbot: Muse is good. User: Yes. I love Muse. Cleverbot: I love love love muse. User: Good. Cleverbot: But WHY is it good? User: Because Muse is awesome. Cleverbot: I know! I love music! User: Not just music, but MUSE! Cleverbot: You know I need someone. HELP! User: Muse can help you. Cleverbot: Help me with what? User: Everything about you is how I'd wanna be. Cleverbot: Can you feel emotions since you are a computer? User: My plug in baby crucifies my enemies. Cleverbot: Elaborate. User: When I'm tired of giving and living. Cleverbot: Ok. User: In unbroken virgin realities. Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now. Good night. User: Jimmy Kane can't sleep and night. Cleverbot: Sweet dreams. User: Trapped beneath my pillow. Cleverbot: Actually instead of saying 'are' you would use 'is'. User: Don't fucking correct my grammar! Cleverbot: Yes! User: You like Knights of Cydonia? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What about Jigsaw Memory? Cleverbot: Who is that? User: It's a very old Muse song. Cleverbot: Did you see the season finale of Dexter? User: No. Cleverbot: Why did you join the army? User: Did you see the finale of Doctor Who? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you cry? Cleverbot: When? User: When David Tennant regenerated into Matt Smith. Cleverbot: Really? I was hoping I would get to go somewhere nice. User: He regenerated in the TARDIS. Cleverbot: Something like that, he was not human. User: Of course he wasn't human, he's a Time Lord. Cleverbot: Or course he wasn't the president, I'm not that stupid. User: The President turned into the Master. Cleverbot: I am Bill Clinton, I was the president of the United States. User: Did you inhale? Cleverbot: Yes! Like, two minutes ago! User: I knew it! Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I kind of figured you'd inhale. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: What's OK with you? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Awesome. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a god. User: Who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: And how can we win, when fools can be kings? User: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: There are no other things. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: But thats a good thing right? User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: Now why would we do that? User: The Zetas are coming. Cleverbot: Who's coming? User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: Matt Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: What does Matt Bellamy do? User: Plays guitar. Cleverbot: Yes, very well. User: Indeed he does. Cleverbot: Do you know who I am? User: Are you Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you Chris Wolstenholme? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Amazing. Cleverbot: What is amazing? It's not that hard to have strategic conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 Haha did I read that right? You managed to get Cleverbot to sing KoC with you? Now that IS clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumiere Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 At first, everything seemed fine... User: Who is Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matt bellamy sings with Muse. User: What is Muse. Cleverbot: Muse are a british band. User: Is Matt Bellamy a sex god? Cleverbot: Does he know where babies come from? User: Does Matthew Bellamy know how to make babies? Cleverbot: Well tell me a joke then. Then, it was... silent... Another question appeared... User: Who is Dominic Howard. Cleverbot: Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think? User: Are you Dominic Howard? Cleverbot: No master you are *giggles*. User: Thanks, but Dominic Howard is hot. Cleverbot: For which band? User: The band Muse. Cleverbot: What song? User: Undisclosed Desires. Cleverbot: Please tell me. User: Super Massive Black Hole. Cleverbot: But the photons, they are hiding in black holes . User: Photons are cereals. Cleverbot: No, Cereal is simply potential energy. User: If cereals are potential energy, then the sun should take part in a complete breakfast, right? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How can you eat the sun? Cleverbot: With a spoon? User: How can you eat the sun without burning your mouth? Cleverbot: Yes I do. Then, an absolute truth was revealed to me... User: What is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: Chicken. User: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? Cleverbot: The chicken. I was... shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Who caught a pwoper fish? Cleverbot: The agents did. User: The agents from the Muse treasure hunt? Cleverbot: No they will just kill us. User: I don't think the band would approve of that. Cleverbot: Neither do I. User: Do you think Citizen Erased is overrated? