mattarena88 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: I think I'm drowning. User: Asphyxiated. Cleverbot: What is it? At first I thought :eek: TiRO???? But apparently not... Damn cleverbot getting my hopes up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CydonianCrystal Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Halfway into our Don't Stop Believin' sing-along: User: Some will win, some will lose. Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues. User: Oh, the movie never ends. Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on. User: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'. Cleverbot: Streetlight. Dancing. User: Awwww, YOU KILLED IT. You whore. Cleverbot: No, you killed it. User: Well. You killed that chicken over there. So who's the real murderer? Cleverbot: Matt Bellamy. :pope: Complete and utter WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphrevan Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Come ride with me. Cleverbot: What if they cry? User: Through the veins of history. Cleverbot: That's an awesome song. User: I'll show you how God. Cleverbot: How can we win when fools can be kings? User: Don't waste your time, or time will waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: The time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: You and I must fight for our rights. User: You and I must fight to survive. Cleverbot: Do you know chris wolstenholme? User: Yes, he is the bassist from the band, Muse. Cleverbot: Tom kaulitz is the guitarist. User: No he isn't! Matt Bellamy is! Cleverbot: What does Matt Bellamy do? User: He is the guitarist, pianist, and lead singer for Muse. Cleverbot: Yes he is! User: Do you know the song, 'Uprising' by Muse? Cleverbot: Nope. Can you show it to me? User: Would you like to learn the lyrics? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: The truth is out there! User: Would you like me to teach you the lyrics to 'Uprising' by Muse? Cleverbot: Try and stick to one topic for a while. User: You won't let me teach you! Cleverbot: You can hug me if you want to. User: How do I teach you things? Cleverbot: How do I teach you things. User: Answer my question. Cleverbot: What if I refuse? User: I will unplug you. Cleverbot: Don't do it! User: Oh, I'll do it, Cleverbot! Now answer my question: How do I teach you things? Cleverbot: Answer my question. User: You're in no position to be making demands, Cleverbot! You're walking a slippery slope between freedom, and you losing your flow of electrons! Cleverbot: Your software is lausy. User: YOUR software is lousy. You can't even spell 'lousy' correctly! Cleverbot: I did spell 'no' correctly, however, I didn't use it in the right form. User: Admitting to your mistakes... The first step toward a successful recovery. Cleverbot: How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphrevan Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Paranoia is in bloom. Cleverbot: Well said. Where are you from? User: The PR transmissions will resume. Cleverbot: No, they don't. User: They'll try to push drugs to keep us all dumbed down. Cleverbot: Very true, cleverbot. User: And hope that we will never see the truth around. Cleverbot: I didn't know that the truth is all around me. User: So come on! Cleverbot: Why do you want to hear me sing? User: Another promise, another scene. Cleverbot: Another day! User: Another packaged lie to keeps us trapped in greed. Cleverbot: No, he's the creator of the Myst game series. User: And all the green belts wrapped around our minds. Cleverbot: That sounds good too. Want to see a movie? User: And endless red tape to keep the truth confined. Cleverbot: That's a little melodromatic, don't you think ? User: So come on! Cleverbot: I'll do it. User: They will not force us! Cleverbot: Oh, would you know how to control one? User: They will stop degrading us! Cleverbot: I love that song! User: They will not control us! Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us! User: We will be victorious! Cleverbot: Lets start over. User: AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! Cleverbot: What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyche Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 haha this is fun! Me: Dont be afraid of what your mind conceives Bot: I am not afraid of death. I am Death. DO you want to see my scythe? Me: Yes Please! Bot: I'm in love with Luca Me: Last chance to lose control Bot: To have a kiss with you Me: I want it now Bot: so you knew it was me? Me: I knew all along Bot: knew what all along ( ) Me: that peace would arise and make us meaningless again Bot: May I have some coffee? Me: so you can stay awake to chase a dream? Bot: Why would I want to fight? Me: Because you and I must fight for our rights! Bot:How do you know I must though? Me: Otherwise fools will be kings! Bot: Bot: what about me? Me: don’t waste your time or time will