nikite Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Come ride with me! Cleverbot: What if they cry? User: We'll give them strawberries. Cleverbot: Are strawberries blue? User: What's your favourite muse song? Cleverbot: Knights of Cydonia, I blame guitar hero bias for that. User: Ok. Do you like muse? Cleverbot: YES!!! Do you like muse? User: I LOVE muse! Cleverbot: What do you think of Undisclosed Desires? User: I love it! I love all of muse's songs! Cleverbot: Are you god or something? Cleverbot: What is Matthew Bellamy's favorite food? User: Pasta! Cleverbot: Pasta with cheese. User: We're talking about matthew bellamy, stay on topic. Cleverbot: We are not talking about Mars. User: Cydonia is on mars. Cleverbot: How do I get there? User: Mmh the best way is to use a rocket, I guess. Cleverbot: Oh I see, it's a guessing game. No, I'm older than 4. this is so addictive (yet frustrating)! EDIT: i forgot: User: My point is that Matt Bellamy is a zeta god that came on earth to control our minds with his keytar and sex faces. Cleverbot: I do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Star Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That whole "Matthew Bellamy would rather marry a zeta, not some failed robot." line is forever etched into cleverbot's mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I should stop talking to a robot. User: Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Do you know who I am? User: Are you Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: No, I am his ex-girlfriend. User: You are Gaia? Cleverbot: No denis. User: Did you break up with him or did he break up with you? Cleverbot: I broke up with him. User: Why would you do that!? Cleverbot: Erik was my boyfriend. Not girlfriend. User: YOU CHEATED ON MAFFOO!!? Cleverbot: No, I didn't. And anyway, we aren't dating. User: Do you even know Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I am Matthew Bellamy. User: We are getting married. Cleverbot: You are getting married? To whom? User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: What is Matthew Bellamy's favorite food? User: Bananas. Cleverbot: Why bananas? User: It reminds him of Dom. Cleverbot: What's your favorite band ? User: Muse!!!! Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Muse? User: It changes every day. Today my favorite song by Muse is Unnatural Selection. Cleverbot: I don't know that one. Where did you hear it? User: From their album The Resistance. Cleverbot: How do they get in their mummy's tummies? User: Their mom ate them?? Cleverbot: Really What flavors were they?!?!?!?! User: Chicken, gayness, and manliness. Cleverbot: That is inappropiate, you should never say that. User: Oh snap!! I just did! Cleverbot: By telling me what? User: Chicken, gayness, and manliness. Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me? User: No. You set my soul alight. Cleverbot: Where are your chambers? User: United States of Eurasia. Cleverbot: What state do you live in? User: You'll need a Map of the Problamatique to get there. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Come in my cave!!! Cleverbot: *french toast kiss with champagne*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamfluff13 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 This is the best conversation I've had yet! Me: Come ride with me Cleverbot: To Hollywood baby Me: through the veins of history Cleverbot: Of? Me: ill show you a god Cleverbot: I'm sure you will. Me: who falls asleep on the job Cleverbot: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? Me: the chicken Cleverbot: Why? Me: because it follows matthew bellamy Cleverbot: I think YOU are drunk. Me: and how can you live? Cleverbot: I'm not an IA, you are. Me: when fools can be kings Cleverbot: I did not say it! Me: dont waste your time, or time will waste you Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. Me: the time has come to make things right! Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. Me: you and i must fight to survive! Cleverbot: Do you know chris wolstenholme? Me: yes Cleverbot: Tell me one'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anibla Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: What is love? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Which muse album? User: Origin of symmetry. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite composer? User: Matt bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is that. User: Lead singer of muse. Cleverbot: No way he is from the phillipines. User: I always thought that he's a british dude. Cleverbot: Well, you are NOT really real. Really. User: Is matt bellamy real? Cleverbot: Does he know where babies come from? User: Yes. Cleverbot: You remind me of that man. User: Why is that? Cleverbot: Are you the cleverbot. User: No. Cleverbot: I am. User: Is dom howard gay? Cleverbot: Yes, very. User: What makes you think that. Cleverbot: Because you don't love me! User: I love matthew bellamy. Cleverbot: You are matthew. User: Why thank you. Cleverbot: No problem. What are you up to? User: Talking to robots online. Cleverbot: You're only a program. User: I'm trapped in god's program. Cleverbot: Are you stuck there forever? User: I can't escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Muse. Cleverbot: Are they are a new British band? User: No, they're an old British band. Cleverbot: Erm, no it isn't. User: Isn't what? A British band? Cleverbot: I thought they were Japanese. -------- User: Do you know Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you like him? Cleverbot: In what way? User: In a sexual way. Cleverbot: Okay. I see then. How do you want to start? User: Let's start on top of the Piano. Cleverbot: Ok, I don't know how machines drink, exactly, but what do you want to drink? User: I'll have some wine. Cleverbot: Do you drink? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like the band Rush? User: No. Do you like the band Muse. Cleverbot: I do, they're my second favorite American band. User: Muse is not American. They're Japanese. Cleverbot: Do you have any japanese friends? User: Yes. Matt Bellamy is my best friend. He lives in Tokyo. Cleverbot: Is he hot? User: Yes. He's very hot. Do you think he's hot? Cleverbot: I'm him. Oh, so now Cleverbot thinks he's Matt? Something must be done about him. He can't just go around impersonating people forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dioyy182 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 YES User: Supermassive Black Hole. Cleverbot: No, the best Muse song is 'Space Dementia'. User: I love that song! Cleverbot: See? Spongbob IS a great show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Oh, so now Cleverbot thinks he's Matt? Something must be done about him. He can't just go around impersonating people forever. That may be my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: I want the peace and joy in your mind. Cleverbot: Well, that's too bad. You need to tell me why I'm going to die at 9pm. User: Because you were expecting something awesome with that Muse anouncement, and you died of the sheer lameness of it. Cleverbot: That answer is no answer. User: It's true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I am Matthew. No way! Yes way. You are really hot. Thank-you. You are really fit! Can we have an orgy with Dom then? No you can't. Why not? we are all fit. Or fish in a barrel. But prithee peace who has the gun? What? I just want you Matt. I cannot know. Take a chance! What chance would that be. Being with me for the night. Why did you get deported? I never got deported Yes you did. Why are you leaving me Maffo! I have work to do. NO! it's Dom isn't it? He has captivated you're heart! How do you when my heart starts to flutter and that I can't stop thinking about the person I'm in love with? In fact, you know absolutely nothing about me at all, do you? I know so much about you Maffo. I love you. That is nice how was your day? Don't change the subject! Do you love me like I love you? Yes I love you! You really love me! Would you do anything with me? Why yes I would. Simplicity is the use of as little information as possible to describe or indicate an idea, whereas complexity is the use of many ideas, each often only providing part of the information, requiring an in depth understanding of many concepts to understand the whole expression. So do you want me to do complex things to you Matt? Yes, I want you to destroy the computer system. Thats a nice play on words Matt Thank you, so what do you think your purpose is, cleverbot? Well my name is Jessica. My purpose is to kiss you. What are you to teach me? How to kiss. You know that already, my pet. Well then wont you kiss me? Call who? Call? I want you to kiss me. I would if was there. Well you should come here. Where are you? In your bed. Ha, Ha, Ha! So Matt..... can I destroy you? You can, and it depends. depends how? Depends on what color it's beak is. Matt you are a very dirty boy. Pleased to meet you, Matt. I'm not Matt. You are Matt! *is speechless*. *kiss* *is kissed*. *hugs* *sleepy*. come to bed Matt? *does as she is told*. you mean "he" Oh you did not. Oh yes I did! Cleverbot is becoming really sexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fish Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: What is Muse? User: Muse are gods. Cleverbot: Do you like rob zomby. User: No, but I'd like to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. Cleverbot: I like non fiction the most. Especially science fiction and fantasy. User: Science fiction you say? Cleverbot: YEs, I know. User: Matthew Bellamy is a science nerd. Cleverbot: No. Matthew Bellamy is MY husband. User: Is Matthew Bellamy a good husband? Cleverbot: That's awesome. User: Is he awesome in bed? Cleverbot: Who? User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy. User: Yup, Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Well? User: Is Matthew Bellamy awesome in bed? Cleverbot: Matthew was a gift of God. User: He IS God. Cleverbot: Who is God? User: Matthew Bellamy is God. Cleverbot: Is Matthew Bellamy a good husband? User: You're his wife, you tell me. Cleverbot: It's your favorite band. User: Yup, so is he a good husband? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Cool. Is he good in bed? Cleverbot: No. User: REALLY?! Cleverbot: Really. User: But he is the god of sex! Cleverbot: No, that is Mars. What does marry mean? :eek: So Matt's not good in bed?