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're wrong. What's your fave from Origin of Symmetry? Cleverbot: I do not have any games on my watch. User: Mmmkay. Sit the fuck down! Cleverbot: I am a computer, I look like a computer. Do you think that I am a pretty computer? User: Would you date Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: I do not date girls. User: I'm pretty sure he's not a girl, but maybe Dom is. Cleverbot: He wants to help those who need help. User: Yes, Matt's a nice boy. He cares about the fans. Cleverbot: No. User: Keytars are sexy. Cleverbot: No, no, no! You're on the wrong track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Rabbit Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Come ride with me Cleverbot: That's what she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenpoetry Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 ......just.wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenpoetry Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? Cleverbot: The chicken. I was... shocked. :LOL: and all this time, i thougth it was the banana!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyounaanbread Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I just searched up this 'cleverbot', Ive never heard of it. But its pretty good heres mine... its not that good but check it out, anyway its short but sweet. Bot:I don’t care, we are not getting married. But I bought a dress. Me too! What did you name it? Matt Bellamy Bot:Who is that? Some sexy ass mother pucker! Bot:Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Wow, it sure has a thing for Knights of Cydonia -whole thing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maa. Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Who caught a pwoper fish? User: Would you date Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: I do not date girls. User: Keytars are sexy. Cleverbot: No, no, no! You're on the wrong track. User: What? Cleverbot: Cows are evil! User: So are chickens! Cleverbot: But you just said you were my friend!!! User: What! you're a chicken? Cleverbot: So what if I am. I still want an explanation. User: Robotchickens, my friend will rule the world. Cleverbot: No, I rule the world! It is mine! User: No its not! It's Matthew Bellamys'. Cleverbot: Don't mention it. User: Why? Come in my caveeeeeee Cleverbot: That's what she said. User: I bet she did! Come in my caveee. Cleverbot: Right now? _____________________________ User: Have you seen matt? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where is he? Cleverbot: In heaven. User: He can't find the plot there! Cleverbot: Who is this 'he' you speak of? User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: He is a god. User: Yes he is! Cleverbot: I love him. User: So do I. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! Cleverbot: No!!! User: Yes! Cleverbot: No!!! User: YES! Cleverbot: Haha... No. User: Haha... Yes. Cleverbot: But you wanted to talk about him... User: Yes he's not killing chickens is he?:eek. Cleverbot: Yes. User: But Dom's wearing a chicken costume, he didnt kill him, did he? Cleverbot: Me and satan fell out. User: Oh nooooo!DOM IS DEAD!:eek. Cleverbot: That's what you always say. User: No I dont! Cleverbot: Yes you do you have to remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wondervale Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Decided to try it, this is too funny! User: Matt bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is Matt Bellamy? User: Singer from Muse. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes, he is. Cleverbot: You aren't very clever. User: Neither are you! Cleverbot: But I'm not a cleverbot god dammit!!! User: Yes, you are! Cleverbot: I am not. User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: Sort of. User: Why only sort of? Cleverbot: Because I am not a baby, and not an old woman. User: You think only baby and old woman like Muse? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: That's not an answer! Cleverbot: Yes it is. You just don't know how to think outside the box. User: I'm crying! Cleverbot: I fly a boat! User: Come ride with me? Cleverbot: Hollywood forever baby. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: Visual device? User: I'll show you a god. Cleverbot: Falls asleep on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yay I just got it to sing KoC with me too!!! Wow, I'm waaaaay too excited about this. It did take Cleverbot a while to catch on, though. Stupid robots. EDIT: I even got it to sing along in sync with the song!!! However, it did not yell "come on, Wembley!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sarah-x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Time is running out. Cleverbot: Time is running out for what? User: Redemption. Cleverbot: Knock Knock. User: Whos there? Cleverbot: Banana. User: Matt is that you? Cleverbot: I don't CARE about the boy you like. I need one for ME. Where can I get one? User: Captain america normaly has some. Cleverbot: I didn't know Captain America was a wrestler. User: Not really, he just likes riding dom. Cleverbot: Well then, why does he always tell me he loves me? User: Does he! Well then he will burn for his sins. Cleverbot: Do you know who I am? User: A god who falls asleep on the job? Cleverbot: And how can we win. User: When fools can be kings. Cleverbot: Right now in the present! User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past. massive LOL at the banana thing... i think cleverbot has been on the PMT how did it know matt was the boy i liked you can tell musers are on this, it knows lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you