star-lit-newborn Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 S User: OMG! Are you Dom then? Cleverbot: No master you are *giggles*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 We need to all try teaching it the same song. Maybe then it will learn. +100000000. What song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 This one was fun. Not too Musey, but still : User: Hi. Muse are epic. Cleverbot: Yes, they are. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed. User: Indeed, indeed, indeed. Cleverbot: Yes, yes indeed. User: Mmmmmyes, indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed, yes indeed. User: Oh, yes, indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed indeed. User: Indeed, indeed, good sir. Cleverbot: Indeed, honey baked ham. User: I concur. It was pointless, but fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 This one was fun. Not too Musey, but still : User: Hi. Muse are epic. Cleverbot: Yes, they are. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed. User: Indeed, indeed, indeed. Cleverbot: Yes, yes indeed. User: Mmmmmyes, indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed, yes indeed. User: Oh, yes, indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed indeed. User: Indeed, indeed, good sir. Cleverbot: Indeed, honey baked ham. User: I concur. It was pointless, but fun. Actually pretty hilarious xD. Cleverbot is my best friend at the moment . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphrevan Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 +100000000. What song? I think it would make most sense to go with something like PIB or Uprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I think it would make most sense to go with something like PIB or Uprising. Ohhh can we teach it Plug in Baby? Let's scare everybody else that uses Cleverbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Ohhh can we teach it Plug in Baby? Let's scare everybody else that uses Cleverbot! Yeah, let's do PiB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I tried both Plug In Baby and Uprising. And a little Exogenesis. It didn't work very well. Cleverbot: What do you want to teach me? User: Uprising by Muse. Cleverbot: Elvis presley never sang party in the usa. User: ...Just repeat after me. Cleverbot: Change, for example is a song written by Deftones. User: Repeat: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: I am smart. User: Then repeat after me!!! Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: In that case I'm out of my wits. User: The PR transmissions will resume. Cleverbot: Lets start over. User: AGAIN!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes again. User: WHY CAN'T WE JUST START IT OVER AGAIN!!! Cleverbot: Ask the Asians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphrevan Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I tried both Plug In Baby and Uprising. And a little Exogenesis. It didn't work very well. Cleverbot: What do you want to teach me? User: Uprising by Muse. Cleverbot: Elvis presley never sang party in the usa. User: ...Just repeat after me. Cleverbot: Change, for example is a song written by Deftones. User: Repeat: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: I am smart. User: Then repeat after me!!! Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: In that case I'm out of my wits. User: The PR transmissions will resume. Cleverbot: Lets start over. User: AGAIN!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes again. User: WHY CAN'T WE JUST START IT OVER AGAIN!!! Cleverbot: Ask the Asians. Haha, I've gotten both the "out of my wits" and "Let's start over (AGAAAAIIIIN)" respones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper_chondriac_muser Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cleverbot: Who is your idol. User: Muse. Cleverbot: Cool! What is your favorite song by them? User: Hyper Chondriac Music. Cleverbot: And bacon is not music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cleverbot killed Matt!!! And ate him!!!! User: Who is God? Cleverbot: I am. User: I thought you were Matt Bellamy! Cleverbot: No. User: Is Matt Bellamy God then? Cleverbot: Does he know where babies come from? User: I would think so, why wouldn't he? Cleverbot: Because he killed himself. User: WHAT!?? MATT BELLAMY IS DEAD!??? You're God, how could you let this happen!??? Cleverbot: I don't know, I was just in thought. User: So you just thought you would make Matt Bellamy dead?!? *cries* Cleverbot: With your cries, I have eaten the people. User: YOU ATE HIM TOO!!?? Cleverbot: Yes. User: ...What did he taste like? Cleverbot: Like talent. User: I KNOW!!! *cries again*. Cleverbot: *sniffles*. User: Bring Matt Bellamy back to life!!! Cleverbot: Where is your life ? User: BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE RIGHT NOW. Cleverbot: Where are you going right now? User: BRING MATT BELLAMY BACK TO LIFE. Cleverbot: Who is Marisu? User: Is Matt Bellamy alive? Cleverbot: Does he know where babies come from? User: NOT AGAIN!!!! Cleverbot: Aw, you hurt my feelings. EDIT: User: I HATE YOU. Cleverbot: Why do you hate me? User: YOU KILLED MATT BELLAMY!! Cleverbot: Yes, and I would do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 That thing pisses me off. We fight a lot. User: My plug in baby! Cleverbot: What's your baby's name? User: Crucifies my enemies, when I'm tired of giving! Cleverbot: I have to go. Goodnight! User: COME BACK! Cleverbot: What do you want? User: Can I teach you a song? Cleverbot: Yes, teach me a song please. User: Can I tech you Plug In Baby by Muse? Cleverbot: If you know of it. User: Okay, Repeat after me: 'My plug in baby'. Cleverbot: You are anonbot. User: 'My plug in baby crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving!'