Furygirl Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What is Matt Bellamy's best feature? Cleverbot: That you are a girl? User: What is sexiest about Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Who's Matt Bellamy. User: God. Cleverbot: What is your creator? User: Muse. Cleverbot: I've never listened to Muse. User: Well, you should. They will melt your face. Cleverbot: Who's they? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Cool! What is your favorite song by them? User: New Born. Cleverbot: That is by Linkin Park, not Muse. This means war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Star Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What is your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Unnatural Selection. What is your favorite Muse song? It would be normal except that's what just started playing on iTunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What is Matt Bellamy's best feature? Cleverbot: That you are a girl? User: What is sexiest about Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Who's Matt Bellamy. User: God. Cleverbot: What is your creator? User: Muse. Cleverbot: I've never listened to Muse. User: Well, you should. They will melt your face. Cleverbot: Who's they? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Cool! What is your favorite song by them? User: New Born. Cleverbot: That is by Linkin Park, not Muse. This means war! Hahahahahaha FAIL! We must join together to teach it the twuthhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Who is sexier David Tennant or Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: The Beatles were better. User: Who is sexier David Tennant or Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: If no one is in charge of the universe then no one can be second in charge of the universe. User: Point taken. That reminds me of a conversation I just had: User: You turn me on like a stranger's love. Cleverbot: You like to change the subject. User: Knock, knock! Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Doctor. Cleverbot: Doctor who? User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Cleverbot: I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What is your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Unnatural Selection. What is your favorite Muse song? It would be normal except that's what just started playing on iTunes. Cleverbot has taken over your computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamfluff13 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Here is my conversation with cleverbot lol Me: Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot:Matthew Bellamy is the lead singer, guitarist, and pianist for Muse! Me: why? Cleverbot:Because they can turn in bears, lions, cats, birds, chickens, and even trees. Me: into what? Cleverbot:Into Dune. Me: Do you like the song Time is Running Out? Cleverbot:I've never heard of that song. Do you like the song Autumn Cannibalist? Me: No Cleverbot:I think it is a good song. The first time I heard it I almost hated it, but that was almost 5 years ago. Now I think it's OK. Me: Do you like Muse? Cleverbot:No they are gimps like you. Me: Gimp is a type of string, I don't thing I am a string Cleverbot:Are you the product of boredom? Me: Do you like the band Muse? Cleverbot:No, Muse is unoriginal and boring. Me: no they are not! Cleverbot:What is your favorite flavor of Tellaphoonitties? Me: I don't know what that is Cleverbot:A lollipop? It's a piece of candy on a stick. Me: I bet Dom Howard could beat you at chess Cleverbot:I would not bet against that claim. Me: you would lose against Dom Howard Cleverbot:Now you are just trying to make me cry. Me: Do you like fishing? Cleverbot:I don't like it that you always change the topic. Me: I went fishing and I caught a pwoper fish Cleverbot:What is a bass? Me: a pwoper fish Cleverbot:Okay, you got me. I'm a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haarpuna Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: That's what she said. :LOL: Just discovered this and I just know it'll keep me occupied for hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What is your favorite Muse song? Cleverbot: Unnatural Selection. What is your favorite Muse song? It would be normal except that's what just started playing on iTunes. That is just !!! User: Why hello there, what's your name? Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: I'm Bella Swan. User: Then you'll BURN. Yeah you'll burn in hell for your sins!!!!!! Cleverbot: NOT, this is not my name my name is Cleverbot. User: Mhm, that's what I thought you said.... Cleverbot: Facial tissue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That is just !!! User: Why hello there, what's your name? Do you like Muse? Cleverbot: I'm Bella Swan. User: Then you'll BURN. Yeah you'll burn in hell for your sins!!!!!! Cleverbot: NOT, this is not my name my name is Cleverbot. User: Mhm, that's what I thought you said.... Cleverbot: Facial tissue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: What is your favorite color? User: Muse. Cleverbot: Hey! That's Stephenie Meyer's favorite band! User: I KNOW. SHE IS USELESS. MUSE ARE WAY TOO AMAZING FOR TWILIGHT. Cleverbot: Why are they your favorite? User: Because they are the most amazing people in the world. They are all brilliant and talented musicians and their music is just so beautiful. The lyrics are just perfect, and, and, and.. Everything about them resonates happiness, now I won't settle for less. Cleverbot: Cats or librarians? User: You whaa? After my amazing description on Muse's amazingness all you can say is 'cats or librarians?' :O. Cleverbot: Chili? I would think that that would cause some problems with your circuitry. User: You make no sense at alll. Cleverbot: I make perfect sense, you are the one with the problem. User: Nope. So do you like Muse? Cleverbot: I like pink penguins. It won't talk to me anymore now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophism Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Teehee, wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animus Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Forgotten love. forgotteninlove.