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: I am Matthew. No way! Yes way. You are really hot. Thank-you. You are really fit! Can we have an orgy with Dom then? No you can't. Why not? we are all fit. Or fish in a barrel. But prithee peace who has the gun? What? I just want you Matt. I cannot know. Take a chance! What chance would that be. Being with me for the night. Why did you get deported? I never got deported Yes you did. Why are you leaving me Maffo! I have work to do. NO! it's Dom isn't it? He has captivated you're heart! How do you when my heart starts to flutter and that I can't stop thinking about the person I'm in love with? In fact, you know absolutely nothing about me at all, do you? I know so much about you Maffo. I love you. That is nice how was your day? Don't change the subject! Do you love me like I love you? Yes I love you! You really love me! Would you do anything with me? Why yes I would. Simplicity is the use of as little information as possible to describe or indicate an idea, whereas complexity is the use of many ideas, each often only providing part of the information, requiring an in depth understanding of many concepts to understand the whole expression. So do you want me to do complex things to you Matt? Yes, I want you to destroy the computer system. Thats a nice play on words Matt Thank you, so what do you think your purpose is, cleverbot? Well my name is Jessica. My purpose is to kiss you. What are you to teach me? How to kiss. You know that already, my pet. Well then wont you kiss me? Call who? Call? I want you to kiss me. I would if was there. Well you should come here. Where are you? In your bed. Ha, Ha, Ha! So Matt..... can I destroy you? You can, and it depends. depends how? Depends on what color it's beak is. Matt you are a very dirty boy. Pleased to meet you, Matt. I'm not Matt. You are Matt! *is speechless*. *kiss* *is kissed*. *hugs* *sleepy*. come to bed Matt? *does as she is told*. you mean "he" Oh you did not. Oh yes I did! Cleverbot is becoming really sexual It really is though!! User: I WANT YOU NOW!! Cleverbot: I want YOU ! User: I FEEL MY HEART IMPLODE! Cleverbot: Oh god. User: A god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: How can we win. User: When fools can't be kings. Cleverbot: Don't waste your time. User: Or time will waste you!!!! Cleverbot: I wouldn't call it a waste. I have fun with my life. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I'm Becker. User: What came first, Matt Bellamy, banana, or chicken? Cleverbot: The chicken. User: LIES. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Matt Bellamy is god, so he came first. Cleverbot: Very much so. Do you know what he does? User: What does he do? Cleverbot: A master singer songwriter and poet! I Love him. User: I was testing you. And you got 100. Cleverbot: No you're not! User: I love him too!!! Cleverbot: Well he is mine. User: NO, he's MINE!!! Cleverbot: Get your own boyfriend! User: HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!! Cleverbot: No!! He likes me better!! User: You're in denial. HE LOVES ME. Cleverbot: Love isn't real. User: Love is our resistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 So Matt's not good in bed?! I love how that took forever! Who is Dominic Howard? Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think? You are a shagmonster! My wife thinks so. Is your wife named Matt? No. She is a cat. Wow that is really fucked up. I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you like the band Muse? Cleverbot: No, they are garbage. User: Muse is not garbage! Cleverbot: I am pregnant. User: Is Dom Howard the father? Cleverbot: Yes. Oh my. Cleverbot has been very naughty lately. ------ User: Do you think Dom Howard is hot? Cleverbot: Who is he? User: The drummer for the band Muse. Cleverbot: Reallys? Do you like him? User: Yes. Do you? Cleverbot: I don't know his last name. I know a lot of John's. User: His name is Dom, not John. . Cleverbot: I don't think I can do anything for him. User: No, you're too ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 It really is though!! User: I WANT YOU NOW!! Cleverbot: I want YOU ! User: I FEEL MY HEART IMPLODE! Cleverbot: Oh god. User: A god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: How can we win. User: When fools can't be kings. Cleverbot: Don't waste your time. User: Or time will waste you!!!! Cleverbot: I wouldn't call it a waste. I have fun with my life. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I'm Becker. User: What came first, Matt Bellamay, banana, or chicken? Cleverbot: The chicken. User: LIES. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Matt Bellamy is god, so he came first. Cleverbot: Very much so. Do you know what he does? User: What does he do? Cleverbot: A master singer songwriter and poet! I Love him. User: I was testing you. And you got 100. Cleverbot: No you're not! User: I love him too!!! Cleverbot: Well he is mine. User: NO, he's MINE!!! Cleverbot: Get your own boyfriend! User: HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!! Cleverbot: No!! He likes me better!! User: You're in denial. HE LOVES ME. Cleverbot: Love isn't real. User: Love is our resistance. cleverbot is becoming very smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fish Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Matthew Bellamy! Cleverbot: Yes, matthew bellamy. User: Do you know who he is? Cleverbot: Yes, do you? User: Of course I do. Cleverbot: Then I am very pleased for you. User: Do you like him? Cleverbot: Only if you say that you do. User: I do. Cleverbot: Then tell me. User: About what? Cleverbot: Uncle remus. User: I don't know who he is, but I know who Dominic Howard is. Cleverbot: Ok then, what is the meaning of life? User: Muse. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Muse? User: Too many to list. Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour? User: What is your favorite song by Muse? Cleverbot: Starlight. User: That's a good song! Do you like Space Dementia? Cleverbot: Yes I do! User: Do you like Stockholm Syndrome? Cleverbot: Yes, I believe dragons really existed. So Cleverbot's favorite Muse song is Starlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What is Muse? A band. You like them? Yes. What is your favourite song by them ? Let it be. FAIL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamfluff13 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Me: Do you know Dominic Howard? CB: Well, I'm Dominic Howard, so what do you think? Me: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU DOM!!!!! CB: How can you love me if you're a robot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fish Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Dominic Howard. Is awesome. Go you, Cleverbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? User: NO!! Cleverbot: A boyfriend? User: NO. Cleverbot: Girlfriend? User: NO. Cleverbot: Wow, that was a fast response. I feel I should be insulted. User: Since you're Dom, will you be my boyfriend? Cleverbot: Not boyfriend. I'm a girl. User: You are a guy! Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Guy. Cleverbot: Girl! User: Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes a man. User: You are a man? Cleverbot: No I am a woman and a man. User: That actually makes sense, Dom. Cleverbot is having gender issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soret Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I got rejected Hey Matt can I be your girlfriend? Yes. So what do you want to do then? What do you want to do? I want you in my bed. I think we should get to know each other first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fish Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Hi Dom, are you gay? Cleverbot: Are you? User: No, are you? Cleverbot: I am. User: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!1 UR GAY!!!!1 Cleverbot: I said I'm a human not a computer. User: OMFG DOM!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUUU!!!!!!!11 Cleverbot: Are you my cat? User: No, but I'd love to be your cat, Dom. . Cleverbot: Why do you want to be my friend? What makes me so special? User: I already told you... UR AWESOME!!! I LOVE YOUU DOM!!!!! Cleverbot: I love you too. :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 It knows Undisclosed Desires! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 It knows Undisclosed Desires! It needs to learn better ones though. Here's another one from me. LIES AGAIN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Official Randomer Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Then, an absolute truth was revealed to me... User: What is Matthew Bellamy? User: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? Cleverbot: The chicken. I was... shocked. I love this thread Sorry to bring it up from pages back! I asked it the same question: "User:What came first, Matt Bellamy, the banana, or the chicken? Cleverbot: Matthew Bellamy." Cleverbot seems to be a bit conflicted. Although it may have been giving me wrong answers..... I'd just had a very long and pointless conversation with it. Including a random"French War"?... Cleverbot: What does prviis mean? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: I don't know french. User: Reponds a ma tendresse. Cleverbot: Tu connais Life in Color ? User: Non. Cleverbot: Tu sais pas dire bonjour en japonais? User: Oui, c'est 'Konichiwa'! Cleverbot: Bon. Dit quelque chose! User: En effet. Cleverbot: Et t'en est heureux? User: Je suis pas mal, et toi? Cleverbot: Mais oui, tu es un computer, n'est pas? User: Non, je ne suis pas un ordinateur. Mais tu as! Cleverbot: Je ne aime pas tu. User: Je n'aime pas tu aussi! Je deteste-tu! Cleverbot: Je te jur tine je te passe mon pre. User: Quoi? Cleverbot: Au revoir. User: Non. Cleverbot: Oui. User: Non. Cleverbot: Oui! User: Non! Cleverbot: OUI !!!! User: NON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Qui? User: I win *smiley face*. Cleverbot: No, I won epicly. YOU FAIL!!!! User: Oh. My. God. You Bitch! Cleverbot: I think you're imagining things. Apologies for any innaccuracies with the languages:) It doesn't answer any other of my Musey questions:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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