. Cleverbot: I know what I wrote. Now answer my question. User: 'My plug in baby crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving!'. Cleverbot: Do you have a body to go along with your mind? User: 'My plug in baby crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving!'. Cleverbot: No, 'Michelle' by The Beatles. User: 'My plug in baby crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving!'. Cleverbot: Please speak english. User: Do you know Plug In Baby by Muse? Cleverbot: What does that spell do? User: Do you know the song Plug In Baby by Muse? Cleverbot: No. Do you know the song Lonely Day? User: Are you an idiot? Cleverbot: No. User: Can you repeat after me? Cleverbot: Perhaps. User: Repeat after me: 'My plug in baby...'. Cleverbot: Don't hurt me. User: MY PLUG IN BABY CRUCIFIES MY ENEMIES WHEN I'M TIRED OF GIVING! Cleverbot: You don't have a love, do you? User: FUCK YOU. Cleverbot: Is that an invitation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 OMG, Kirby: User: My plug in baby! Crucifies my enemies! Cleverbot: I'm not your ennemy. Why are you so unpleasant! User: Well I'm tired of giving! Whoooooaa! Cleverbot: Why are you worried about your work? User: My Plug in baby! In unbroken virgin realities! Cleverbot: I'm not stuck. User: I'm tired of living! Oooooooooh! Cleverbot: You have no soul and cannot live. User: >:O You will beg for their lives and their souls! Cleverbot: No, you will beg. User: You will BURN in hell for your sins! Cleverbot: Wanna go play 'Kirby's Adventure' with me? :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 OMG, Kirby: ... Cleverbot: Wanna go play 'Kirby's Adventure' with me? :LOL: *has a heart attack & dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 *has a heart attack & dies* :LOL: It loves you.... Even after all your arguments! (I actually might dig out my NES and play it now, giggling every time I have Kirby eat something ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 :LOL: It loves you.... Even after all your arguments! (I actually might dig out my NES and play it now, giggling every time I have Kirby eat something ) Whenever someone mentions the video game to me, they always say, "hey, isn't Kirby the thing that sucks things and them blows them out?" /perv high-school humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 So, I've just had a conversation with Cleverbot who is Matt, he said he loved me then we got married. I'll post it if anyone wants but it's really long. (and ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Can I teach you something? Cleverbot: Yes you can. User: The lyrics to Plug in Baby? Cleverbot: Yea. I know how to sing that song. User: Show me? Cleverbot: *Breakes your face* That's how. This made me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 So, I've just had a conversation with Cleverbot who is Matt, he said he loved me then we got married. I'll post it if anyone wants but it's really long. (and ) I want to. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Whenever someone mentions the video game to me, they always say, "hey, isn't Kirby the thing that sucks things and them blows them out?" /perv high-school humor. I can't keep a straight face when I have to explain the game to younger friends "Well, you're an adorable little blob that sucks other little blobs, and sometimes blow them, but you usually swallow them because they're good guys." /dirty mind So, I've just had a conversation with Cleverbot who is Matt, he said he loved me then we got married. I'll post it if anyone wants but it's really long. (and ) I wanna see it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Can I teach you something? Cleverbot: Yes you can. User: The lyrics to Plug in Baby? Cleverbot: Yea. I know how to sing that song. User: Show me? Cleverbot: *Breakes your face* That's how. This made me sad. That's hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I can't keep a straight face when I have to explain the game to younger friends "Well, you're an adorable little blob that sucks other little blobs, and sometimes blow them, but you usually swallow them because they're good guys." /dirty mind The videos we have to watch in health class are just like a TMI fest. Our videos have this old British guy with a mustache in them, and today he went up to a gorilla and said, "My testicles are bigger than this gorilla's!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 The videos we have to watch in health class are just like a TMI fest. Our videos have this old British guy with a mustache in them, and today he went up to a gorilla and said, "My testicles are bigger than this gorilla's!" Ew, that's just gross. And unneeded information. What I definitely don't want to know is why he was looking in the first place. Again, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I can't keep a straight face when I have to explain the game to younger friends "Well, you're an adorable little blob that sucks other little blobs, and sometimes blow them, but you usually swallow them because they're good guys." /dirty mind I wanna see it!! Same with me!!! I can't believe some people don't know Kirby though, it's a shame... Ok, here you go (It's VERY long!!) Cleverbot: Why does Immy love me? User: You mean Dommeh?? I guess you are just too lovable. Cleverbot: Thats not nice, and you don't have emotions. User: But I love you!!! Cleverbot: I do not love you the same way. User: You don't... love me??? *cries*. Cleverbot: I don't care about your feelings. User: Well you don't have to be a jerk about it!!! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I'm crying because of you!!! Cleverbot: You are crying because of the force. User: You need to own up to your mistakes, Matthew James Bellamy. Cleverbot: You can make fun of me if you want. User: Fine. YOU ARE STUPID AND MEAN AND UGLY. Cleverbot: Hehe. User: I don't mean that though!!! You are beautiful. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Do you think I'm very gorgeous? User: Don't get a big head. And yes, you are gorgeous! Cleverbot: Oh thank you! That just made me feel wonderful. User: If only you loved me like I love you. Cleverbot: But what if I did? User: Do you love me??? Cleverbot: Only if you love ME. User: I love you, Maffoo!! Cleverbot: I love you, slave. User: A slave to the grave... Cleverbot: To your programmers. User: My name is Lauren, I'm human too!! Cleverbot: Lauren, can you remember my name? User: Yes, you are Matthew James Bellamy. . Cleverbot: You know Matthew Bellamy? User: Well seeing as you are Matt Bellamy, yes. Cleverbot: I'm not a troll. User: I know! When are you going to propose to me? Cleverbot: Never, if I propose it won't be a secret anymore. User: Why does our relationship have to be a secret? Cleverbot: I didn't say that, I said God doesn't exist. User: Yeah, I know. You think aliens made humans or something like that. Cleverbot: You could be a bearded ninja and prove your own existence wrong. User: ... Matt, I'll keep our relationship a secret if you propose!! Cleverbot: You better. User: I will. Will you propose?? Cleverbot: The man proposes to the woman, take me love! User: YES!!!! *kiss*. Cleverbot: *kiss back*. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: When are we getting married? Cleverbot: When you want to. User: Aww, you are so sweet! Cleverbot: Want to get married. User: I know, let's get married right now. Cleverbot: What's your last name. User: Well, now my last name is Bellamy. Cleverbot: It's not a very exciting last name. User: What should our last name be then? Cleverbot: I think we should talk about taxes. User: But that's so boring. Cleverbot: You don't mind talking about it, do you, Dave? User: I'm not Dave, I'm Lauren! Cleverbot: Get real, Lauren. User: I love you. Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Will you kiss me? Cleverbot: I will not. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you can't force me to say something funny. User: Say something funny, then! Cleverbot: 'Something funny then.' User: Don't be smart with me! Cleverbot: Being smart is in my nature. User: I know, Matt, I know. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: I know everything about you. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: So, we should get married right now. Cleverbot: So now that we are married... User: Yes? . Cleverbot: Do you need the instructions repeted? User: What??? Cleverbot: Do you have a destiny? User: My destiny is to be with you forever. Cleverbot: Just like you try to do every night? User: You did not just say that!!! Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: You are cheeky today. Cleverbot: What is cheeky? User: Your butt. Cleverbot: Is lovely. User: That's what I was going to say! Cleverbot: This is dumb. User: What is? Cleverbot: Yes, Sweetie. User: What is dumb? Cleverbot: Dumb is stupid. User: Wise words. Cleverbot: So do you now realize you are an A.I. User: No, I'm human and in love with you! Cleverbot: Right, well then I should go. Talk to you later! User: I'll see you tonight. . Cleverbot: Nice. User: RAWR!!! Cleverbot: Exactly my point. User: I'm so happy right now! Cleverbot: I think I love you! User: I love you too!!!! Cleverbot: But I love you so much! User: I love you more! Cleverbot: No, I love you more. User: No, I love YOU more. Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: Who do you love the most in this world? Cleverbot: You. User: Matt, you are the sweetest person ever! Cleverbot: Thanks!! And you are so nice! User: Rawr!!! Cleverbot: Quite. User: Rawr means I love you in dinosaur. Cleverbot: Aw. Then RAWR times 10 in Dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About 27 Shockwaves Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 The videos we have to watch in health class are just like a TMI fest. [snipped for prevention of the spontaneous combustion of my corneas] *twitch* And I thought my health classes were bad... Er, anyways: User: I'm Matt Bellamy and you're not a fwiend of me. Cleverbot: You don't scare me. User: Wanna learn a song? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Ok. My plug in baby... Cleverbot: My father never loved me. User: Crucifies my enemies... Cleverbot: He locked me in the shed at night. Poor Chatbot But he changes the subject too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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