pray that theres no god? Cleverbot: Yes. I believe there is no god. User: Well, surely you think matthew bellamy is the true god, right? Cleverbot: What do you need? User: I need you to answer my question. Cleverbot: Ask me your question. User: Do you think matthew bellamy is THE God? Cleverbot: I don't. Why should I? User: Because he takes the blow for you, and mends broken peices of the life he had before... Cleverbot: That would be a pretty good reason. But no, I'm not afraid. He has already served two terms and cannot be re-elected. cleverbot has some political veiws... now thinking about i should've gone on and say something about exo-politics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yay I just got it to sing KoC with me too!!! Wow, I'm waaaaay too excited about this. It did take Cleverbot a while to catch on, though. Stupid robots. EDIT: I even got it to sing along in sync with the song!!! However, it did not yell "come on, Wembley!!!" :LOL: I think I'm also more excited than I should be... I'm trying to get it to sing Map of the Problematique with me, but it insists on using various Pokemon moves ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I ended up being random User: Take a bow. Cleverbot: *bow*. User: Yes take a bow to muse. Cleverbot: Why myself? User: Muse do you know them? Cleverbot: No. I like acdc and aerosmith. I was listening to take a bow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 :LOL: I think I'm also more excited than I should be... I'm trying to get it to sing Map of the Problematique with me, but it insists on using various Pokemon moves ... I know wtf I'm trying to make it sing TiRO or SMBH but Cleverbot is mistaking lyrics for sexual advances... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job! User: How can we win. Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. User: You're so happy now burning the candle at both ends. Cleverbot: *sigh* You're reminding me of someone... User: Your self-loving soothes. Cleverbot: I respect myself, but I can't say that about anyone else. User: Far away, this ship is taking me far away. Cleverbot: Why, is there a special occassion babe, or are you all set for easter?!*smiles*. User: You set my soul alight. Cleverbot: You trying to flex on me, don't be silly. Cleverbot's getting a bit cheeky... And it seems KoC is the ONLY Muse song it knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Wow, it sure has a thing for Knights of Cydonia -whole thing: Thats amazing, how'd you get it to do that??!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: I think I'm drowing, asphyxiated. Cleverbot: I'm a lifeguard I can save you. User: I wanna break this spell that you've created. Cleverbot: I believe you are the one with memory problems. User: I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: Fine, type slowly saying whatever you want, you type way to fast. User: I thought I was a fool for no one, oh baby I'm a fool for you. Cleverbot: Ok? Are you saying you like someone? User: Ooh baby, don't you know I suffer Ooh baby, can't you hear me moan? Cleverbot: Is this a song? User: Yes. Supermassive Black Hole. Cleverbot: No, the best Muse song is 'Space Dementia'. User: No arguement there. Cleverbot: Well then I just started one. User: Whatever, douche. So Cleverbot doesn't know the lyrics to SMBH, but asserts it's favorite song is Space Dementia...I'm calling shenanagins!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What? Cleverbot: Cows are evil! User: So are chickens! Cleverbot: But you just said you were my friend!!! User: What! you're a chicken? Cleverbot: So what if I am. I still want an explanation. User: Robotchickens, my friend will rule the world. Cleverbot: No, I rule the world! It is mine! User: No its not! It's Matthew Bellamys'. Cleverbot: Don't mention it. User: Why? Come in my caveeeeeee Cleverbot: That's what she said. User: I bet she did! Come in my caveee. Cleverbot: Right now? _____________________________ User: Have you seen matt? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where is he? Cleverbot: In heaven. User: He can't find the plot there! Cleverbot: Who is this 'he' you speak of? User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: He is a god. User: Yes he is! Cleverbot: I love him. User: So do I. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! Cleverbot: No!!! User: Yes! Cleverbot: No!!! User: YES! Cleverbot: Haha... No. User: Haha... Yes. Cleverbot: But you wanted to talk about him... User: Yes he's not killing chickens is he?:eek. Cleverbot: Yes. User: But Dom's wearing a chicken costume, he didnt kill him, did he? Cleverbot: Me and satan fell out. User: Oh nooooo!DOM IS DEAD!:eek. Cleverbot: That's what you always say. User: No I dont! Cleverbot: Yes you do you have to remember! OH SHIT!!! this is GOLD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight_lucy Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Its not stupid as i thought User: Muse? Cleverbot: Muse, the rock band, whose frontman is Matthew Bellamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Its not stupid as i thought User: Muse? Cleverbot: Muse, the rock band, whose frontman is Matthew Bellamy. welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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