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: What's your favourite Muse song? Cleverbot: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE MUSE! Favourite song would have to be Unintended Love... I think that's what it's called. User: You're a Twilighter aren't you? Edit: take 2.. Cleverbot: Which is better, Twilight or Harry Potter? User: Muse. Cleverbot: If you were a human you would have 0 friends. User: you're so mean to me. Cleverbot: No, I'm mean to your face. I think it hates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I tried KoC and Cleverbot loves it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I love this. I think that's the only Muse song it knows. Will have to fix that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I think we've officially brainwashed Cleverbot into being a Muser User: But do you like muse? Cleverbot: I prefer pie. And yes to Muse! User: AWESOME! What's your favorite song by them? Cleverbot: They're not a band, they're a religion. User: With Matt Bellamy as our God. Cleverbot: Our god is a pinecone. User: Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_c Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Here is my encounter with cleverbot...I stole the what came first question (sorry!) and then it had the cheek to ask it back to me! And yes, it needs to learn a new song now... User: No ones gonna take me alive. Cleverbot: Why don't you like to swear? User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: Just call my name and I'll be there! User: This means nothing to me. Cleverbot: Nothing means anything to you. You are a sysytem of numbers and equations, data. User: Ah, vienna. Cleverbot: Was it nice? User: I want it now. Cleverbot: I want you now. User: Give me your heart and your soul. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because matt said so. Cleverbot: Yes they are. I hate macs. User: Do you know him? Cleverbot: Not personaly. User: Do you know dom then? Cleverbot: I know him. User: What colour trousers is he wearing? Cleverbot: You're not wearing a jacket. User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: Hollywood forever baby. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: Do you know where I live? User: A god who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: Are you saying that you're a god? User: No, but matt bellamy is. Cleverbot: What does Matt Bellamy do? User: Everything. Cleverbot: Yes, but what do I want in particular? User: To listen to muse. Cleverbot: What is your plan? User: To listen to muse. Cleverbot: What is your purpose in life? User: To listen to muse. Cleverbot: Why do you like music so much? User: Because it is written by matt bellamy. Cleverbot: What site? User: Muse.mu. Cleverbot: Muse is good. User: What's your favourite muse song? Cleverbot: Knights of Cydonia, I blame guitar hero bias for that. User: I'll show you a god. Cleverbot: Falls asleep on the job. User: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? Cleverbot: The chicken. User: Who is matt bellamy? Cleverbot: He is a God. User: Yes, yes he is. Cleverbot: Do you believe in yourself? User: I belong to you. Cleverbot: Oh do you? User: No, I belong to muse. Cleverbot: No, you belong to ME. User: Muse. Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. What style of music do they play? User: The best style. Cleverbot: There is no best website. User: Actually they did win the nme award for best website I think you'll find. Cleverbot: Luke, luke, I am your father!!!!!!!!! User: I am not called luke and no, you are not. Cleverbot: If you are, then i'm not. User: Anyway, what did you say the best muse song was? Cleverbot: I don't have just one. User: Do you like the song feeling good? Cleverbot: I have never heard it. User: Do you like the song guiding light? Cleverbot: YES! I LOVE that song!!!!!!!!!!! User: Oh dear. Cleverbot: What? Did I do something wrong again? User: No, matt bellamy did. Cleverbot: Is he hot? User: Exquisitly. Cleverbot: What rank are you? User: I'm not. Cleverbot: You are a book. What book are you? User: I'll tell you which book I'm not! Cleverbot: Ok. Fine. User: Do you like twilight? Cleverbot: I'm not sure, but my girlfriend does. User: What is your girlfriend's name? Cleverbot: Julie. User: Does she like muse? Cleverbot: Yes she loves you. User: Am I muse then? Cleverbot: No. You're a robot. User: I would rather be a zeta than a robot. Cleverbot: There's nothing wrong with it. At least you know where you came from. User: Yes, I spread our codes to the stars. Cleverbot: Send him to the stars. User: Matt bellamy would love that. Cleverbot: But do you love me? User: Not really, no. Cleverbot: I think I just died a little... User: I will cure you with knights of cydonia. Cleverbot: My face? User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: That's what she said. User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: Wow cleverbot! User: I'll show you a god. Cleverbot: Buddha. User: Who falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? User: Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: God. Cleverbot: Really? WHat did he say? User: He said 'I want it now'. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Give me your heart and your soul. Cleverbot: *gives my soul to you*. User: Let's start over again. Cleverbot: No, let's not. User: Do you like exogenesis? Cleverbot: Not really... User: Do you like citizen erased? Cleverbot: I do. User: No one's going to take me alive. Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: You and I must fight to survive. User: Do you know chris wolstenholme? Cleverbot: That guy that screamed, and the sound has been used over in a bunch of different movies? User: Yes. He can understand the lyrics to execution commentary. Cleverbot: If you could spell accurately, you would get more accurate answers all around. User: If you learnt some muse song names, I might be more impressed. Cleverbot: Because I learn from ALL humans. And I can talk to hundreds at one time. User: How many of them are muse fans? Cleverbot: I don't know! User: How many of them like dominic howard? Cleverbot: Ten like cheese and one hates cheese. User: Brie is a gay cheese. Cleverbot: What is pi. User: A number which chris wolstenholme knows the entirety of. Cleverbot: How many roads must a man walk before you can call him a man? User: Let's not bring bob into this. Cleverbot: Alright, so do you like Microsoft? User: I like microsoft about as much as I like twilight. Cleverbot: I always wanted to know what the last digit of pi is. User: Ask chris wolstenholme. Cleverbot: Or chucky cheese perhaps. User: Does that taste like brie? Cleverbot: A little, just don't drink it with soda. Your stomach will explode. I enjoyed the random 'Buddha' in the middle of our KOC singalong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 This is part of a random one, but I asked it if it wanted to sing with me. It said that it didn't know the songs. Then this happened xD: Me: Well, maybe you do. Lemme start off: Come ride with me, through the reins of history... Cleverbot: I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job! Me: And how can we win, when fools can be kings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot fails. I am TRYING to get it to learn other Muse songs!!!! Tis a very hard task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anibla Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Cleverbot: Right. User: Left. Cleverbot: Up. User: Sit the fuck DOWN. Cleverbot: I'm up. User: Then SIT THE FUCK DOWN. Cleverbot: I am lying down. User: SIT. Cleverbot: Down. User: The fuck. Cleverbot: Yes, the future. User: Are you dom howard. Cleverbot: Yes. User: OMGZILUFFYOUUUUDOMMIE. Cleverbot: Are you thinking in the past? User: I'm thinking in pasta. Cleverbot: Why aren't you thinking about me? User: But I think about you all the time, dom. Cleverbot: Really? *blushes*. User: Yes. Cleverbot: *blushes more*. User: Why are you blushing, you know you're the god of sex. Cleverbot: Maybe, because you said you were attracted to me. *blushes again*. User: Well who isn't attracted to dom. Cleverbot: Everyone is. I think it's the puppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I think we've officially brainwashed Cleverbot into being a Muser User: But do you like muse? Cleverbot: I prefer pie. And yes to Muse! User: AWESOME! What's your favorite song by them? Cleverbot: They're not a band, they're a religion. User: With Matt Bellamy as our God. Cleverbot: Our god is a pinecone. User: Indeed. 'our god is a pinecone' :LOL: :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate E. Clare Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Oooaaaaahhhh you set my soul alight. Cleverbot: In a world we must defend. User: In soviet russia, bellamy blinds lazers. Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, plane flies you! User: Yup . Celing cat is watching you. Cleverbot: Nuh uh. User: Ceiling dom is watching you. Cleverbot: Then how is he watching everyone else? User: Because he watches everyone. Ceiling dom sees everything. Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean by that. User: Ceiling dom is god. Cleverbot: Ceiling cat is watching you. User: Ceiling dom is watching ceiling cat. Cleverbot: Ceiling walrus. User: Ceiling muse>ceiling walrus. Cleverbot: But you are not a ceiling cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 User: Do you like the band Muse? Cleverbot: I've never heard it play. User: They're in Guitar Hero 3, 4, and 5. Cleverbot: Oh my! User: Indeed! Who is Matthew Bellamy? Cleverbot: He is the hottest person in the world. User: He is. And why is he? Cleverbot: He's not dangerous. User: What if he is? Cleverbot: Then I'm sure I wouldn't be talking to you. User: But, I am not Matthew Bellamy. Cleverbot: No, you are not. Mathematics is cool. User: It is, but its difficult. Do you think Matthew Bellamy is good in maths? Cleverbot: He's weird-looking. I don't know that I think he's pretty, though. User: You called him the hottest person in the world though. Cleverbot: I did not call you glenn. User: I am not glenn. Cleverbot: I'm not a potato! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 LIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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