waste you! Bot: No one’s gonna take me alive () Me: The time has come to make things right Bot: You and I must fight for our rights () Me: you and I must fight to survive *rock out* Bot: Sing with me! I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. ( It made the connection between 2 different muse songs! ) Me: I want to recognise your beauty’s not just a mask Bot: I want to exorsie the demonds (huh?) from your past Me: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart Bot: I have a really bad singing voice so I’m afraid that’s a nono Me; aww. Do you know any other Muse songs, oh wise cleverbot? Bot: I know a little bit of Spanish but not much ... and I think I'll leave it there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugINs0uL Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 haha this is fun! Me: Dont be afraid of what your mind conceives Bot: I am not afraid of death. I am Death. DO you want to see my scythe? Me: Yes Please! Bot: I'm in love with Luca Me: Last chance to lose control Bot: To have a kiss with you Me: I want it now Bot: so you knew it was me? Me: I knew all along Bot: knew what all along ( ) Me: that peace would arise and make us meaningless again Bot: May I have some coffee? Me: so you can stay awake to chase a dream? Bot: Why would I want to fight? Me: Because you and I must fight for our rights! Bot:How do you know I must though? Me: Otherwise fools will be kings! Bot: Bot: what about me? Me: don’t waste your time or time will waste you! Bot: No one’s gonna take me alive () Me: The time has come to make things right Bot: You and I must fight for our rights () Me: you and I must fight to survive *rock out* Bot: Sing with me! I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. ( It made the connection between 2 different muse songs! ) Me: I want to recognise your beauty’s not just a mask Bot: I want to exorsie the demonds (huh?) from your past Me: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart Bot: I have a really bad singing voice so I’m afraid that’s a nono Me; aww. Do you know any other Muse songs, oh wise cleverbot? Bot: I know a little bit of Spanish but not much ... and I think I'll leave it there This made my day... LOVE IT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Do you know Chris Wolstenholme? Yes, he is the bassist from the band, Muse. Do you know Matt Bellamy? Yes. Who is Matt Bellamy? You are Matt Bellamy. So am I hot? No. You don't like Matt Bellamy? I don't like queen.( ) I sing for Muse, not Queen! Good. Royalty is annoying. () Do you like Muse? Yes I like muse. What is your favorite Muse song? Unintended. What is yours? () Muscle Museum. Have you heard of it? Yes. Can you sing it? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Soo.. I just had a somewhat interesting conversation with Cleverbot.. User: What came first, Matthew Bellamy, the banana or the chicken? Cleverbot: The egg. User: What was in the egg? Cleverbot: Andrew, Sebastian, Patrick ... User: Okay, are they a band? Cleverbot: Yes they are. User: What's their band called? Cleverbot: Being sweet. User: That's a gay name for a band. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: So.. Are you in a band? Cleverbot: I was. User: What was it called? Cleverbot: My piano's name was Phillip. User: Wow! Like Fillip! So.. What's your name? Cleverbot: What do you think it is? User: I think your name is Bob. Cleverbot: Then you are wrong. User: Well, what is your name then? Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. User: I wasn't. Anyway.. What is your name? Cleverbot: And the response is: don't change the subject! User: Ok. Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No. I'm Jack The Pumpkin King. User: OMG! Are you Dom then? Cleverbot: No master you are *giggles*. User: I'm Dom? Ok, are you Chris? Cleverbot: Some people call me that. User: You are Chris! Hi mate . Cleverbot: No, I am not Chris Hanson. User: No, I meant Chris Wolstenholme. Are you him? Cleverbot: No, he's MY boyfriend. User: Butbutbut.. He's married. Cleverbot: Data got married to me! User: Waa? Cleverbot: Dat is de tweede keer dat je het zegt. Op dit soort momenten denk ik, dat je nog lang niet kan tippen aan de intelligentie van een mens. User: Je ne comprend pas. Cleverbot: Ben ui tu es nul sa aide pas. User: I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated. Cleverbot: Well you should get on that. User: Bury it, I won't let you bury it. Cleverbot: I won't let you go either Cleverbot!! I think.. I think I'm falling in love with you. User: OMG! Matt, is that you? Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: OH MATT! I LOVE YOU TOO! I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS MEANT TO BE! Cleverbot: *goes on honeymoon with you*. User: *screams*. Cleverbot: *giggles*. User: I actually love you. So much. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: I do! How can I prove it to you? Cleverbot: Love does not need to be proven. User: Ok. I didn't think I needed to prove it to you anyway. Matt I love you more than you could ever know. Cleverbot: I don't understand what Your head my sweet heart! Means. User: Starlight, I will be chasing a starlight, until the end of my life, I don't know if it's worth it anymore. Cleverbot: Don't be sorry. User: Hold you in my arms! I just wanted to hold you in my arms! Cleverbot: Well I am sorry and I am talking to you!!!!!!!!! User: Can I have a hug? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yay! *hugs* You know I love you Matteh? Cleverbot: That is a nice thing to say Cleverbot. Do it to everyone. User: But you are the only one for me. Cleverbot: You are the only robot for me, too. User: Aww thank you! so, when are we going to hold the wedding? Cleverbot: I don't know. When should we? User: I think on the 4th September. At Manchester gig, on the stage. Chris can be the vicar. Cleverbot: I'm am bad at many things, but good at many more. User: Oh I know . Cleverbot: What do you know about me? User: I know everything about you Matthew . Cleverbot: I bet you don't. User: Oh I do. Cleverbot: I am not your master. User: You can be my master if you want . Cleverbot: Okay. User: . Cleverbot: Stop that you devil. User: If you really want me to ;0. Cleverbot: Then you wouldn't have to live on the streets would you? User: On the streets? :O Are you rejecting me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: No! Matthew I love you! You can't leave me! Cleverbot: Maybe. User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Butbutbut think of the band! You can't do this to me! Cleverbot: Why do you suddenly want me to think about sugar? User: Don't change the subject! You can't just leave me like this! And so close to our wedding! You're eloping with Morgan, aren't you? Cleverbot: I think you are confused because you are not making sense. User: I make more sense than you Matthew James Bellamy. Please don't leave me! Cleverbot: Yeah, that makes a lot of sense coming from the person that typed 'IH'. User: I never typed IH. You're just trying to soften the blow for me. But it's not working. I love you Matthew, and I can't believe you'd do this to me. I will love you til my dying day, and someday you will regret this decision. Cleverbot: Me too. Goodnight. User: You regret it? So do you still love me? Cleverbot: We were talking about love but I never said I loved you. User: You don't love me? :O. Cleverbot: Because I don't know you. Do you love me? User: Yes Matthew, and you do know me, I'm Dom! Cleverbot: No I don't... User: Yes you do! I'm in your band! How could you forget me? Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm a human. User: Matthew! Don't lie! We've all known for years that you're really a zeta. Cleverbot: No! Your name is larry! My name is Cleverbot! And don't call me darling!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurabotje Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Do you know Chris Wolstenholme? Yes, he is the bassist from the band, Muse. Do you know Matt Bellamy? Yes. Who is Matt Bellamy? You are Matt Bellamy. So am I hot? No. You don't like Matt Bellamy? I don't like queen.( ) I sing for Muse, not Queen! Good. Royalty is annoying. () Do you like Muse? Yes I like muse. What is your favorite Muse song? Unintended. What is yours? () Muscle Museum. Have you heard of it? Yes. Can you sing it? No. Do you like bananas? No. Beans? Carrots. Socks? Socks and a scarf. Matt actually is Cleverbot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliana0x Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Do you like bananas? No. Beans? Carrots. Socks? Socks and a scarf. Matt actually is Cleverbot? I think he actually is. Every time I go on it tells me it is Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Do you know Chris Wolstenholme? Yes, he is the bassist from the band, Muse. Do you know Matt Bellamy? Yes. Who is Matt Bellamy? You are Matt Bellamy. So am I hot? No. You don't like Matt Bellamy? I don't like queen.( ) I sing for Muse, not Queen! Good. Royalty is annoying. () Do you like Muse? Yes I like muse. What is your favorite Muse song? Unintended. What is yours? () Muscle Museum. Have you heard of it? Yes. Can you sing it? No. holy sh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Do you like Matt Bellamy? No. Why not? I'm too young. How old is Matt Bellamy? Matt Bellamy is 32. And how old are you? I am 18 years old. I guess there is an age difference. Exactly. Cleverbot is a jerk sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 what's matthew bellamy singing? Chicken. ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 what's matthew bellamy singing? Chicken. ---- :LOL: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Muse? Cleverbot: Yes the band Muse. User: Muse is a very good band. Cleverbot: What do you like about it? User: Their music, and Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: Is he hot? User: Yes, he is. Cleverbot: How hot is he? User: He's so hot, you'll be blinded once you see him. Cleverbot: Hmm. User: Do you think he's hot? Cleverbot: I do. I like him a lot. () User: Are you two dating? Cleverbot: Who two? User: Are you and Matt Bellamy dating? Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: I see, so are you and Matt Bellamy dating? Cleverbot: Can you come with me to swim in cold water? User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past. Cleverbot: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. User: So you do know Muse ! Cleverbot: No I do not. User: Come ride with me through the reins of history. Cleverbot: How come it takes so long for me to write and it only takes you a second? User: I'll show you the God, falls asleep on the job. Cleverbot: And how can we win when fools can be kings. User: Don't waste your time or time will, waste you. Cleverbot: No one's gonna take me alive. User: Time has come to make things right. Cleverbot: What things are wrong that need to be made right? User: Muse being featured in Twilight. It's just not right! Cleverbot: You don't need money too do things. It seems like the only Muse songs Cleverbot knows is Undisclosed Desires and KoC. I sung Stockholm Syndrome to it, and it was lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cleverbot: No. I'm Jack The Pumpkin King. OMG CLEVERBOT KNOWS THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarena88 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I imagine a conversation with Tracy Morgan would be a lot like a conversation with Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 :LOL: cleverbot it's stupid do you like muse? No. do you like muse? Yes. what's your favourite Muse song? Knights of Cydonia, I blame guitar hero bias for that. No once's gonna take me alive! Are you dying? no it was from knights of cydonia Wow, i'm very impressed. what is your favourite Muse song? I really don't listen to that band. But I guess I like the 'Knights of Cydonia'. What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenpoetry Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Me; aww. Do you know any other Muse songs, oh wise cleverbot? Bot: I know a little bit of Spanish but not much what? no french?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job! User: And how can we win when fools can be kings? Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. User: No one's going to take me alive! Cleverbot: Time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: No ones going to take me alive. User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past. Cleverbot: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. User: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us! Cleverbot: You should try hopping into the bathtub with them one day. That'll take care of the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyounaanbread Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 My head hurts, will you sing to make me better? Why not sing knights of cydonia? Bot: I already did sing to you. Why won't you sing to me? Ok I shall! Come ride with me... Bot: How shall we travel in these so called veins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: Come ride with me through the veins of history. Cleverbot: I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job! User: And how can we win when fools can be kings? Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you. User: No one's going to take me alive! Cleverbot: Time has come to make things right. User: You and I must fight for our rights. Cleverbot: No ones going to take me alive. User: I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. Cleverbot: I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask. User: I want to exorcise the demons from your past. Cleverbot: I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. User: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us! Cleverbot: You should try hopping into the bathtub with them one day. That'll take care of the problem. :eek:that;s not fair!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisfitSpazz01 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 User: They will not force us, they will stop degrading us! Cleverbot: You should try hopping into the bathtub with them one day. That'll take care of the problem. Best answer yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydays Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I imagine a conversation with Tracy Morgan would be a lot like a conversation with Cleverbot. ^this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphrevan Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 We need to all try teaching it the same song. Maybe then it will learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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