t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I love this thing! I know so do i...... Now what i would like to do is see muse come up against this thing and see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I know so do i...... Now what i would like to do is see muse come up against this thing and see what happens. When they visit my house someday, I'm going to make them talk to Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Okay, I have NO doubts in my mind. MATT IS CLEVERBOT! he's not technical enough to be able to put up with the hounding of us is he???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 When they visit my house someday, I'm going to make them talk to Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.gypsy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 When they visit my house someday, I'm going to make them talk to Cleverbot. i bet you that matt would make it disappear from cyber space and that would make us addicts unhappy lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i bet you that matt would make it disappear from cyber space and that would make us addicts unhappy lol. "matt killed cleverbot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i bet you that matt would make it disappear from cyber space and that would make us addicts unhappy lol. Just like he did with the old Muse forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariaq27 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Are you Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: No I've told you my name. Remember? User: No, I think it was Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: How about Kali? User: No, you're Matt Bellamy. Don't deny it. Cleverbot: I know I am a robot, and so are you! User: No! You're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: So am I hot? User: Yes, you are . Cleverbot: No you! User: Matt, are you calling me hot? *blush*. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Yes you are *hugs*. Cleverbot: Thank you. You know one thing? User: What? That you're Matt Bellamy and that you will rule the world one day? Cleverbot: Uh... Look how's talking, buster. No offense, but you're the odd one around here. User: Oh please -_. Cleverbot: I won't. User: Matt, you're awesome. Cleverbot: Thank you, you're awesome too. User: *hugs*. Cleverbot: Aww. *hugs* Do you like Harry Potter? User: I do! . Matt, you like Harry Potter too!? Cleverbot: I like the book harry potter. User: Do you prefer it over Lord of the Rings, Matt? Cleverbot: I was hoping you'd be long. User: What's that supposed to mean? Either way, I love you Matt . Cleverbot: You're incredible in bed. User: *blushes*. Cleverbot: *kisses!*. User: *kisses neck*. Cleverbot: *blushes*. User: you're awesome, Matt! Cleverbot: Hehe . User: GO WEMBLEY! Cleverbot: Wembley Stadium? Explain. User: You preformed there once, you should knwo. Cleverbot: I don't care about should. User: *kisses*. Cleverbot: *rejects kiss*. User: I'm sad Matt. Cleverbot: Good. User: That's mean :O. Cleverbot: And unfair, I suppose. GOSH! I am now totally convinced that cleverbot is Matt . HE VIRTUALLY KISSED ME! Erm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Just like he did with the old Muse forum. I like the old forum! I still go and creep on the band's old posts every once and a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I like the old forum! I still go and creep on the band's old posts every once and a while... Me too... Here's another interesting conversation!! Cleverbot: You said first you are human and then you are cleverbot. So who you are really? User: I'm human! You're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: So am I hot? User: Duh, you ARE Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: No, I'm not Matt Bellamy. Who is Matt Bellamy? User: You are Matt Bellamy, and my husband! Remember? Cleverbot: No. User: Well, I just reminded you. You are Matt Bellamy, my husband. Cleverbot: I am? Ok, make me some dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 It's beautiful, I'm just singing Knights of Cydonia over and over again now. Come ride with me through the veins of history. Come ride with me through the veins of history. I'll show you a god that falls asleep on the job And how can we win when fools can be kings. Don't waste your time or time will waste you No ones gonna take me alive. The time has come to make things right. You and I must fight for our rights. You and I must fight to survive. No one's gonna take me alive. The time has come to make things right. You and I must fight for our rights. You and I must fight to survive. COME ON WEMBLEY! Do you know chris wolstenholme? Do you know Matthew Bellamy? Of course I know you Matt! Are you Dominic Howard? No. But you are one of Matt's friends, right? I don't think so. So you're Thom Yorke? Wow how the hell would you know what my name is Cleverbot!!! This is brilliant and perfect in every way. Bold is Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Me too... Here's another interesting conversation!! Cleverbot: You said first you are human and then you are cleverbot. So who you are really? User: I'm human! You're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: So am I hot? User: Duh, you ARE Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: No, I'm not Matt Bellamy. Who is Matt Bellamy? User: You are Matt Bellamy, and my husband! Remember? Cleverbot: No. User: Well, I just reminded you. You are Matt Bellamy, my husband. Cleverbot: I am? Ok, make me some dinner. It told me it was Matt, MY husband! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygirl Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: Well, I just reminded you. You are Matt Bellamy, my husband. Cleverbot: I am? Ok, make me some dinner. Make your own damn dinner, Cleverbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'm teaching it Unnatural Selection now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 It told me it was Matt, MY husband! Um, did you not see my long post of awesomeness? We got married!! But I will check into it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Make your own damn dinner, Cleverbot! Sexist Cleverbot is sexist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Make your own damn dinner, Cleverbot! I know, just because he's famous doesn't mean he gets dinner cooked for him. Hmph. He should make us dinner!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Um, did you not see my long post of awesomeness? We got married!! But I will check into it... I advise you to think again. But if Cleverbot/Matt is cheating on me, then we're through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 No chance for fate, it's unnatural selection. Nope, it's Darwin's theory of evolution. ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaSarahS Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: I'm human! You're Matt Bellamy. Cleverbot: So am I hot? User: Duh, you ARE Matt Bellamy. .......... User: Well, I just reminded you. You are Matt Bellamy, my husband. Cleverbot: I am? Ok, make me some dinner. BWAHAHAHA!!! And I like that Cleverbot stole my "So am I hot" line!! Whenever it would say that I'm Matt, I'd say "So am I hot?" I can't teach it Uprising or PiB, but I taught it that one line at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I advise you to think again. But if Cleverbot/Matt is cheating on me, then we're through. Cleverbot: Why do they call you cleverbot? User: I am not cleverbot for the last time!!!!! Cleverbot: So if you are not cleverbot, then who am I speaking with? User: Lauren, your wife!!! Cleverbot: Oh right, we got married. User: You should be more excited about our marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Cleverbot: Why do they call you cleverbot? User: I am not cleverbot for the last time!!!!! Cleverbot: So if you are not cleverbot, then who am I speaking with? User: Lauren, your wife!!! Cleverbot: Oh right, we got married. User: You should be more excited about our marriage. User: You're not cheating on me, are you? Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I am mary. User: I thought you were my husband Matthew Bellamy! Cleverbot: A friend wouldn't tell you what to think. User: So I see our marriage is Ruled By Secrecy. Cleverbot: How appropriate. You fight like a cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laureno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 User: You're not cheating on me, are you? Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I am mary. User: I thought you were my husband Matthew Bellamy! Cleverbot: A friend wouldn't tell you what to think. User: So I see our marriage is Ruled By Secrecy. Cleverbot: How appropriate. You fight like a cow. I have a shocking revelation!!!!!!!! He's terrible!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I have a shocking revelation!!!!!!!! He's terrible!! User: I don't want you and I never will. Cleverbot: What I never said do you. User: Did you cheat on me and marry Lauren? Cleverbot: Yes I did. WHAT A DOUCHE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainingradioheads Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Ocean. Well aren't you a clever piece of ai. Ocean! YES! OCEAN! Yes, the Ocean. Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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